History Funny / DoctorWhoSeries9

* The Twelfth Doctor [[CharacterDevelopment continues to be less reluctant to show his lighter side]] — he has taken to calling himself "Doctor Disco" and even, as he arrives at the Zygon village, '''"Doctor Funkenstein"'''. [[TheComicallySerious He actually manages to make the latter sound badass with his cool, stony-faced delivery.]]

--->'''Hydroflax (body):''' '''W[-HAT IS THIS CONVERSATION?-] E[-XPLAIN!-]'''\\

-->'''Bors:''' A musical instrument is not a weapon!\\

-->'''Doctor:''' I said,don't.

*** Even better? The fact it's called ''History's '''Finest''' Exploding Restaurants'' implies that there are restaurants that have exploded... but not spectacularly enough to be included in said book.

-->'''Osgood''': ''Whoa...''
-->'''Doctor''': "I said,don't."

** She also quotes the Doctor's line on vortex manipulators: "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia cheap and nasty time travel]]".

* Missy briefly considers sucking Clara out an airlock and notes "let's make Jam". One... Missy knows what ''Jam'' is. 2) Apparently a human sucked into space will eventually resemble said jam.

-->'''Hydroflax (body):''' [[AC:What is this conversation? Explain!]]\\

*** Soon after, when they're leaving, the Doctor says to bring the "new human", then changes his mind as he'll only get distracted.

* It feels a little bit dark that Twelve seems to take someone dying (even Davros) so lightly, but this exchange is still pretty funny

* The Doctor tells Clara of the last time he was in the Cloister: "I was a completely different person in those days. Eccentric, a bit mad. Rude to people." Gee, you think, Doctor?

** Not only that, but it is said while Peter Capaldi (the '''lifelong ''Doctor Who'' fan''') is putting his weight against the railing. It's both literal and figurative LeaningOnTheFourthWall!

'''The Doctor:''' My entire understanding of physical space has been transformed! Three-dimensional Euclidean geometry has been torn up, thrown in the air and snogged to death! My grasp of the universal constants of physical reality has been changed... forever. ''[{{beat}}]'' Sorry. I've always wanted to see that done properly.
** The implication is that the "Sorry. I've always wanted to see that done properly" apology is to ''the TARDIS'', who's rolling her eyes at his actions.

* After River gives a tearful and moving speech about how the Doctor is too great to worry about something as minor as her — "When you love the Doctor, it's like loving the stars themselves. You don't expect a sunset to admire you back!" Then she looks over at him, and [[RightBehindMe slowly realizes who he is]]:

*** The exchange immediately proceeding said rant is quite funny on its own.

** The Doctor stole a box - Clara, as usual, decides to one-up the Doctor ''and steal a whole fucking diner!''

** Also, his American game show host voice. "Aaand we're off! Fingers on butters!"

* The Doctor still has question marks as part of his wardrobe. It's just that they're on his (unseen) GoofyPrintUnderwear.

* The Doctor tells Osgood to stay away from his browser history

* The Doctor nicknaming Bonnie "Zygella".

* Eleven's addiction for fezzes had apparently become so bad by the last time that River saw him that she now ''carries a fez with her when she is'' '''actually murdering someone''''', just in case the Doctor ''does'' turn up.

-->'''Doctor:''' Which alphabet? [[{{Beat Oh.}}]] You weren't actually looking for questions, were you?

* Eleven's addiction for fezzes had apparently become so bad by the last time that River saw him that she now ''carries a fez with her when she is '''actually murdering someone''''', just in case the Doctor ''does'' turn up.

** The exchange immediately proceeding said rant is quite funny on its own.