History Funny / DragonballZAbridged

--->'''[=Takahata101=], in his Imperfect!Cell voice:''' Cry me a river.\\

** When Vegeta starts screaming during his Majin transformation, Shin asks if [[TokenEvilTeammate Vegeta]] has any darkness in his heart. Goku finds this funny enough to giggle even when he's saying "Oh no" in response. (Of course, he's also [[BloodKnight incredibly excited]], because it means he's gonna have a great fight.)

'''Vegeta:''' '''''[[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou MINE.]]'''''

'''Vegeta:''' ''Victory for Vegeta''.

'''Piccolo:''' Well, definitely not. [[TwoBeingsOneBody There's two of them in there.]]\\

** Mr. Satan's response is also a CallBack to Ox-King’s reaction when Chi-Chi casually reveals her high libido with Goku. If Mr. Satan is to be believed, Goku's line apparently has a thing for feisty "Hot Asian wives".

* In the commentary for ''Broly'', Lani reveals it was his idea to make the Shamoshans into masochists. Kaiser was kind of against it because it was a "Rick and Morty joke" but Taka backed Lani up. They all express their delight at reactors when they get to this part.

* In the [[https://youtu.be/TEb0PNg80Yg creator commentary]] for ''Kai Abridged'' episodes #1 & #2, this gem occurs when Lanipator and [=KaiserNeko=] discuss "That's not funny! It's never been funny! It's never gonna be funny!" being [[AscendedMeme referenced]] in the official [[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW IDW Sonic comics]].
-->'''Lanipator:''' As a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]], that's gotta ring true in your heart somewhere, that you got referenced in Sonic.\\

* The very first commentary video kicks off with Lani pointing out how it's nearly been 15 years since they started ''DBZA'', to which Kaiser immediately snarks about starting with that factoid. It then devolves into Lani noting how some fans who discovered the show way later after its conclusion may not have even been ''born'' at the time of the first episode's release, signified with [[ColorFailure the video turning grayscale as Kaiser processes his comment]].

-->'''Lani''': There's a thousand of them, you could see him being held in a full nelson and...the mental image is just him being in a full nelson and each of them just conga lining him.
-->'''Taka!Goku''': Wow Vegeta they're making me watch! *the other two crack up*
-->'''Lani''': Goku's just the guy in the chair.
-->'''Taka!Goku''': Oh man they're just making me watch right now! Oh god there's another, I think he's gonna kick you in the dick Vegeta!
-->'''Taka!Vegeta''': Shut up! Shut up, I know what they're gonna do!
-->'''Lani and Taka''': AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

-->'''[=Takahata101=], in his Imperfect!Cell voice:''' Cry me a river.\\

** Earlier in the commentary, Takahata101's response to KaiserNeko complaining about the strain the King Kai voice puts on his throat:
-->'''Takahata101, in his Imperfect!Cell voice:''' Cry me a river.\\

** During the guitar solo section of "The Legend of Broly" number at the end, Taka follows up Lani's "THAT'S THE LEGEND OF BROLY, EVERYBODY!" by saying that said "legend" will be on the papers. [[FreezeFrameBonus Cue the editor briefly showing]] an image of a newspaper's front cover that highlights "the legend of a super-powered warrior" (i.e. Broly), with the image on the cover being a [[StylisticSuck pathetically done crayon drawing of Broly himself.]]

* Videl arrives at the Lookout and Dende welcomes her warmly introducing himself as both God and Dende (or "SKD")--even [[ActuallyPrettyFunny cracking a joke about being Mr. Satan's daughter]]. But the wind's taken out of his sails when he finds out that Videl is [[IncompatibleOrientation Gohan's]] friend, who happens to be a girl. As he starts naming features like her long human legs and "normal"-colored skin, with the background music sounding slower and more deranged, Videl's slightly uncomfortable about the [[invoked]][[UnfortunateImplications implications]] behind the latter comment. Dende [[MoodWhiplash eagerly introduces her to Mr. Popo]].

* The ''Episode of Bardock'' commentary immediately starts with Taka pointing out how Kaiser intentionally lowers his voice when reading the disclaimer for this special, which leads Lani remarking that this is his "[=TF2=] Push the Cart" voice. Kaiser points out that [[ProfessionalVoiceDissonance no one in-game would likely take him seriously in his normal voice]], so he deepens it when speaking in [=TF2=]'s public rooms]]. Lani notes out how it sounds like an impression of Creator/PatrickWarburton, which quickly leads to the three doing impressions of Kaiser playing ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' while the editor overlays their faces with various roles that Warburton has done.

