History Funny / Daredevil2015

* When Matt and Foggy are checking out the office space, watch how effortlessly Matt charms the realtor. Then rewind. Notice that Foggy's doing a "Damn it, he's doing it again!" reaction [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]].

** It also shows Karen to be pretty ballsy, clearly thinking, "this guy is blind so why the fuck ''shouldn't'' I change my shirt right here?" Matt isn't nearly as blind as Karen thinks, and given Matt's interactions with Claire in later episodes, he "saw" everything, as much as he "sees" anything.

** One is when he suggests that next time, rather than do their meetings up here, they should meet at [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_Se_(restaurant) Per Se]]. Just imagine these organized crime figures discussing their shady business at the third most expensive restaurant in the world[[note]]Behind only [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublimotion Sublimotion]] in Sant Josep de sa Talaia, Ibiza, and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urasawa_(restaurant) Urasawa]] in Beverly Hills, California[[/note]].

* John Healy goes to kill Prohazska at the bowling alley. After overpowering Prohazska's bodyguards, he draws a gun on Prohazska, and pulls the trigger. As he's doing so, the scene suddenly cuts back to 36 hours earlier, when he's buying the gun from Turk.

'''Karen Page:''' I--I ''love'' dogs.[[note]]Incidentally, Creator/DeborahAnnWoll and her husband own three dogs in real life, owning a retriever named Banner for the past few years, while adopting two more dogs named Ripley and [=McFly=] after Hurricane Maria[[/note]]\\

* Working late over takeout, Matt and Foggy complain about the wi-fi throwing a fit. Karen fixes it by stepping out to [[PercussiveMaintenance pound on the router]].

'''James Wesley:''' [[ShameIfSomethingHappened I'm curious about your...]] ''[[ShameIfSomethingHappened clientele]]''. [[ShameIfSomethingHappened Do they all end up working for you]] [[ClearMyName after you get them off for murder]] [[SexySecretary or just the pretty ones?]] ''[[[BerserkButton Karen]] silently [[DeathGlare glares at Wesley]]]'' \\

* Working late over takeout, Matt and Foggy complain about the wi-fi throwing a fit. Karen fixes it by stepping out to [[PercussiveMaintenance pound on the router]]. It's just so ''normal'' that it's hilarious.

* Leland asks Wesley about Fisk's whereabouts, Wesley replies, "Art." Then Leland asks, "Art who?", thinking that Fisk is busy with a person by that name[[note]]"Art" is often a shortened version of "Arthur"[[/note]]. Wesley replies, "Paintings", as if Leland should know better. His annoyingly calm tone is what really sells it.

'''Foggy Nelson:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!!]]\\

** Karen hesitates before taking off her shirt right in front of him, clearly thinking, "he's blind, he can't see it anyway." Matt isn't nearly as blind as Karen thinks, and given Matt's interactions with Claire in later episodes, he "saw" everything, as much as he "sees" anything.

** One is when he suggests that next time, rather than do their meetings up here, they should meet at [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per_Se_(restaurant) Per Se]]. Just the image of these organized crime figures discussing their shady business at the third most expensive restaurant in the world[[note]]Behind only [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublimotion Sublimotion]] in Sant Josep de sa Talaia, Ibiza, and [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urasawa_(restaurant) Urasawa]] in Beverly Hills, California[[/note]] is funny on its own.

* John Healy goes to kill Prohazska at the bowling alley. After disabling Prohazska's bodyguards, he whips out a pistol, and pulls the trigger. As he's doing so, the scene suddenly cuts back to 36 hours earlier, when he's buying the gun from Turk.

''[[[GilliganCut Cuts to Healy pulling the trigger on Prohazska, only for it to jam.]] Healy gives a look of "Oh, come ''on''" as he is forced to fight his target barehanded]''

'''Karen Page:''' ''[laughs]'' Deal.\\

'''Karen Page:''' ''[scoffs]'' Well...you should get some clients first.\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. [[MetaphoricallyTrue I just, uh, wasn’t paying attention last night. It was my fault.]]\\

* Wesley visits Anatoly and Vladimir at their taxi garage to deliver documents officially transferring Prohazska's assets to them.

