History Funny / DukeNukemForever

-->"[[AnythingThatMoves Hell, I'd still hit it.]]"

-->"Hey, kid. I'm not a toy. I'm an ''action figure''!"

* The "interactive" dildo in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_PwUHGjJzU This video]].

--> "[[AnythingThatMoves Hell, I'd still hit it.]]"

--> '''Duke:''' ''Combo!'' ''Double Combo!'' ''Triple Combo!'' ''Super Combo!''

--> '''Soldier:''' Why didn't we think of that!? '''WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!?'''

--> '''Soldier:''' Oh, ''man''! That is... I mean, I don't understand ''any of it'', but I bet if I did, that guy over there would still have his arm. And at least one of his balls.

-->"Now those were some [[Film/ThePrincessBride rodents of unusual size.]]"

--> '''Mc Ready:''' (''exasperated'') ''Why'' are you such an ''asshole''?

--> [[CaptainObvious When getting shot at, avoid bullets.]]
--> If you get stuck, you can always cheat by reading an online FAQ.
--> [[WhatCouldHaveBeen Picking up a turd in a toilet won't lower Ego, but we really wanted it to.]]
--> You can slap our wall boobs, since real girls don't like it when you slap theirs.
--> If you died from falling off a high ledge, [[TakeThatAudience it's probably your own fault.]]

--> '''General Graves:''' America is counting on ''you''.
--> '''Duke:''' ''[singing]'' [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice America, fuck yeah!]]

-->'''Duke Clone''': Repeat after me. I've got balls balls balls balls of steel.
-->'''Duke''': I've got balls...er...balls, balls, balls of steel?

--> Duke: Power armor is for pussies.
--> EDF: Ummmm, ok...you want a gun instead?

-->'''Duke''': Dammit [[LeeroyJenkins Leeroy!]]
* In the DLC Duke gets shrunk down and has to drove a pink toy car(a TakeThat to Barbie) that has several vapid lines about how shallow girls are. Duke eventually gets fed up with it and tells it to shut up.

** There are two other helmet easter eggs you can find later in the game- [[VideoGame/DeadSpace Issac Clarke's]] helmet("That's one dead space marine!") and a [[VideoGame/Borderlands Psycho]] helmet("At least he got an ending")

* In the DLC Duke gets shrunk down and has to drove a pink toy car(making fun of certain [[Franchise/Barbie doll]]) that has several vapid lines about how shallow girls are. Duke eventually gets fed up with it and tells it to shut up.

* An EDF team member gets sent to escort Duke, only to almost immediately get killed when he goes charging into the open and gets cuts down by an alien ship

-->'''Duke''': Dammit [[:LeeroyJenkins Leeroy!]]

-->'''Duke''': Dammit [[: ''LeeroyJenkins'' Leeroy!]]

-->'''Duke''': Dammit [[:LeeroyJenkins Leeroy!]]

* EDF officer offers power armor to Duke:

** In a meta example to this, now-almost-defunct (they still barely exist as a vending machine rental service) Irish video rental chain Xtravision bundled a free DVD copy or ''Film/TerminatorSalvation'' with the game.

--> Duke: Power armor is pussies.

--> '''Soldier:''' I have no idea what that means, but if I did, I bet that guy over there would still have his arm. And at least one of his balls.

** This is's one of the few lines the italian dub improved:

--> '''Duke:''' ''[singing]'' [[TeamAmericaWorldPolice America, fuck yeah!]]

--> '''Soldier:''' I have no idea what that means, but if I did, I bet that guy over there would still have his arm. And at least one ball.

* Later in that chapter, Mc Ready berates Clarke for saying "Let's do some damage!". Clarke then comes up with "Let's rupture some spleens!". mc Ready's reaction is a dumbfounded "Why are you such a douche?"

* Hearing shrunken Duke exclaim "motherfucker!!!" in his squeaky voice as he falls down an air vent.

--> If you die by falling off a ledge, it's really just your own fault.

--> You can slap our wall boobs, since real girls don't like it when you slap theirs

* I vote for the "interactive" dildo in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_PwUHGjJzU This video]].

* Later in that chapter, Mc Ready berates Clarke for saying "Let's do some damage!". Clarke then comes up with "Let's rupture some spleens!". Clarke's reaction is a dumbfounded "Why are you such a douche?"

--> '''Clarke:''' (''exasperated'') ''Why'' are you such an ''asshole''?

* Duke's gleeful cackle and mimicking of complex machinery winding down broken after he trashes a turbine in "Underground" was so unexpected yet appropriate, it got this troper giggling for the remainder of the level. Also, he has never felt so good about vandalism before.

* "Yeah, but after 12 fucking years it should be."