History Funny / DragonageOrigins

-->'''Warden''': [[TakeThat Oh look, the regent owns a talking ass.]]

* Likely unintentional example, but after sleeping with Zevran, the post-sex cutscene [[https://imgur.com/a/VTaQWkV has Alistair giving him]] a ThousandYardStare. Made even funnier if you [[YourCheatingHeart romanced Alistair before sleeping with Zevran.]]

-->'''Female Mage''': We should get to know each other./I’ve seen the way you look at me...

-->'''Cullen''': Oh my goodness. If you’re saying... what I think... that would be really...inappropriate and...I couldn’t. I should go. ''[[ScrewthisImOutofHere turns and runs as fast as he can.]]''

* As a female mage you can have the option to flirt/offer to hang out with Cullen. If you choose one of the two options, he gets flustered (or even more flustered, as he clearly has a crush on you,) politely excuses himself, and books it.

-->'''Cullen''': Oh my goodness. If you’re saying... what I think... that would be really...inappropriate and...I couldn’t. I should go.
[[ScrewthisImOutofHere turns and runs as fast as he can.]]

* Flirting with Cullen as a female mage is hilarious. The poor guy gets so scared that he full on sprints away. The big bad Templar comes across more like a schoolboy with his first crush than a member of an oppressive order who’s purpose is to keep your kind in line.

* Flirting with Cullen as a female mage is hilarious. The poor guy gets so scared that he full on ‘’sprints’’ away. The big bad Templar comes across more like a schoolboy with his first crush than a member of an oppressive order who’s purpose is to keep your kind in line.

* Speaking to Oghren several times in a row in the camp will yield drunken conversations. Gems include complimenting the Warden's buns (even funnier when the Warden is '''male''', since Oghren mistakes the Warden for a woman in his drunken haze and becomes hilarious if the male Warden chooses to [[BiTheWay coyly tease Oghren]]); an attempt to tell a joke that fails due to drunken laughing; getting angry at Dog for supposedly stealing his pants (if the Warden choses to point out that he still has his pants, Oghren claims that's be the dog's downfall) ...After said conversation Oghren's character will sway on the spot before falling backwards with a loud clatter of his armour and passing out (he gets back up again in a few seconds though).

-->'''Warden''': Don't make me stab-kill ''you.'' She's not coming!

-->'''Villager''': Please, you're scaring the children!\\

'''Warden''': Don't make me stab-kill ''you.'' She's not coming!

* "Yes. Swooping is ''bad.''"

* During Ostagar, Alistair says, "Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no." You can say you'd like to see that. "For you, maybe. But it'd have to be a pretty dress." Duncan is not amused.
** Duncan's put-upon sigh makes this exchange gold, as though he's thinking, "Maker preserve me, now there are ''two'' of them."
** Alternately, you can say it would make for a great distraction, at which point he'll say, "What, me shimmying down the line? Yeah, we can kill the darkspawn while they're all falling over laughing."

-->'''Scout''': Who.. is... it? Grey Wardens?

-->'''Alistair''': Yes, but she's more like "Ooh! Pretty colors!" than "Muahahaha! I am Princess Stabbity--"\\

'''Alistair''': "--stab, kill, kill!"\\

* Delightfully over the top, morbid yet hilarious: the large ham level voice acting from the Chasind Doomsayer in Lothering. Behold:
-->'''Villager''': Stop, you're scaring the children!\\
'''Doomsayer''': BETTER TO SLIT THEIR THROATS NOW!

*** It also hints at their personalities as well. Bhelen is a nasty piece of work, but he is also a sharp-minded politician. Harrowmont on the other hand, is surprisingly amicable, but is lacking in assertiveness.

* Oghren decides to join you when you venture out into the Deep Roads to fins his missing wife. The Warden's (possible) response?