''(Cue Buu COMPLETELY losing his shit)''

-->'''Satan:''' Stop! You're doing it all wrong, let me take a swing at this.\\

* The ''Episode of Bardock'' commentary immediately starts with Taka pointing out how Kaiser intentionally lowers his voice when reading the disclaimer for this special, which leads Lani remarking that this is his "[=TF2=] Push the Cart" voice, where Kaiser is invoking ProfessionalVoiceDissonance. Lani points out how it sounds like an impression of Creator/PatrickWarburton, which quickly leads to the three doing impressions of Kaiser playing ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' while the editor overlays their faces with various roles that Warburton has done.
* For the Meta Cooler movie, Taka goes into detail with the dick-kicking jokes for Vegeta and says it was his job to be the one to push a joke as far as he could, then for the other two to pull him back when he inevitably took it too far

* The commentary for Episode 56 has the team discuss how Lani was originally a choice to play Mr. Satan, as his Creator/ChrisRager impression was pretty spot-on. They decided that Antfish was the better choice considering Lani was already Piccolo and Vegeta, which leads to Lani and Kaiser giving some anecdotes regarding [[PromotedFanboy the time they got the chance to do voice acting]] for ''VideoGame/DragonBallXenoverse2''.
** According to Lani he went in to record first, which he was told they needed an older gruff and southern voice or a high and effeminate voice, to which Lani immediately figured he was going to do the former. When he started doing Mr. Satan's lines in the direction he was going in, he remembers asking if the line came out alright to Chris Sabat, to which he replied "Yeah, just... I remember why this voice is familiar now."
** Kaiser remembers when he went after Lani, so he was wondering what voice he was going to need to do, as he wasn't sure which character voices were left for the custom character. When he arrived at the studio, he was told "it's a gay guy," which [[StraightGay Kaiser]] jokingly responded (in a campy lisp) "Oh, I get it." He notes that he's heard fans say they would use his voice option for their Freeza race characters, to which he was ecstatic about. [[HilariousInHindsight Funnily enough]], the effeminate voice he used in this commentary video would be in the same tone as Sharpner's voice in the ''Buu Bits''.

* [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedNamekFreezaSaga Namek/Ginyu Force/Freeza Saga]]

'''Vegeta:''' Fine! ''(dripping with sarcasm)'' '''''INTERNS'''''.

''Cut to SDSS Goku punching Buu like a paddleball.''

'''Satan:''' ''(out loud)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...fucked.]]

-->'''Vegeta:''' You think ''you'' can do a better speech than royalty?\\

--->'''Satan:''' Wait a second... Did I just... ''[[AchievementsInIgnorance save humanity?!]]'' I did! ''I saved the world!'' [[TemptingFate Everything's gonna be]]--\\

'''Satan:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...fucked.]]

-->'''Goku:''' (while Shin stutters in horror) I'm sorry, what does the M stand for again?\\

-->'''Videl:''' Hold on then, do we use he/him or they/them?\\

'''Nappa:''' '''''[[{{Catchphrase}} VEGEEEEEE]]'''''--(SmashCut)

--> '''Vegeta:''' Your oldest brat is still stronger, so where is he?\\

'''Goku''': ''([[StepfordSmiler cheerily]])'' If ''this'' doesn't work, Buu will kill ''you''.\\

'''Everyone:''' [[TakeThatScrappy (dead]] [[{{Beat}} silence)]]\\

** Sure, it all quickly goes to hell, but it's [[BlackComedy darkly hilarious]] how Satan summarizes it:

'''Goku:''' On Earth. So... ''(blinks)'' dead.\\

** As Goku flies off with Uub, [[Anime/DragonBallGT "Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku"]] starts to play as a CallForward...only for it to cut off right when the vocals kick in.

'''Vegeta:''' ... ''God, I missed you''.\\

'''Vegeta:''' '''''[[RunningGag MINE.]]'''''

'''Satan:''' Puh-lease! I've been conning these suckers for years, a-- ''[[IsThisThingStillOn Wait, they didn't hear that, did they]]?''\\

** If you listen ''really closely'', when Vegito shouts out "And Son GOOOOOOOO-- ''FUCK YOURSELF''!", Goku ''does not'' shout out "Fuck". Even as a fusion, Goku refuses to say bad words
** Which then makes it EXTRA funny later on when Goku swears after the Spirit Bomb grows massive from [[EldritchAbomination Mr. Popo]].

* Vegeta gets angry at Goku when he sees that Goku grabbed Mr. Satan and Dende [[SkeweredPriorities instead of any of their sons]]. Goku makes a good point about Dende being useful for the Dragonballs, but admits that Mr. Satan wasn't planned.