'''James Wesley:''' All the more reason to settle this. You sneeze, we all catch a cold. Madame Gao and Mr. Nobu have expressed their disappointment.\\

** The story's even funnier after season 3 reveals that Foggy's family owns a butcher shop in Hell's Kitchen, and we see his mom try to push him into helping Theo run the shop.

''[there is an awkward silence as Fisk tries to think of a rational explanation that allows him to save face]''\\

'''Wilson Fisk:''' It'll distract him until preparations can be made. We all knew that we would need to eliminate the Russians one day. They were too unpredictable.\\

** Fisk explains that they're going to get rid of Vladimir and redistribute everyone's revenue. Gao and Nobu quickly agree. Then the two of them and Fisk turn to Leland, who is hesitant to agree to this proposal.

* Matt calling Stick a bully, then Stick calling Matt a pussy.

'''Matt Murdock:''' What don't the two of you want me to know?\\

'''Wilson Fisk:''' I never laid a hand on Nobu.\\

* Wilson Fisk complaining that humanity is obsessed with "celebrity weddings and videos of cats."

'''Wilson Fisk:''' [[VerbalBackspace I, uh...]] [[EurekaMoment No.]] [[PreMortemOneLiner I don't think we are!]] ''[[[MegatonPunch clocks Owlsley in the face]]]''

'''Karen Page:''' ''[laughs]'' You have no idea. ''[motions to a homely looking woman]'' And Miss Jacinto's working papers have been denied for the third time. Her father's gone and she says that factory work is the only way she can support her family.

* Karen takes Matt and Foggy into Matt's office and informs them that they're broke. Matt can't help but crack a smile when Karen admits she's cutting corners re-upping a free trial of accounting software every 30 days with a fake email address.

* When officially re-establishing their firm as Nelson Murdock & Page, with Karen as their fulltime investigator, Matt snarks about Karen being "way more stable than Series/JessicaJones."

'''James Wesley:''' Hmm, that's because we've been talking behind your back, about how the Russians can't seem to handle ''one'' man running around in a mask. I mean, if he had [[Film/IronMan1 an iron suit]] or [[Film/{{Thor}} a magic hammer]], ''maybe'' that would explain why you keep getting your asses handed to you--\\

''[there is an awkward silence as Fisk tries to provide a rational explanation...]''\\

** Then Elena Cardenas comes into the office to hire the firm. Since her grasp of English is pretty flimsy, Karen translates her Spanish. Partway through the meeting, Matt lets slip that he also speaks Spanish and is more fluent. Karen offers Matt to take over, but Matt replies with a casual "[[ArousedByTheirVoice No, no, I like listening to your voice]]." Karen smiles shyly. Foggy just sighs and tells Elena, "Go on, Mrs. Cardenas..."

'''Karen Page:''' Oh... sure! ''[stands up]'' I've never seen sharks feed up close before.\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' Well, I think Foggy will be pitching for the Mets by midseason.\\

-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' High notes! ''[grabs his softball bat]'' Softball! ''[Karen laughs]'' When are we getting a company team together?\\

* Once again, Leland Owlsley is good for a laugh. First, he completely fails to understand a Japanese saying about standing on your own two feet, then the sudden appearance of Stick gives him the opportunity to just zap Matt with his taser and drive away.

'''James Wesley:''' Technically, we paid someone else to shoot him.

'''Foggy Nelson:''' OK, let's say we keep Matt in the dark. How long do you think...''[[[SpeakOfTheDevil As if on cue, Matt suddenly opens the door and walks in]]; [[OhCrap Foggy's eyes go wide]]]''...[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption I should grow my hair?]] Matt, what's your take on that? Mullet? Full pony?\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' What don't the two of you want me to know?

* When Brett is talking about his encounter with the man in the mask to Matt and Foggy, Matt looks like he's trying not to pass a kidney stone as he hopes Brett doesn't recognize him as the very guy who attacked him.

