History Funny / FIsForFamily

--->'''Boy:''' Can Bill come out and play?

-->'''Pogo:''' "I got a dozen scabs ready to go!"
-->'''Rosie:''' "You got a dozen scabs on yo' ''titties'', fat boy!"

-->'''Pogo:''' "Why does the cheese stop at the crust? I like the crust."

-->'''Rosie:''' "Over my dead body."
-->'''Pogo:''' "Over his dead body. Shut up, Frank."

* On Bill's first day as a paperboy, , while fleeing from a bully (who threw a cat at him), he's almost hit by the kindly old German Holocaust survivor, who has this to say:

** Also during the negotiations:

** Then this little exchange:

** Finally the robot bears song interfering with the negotiations.

* Bob Pogo complaining about pizza cheese stopping at the crust.
* Then this little exchange:

* Finally the robot bears song interfering with the negotiations.

** "Dolores...? [[BlatantLies I got kidnapped by a Puerto Rican who forced me to eat candy]]... ''Yes'', 'again'!"

* "''Daaaad'', not ''Series/MASH'' again!!"

* "Dolores...? [[ItMakesSenseInContext I got kidnapped by a Puerto Rican who forced me to eat candy]]... ''Yes'', 'again'!"
* Phillip's wussiness is pretty much his defining trait. At one point, he mentions that whenever Bobby beats him up he just curls up in fetal position and sings "Hot Crossed Buns" to himself.
** After Phillip and Bill reconnect after falling out towards the end of season 2, Phillip reveals that he channels all his negative emotions into violent, gory drawings. He has ''several notebooks full'' of whoever he's angry at being mutilated and murdered. Bobby Fitzsimmons by far has the most, one of them is even labeled "A World Without Bobby".
* At one point, Bob Pogo hides in Frank's delivery truck while trying to get away from his asshole boss, and eats all the expired candy Frank has collected from the vending machines.
* The airline owner hires his nephew to replace Frank. Problem is, said nephew is ''completely fucking insane'' due to brain damage he recieved while playing pro baseball, and at one point can be seen throwing the airplane luggage into the jet engine. He also loudly talks about re-segregating baseball. He eventually gets himself killed with a bomb he took from a group of plane hijackers.

** Right before the end credits, while Frank is celebrating his promotion (due to his supervisor's death), someone yells "I'm trying to sleep".

* "Dolores? [[ItMakesSenseInContext I got kidnapped by a Puerto Rican who forced me to eat candy]]... ''Yes'', 'again!'"

* "Sweetie, [[ItMakesSenseInContext I got kidnapped by a Puerto Rican who forced me to eat candy]]... Yes, ''again!''"

--->Then close your eyes and shut the fuck up!

* During the strike negotiations in "Bill Murphy's Day Off", Bob Pogo responds to his employees' demands with an "offer", which is really a note saying "Go fuck yourself". Rosie counters this with a crude drawing of himself having sex with Mrs. Pogo on her husband's corpse.

-->'''Phillip:''' ''(panicked)'' "No I don't, THAT'S A POPULAR MISCONCEPTION!!"

* The Scene right before the intro of the first episode.

-->'''Randy:''' "Hey, you a cop, kid?!" ''(grabs Phillip)'' "You gotta tell if you're a cop!"

-->'''Frank:''' "I should have died in Korea."

'''Sue:''' "Frank, no one is thinking that."
'''Jenny:''' "Hey there Sue, Frank, you poor unemployed man, how's the job search going?"
'''Frank:''' "I should have died in Korea."

-->'''Rosie:''' "You got a dozen scabs on yo' ''titties'', fat boy!"

* This exchange in Episode 4:

* During the strike negotiations in Episode 5, Bob Pogo responds to his employees' demands with an "offer", which is really a note saying "Go fuck yourself". Rosie counters this with a crude drawing of himself having sex with Mrs. Pogo on her husband's corpse.

* During the strike negotiations in Episode 5, Bob Pogo responds to his employees' demands with an "offer", which is really a note saying "Go fuck yourself". Rosie counters this with a crude drawing of himself having sex with Mrs. Pogo on her husband's corpse.