!!Main Game

!! City Elf Origin

* While you are going around in Vaughan's castle, murdering guards all the way, you can potentially meet three really [[TooDumbToLive dumb]] off-duty guards, who will smugly ask you where you found this sword, apparently oblivious to the fact that you are most likely [[BullyingADragon covered in blood and they are not wearing any armor themselves]]. One of the possible answers?
-->'''City Elf Warden''': I was, uh... he was...Oh, sod it. ''[throws murder knife]''

!! Mage Origin
* [[DeadpanSnarker Templar Bran]] in the Circle Mage Origin is a walking goldmine of these, when you meet him at the door to the tower.
-->'''Mage Warden''': [[CaptainObvious That's a big door]].\\
'''Bran''': Yes, it is. Do you need something, or are you just here to state the obvious?\\
'''Mage Warden''': Is this the only way out of the tower?\\
'''Bran''': The only safe one, as far as I know. There are windows on the higher levels, but surely you don't need me to warn you of the dangers of leaping from them. It never ends well.\\
'''Mage Warden''': Can I leave the tower?\\
'''Bran''': ''(wearily)'' No, you may not. I'm surprised you ask. I would have thought you'd be used to this idea by now.\\
'''Mage Warden''': What's out there?\\
'''Bran''': Ferelden. It's not very interesting. Mostly farms. The occasional river.
* A mage with a bad memory attempting to join in on Keili's prayer.
-->'''Keili''': Blessed art thou who exists in the sight of the Maker. Blessed are the penitents who seek His return.\\
'''Mage Warden''': Blessed is... that woman, Andraste, who... um... did stuff.
* A great deal of the dialogue in the Mage Origin makes it seem like going through the Harrowing leaves the mage slightly scatterbrained, as the player can ask questions about the tower in which the character has ostensibly spent most of their life. There's a lot of subtle comedy between Bran and almost everyone else you can talk to, with the implication that they're exasperatedly dealing with your temporary daffiness.
* Jowan spends most of his screen time stressed out and fretful, but even he has a snarky moment in the Circle basement after encountering the prophesying statue.
-->'''Jowan''': Ambiguous rubbish. It could mean anything. I can do it too: "The sun grows dark, but lo, here comes the dawn!"
** Arguably even funnier after playing ''Inquisition'' with its "The Dawn Will Come" sequence.

!! Other

!!DLC

[[folder:The Final Battle - Epilogue]]

[[folder: Origin Stories]]

[[folder: Ostagar]]

[[folder: Lothering]]

[[folder: Brecilian Forest]]

[[folder: Redcliffe]]

[[folder: The Circle of Magi]]

[[folder: Orzammar]]

[[folder: Haven]]

[[folder: Denerim]]

[[folder: The Final Battle - Epilogue]]

!!Other

[[folder: Companions]]

[[folder: Party Banter]]

[[folder: Party Camp]]

[[folder: Miscellaneous]]

[[folder: Feastday Gifts and Pranks]]

[[folder: Warden's Keep]]

[[folder: Stone Prisoner]]

[[folder: Leliana's Song]]

[[folder: Witch's Hunt]]

