History Funny / Fable

-->"Oh, look at the doggie! [[EatTheDog He looks delicious]]!"

* Almost everything about the [[HookerWithAHeartOfGold Dark Wood Bordello and it's workers]] is PlayedForLaughs. The Demon Door there tasks the player with having sex enough times before opening which ends with the Door asking, "what was it like?" One of the working girls, Polly (formerly 'Pretty Polly'), is clearly too old for this line of work. Olga the BDSM specialist is a hilariously over the top LargeHam.

** That said, as the creepy ''starts'' setting in...

-->"Why do you guys want to [[CluckingFunny put chickens in everything]]?"

* The FinalBoss against Lucien for just how much of an AntiClimaxBoss it is. Especially if you take too long and Reaver gets fed up with his EvilGloating and kills him instead.

* During the prologue, one quest has you deliver a love letter from Monty to his beloved Belinda. You can take the "evil" option and give it to Belinda's cruel and overbearing mother instead, which causes the old woman to storm out, confront the would-be paramour, and give him a tongue-lashing. Monty tries to claim that the letter was intended for the mother, and is mortified to find the woman apparently reciprocates his "feelings"...

* During ''The Lost Chapter'''s last few quests, [[spoiler:Jack of Blades]] will take over MissionControl. Some of the "tips" given are rather humorous.
-->'''[[spoiler:Jack]]:''' There is an important quest card waiting for you at the bottom of a slime pit!
* Also in the ''TLC'', if you choose to [[spoiler:kill the Guildmaster]], you [[KilledMidSentence cut off his]] BadassBoast [[KilledMidSentence by killing him with a single attack]].

* At the very end, if you let Lucien talk for long enough, Reaver stands, shoots him in the face, and says "Oh good, I thought he'd never shut up! I'm sorry, did you want to kill him?"

* One quest has you go into an ancient tomb to find an old woman's son, Charlie. Then it turns out [[spoiler:"Charlie" is a full-grown man and a professional explorer, and his mother is just being [[MyBelovedSmother overprotective]]]].

* After Reaver learns that [[spoiler:Lucien has reneged on their arrangement (while the Hero's off delivering the Shadow Seal to the Shadow Judges, Reaver sells the Hero to Lucien in exchange for gold)]], he has this to say to the Hero:
-->'''Reaver''': [[spoiler:Lucien and I had a gentlemen's agreement! How dare he betray me? Just when I was in the middle of betraying you!]]
* The FinalBoss against Lucien for just how much of an AntiClimaxBoss it is. Especially if you take too long and [[spoiler:Reaver gets fed up with his EvilGloating and kills him instead]].
-->'''[[spoiler:Reaver:]]''' "[[spoiler: [[LampshadeHanging I thought he'd never shut up.]] [[{{Troll}} Oh I'm sorry, did you want to kill him?]]]]

** [[BraggingRightsReward Make a royal decree]], [[CompletelyMissingThePoint of course]].

* Sabine's farewell during [[spoiler:Walter's funeral]]:
-->'''Sabine''': If ever you need to save the world from [[spoiler:another abomination]], you know where to find me.

* One of the sword finishing moves on hobbes is to [[LookBehindYou point behind them]]. The hobbe actually turns around and you slash their back.
** That's nothing. Another hobbe finishing move is to ''punt'' the little sucker.
*** Using a hammer against them, well, here's the pitch, HOME RUN, MOTHERFUCKER.
*** When you're fighting a little hobbe, if you attack it with a pistol at a certain range, it jumps up and tries to eat your arm. Then, you pull the friggin' trigger with your arm down its throat!
*** Also, kicking them into the air and shooting them with your rifle into the opposite cavern.

* When a wisp flies into the ground to revive Lieutenant Simmons in Mourningwood Fort, Major Swift is heard barking "Lieutenant Simmons, I specifically ordered you to remain buried!" Followed by Ben going "Why doesn't anyone follow orders anymore?"

* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that, during the fall of the Heroes Guild, [[StopHelpingMe the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.

* The little boy [[IntoxicationEnsues tripping on mushrooms]] in Bowerstone.
* If you're not strong enough to remove the sword from the stone outside the Temple of Avo, the dramatic crescendo that plays during the cut-scene [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand ends abruptly and anticlimactically]].

* During the expansion pack's last few quests, [[spoiler:Jack of Blades]] will take over MissionControl. Some of the "tips" given are rather humorous.

* Also in the expansion, if you choose to [[spoiler:kill the Guildmaster]], you [[KilledMidSentence cut off his]] BadassBoast [[KilledMidSentence by killing him with a single attack]].

* [[HonestJohnsDealership Murgo the trader's]] sales pitch at the start of the game, including hawking a "magic" mirror that makes you look more attractive, but only if you look into it in complete darkness.
* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that, during the fall of the Heroes' Guild, [[StopHelpingMe the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.

* A child might say something like this: "If I hold my breath for 30 seconds, I can see funny stuff."
* One quest has you go into an ancient tomb to find an old woman's son, Charlie. Then it turns out [[spoiler:"Charlie" is a full-grown man and a professional explorer, and his mother is just being [[MyBelovedSmother overprotective]].]]