** Matt and Foggy then arrive at the office, where the waiting room is full of clients with morning appointments. Karen is already there and fills them in:

'''Karen Page:''' All right. ''[motions to a man with a dog in his lap that's wearing a [[ConeOfShame funnel]]]'' Well, uh, Mr. Marino's dog was viciously beaten by his neighbor after the dog, um... defiled the neighbor's statue of Saint Francis.\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' You can't drink the water here.\\

'''Foggy Nelson:''' Take over, buddy. I gotta hit the head. ''[motions to Karen]'' And don't let her out of your four working senses. She's as quick as she is beautiful.\\

'''Karen Page:''' Six ball. ''[clears throat]'' Straight ahead. Just...real soft. ''[Matt is briefly distracted listening to Karen's rapid heartbeat. Meanwhile, we see Foggy emerge from the bathroom]''\\

'''Matt Murdock:''' [[DoubleEntendre Well, something went in.]]\\

* At the Kitchen Irish bloodbath, one detective tries to cope with the carnage with black humor, and asks where 'that asshole's hand is' (referring to one body that had its hand torn apart by a bullet).

* Matt pays a visit to Turk to find out if he sold the guns to the "army" that shot at Grotto. After breaking up the arms deal Turk is doing with some other criminals, he breaks his hand and throws him into the door of his car, breaking the glass. After interrogating him, this exchange happens:

'''Karen Page:''' [[RomanticRain ...Then I'll walk you home.]]

'''Foggy Nelson:''' Yeah, well, [[CaptainObvious clients don't respond well to a "CLOSED" sign.]]\\

--->'''Karen Page:''' Matt! ''[smiles widely]'' Uh, good morning!\\

** There's some very naughty Fridge Humor when you consider that [[LoveAtFirstSight Karen has a near-instantaneous crush on Matt from the moment they meet]], meaning that her heartrate almost certainly goes up as soon as she takes off her t-shirt, meaning Matt is forced to stand there thinking, "Oh great, Karen's totally naked right now, isn’t she? Resist sexual urges, Matthew..." Moreso when the following conversation they have on the couch sounds very much like two lovers having post-coital pillow talk.

** The story's even funnier coming back after we meet Foggy's family in season 3 and see his mom try to push him into helping Theo run the shop.

--->'''John Hammer:''' Bullshit. This is a sting.\\

'''Rosalie Carbone:''' I hand it to you, Fisk, you know how to put on a show. Just one question: where do I drop the cash?

* Nadeem immediately moves to pointing a gun at Matt after they fight off Fisk's goons together, to which Matt gives a supremely annoyed, "[[DeadpanSnarker Obviously I'm here to help you]]."

* When Karen and Frank get into the car, Frank decides to play "Shining Star" by ''Earth Wind And Fire'', much to Karen's annoyance. Moreso, he then suggests singing along to the song, lampshading how ridiculous it would be for [[ComicallySerious him of all people]] to do something like that.

** There's some very naughty Fridge Humor when you consider that [[LoveAtFirstSight Karen has a near-instantaneous crush on Matt from the moment they meet]], meaning that her heartrate almost certainly goes up as soon as she takes off her t-shirt, meaning Matt is forced to stand there thinking, "Oh great, Karen's totally naked right now, isn’t she? Must not give into sexual urges, Matthew. Must not give into sexual urges..."

--->'''James Wesley:''' I represent a consortium with diversified interests in the private sector, both domestic and international. From time to time, we scout the landscape for promising talent to put on retainer.\\

'''James Wesley:''' My employer expects no less.\\

** All the while prison inmates are heard rambling and yelling in the background...until Fisk yells "'''''QUIET!'''''". Cue them immediately stopping.

'''''' ''Father Lantom gives a'' "I know I know just do it" look.

* Nadeem is tasked by Hattley with making the Rikers run to get intel from Fisk. He's less than thrilled with the situation and makes this clear when Fisk is brought into the room:
-->'''Ray Nadeem:''' Mr. Fisk, I'm Special Agent Ray Nadeem with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The FBI would like your assistance with... ''[sighs]'' let's just cut to the part where you tell me to "eat shit", so we can stop wasting each other's time, huh?

* Nadeem, now firmly convinced Fisk is playing him, marches into Fisk's bedroom hoping to catch him doing something criminal...and finds Fisk sitting up in bed reading. It's like he was expecting to find Fisk with his hand caught in a cookie jar, and Fisk is giving him this look of "What? I'm not doing anything bad here."

* Having learned that Sister Maggie Grace is his mother, Matt goes to confront Father Lantom. Where does he find the priest? Playing pool in a bar.

** When picking Rosalie Carbone up as she participates in a groundbreaking ceremony, Nadeem has to motion for Dex and Arinori to hang back, then quietly approaches Rosalie and asks her to "Please come quietly."

-->'''Father Lantom:''' ''"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."

