History Funny / Deadpool2016

** Just to cap off the sarcastic perfection of the CreativeClosingCredits, the whole sequence is TheOner, complete with gratuitously show-offish little stunts like passing through ''the straw-hole of a coffee cup lid''.

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** Before all that, Deadpool's [[https://inksandpencils.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deadpool5.jpg?w=764 facial expression]] when [[spoiler:Ajax manages to escape on the highway]] (actually recalling [[Film/HomeAlone Kevin McCallister's]] famous pose and/or Edvard Munch's 'The Scream') and his frantic, multiple DoubleTake from Colossus to [[spoiler:the spot Francis was originally]].

** Before [[spoiler:Ajax's escape]]:

** Later in the film, when [[spoiler:confronting Ajax after he kidnaps Vanessa]]: [[BrickJoke "Motherfucker should've worn his brown pants."]]

* When Wade first meets Vanessa, a hooker at the time, he buys 48 minutes of her time and says he wants to "put balls in holes". [[spoiler:Cut to them playing skeeball]].

* As Deadpool carves his way through the mooks in the final battle, he suddenly stops, and gleefully says hello to [[spoiler:[[MythologyGag Bob]]]], knocks him out cold with a headbutt rather than killing him, and ''then'' asks how he and the kids are doing.[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke A reference to Deadpool's friend Bob, Agent of HYDRA]], who ''[[WritingAroundTrademarks technically]]'' [[http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Marvel-Character-Deadpool-Legally-Wasn-t-Able-Use-Did-Anyway-112417.html can't appear in the movie because the film rights for HYDRA are owned by Marvel.]][[/note]]

** Even better, [[spoiler:he apparently ''stapled'' it to his face, and when Nessa pulls it off, he's completely unfazed by the staple still in his chin!]]
** Even better than that is the realization that [[spoiler:Deadpool was wearing this under his mask ''during the entire climactic fight scene!'']]

* Colossus is giving a big speech on how Deadpool can do the heroic thing and spare Francis' life. [[spoiler:Deadpool gets bored midway through the speech and shoots Francis in the head, which is followed by Colossus puking.]]
-->'''Colossus:''' [[spoiler:WHY?!]]\\
'''Deadpool:''' [[spoiler:You were ''droning on''!]]
** Blink and you'll miss it, but [[spoiler:even ''[[KnightOfCerebus Francis]]'' -- who's aware it's the only thing keeping him from getting shot -- rolls his eyes at the speech. You could even interpret his "seriously?" look at Wade as if he's asking the latter to just shoot him already. Even funnier, Deadpool nods in response, like saying "yeah, don't worry, I'm cutting this shit short real quick."]]

* "His legal name is Francis! He got Ajax from a [[spoiler:[[LineOfSightName dish soap]]]]!"

* The PostCreditsScene; [[spoiler:a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aYp-pJO9FA spoof]] of the post-credits scene from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'' complete with Deadpool mocking the viewer for expecting there to be a teaser for the sequel, or even a Creator/SamuelLJackson [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse cameo]] ("[[ExecutiveMeddling Well, we don't have that kind of money.]]"). He then comes back with Deadpool revealing that Cable will be in the sequel ("Just need a big guy with a flat top. Creator/MelGibson, Creator/DolphLundgren, Creator/KeiraKnightley. She's got range, who knows."), and asking the viewers not to tell anyone.[[note]]Sorry, Wade![[/note]] He also asks everyone watching to pick up their garbage. Chicka-chicka.]]

*** In [[Film/Deadpool2 the sequel]], we find out [[spoiler: he wasn't lying]].

* When Deadpool first meets the cab driver Dopinder, he learns that the man's crush is actually his cousin's fiancée. Deadpool urges him to win her back in any way. When he next meets Dopinder, [[spoiler: he learns that he's taken his cousin hostage and locked him in the trunk of his cab. Wade pretends to be horrified to save face in front of Colossus, but congratulates Dopinder under his breath and not only encourages him to finish the job, but suggests taking it further]].
** Later, when Deadpool tries to call Dopinder for the bag of guns he accidentally left in the taxi, [[spoiler:the car gets rear-ended, with Dopinder's cousin still in the trunk. Presumably, Deadpool's forgotten arsenal turning up during a police search will make a bad situation much, much worse]].
** There's also the fact that this was one of the few times Deadpool [[spoiler:''didn't'' advocate indiscriminate murder as the best solution and instead actually gave Dopinder some legitimately good relationship advice]]. That means this entire thing was ''Dopinder's own idea.''

* The outtakes have plenty, many listed above. For instance, when Wade uses a nickname on Angel Dust before she punches him, he uses names such as Creator/HenryWinkler, Busta Rhymes, Nikki Sixx, Series/CrissAngelMindfreak, “christianmingle.com”, along with an imitation ([[Film/TheGoonies “Hey you guys!”]]). After the one in the film ("less angry Rosie O'Donnell") Ryan Reynolds cracks up and says "Sorry, Gina" before Mrs. Carano replies "Motherfucker".