* The side-quest "The Game," which has the Hero drafted into playing a tabletop RPG with a trio of proto-geeks. LampshadeHanging aplenty ensues, along with some SelfDeprecation on Lionhead's part.

* Sir Walter Beck gets some good lines. And also says "Balls" a lot.

* The Mistpeak Valley Demon Door is writing a book, and needs two heroes to act out romance for him so he can write it. He sounds like a gentlemen, but after you finish, he tells you:

* The one time when Walter got past a magical barrier set up by a Hobbe. He shouted BOO and the Hobbe was so shocked that the barrier it was keeping up disappeared. And then it died of a heart attack.
* One of the sword finishing moves on hobbes is to [[LookBehindYou point behind them.]] The hobbe actually turns around and you slash their back.
** That's nothing. Another Hobbe finishing move is to ''punt'' the little sucker.
*** Using a hammer against them, well, here's the pitch, HOME RUN MOTHERFUCKER.
*** You think that's funny?! What about the pistol thing? When you're fighting a little Hobbe, if you attack it with a pistol at a certain range, it jumps up, and tries to eat your arm. Then, you pull the friggin' trigger, with your arm down its throat!
*** Also kicking them into the air and shooting them with your rifle into the opposite cavern.
** Enemy chatter when you use finishing moves, kinda hilarious when theres one guy left and he sounds crazy scared...then [[LeeroyJenkins bum rushes you.]]

* Every single time you make one of the "moral" decrees rather than the "profitable" ones, Reaver makes a hilariously tongue-in-cheek public service announcement trying to put a positive spin on things... from his own twisted point of view.
--> At Reaver Industries Orphanage, we care. Even if you don't deserve it.
* After reaching the shores of Aurora, the Hero and Walter start walking into a cave, wherein Walter says a few funny lines, starting with the shouting of his pseudo-catchphrase "balls." Laugh now, because [[MoodWhiplash it goes downhill from there]].

--->'''The Hero:''' ''(casually)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall All the time.]]

-->Have you been drinking? If not, you should try it -- it couldn't hurt.

* Some of the house names are quite funny. There's one called "I Know We Can Make This Work Manor", and it is ''ever'' so tempting [[TemptingFate to move your spouse there after you get married]].
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* At the very end, if you let Lucien talk for long enough, Reaver stands, shoots him in the face, and says "Oh, I thought he'd never shut up! Sorry, did you want to kill him?"

* If you're not strong enough to remove the sword from the stone outside the Temple of Avo, the dramatic crescendo that plays during the cut-scene [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand ends abruptly and anticlimactically.]]

* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that during the fall of the Heroes' Guild, [[StopHelpingMe the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.
* What about at the very end, if you let Lucien talk for long enough? Reaver stands, shoots him in the face and says "Oh, I thought he'd never shut up! Sorry, did you want to kill him?"
* A child might say something like this: "If I hold my breath for 30 seconds, I can see funny stuff".
* One quest has you go into an ancient tomb to find an old woman's son, Charlie. Then it turns out [[spoiler: "Charlie" is a full -grown man and a professional explorer, and his mother is just being [[MyBelovedSmother overprotective]].]]

* During the prologue, one quest has you deliver a love letter from Monty to his beloved Belinda. You can take the "evil" option and give it to Belinda's cruel and overbearing mother instead, which causes the old woman to storm out, confront the would-be paramour and give him a tongue-lashing. Monty tries to claim that the letter was intended for the mother, and is mortified to find the woman apparently reciprocates his "feelings"...

* The sidequest "The Game", which has the Hero drafted into playing a tabletop RPG with a trio of proto-geeks. LampshadeHanging aplenty ensues, along with some SelfDeprecation on Lionhead's part.

-->"You're...dressed as a chicken. What are you - what are you planning to do...dressed as a chicken?!"
** [[BraggingRightsReward Make a royal decree,]] [[CompletelyMissingThePoint of course.]]

-->"Ah, the Normanomicon. As a young boy I often heard tales of its sinister exploits and prayed dearly that I would never encounter it myself. Incidentally, thank you for bringing it into my living quarters."
** Of course he's funny, considering [[JohnCleese who does his voice]].
* The chicken quest. Especially the dialogue at the end where the questgiver and his wife are debating over whether to save the chicken's lives.

* The Gnomes, replacing the Gargoyles from Fable II, have some hilarious little catchphrases.

* The Mistpeak Valley Demon Door is writing a book, and needs two heroes to act out romance for him so he can write it. He sounds like a gentlemen, but after you finish he tells you:

* After reaching the shores of Aurora, the Hero and Walter start walking into a cave, wherein Walter says a few funny lines, starting with the shouting of his pseudo-catchphrase "balls." Laugh now, because it goes downhill from there.

* Shame on you all for not mentioning how Walter got past a magical barrier set up by a Hobbe. He shouted BOO and the Hobbe was so shocked that the barrier it was keeping up disappeared. And then it died of a heart attack.