History Funny / FarCry3

* One of the VendorTrash items is a "Photo of a Dwarf". Description: "A picture of a naked dwarf, laughing and pointing at the camera. [[GagPenis And he's not using his fingers]]." It's worth only $1.

-->'''Vass:''' YOU FUCKING DEAF? RUN FORREST, RUN! ''(proceeds to start shooting at you)''

* Michael Mando and [[{{Film/Superbad}} Christopher Mintz-Plasse]] made a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ3cisZyb98 series of videos]] showing Vaas torturing Christopher on the beach. The entire series is some of the most hilarious Vaas content you'll find, especially when he uses the [[spoiler:firecrackers]], freaks out when he thinks Chris may have died, and starts thinking of ways to revive him like a surgeon in a bad medical drama.

--->'''Jason:''' ''(blows up a boat)'' [[TabletopGame/Battleship I sunk your battleship!]]

--->'''Jason:''' ''(blows up a boat)'' I sunk your battleship!

* Michael Mando and [[{{Superbad}} Christopher Mintz-Plasse]] made a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ3cisZyb98 series of videos]] showing Vaas torturing Christopher on the beach. The entire series is some of the most hilarious Vaas content you'll find, especially when he uses the [[spoiler:firecrackers]], freaks out when he thinks Chris may have died, and starts thinking of ways to revive him like a surgeon in a bad medical drama.

->''"Did I ever tell you... the definition of insanity?"''
-->-- '''Vaas'''

* This game adds an encyclopedia of weapons, people, factions, vehicles, plants, animals, and locations....written by a snarky American who submits them to your tablet. An example:
** Hang Glider: Hang gliders are for people who look at an airplane and think "What's the point of that engine?" Or for people who scream as they're getting sucked into an engine, "Why did I go hang gliding?!!"
** Cassowary: Cassowaries are rare flightless birds that Rook natives once traded as valuable commodities. And that is probably the silliest sentence I have ever wrote.

* There is a darkly hilarious SoundtrackDissonance when driving around in a car with the radio playing. It is entirely possible to plow through a patrol of heavily armed pirates, flip the truck trying to avoid a tree, roll several times, smash the hell out of your ride, and explode, all framed to music that sounds like it was ripped from ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''.

** [[TeamAmericaWorldPolice "America,]] [[StuffBlowingUp Fuck Ja!"]]

* One of the VendorTrash items is a "Photo of a Dwarf". Description: "A picture of a naked dwarf, laughing and pointing at the camera. [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean And he's not using his fingers]]." It's worth only $1.

* The "Letters of the Lost" are letters that were written by members of the Japanese army during [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII WWII]]. They usually show how they [[SanitySlippage lost their heads]] (it's implied the island's influence slowly drove them crazy) specially Private Tadao, who [[spoiler:sabotaged the radios of the island to stop anyone from knowing what [[UsefulNotes/AtomicBombingsOfHiroshimaAndNagasaki happened to their families]]]]. All that goes out the window when you find Hurk's letters. These tell the story of how he trained a gray macaque monkey (that he named Gilbert) to throw grenades and that he's a menace but he gets sidetracked talking about a cheerleader of his school that turned into a pornstar, how Gilbert is not "throw crap at you"-evil but rather "rub crap in your face"-evil and {{lampshad|eHanging}}ing that there are dozens of Japanese letters on the island.

* There is a darkly hilarious SoundtrackDissonance when driving around in a car with the radio playing. It is entirely possible to plow through a patrol of heavily armed pirates, flip the truck trying to avoid a tree, roll several times, smash the hell out of your ride, and explode, all framed to music that sounds like it was ripped from ''SpongebobSquarepants''.

-->'''Jason:''' ''(C4 or grenades them)''

--> ''Hang gliders are for people who look at the airplanes and think, "What's the point of that engine?" Or for people who scream as they're [[TurbineBlender sucked into an engine]], "Why did I go hang gliding?!"''

--> ''One day, one of those is going to lead straight into a volcano, mark my words.''

-->'''Sam''': Now you can walk among the privateers! But do not let them observe you doing suspicious things, like...[[DeadpanSnarker killing, strangling, bombing, electrocuting.]] Bluff them, Jason!

-->'''Sam''': ''(hushed)'' You ready?

-->'''Sam''': (''[[WithCatlikeTread Jumps up, pumping his fists into the air]]'') '''[[GratuitousGerman BLITZ]]'''-''[[ScreamingWarrior KRIIIIIEEEGGG!!!]]'' ''([[LeeroyJenkins runs around the corner]])''
-->'''Jason''': [[SoMuchForStealth Seriously?]]

-->'''[[spoiler:Riley]]''': I can't do this! We're so gonna die!
-->'''Jason''': Use the [[StarWars Force]]!

-->'''Jason''': ''(blows up a boat)'' I sunk your battleship!

-->'''Vaas''': Carlos! Get some water! Bring the batteries! The spiders! ''Everything!''

-->'''Buck''': Keith? Is that his name, Keith? See, he told me his name was (''imitates trying to scream through a gag'').

--> '''Jason''': [[Film/KillBill His name is Buck]], [[ShoutOut and he likes to]] [[CurseCutShort fu]]...

-->'''Pirate''': I hate this fucking heat. [[TemptingFate Somebody just shoot me!]]
-->'''Jason''': ''(shoots him)''
* Or:
-->'''Pirate''': God...this...heat....
-->'''Jason''': ''(FLAMETHROWER!)''

--> '''Quest-giver:''' ''You'' look like a man who wants to shoot something, but has nothing to shoot!
--> '''Jason:''' ...That has got to be the strangest "hello" I've ever heard.
* During the escape from the hotel, during the drive between Jason and Liza.
--> '''Jason:''' ''Drive faster!''
--> '''Liza:''' I'm offroad! I can't go any faster!
--> '''Jason:''' Says ''who?'' The cops?!

-->'''Vaas''': You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? ''(chuckles)'' That is crazy! [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone.]]

-->'''Vass''': YOU FUCKING DEAF? RUN FORREST, RUN! ''(proceeds to start shooting at you)''

-->Later: '''Jason''': ''(lows up a boat)'' I sunk your battleship!

--> '''Jason:''' Says who? The cops?!

-->'''Vaas''': You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone.]]

-->'''Sam''': ''(Hushed)'' You ready?
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Sam''': (''[[WithCatlikeTread Jumps up, pumping his fists into the air]]'') '''[[GratuitousGerman BLITZ]]'''-''[[ScreamingWarrior KRIIIIIEEEGGG!!!]]'' ''([[LeeroyJenkins Runs around the corner]])''

-->Later: '''Jason''': *Blows up a boat* I Sunk Your BattleShip!

*** What's funny about that line is that those were all the instruments of torture he had used up to that point.

-->'''Jason''': ''(Shoots him)''

-->'''Vass''': YOU FUCKING DEAF? RUN FORREST, RUN! *Proceeds to Start Shooting at you*

-->'''Buck''': Oh [Keith]? See, he told me his name was (''imitates trying to scream through a gag'').

--> ''Hang gliders are for people who look at the airplanes and think, "What's the point of that engine?" Or for people who scream as they're sucked into an engine, "Why did I go hang gliding?!"''

-->'''Vaas''': You boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone.]]

--> '''Jason:''' Says who? The cops?!