[[folder: The Circle of Magi]]
* Carroll, the adorable Templar guarding the crossing to the Circle Tower, is an absolute gold mine of funny lines and reactions. After he asks if he can get it on with Morrigan in exchange for getting you to the tower, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN6WJ2Pc29w she reacts with glee]] at the opportunity to seriously injure him. After deciding to take you to the tower after all, he says this to you, extremely fast.
--> [=SoyousaidyouwantedtogetacrossmaybeweshouldgonowrightnowNOW=].
** If you don't have Morrigan, or a high Persuasion or Intimidate, Carroll refuses to budge an inch to let you across [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYpwAPBFHPc&feature=related OOOH COOKIES!]]
--->'''Sten''': I am content to part with them if it saves us from this fool.\\
'''Warden''': Where'd you get those?\\
'''Sten''': There was a child, a fat, slovenly thing, in the last village we passed. I relieved him of these confections. He didn't need more.\\
'''Warden''': You ''stole cookies from a child''?\\
'''Sten''': For his own good.
** If Shale is in the party, she'll sigh and ask the Warden if she can just squish Carroll's head already. He will immediately allow the group to cross.
* Leliana's comment when you enter the Templar Quarters and walk past a pillar covered with the Blight (which manifests as a pink and bruise-coloured, fleshy, cancerous-looking tumour that grows on stone in areas where there's a lot of darkspawn, and if your PC stands near enough makes these squishy sounds like growing flesh).
-->'''Leliana''': [[NoJustNoReaction No]]...[[{{Squick}} ugh]]... I'm going to have nightmares after this.
** Shale's reaction wins points for sheer deadpan:
--->'''Shale''': It's as if a flesh creature [[LudicrousGibs exploded all over the room]]. [[NightmareFetishist Fascinating.]]
** Later when encountering the Sloth Demon, everyone else becomes dizzy, while Shale just stands and says "Frozen again, brilliant."
* Morrigan's "nightmare" in the Fade, where she is more annoyed than anything else by the false vision of Flemeth, which she knows is fake. She is ''insulted'' by the mediocre and obvious attempt to trap her mind... up until "Flemeth" slaps her.
-->'''Morrigan''': Ah. Now ''that's'' more like it.
** Even better when you arrive, and she asks you her help to get rid of her:
--->'''Fake Flemeth''': She doesn't even acknowledge her own mother! My heart, it breaks!
--->'''Morrigan''': ''(obviously exasperated)'' Oh, slay it. And quickly! Even the true Flemeth was never as annoying as this!
* If the Warden is contemplating annihilating the Circle, Zevran may ask why they were willing to spare him but aren't showing the same mercy to the mages.
-->'''Warden''': Magic and knives are different.
-->'''Zevran''': Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.
* Sten's dream in the Fade is surprisingly hilarious, with some delightful SnarkToSnarkCombat between Sten's subordinates. Seems being a DeadpanSnarker is common in the Beresaad.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Redcliffe]]
* If you bring Alistair along when you first go to Redcliffe, he'll stop you and try to explain that he's actually of royal blood. If you're feeling particularly cruel this exchange can be hilarious.
-->'''Alistair''': Look, can we talk for a moment? I need to tell you something I ah, probably should have told you earlier.\\
'''Warden''': [[DeadpanSnarker Let me guess: You're an idiot.]]\\
'''Alistair''': Yes, that's right. I stopped you to tell you I'm an idiot. Whew! Thank the Maker you know already! Now I can stop worrying I'll be found out.
* Much like Alistair, Shale begins to realize that ''everyone'' you go to for help has problems that you need to solve.
-->'''Redcliffe Civilian''': We're under attack. We've been fighting for our lives!\\
'''Shale''': ''(tiredly)'' Is anyone surprised? Anyone?
* In the tavern, you can chat with a barmaid called Bella. She's sick of her boss and the tavern patrons, and certain she's going to die soon. If you save the village, you can give her money for her to get out of town and find a better life...[=and/or=] if you a male Warden you can ask for a kiss as a reward. She leans in, grabs the Warden's cheeks and kisses him. Cut to the tavern customers staring in disbelief.
** However, if the Warden is a ''dwarf'', she hesitates, and you have to somewhat insist. It's arguably funnier, in a 'get down here and kiss me' sort of way.
* When you need to get the little boy out of the cupboard, bring Wynne. The stern old woman gets him out almost instantly, by simply telling ordering him in a grandmotherly voice.
** Alternatively, if you have Sten in the party, he will note that "it's a small boy" and suggest that the Warden "burn it out." Understandably, Bevin exits the cupboard. Quickly.
* Demon-Possessed Bann Teagan:
-->'''Bann Teagan''': Nooooobody tells him what to do! ''Nobody!'' '''HA HA HA HAH.'''
-->'''Bann Teagan''': Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmelade!
* The quest where you enter the Fade to rescue Connor from a Desire demon allows you to send in a party member, Jowan, or Irving, who all have unique dialogue for attempting different options. Morrigan has the most hilarious dialogue when you have her attempt to talk kindly to Connor.
** If you send Jowan, he can ask the Arl Eamon in the Fade if he remembers him.
--->'''Arl Eamon''': You! Traitor!\\
'''Jowan''': I guess you do.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Denerim]]
* The arguments between the old Sister who really wants to have lunch and the younger Mother in front of the Chantry in Denerim's Market District.
--> "The Maker does not bread sinners!"

--> "Can't talk now, dear. It's almost mealtime."
--> "What, no mention of dessert? Surely this is a miracle."

