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* If EpicMovie can be applied to a YouTubePoop, that poop would have to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacqVp39e98 The LOL King]].
--> '''Simba:''' [[TitleDrop I LOL in the face of danger.]] [[NoblewomansLaugh Oh, ho ho HO!]]
** Which is awesomely given a CallBack towards the end of the poop.
** [[EpicFail Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.]]
** "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
--> '''Scar:''' That was ''today''? Oh, I feel simply ''gay''! [[CampGay I shall practice my curtsy!]]
** This exchange between Simba and Scar:
--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
--> '''Scar:''' Oh [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. *King Dedede appears briefly*
** [[MemeticMutation The Double Rainbow video]] gets a short cameo.
** "You deliberately spayed me."
** We are gonna play WesternAnimation/BluesClues!
*** Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
** "It's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner]]time, and we ain't got no stinkin' [[VideoGame/PaperMario BADGES!]]"
*** Right after that, Banzai dons a sombrero and mustache when he says "Que pasa".
** "Oh, look at the sauce!" Complete with Nala as a bottle of sauce.
** "Are you ''nuts''?! Lions eat ''nuts''! Maybe he'll be on our ''nuts''?! Let's get outta here and find some ''[[OverlyLongGag nuts]]''!"
** This:
-->'''Scar:''' Sing something with a little bounce in it!
-->'''Zazu:''' [[Music/RebeccaBlack IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY--]]
-->'''Scar:''' '''NO!''' No, ''anything'' [[TakeThat but that!]]
**
-->'''Simba:''' [said to The Jackson 5 in the sky] You said you'd always be there for me!
** Rafiki shows Simba a vision of [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] in a pool of water.
-->'''Vader''': [[LukeIAmYourFather I am your father.]]
-->'''Simba''': [[ActorAllusion That's my father.]]
** [[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs "They call me]] [[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
** "I thought you said we were the anemone."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXVpyUM0hoY Woods]], as well as its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6uH1ruRx1M Rekindled remake]] 9 years later.
** A RunningGag exclusive to the remake: The Narrator saying that each character's mother had died.
** "You wish to go to the fef?" "Cinderella wishes to go to the fef!" "The fef?!" "The kiiiiiiiiing's fef?!?!"
** "I have pot for yoooouuuuuu-wooo!"
** "There's a lump on her rump big enough to '''''HUMP!'''''
** "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! [[CaptainObvious I have no wood,]] [[StrawFeminist nor no one should!]]"
*** "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, [[MindScrew who is]] [[BlackComedy already dead]]!"
*** Narrator: “The poor girl’s mother’s mother had died!”
*** "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
** "I thought I had been more than a bull." *turns into a bull*
** "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
** "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]... And home before dark!" TheEnd
*** Psych!
** "Jaj, [[Film/TheDarkKnight why so serious?]]"
** This little gem:
--> '''Wolf:''' And what might be in your basket?
--> '''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood:''' [[BiggerOnTheInside Three large oak trees.]]
--> '''Wolf:''' Look at that flesh, pink and plump. I Love [[{{Anime/Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]].
** "In exchange for [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike]]!?"
** "I guess this is goodbye, old ''plate!''" (Baker's Wife facepalms)
** This dialogue:
--> '''Cinderella:''' Something something something
--> '''Cinderella's Mother:''' ''Specify''...
** "And you give and you take and you bid and you bargain and you [[Music/CeeloGreen beg and steal and lie and cheat!]]"
** "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 "NO! NOT THE BEES!"]]
** "Let's see the demon sliced into [[MemeticMutation NINE THOUSAND]] bits!"
** "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, [[MindScrew nice is different than nice]]!"
** "To bed without any SUS!"
** "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
** "Whoa!" "None!" "Sus!" "Thoth!" "Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping" "Never wear mauve to a ball!" "Or open your maam!" "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The difference between a bean and a bean]] is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
** "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
** "The cow is [[Music/LadyGaga GAGA]]!"
*** [[TakeThat "I don't like that woman!"]]
** "Pears." (''[[MundaneMadeAwesome thunderous applause]]'')
** [[TheUnintelligible "IIINEETHAASHOOSHTAHAVACHII-!"]] (''{{Beat}}'') [[LampshadeHanging "Well that makes no sense!"]]
** "We WOULD have, if that [[BestialityisDepraved cow]] hadn't [[HavingAGayOldTime molested]] us!" '''[[BlackComedyRape "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"]]'''
** "THERE'S A GIANT BACKYARD!" (''beat'') "Good."
*** The remake makes a few more edits which arguably make the line funnier:
---> '''Jack's mother:''' MY BACKYARD IS A GIANT BACKYARD!
---> ''(Jack's mother sobs while the audience laughs)''
---> '''Cinderella's Prince''' ''(in Cinderella's voice)'': Well that makes sense!