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5TB0pKLj0Y This video]] has Mario Lopez talking to Ryan Reynolds about the possibility of turning the movie PG-13 and make it more "family friendly". [[spoiler:Deadpool walks past Mario from behind, comes back with a stage light, and ''pummels him''.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Deadpool:''' *** you, [[Series/SavedByTheBell Slater]].]]

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** Crosses into a meta CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the writers. There was a big gunfight planned for the final battle, but an unexpected $7 million budget cut meant they had to do some trimming, and said gunfight was cut. The writers turned a lost opportunity into a string of jokes and a DramaPreservingHandicap.

* From the blooper reel: An alternate take on the Zamboni scene as Deadpool calling out "It's very [[JustForPun ice]] to see you!" in a hysterical imitation of Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger's Austrian accent.

** While it was necessery to find a way to bring it up, Brianna improvised this line.

--> '''Nega:''' "You got me in a corner here."

-->'''Weasel:''' Wade, I'd go with you, but I don't wanna.

* Negasonic's insults to Deadpool,

* Similarly, a mother lobbied for a PG-13 version of the film for her 8 year old son Matt, stating comic book movies should be for kids. Deadpool responded on Twitter [[http://imgur.com/OuU5pO5 the only way he knows how.]]

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVMVWQIfT88 opening credits]] sure make troping easy, proudly announcing the characters as "[[MsFanservice A Hot Chick]]", "[[EvilBrit A British Villain]]", "[[PluckyComicRelief The Comic Relief]]", "[[EmoTeen A Moody Teen]]", "[[SerkisFolk A CGI Character]]", and "[[TheCameo A Gratuitous Cameo]]".

It's very obvious just from looking that Creator/RyanReynolds is having the time of his life with this movie.

* Deadpool's first meeting with the recruiter for Ajax's group, who he nicknames [[Franchise/TheMatrix Agent Smith]], starts with him asking, "Now, how can I help you that doesn't involve luring children into a paneled van?" and ends with him saying, "Oh, and just so you know, there's a school within five hundred yards of here. So you might want to, ''[makes get lost motion with his hand]'' you know."

** That fact that Deadpool, as pop culture-oriented as he is, didn't realize it's a reference to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKj5cJ9_KSg song from the 90s.]] Or he did an that's why he thinks it's the coolest name ever. Both interpretations are hilarious.

** Blink and you'll miss it, but [[spoiler:even ''[[KnightOfCerebus Francis]]'' -- who is aware it's the only thing keeping him from getting shot -- rolls his eyes at the speech. You could even interpret his "seriously?" look at Wade as if he's asking the latter to just shoot him already. Even funnier, Deadpool nods in response, like saying "yeah, don't worry, I'm cutting this shit short real quick."]]

--->'''Deadpool:''' Ever seen ''Film/OneHundredAndTwentySevenHours''? [[{{Spoiler}} Spoiler alert]]!

** Colossus defining his role as the straight man to Deadpool's ComedicSociopath perfectly.

''[Throws hubcap like a Frisbee at Ajax's head]''

* During the opening shootout, Deadpool is shot in the arm, and as he looks through the bullet wound in his arm at his assailant driving away: '''[[PrecisionFStrike MOTHERFUCKER!]]''' Made even funnier by the fact that the wound is ''closing'' while he's looking through it.

-->'''Deadpool:''' From the studio that inexplicably sewed his [[PrecisionFStrike fucking mouth shut the first time...]]

** [[DescriptionCut When Colossus tells Deadpool to use his powers for good,]] Deadpool grabs a wheel disc and...

''[Throws disc like a Frisbee at Ajax's head]''

* The names in the dead pool at Weasel's bar include (in addition to W. Wilson) [[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin V. Putin]], T.J. Miller (who plays Weasel), [[Creator/RyanReynolds R. Reynolds]], [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf S. LaBoeuf]], [[Creator/BillCosby B. Cosby]], [[Creator/CharlieSheen C. Sheen]], [[Music/KanyeWest K. West]], [[Creator/LindsayLohan L. Lohan]], [[Music/MileyCyrus M. Cyrus]], [[Music/OzzyOsbourne O. Osbourne]], [[Music/LilWayne L. Wayne]], [[Music/KidRock K. Rock]], N. Beatty, J, Neslon, M. Tyson, A. Bynes, A. Palmer and [[Creator/RobLiefeld R. Liefeld]].

** [[OneOfTheseThingsIsNotLikeTheOthers They sit companionably near the window and read books with coffee during Lent.]]

* The PostCreditsScene; [[spoiler:a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aYp-pJO9FA spoof]] of the post-credits scene from ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'' complete with Deadpool mocking the viewer for expecting there to be a teaser for the sequel, or even a Creator/SamuelLJackson [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse cameo]] ("[[ExecutiveMeddling Well, we don't have that kind of money.]]"). The scene fades to black and then comes back with Deadpool revealing that Cable will be in the sequel ("Just need a big guy with a flat top. Creator/MelGibson, Creator/DolphLundgren, Creator/KeiraKnightley. She's got range, who knows."), and asking the viewers not to tell anyone.[[note]]Sorry, Wade![[/note]] He also asks everyone watching to pick up their garbage. Chicka-chicka.]]