--> "The Veal holds no uncertainty for her, and she will know no fear of death, for the Maker shall be her bacon and her shield, her foundation and her--"
--> "There is no veal in the Chant! <beat> You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"
* When you interrupt the conversation of two Chantry priests in Denerim, you have the option to bring up their ex-lyrium keeper. FunnyAneurysmMoment has never been funnier.
-->'''Priest''': He was assigned to guard the lyrium wares and it didn't go well. One summer morning he took off all his clothes, ran to the street and fell into a barrel of wine in which he drowned.
** It becomes even more hilarious at the incredulous description afterwards.
--->'''Priest''': He looked like a pickled egg!
* Everything involving Sergeant Kylon. It starts with him bemoaning the fact that assorted lords keep sending him their illegitimate, ill-trained, moronic whelps to train as guardsmen, leaving him to defend the marketplace from stabbings, pickpockets and everything in between with "a legion of bastards" in tow. (The guard examining his nails in the background just sells it.) And he mentions how the problem is compounded by Arl Howe's "specially handpicked men", who are worse than some of the criminals they arrest.
-->'''Sergeant Kylon''': With the bastards, I just have to worry about dicing, the odd bit of drool, or yelling at them too loudly and hurting their poor feelings. But I swear the Arl's men are more criminal than the miscreants we occasionally arrest. Some of them ''are'' the criminals we have to arrest. So unless your life blood is draining into the gutter as we speak, don't even bother reporting it.
** And then he ''really'' emphasizes on how non-lethally he wants you to deal with the problems in the Pearl.
---> '''Sergeant Kylon''': Let me make that really clear: '''Not''' on fire, or exploded, or Maker knows whatever type of grisly death you can dream up. ... Sorry, used to giving orders to my boys.
* The Crimson Oars quest is pretty funny. Those mercenaries are just so delightfully over the top, especially if you persuade them that there are prettier and better-tempered women to be found elsewhere:
--> "OARS! We go to the docks! LET'S FIND US SOME WENCHES!"
* If you go to the Pearl, the madam will ask if you want men, women, or a selection of both. Or you can select "[[SchmuckBait Surprise me!]]" The scene will cut to your character wearing only underwear in a room full of [[BestialityIsDepraved nugs]]. If you click on them, it will note that they try and avoid your gaze and pretend to be busy.
** If you are a female Warden and choose a female prostitute, Oghren will "[[CovertPervert accidentally]]" walk in on you if he is in the party, with a [[GirlOnGirlIsHot delighted]] "[[BlatantLies apology]]".
* If you return to Wade's Emporium for a second set of Dragonskin Armour, the clerk Herren growls through clenched teeth, "Rotten bastard!"
** However, this disappears if you pay for the armor, saying it's incentive to do it right. Herren is just tired of his BadBoss letting you have your way without paying.
* Bring Dog into the Denerim Market District and he'll [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe take a little boy he found back with him and ask you if he can keep him.]] Initially, when he runs off, you have the option of saying "I suppose he's just off to do some shopping."
** You also have the option of telling Dog, "Put that back where you found it!" Comedy gold.
** "If he comes with us, he's going to have to fight darkspawn." ''(Bark!)'' "I know he's too young. That's my point."
** Before you start telling Dog to put the kid back where he found it, the boy runs up behind him and yells "Puppy!" Yeah, kid, the giant, ferocious wardog who can often be found ripping the throats out of darkspawn is such a puppy.
*** And the fun part is that, really, he ''is''. Dog is a complete sweetheart to the kid.
* When attempting to gain entrance to a secret gathering of Warden supporters (which is actually an ambush), saying the correct password of "the griffons will rise again" is so hard when the alternatives are so funny:
-->'''Paedan''': What's the password?
-->'''Warden''': Err... sausage?
-->'''Paedan''': ''Sausage?!'' Bloody no! Go away.
** Or...
--->'''Warden''': [[SpySpeak The grey nug flies north for the winter.]]
--->'''Paedan''': ... Go away.
* During the "Trial of Crows" questline, after you return after taking out your first target, there's a bit of amusing banter between The Warden and Master Ignacio if choose to play dumb about indulging in his SpySpeak:
-->'''Master Ignacio''': Find everything you need?
-->'''Warden''': Same deal with the other scrolls?
-->'''Master Ignacio''': Deal? Uh, I don't know what you mean. But if anything "interesting" happens, feel free to come back. And consider that chest yours.
-->'''Warden''': So if I kill them, the payment will be in the chest?
-->'''Master Ignacio''': I never said ''that''. I'm just curious about various people in your kingdom. And sometimes I "misplace" large patches of coin. I'm quite careless that way.
-->'''Warden''': You do mean what I think you mean...?
-->'''Master Ignacio''': All right, yes! You kill them, look in the bleeding chest! Happy? Everything clear?! Now if you don't mind...
* In the "Crime Wave" series of quests in Denerim, you can steal the sword of a haughty knight by the name of Ser Nancine, who has come down with a cold. You can simply pickpocket her, but you could also pretend you're a herbalist, talk her into removing her armor ("You can never be too careful"), stealing her sword in the process, and then sell the woman fake medicine for two sovereigns. Afterwards, she will be standing in the middle of the store in nothing more than her underwear, still having a cold.
-->'''Ser Nancine''': ''[while in her underwear]'' You don't look like much of an herbalist. ''[sniffle]''
* One quest has you deliver the death knock to a grieving widow; instead of delivering the news yourself, you can have a companion do it by making them the active character. While Alistair, Leliana and Wynne are typically sympathetic, Oghren has a rather... unique phrasing.
-->'''Oghren''': Er, hm. Oh! Good news lady, you're single!
** One of Alistair's potential lines is also a tad unfortunate.
--->'''Alistair''': ''(solemnly)'' I hope you like heroes, my lady, because your husband died like one.