* Foggy arrives in the church to get Karen out safely. He just lies blatantly through his teeth to Nadeem, until Nadeem just tells him to cut it out, and he admits that he really is just stalling for time until Brett can show up to "arrest" Karen.

* After Nadeem gives his testimony at the grand jury, he reconvenes with Matt and Foggy outside the courtroom. His first instinct is to ask if Matt overheard everything he said in the courtroom, and says it's creepy. There's a wordless nod of agreement from Foggy.

* Karen goes to Jasper Evans' place, which we see is a drug den. She buys some drugs from a guy at the door, which she then passes off to a passed out man sleeping inside in exchange for that guy pointing him to Jasper. Jasper shows up, and orders everyone out. The thugs Fisk has assigned to guard Evans advance on Karen. She elbows one who tries to grab her from behind, at which point Matt reveals himself and makes short work of Jasper and the two thugs. As Karen is catching her breath:
-->'''Karen Page:''' ''[panting]'' Okay. So you knew his last known address? You knew he'd probably be here, so what--so what were you waiting for? [[SecretTestOfCharacter For me? You knew I'd come?]]\\
'''Matt Murdock:''' I hoped.\\
'''Karen Page:''' Okay, look, I'm gonna help you. But after that, I need you to help Foggy and me. Look, the FBI are all over us--\\
'''Matt Murdock:''' You want me to turn myself in.\\
'''Karen Page:''' Did you talk to Foggy?\\
'''Matt Murdock:''' No. But, uh it's the smart move. Sure, I'll do it.\\
'''Karen Page:''' But what if they figured out that you're...you?\\
'''Matt Murdock:''' Well, this mask doesn't do me any good if I'm a wanted man, either way. Besides, if the FBI figured out who I am, who knows, [[MythologyGag maybe I'll get lucky and they'll lock me up next to Fisk.]] ''[chuckles]''\\
'''Karen Page:''' Jesus. Foggy said you were different. Changed, I guess. I told him it was bullshit.
** Karen decides that the best thing they can do with Jasper is have him go on record with the ''Bulletin''. Matt rousts Jasper and gives him an ultimatum:
--->'''Matt Murdock:''' Wake up, Evans. It's your lucky day, I'm gonna give you a choice. Option 1: I call the FBI, and Wilson Fisk has you killed before you can tell them how you got out of prison. Option 2: You tell this nice reporter here the truth about what you did for Fisk, and I'll let you run some place Fisk is never gonna find you.\\
'''Jasper Evans:''' I can't.\\
'''Matt Murdock:''' Cool! Then Option 1--\\
'''Jasper Evans:''' No if I talk, Fisk kills my son!
** When Foggy appears at the FBI office earlier that day to offer Nadeem his proposed terms of surrender for Matt, [[BrickJoke he makes sure to throw in a sandwich from the butcher shop]], in light of Nadeem having questioned him there.

'''Leland Owlsley:''' Yes, it's perfect "Chechnyans-kidnap-a-preschool" weather, Vladimir.\\
** At one point, Leland complains about Wesley being late, prompting Madame Gao to say something in Chinese.

'''Karen Page:''' I--I ''love'' dogs.[[note]]Incidentally, Creator/DeborahAnnWoll owns three dogs in real life, owning a retriever named Banner for the past few years, while adopting two more dogs named Ripley and [=McFly=] after Hurricane Maria[[/note]]\\

* Foggy brings up the butcher story as he and Matt leave the precinct.

** The story's even funnier coming back after being introduced to Foggy's family during season 3 and seeing his mom try to push him into helping Theo run the shop.

'''Matt Murdock:''' ...You just asked her where the library is.

* The next morning, Matt and Foggy are walking to work.

'''Mr. Maxwell:''' He started it! ''[Matt gives a look of "Yeah, I think you're not telling everything"]''\\

'''Karen Page:''' [[HappyRain Do you mind the rain?]]\\
'''Matt Murdock:''' No. ''[Karen takes Matt by the hand]''\\

'''Karen Page:''' ''[grins]'' You! ''[giggles]''\\

'''Karen Page:''' Uh yeah! It's a date.

