Funny: Eight Legged Freaks

  • "...The Lee Harvey Oswald riflenote ...Why we have that, I do not know."
    • "Oswald's, this is the weirdest day of my life!"
  • Ashley tasing Bret in the junk.
    Bret: I just can't help it! You bring out the beast in me!
  • Outside the mall, a man pins down a spider and proceeds to punch it in the "face." The spider flips them over and returns the favor, complete with foley artist sound effects.
  • In the battle inside the mall, one guy takes on the arachnid horde sporting a chainsaw and a hockey goalie mask.