History Funny / EightLeggedFreaks

* "...The [[WhoShotJFK Lee Harvey Oswald]] [[CoolGuns rifle]][[note]]actually a Springfield M1903 standing in for Oswald's Carcano M91/38[[/note]]...Why we have that, I do not know."

* In the battle inside the mall, one guy takes on the arachnid horde [[HockeyMaskAndChainsaw sporting a chainsaw and a hockey goalie mask]].

** The spiders' vocalizations ''in general'' are pretty hilarious, no matter what they're doing. They alternate between belching, gargling, and rather soggy-sounding hiccups.

* The spiders attacking the gas truck; as expected, it [[EveryCarIsAPinto blows up real good]], smashing into a row of [[CutPhoneLines telephone poles]]. ''Not'' so expected is their burning bodies stumbling out of the wreckage before falling flat and dying with a wonderfully {{Narm}}y "Bleah!"

* Once the spiders start rampaging through the town in earnest, things ''really'' get funny - they smack into plate-glass windows with loud splats and squeaks as they slide down, they gorge themselves on humans with a {{Narm}}y "Omnomnom", and one spider even takes a bite out of a moose head mounted on a wall before spitting out the fur with a loud "Puti!"

* "...The [[WhoShotJFK Lee Harvey Oswald]] [[CoolGuns rifle]][[note]]actually a Springfield M1903 standing in for Oswald's Carcano M91/38[[/note]]...Why we have that, I do not know."
** "Oswald's gun...man, this is the weirdest day of my life!"

* Outside the mall, a man pins down a spider and proceeds to punch it in the "face." The spider flips them over and returns the favor.

* "...The [[WhoShotJFK Lee Harvey Oswald]] [[CoolGuns rifle]][[hottip:*:actually a Springfield M1903 standing in for Oswald's Carcano M91/38]]...Why we have that, I do not know."

* In the battle inside the mall, one guy takes on the arachnid horde [[TheTexasChainsawMassacre sporting a chainsaw]] and [[Film/FridayThe13th1980 sporting a hockey goalie mask]].

* In the battle inside the mall, one guy takes on the arachnid horde [[TheTexasChainsawMassacre sporting a chainsaw]] and [[FridayThe13th sporting a hockey goalie mask]].

* "...The [[CoolGuns Lee Harvey Oswald rifle]][[hottip:*:actually a Springfield M1903 standing in for Oswald's Carcano M91/38]]...Why we have that, I do not know."

* Ashley tasing Bret [[GroinAttack in the junk]].

* "...The [[CoolGuns Lee Harvey Oswald rifle]][[hottip:*:actually a Springfield M1903 standing in for the Carcano M91/38]]...Why we have that, I do not know."