* After Foggy finally gets home, he and Marci have spontaneous [[GladToBeAliveSex thank-God-you-survived sex]] on the couch. [[SexyDiscretionShot After the camera cuts away]], the next we see of them post-coitus, they're sitting there side by side, clothes in absolute disarray, staring straight ahead as if in shock from the sheer ''awesomeness'' of what just happened. Marci even states, several times, that it was ''way'' better than usual.

** To make clear that he's dealt with guys like Fisk before, Nadeem gives a tangent about his old neighbor Jiggy, a supposed community figure who turned out to be a drug dealer that used innocent neighbors as fall guys. It's not so much the story that's funny, but more the way a name like "Jiggy" sounds when it comes out of Vincent D'Onofrio's mouth.

-->'''Karen Page:''' Okay. So you knew his last known address? You knew he'd probably be here, so what--so what were you waiting for? [[SecretTestOfCharacter For me? You knew I'd come?]]\\

** When Foggy appears at the FBI office the next day to offer Nadeem his proposed terms of surrender for Matt, [[BrickJoke he makes sure to throw in a sandwich from the butcher shop]], in light of Nadeem having questioned him there.

** To make clear that he's dealt with guys like Fisk before, Nadeem gives a tangent about his old neighbor Jiggy, who secretly was a drug dealer. It's not so much the story that's funny, but more the way a name like "Jiggy" sounds when it comes out of Vincent D'Onofrio's mouth.

** When picking Rosalie Carbone up as she participates in a groundbreaking ceremony, Nadeem has to motion for Dex to hang back, then quietly approaches Rosalie and asks her to "Please come quietly."

** One of the bosses, Starr, refuses to pay the 20% fee, quipping "I don't know how you keep that suit white with all the bullshit you pack into it", and goes on an angry rant that ends with him opting out. Prompting Dex, who has changed into his "Daredevil" costume, to throw a baton at his head, killing him. Fisk stares at the blood pooling from Starr's head, and has only one thing to say:

* There's something hilariously awkward about the way Dex tells Vanessa to "think of me as the new James Wesley."

* As Matt and Ray fight off Fisk's assassins in traffic, [[WoundedGazelleGambit any time Matt pretends to be helpless]] so that Ray can use him as cover, or so that he can get the drop on an attacker.
** At the end of the fight, Matt and Ray make their way over to a waiting taxicab to use as their getaway vehicle. Matt, who is distrustful of cabs after Fisk's men tried to kill him in one after the prison riot, has a priceless remark: "[[BrickJoke Oh shit, it's a cab]]."

-->''"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end." John Lennon said that, and who are we to argue with a Beatle?''

* Foggy's plan to take Fisk down? Step one: Work together. Step two: Make a plan. Step three: Execute the plan.
-->'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[laughs]'' That's genius. Come up with that by yourself?

-->'''Karen Page:''' Hey...\\

'''Foggy Nelson:''' Hey. You know she's not really free?\\
'''Karen Page:''' Hey...\\

** As the crimelords are waiting, we see Rosalie Carbone idly doing her nails to pass the time.
** As Fisk outlines his proposal, some of the bosses are skeptical and convinced that Fisk is setting them up:

** One of the bosses, Starr, refuses to pay the 20% fee. Prompting Dex, who has changed into his "Daredevil" costume, to throw a baton at his head, killing him. Fisk stares at the blood pooling from Starr's head, and has only one thing to say:

** Later, a frat boy is short for the drugs he wants to buy from Karen, and tries just stealing them. Karen's boyfriend/co-dealer not only stops the guy, but makes him apologize. Then, as he and Karen leave, he bows to the bloodied fratboy and says "Namaste."

* Nadeem immediately moves to pointing a gun at Matt after they fight off Fisk's goons together, to which Matt gives a supremely annoyed "Obviously I'm here to help you."

** At the end of the fight, Matt and Ray make their way over to a waiting taxicab to use as their getaway vehicle. Matt, who is distrustful of cabs after his escape from the prison riot (where his getaway cab had been commandeered by one of Fisk's men), has a priceless remark: "[[BrickJoke Oh shit, it's a cab]]."

-->''"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."''

* After Foggy finally gets home, he and Marci have spontaneous [[GladToBeAliveSex thank-God-you-survived sex]] on the couch. [[SexyDiscretionShot After the camera cuts away]], the next we see of them post-coitus, they're sitting there side by side, clothes in absolute disarray, staring straight ahead as if in shock from the sheer ''awesomeness'' of what just happened.