History Funny / DeusExHumanRevolution

** The real kicker is the way Jensen says the "Something, something" line. Which is to say that he delivers it with his usual dead-serious GutturalGrowler tone.

* Anyone you end up bribing or otherwise paying money to can be immediately cold-cocked in the face to get your money back. You can even bypass the entire conversation/sidequest with Brian Tindell by simply rolling up to him while he's sitting there and walloping him in the nose, then taking the recording from him.

** Even made more funny when you were sneaking into the Lady's Restroom to listen in on their chat only to then get berated with that comment.
* The CASIE implant incorporates pheromone projection - which happens to be organized along [[AlphaAndBetaWolves alpha, beta, and omega]] types. You have to wonder if one of the devs has a...''colorful'' search history.

** If you perform a non-lethal double takedown behind two enemies, Jensen could end up kicking one of them in the back of the knee and quickly grabbing the second person and positioning them. The first person will stand back up and take a swing at Jensen, but ends up knocking out the second person. Then Jensen finishes the first person off with a few body shots and a hard throw to the floor.

** Several of the two-person non-lethal takedowns start by your targets attacking Jensen first and him expertly countering their assaults. However, since you can do it on any two people, you're just as likely to counter two hardened security officers as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMl-4BndT20 street prostitutes]].
** One lethal take down has Jensen ''picking up'' one of the enemies, and ''dropping him onto the other'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCcGmpuG5ew&feature=player_detailpage#t=187s followed by a quick stab through both]]. BloodyHilarious at its finest.
** You could perform feats of Franchise/{{Predator}}-like badassery just by generally cloaking up and then performing a takedown, or sometimes the multiple takedown. Its downright hilarious to see yet another guy look around for you, unsure where you are, and perform ''yet another'' takedown, uncloaking in the process. It might be highly energy consuming but it's worth it.
** The ultimate example of Jensen's epic-level face punching prowess is that, during the boss battle with Namir, with the right timing the player can trigger a takedown and kill him with a single punch to the jaw.

-->'''Malik:''' [[WhatTheHellHero What the hell]], Jensen, I never said anything about killing him!
-->'''Adam:''' Would you believe me if I said it was an accident?

-->'''Malik:''' Jensen! [[WhatTheHellPlayer Why did you do that]]? How exactly do you plan on [[spoiler:getting a confession]] out of someone who's unconscious!
-->'''Adam:''' Shit happens. [[BlatantLies I'm sorry]].

* Omega Ranch is a secret facility of secret facilities. It's patrolled regularly by guards, robots, the best electronic security that you can get...and they still get spammed by Nigerian Scam emails.
** Possibly due to how the security team keeps downloading animal porn and putting it on one of the scientists computers to mess with him.

** Amusingly in [[spoiler:Omega Ranch]] the posters are in the barracks room of some soldier. That guy must be a serious geek when he isn't guarding a top secret facility for an evil conspiracy.

* One of the emails you read on the Omega Ranch is from the office administrator, who notes that people have been using equipment as benches due to a lack of chairs. After a long winded explanation of how the tensile strength is not enough to support a human's weight, he ends "In short, [[SophisticatedAsHell stop breaking shit with your fat asses. XOXOXO, The Management]]."

* On a side mission to find out about the death of Malik's friend, Adam Jensen has to meet with someone called Anonymous X and say the phrase [[SpySpeak "Death and Life have their determined appointments."]] To which he would reply [[SpySpeak "Riches and honor depend upon heaven."]] Adam comments it sounds [[LampshadeHanging like a bad spy movie]] but the real gem is when you meet with Anonymous X. Adam can be professional and say the phrase, he can be impatient and just demand Anonymous X to give Adam what he wants or he can be dismissive and the conversation goes as such:
-->'''Adam Jensen:''' Something, something, Death and taxes. Confucius.
-->'''Anonymous X:''' What? Wait, that - that's not it at all! That's not even close!
-->'''Adam Jensen:''' Does it matter?
-->'''Anonymous X:''' Of course it matters! Otherwise, how am I supposed to know you're- You were supposed to say 'death and life have their determined appointments'! Then I say 'riches and honor depend upon heaven'!
-->'''Adam Jensen:''' Okay. 'Death and life have their determined appointments'.
-->'''Anonymous X:''' Riches and hon- oh nevermind! You ruined the whole thing!

-->'''Jensen''': Nice hat. I'm here for Evelyn's autopsy report.
-->'''Anonymous X''': What? Are you mad?!
-->'''Jensen''': No, just impatient.

-->'''Gang member''': Rest in peace, Big Rizzle.
-->'''Jensen''': ''(completely uninterested)'' Yeah, RIP.
* In a brilliant case of DevelopersForesight, you might feel so inclined to break into all the officers at Sarif HQ to steal anything you can, especially when you get asked to investigate some offices. Well do that, then when [[spoiler: you revisit the building later on,]] be sure to check your office e-mails. [[spoiler: You discover that there has been an [[TakeThat office bandit']] going around stealing everything, with wild accusations flying around.]] You get asked to investigate but of course you find [[FridgeBrilliance no leads.]]

-->'''Mei''': Tell your customers to get augmentations themselves and go fuck themselves!
-->'''Manager''': [[ScrewYourself I'm sure some of them already have.]]
* On the sidequest to rescue a kidnapped prostitute in Hengsha, Jensen has to talk to an informant who demands a bribe. If you refuse, he'll point out that you can't expect to just knock him out, as [[LampshadeHanging he doesn't just conveniently carry that information on him]]. If you do knock him out....he really won't have that information anywhere on him. On the other hand, after you pay him, there's nothing stopping you from knocking him out and getting your money back.

-->'''O'Malley''': Were you followed?
-->'''Jensen''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, by a clown and a midget for a while. But they eventually met the bearded woman they were looking for near a coffee shop and we went our separate ways.]]

* When Tong contacts you directly though your personal communications link:
-->'''Jensen:''' Tong! How did you get my frequency?
-->'''Tong:''' [[ShoutOut Ancient Chinese secret.]]

-->'''Jensen:''' I'm looking for a man named Arie van Bruggen.
-->'''Tong:''' Never heard of him. What he do? Steal your girl? Owe you money?

-->'''Jensen:''' Vasili Sevchenko.
-->'''Tong:''' Never touch the stuff.

* In the Picus sub-basement you can find an email regarding their plans to discredit someone capable of exposing [[spoiler:Taggart's ties to Purity First]] by forging and leaking an incriminating video. Said e-mail asks the recipient for input as to what the video will contain: "[[Creator/ParisHilton home porno]] or [[Creator/MelGibson racist drug-induced violent episode]]?"

* When Adam finds Sarif in his apartment, he gets out two glasses, a bottle of whiskey, and pours himself a glass while he asks Sarif a question. He clearly doesn't like Sarif's answer, and [[PokeThePoodle doesn't pour Sarif a glass]] as a result.

* Meta Example: Megan Reed is voiced by Michelle Boback, who is married to Adam Jensen's voice actor; Elias Toufexis. According to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkkOETdnIOc this video]], Elias and Michelle got into an argument on the morning of the day they were to record Adam and Megan arguing [[spoiler: after Adam rescues her at the Omega Ranch and confronts her about using his DNA for her research]]. [[EnforcedMethodActing Both decided not to make up until afterwards and thus were ''genuinely'' angry at each other when recording the scene.]]
--> '''Elias:''' So the point is, fight with your wife as much as possible.