[[folder: Haven]]
* After talking to the guard at the entrance of Haven, Zevran will make this remark.
-->'''Zevran''': Ah, quiet insular communities. There's always something nasty going on behind closed doors. I hope it involves chains. I hope they ask me to join in.
* When Sten is voicing his frustration at the Warden's continual involvement in things that do not involve killing darkspawn (namely, going to Haven to investigate a religious artifact), this gem is uttered:
-->'''Sten''': Interesting strategy. Tell me: [[DeadpanSnarker Do you intend to keep going north until it becomes south, and attack the Archdemon from the rear?]]\\
'''Warden''': [[SnarkToSnarkCombat It'll never see this coming.]]
** The best part? That is one of only two responses in that conversation ''[[NotSoAboveItAll that gets approval from him]].''
* Upon discovering the blood-soaked altar in Haven, most party members will respond with unease or remark on how screwed-up the village is. Except for Dog, who licks it.
-->'''Warden''': Tasty.
* Before entering the temple that houses the Urn of Sacred Ashes, the Warden can ask Brother Genitivi about the dangers that lie ahead. Genitivi says that it is written the Maker Himself watches the place, which he admits may indeed be the case. However, it's more likely to be "a simple truth wrapped in hyperbole and metaphor."
-->'''Genitivi''': After all, no one wants to hear 'Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanisms that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary intruder.'\\
'''Warden''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, that sounds pleasant]].
* When you reach the Ashes themselves, if you have Sten in your party, he'll say, "Congratulations. You found a ''waste bin.''" It's even funnier if your other two party members are Alistair, Wynne, or Leliana - all of whom will be in awe at the fact that they are in the presence of the remains of TheMessiah - only for Sten to follow up with ''that'' comment.
** Zevran's reaction is just as good, again particularly if you have some combination of Alistair, Wynne, and Leliana along. When you get to the Urn, your other companions are suitably awed... but Zevran...
--->'''Zevran''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nice vase.]] I should get one for my house.
** Somehow it's even funnier because his initial reaction when you first enter the room with the Urn is "Mother of Mercy! It ''is'' real!"

[[folder: Landsmeet]]
* A City Elf Warden gets in a pretty good jab at Arl Howe after meeting him along with Loghain when Eamon calls the Landsmeet:
-->'''Warden''': So you're the one who butchered my kin?
-->'''Howe''': [[FantasticRacism When animals turn against their masters, it is sometimes necessary to cull the herd.]]
-->'''Warden''': [[TakeThat Oh look, the regent owns a talking ass.]]

* Oghren and Zevran trying to bluff their way into Fort Draken to save you and Alistair.

* When the Warden tries to verify Anora's identity while on the other side of a locked door:
-->'''Anora''': ''(exasperated)'' Shall I try to shove my crown under the door? Do you think the royal family has a secret knock?

* [[spoiler: Demon-Possessed]] Bann Teagan:

* If you side with Harrowmont, once he's been crowned, the crier says "News of the hour: Prince Bhelen [[spoiler: attacks assembly and is ignominiously slain]]. EpicFail!".
** And if you walk by a little later, "News of the hour: Lord Harrowmont victorious, Prince Bhelen pathetic [[spoiler: and dead]]. A good day for Orzammar!"

* Oghren and Zevran [[spoiler:trying to bluff their way into Fort Draken to save you and Alistair]].

** Most of the dialogue in this little side quest is pretty hilarious. One is when [[spoiler:Sten opens up the door to a cage to rescue ''you''.]]

** The same sequence if you [[spoiler: break out disguised as a guard as well.]]

** And since even [[spoiler:Loghain]] loves the mabari, it raises the question of whether he could be induced to raise a weapon against Dog!
* The split second of Alistair silently raising his eyebrow when Riordan proposes [[spoiler:not killing Loghain]].

* The exchange between Morrigan and [[spoiler:Loghain if he decides to do the Ritual with her.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Loghain''']]: You'll have to forgive me if I shut my eyes and think of my dead wife.

* The Warden convincing [[spoiler:Alistair]] to do the [[spoiler:Dark Ritual]] with Morrigan can be this.
-->'''Warden''': Your wildest dreams come true: [[spoiler:sex with Morrigan.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Alistair''']]: ''[laughs]'' All right, that's pretty funny. Nice way to cut the tension. So what's really up?

--->'''Warden''': I won't lie to you. It will produce a [[spoiler:child.]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Alistair''']]: WHAT?! I... I must be hearing things, but are you telling me to [[spoiler:''impregnate'' Morrigan in some kind of '''magical sex rite?!''']]
** And when you tell him [[spoiler:why she wants the child, by telling him "I think she wants to make some kind of Old God."]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Alistair''']]: [[SarcasmMode Oh! Well, that's so much better, don't you think?!]] Here I was, [[spoiler:worried about creating another bastard heir,]] and I didn't even ''consider'' that it might ''also'' be some... [[spoiler:dragon... god...]] whatever!

* The aftermath of Sandal's [[spoiler:darkspawn massacre]] in the VeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon.
-->'''Warden''': You're surrounded by [[spoiler:darkspawn corpses]], what happened here?\\
'''Sandal''': [[spoiler:[[NoodleImplements Enchantment]]!]]

'''Sten''': If that happens, you'll need an iron pry bar. Heat it in a fire, first, or it may not get my attention.\\

** In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'', Morrigan ended up getting herself [[http://images.wikia.com/dragonage/images/6/66/MorriganDAI.jpg exactly that kind of dress]] for the Imperial Court. [[spoiler: Apparently, Kieran picked it. Leliana thinks he has excellent taste.]]

* Alistair talks about his first and only meeting with [[spoiler:his half-brother]] King Cailan when he was younger:

* If you opt to have [[spoiler:Loghain]] join the party, he has a ''hilarious'' conversation with Zevran.
--> '''Zevran''': You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows [[spoiler: you hired]] to kill the Grey Wardens.
--> '''[[spoiler: Loghain]]''': I thought you looked familiar.
--> '''Zevran''': Well, I just wanted to report that [[CaptainObvious I failed my mission]], [[spoiler:Loghain]].
--> '''[[spoiler:Loghain]]''': [[SarcasmMode You don't say.]]

--> '''[[spoiler:Loghain]]''': Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

--> '''Wynne''': [[spoiler: When I die,]] should I find out you haven't kept your promise (to save Thedas), I will rise up and give you a very big finger-wagging.

* Perhaps a rather random gameplay moment, but there's something hilarious about dueling [[spoiler:Loghain]] with a Ranger and just standing in a corner, watching him get jumped on and mauled to death by the Great Bear you summoned. Or the Blight Wolf, if you're a PC player who exploited the extra ability slots to give it ''Overwhelm''.

* When you go to fight the brutal BonusBoss [[spoiler: Flemeth]], they start neutral. This means you can literally fill the area with traps and the second the battle begins, the traps all go off at once. Sometimes, you can even [[CherryTapping kill the boss this way]].

[[folder: Warden's Keep, Return to Ostagar and Stone Prisoner DLCs]]
* In the ''Warden's Keep'' DLC, some of the names and nicknames on [[LongList the Statement of Defiance at Soldier's Peak]] are pretty amusing. "Chair-Thrower Lopez", "Allan the Quibbler", "Dustin the Colour-Blind", "Ebenger of [[EverythingsBetterWithCows the Bovine Brethren]]", "[[ShoutOut Jason sans les Argonauts]]", "Om the Stretched", "Weak Eye Santos"...