** "WOAH!" "What!?" "You heard me! WOAH!"
** "The Witch was punished [[BlackComedy with AIDS!]]"
** "What did I clearly say? Snghhghghghg!"
** "LET HER SPEAK FOR HERSELF!" (''long awkward pause'') "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]" "TO BE CONTINUED!" "And happily ever af--" "Well that's another story, nevermind!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La38LJCLfmQ The Phantom of Oprah]] is an insanely twisted version of the film of musical classic ''Film/{{The Phantom of the Opera|2004}}''
** "With a little illumination... perhaps we can frighten away the ghost... of SUS"
** "Who is in there?" "[[SpecialPersonNormalName I-saac!]]"
** "I'm sure you've read of their junk."
** "No relation to the famous Swedish Chef?"
** "Don't think about meeeeeeeee~"
** "And the Angel of Sauce in my head, the Angel of Sauce in my bed."
** "You will therefore cast [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi]]... and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Pootis.]]"
** "[[ObsessedWithFood I have to cut the shortcake!]]"
*** "[[CallBack You were trying to cut the cake, right?]]"
** "[[UnusualEuphemism You little FEDORA!]]"
** "Say-" "No more talk."
** "All I want is a world [[EndlessDaytime with no more niiiiight]]" (''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Luna]] looks down, upset'')
** "[[ExtremeOmnivore I ATE MY HAT!]]"
** "[[TakeThat Remember memes used to be funny?]]"
** "[[Series/WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenSandiego Where in the world have you been hiding?]]"
** "You have come here" (Sistine goes "[[Creator/NicolasCage You don't say?]]")
** "You were once my [[CompanionCube companion]] [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} cube]]."
** "[[YoureNotMyFather Whatever you believe, this man, this thing, is NOT YOUR FATHER!]]" (Clip from ''Series/{{Maury}}'' plays with [[SpeedyTechnoRemake the techno remix]] of The Phantom of the Opera, with two black men dancing.)
** "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment But remember, keep your hands at the level of your hands!]]"
** "Down once more to the dungeons of my black [[CensoredForComedy d***]], down we plunge to the prison of my mom! Down that path into smores!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8PrZ-cg4kE Devil Take The Toast]], a parody of the infamous sequel to ''Phantom'', ''Love Never Dies''
** "I'm not afraid of him." ''(Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom)'' "I'm afraid of him."
** "Her butter will always follow me."
** "You really think so? Followollowollowof?"
*** "Chalk."
** "Devil take the deviled eggs!"
** "Now Christine shall choose at last! Is she your mom?"
** "Is he Mormon?"
** "Devil take the cake!"
** "[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. Toad."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mweXEtUfLXg Steven Bribes for Seven Broths]] adapting ''Film/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers''
** "Bless your beautiful hide, prepare to get high."
--> '''Preacher''': Repeat after me. I, Adam Pontipee...
-->'''Adam''': ''[[ExactWords (with priest's voice)]]'' I, Adam Pontipee.
** "I feel so wonderful I could yell." "Might start an avalanche." "Hurray!" ''(avalanche starts)''
** "There was no F names in the Bible, so ma named him [[CensoredForComedy F**k]], 'cause he smelled so sweet!"
** "Hey, Milly's going to town!" "Hey! Let's go with her!" "Hey, Milly's with her!" "Hey, let's go to town!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" ''(transition to next scene)'' [[OverlyLongGag "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!"]]
** "If you wanna get a girl, you have to grab her like she's a flapjack." "What?"
** "Oh, it's fun to hunt and shoot a girl. Aaah, lerl."
** Two of the women start fighting in their underwear. SCENE MISSING
** "They say when you marry a Jew, you will always be gay." "Shut up!" ''(fighting)'' SCENE MISSING AGAIN
** "You're my eldest brother. ''(punch)'' Now I've always looked up to ya, ''(punch)'' tried to ape ya. ''(punch punch punch)'' But today I'm ashamed of you. ''(punch-punch-punch-punch-punch)''"
**
--> '''Preacher''': Do you, Alla, Rur, Mam, Lol, Saras, Dorod, take these men to be your lawfully wedded husbands?
--> '''Brides''': ''(with the brothers' voices)'' We do.
--> '''Preacher''': And do you, Gig, Calac, Danad, Ephe, Frarf, and Beb, take these girls to be your lawfully wedded wives?
--> '''Brothers''': [[RunningGag Huh? Nyah.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulAhJXeClg Illegally Blondie]] is an extremely insane look at the musical ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
** "[[DrivenByEnvy Dear Elle, honey, bring that ring back]] [[FloweryInsults and shove it up your a]]--!" ''(SMPTE beep)'' [Uh-oh.]
** "I just wish I could be there to see [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim when he takes an arrow in the knee]]!"
** "Daughter of Music/{{Beyonce}}, now that a man chose you [[MindScrew you're gay!]]"
** "I may be stupid, [[TooDumbToLive but I'm not blonde!"]]
** [[Film/ThreeHundred "Madness..."]] [[OnlySaneWoman "Must we all descend into madness?"]]
** "What you want is [[MemeticMutation memes]], but you need to see - [[RunningGag memes]] [[DiscreditedMeme used]] [[MemeticMutation to be]] [[CallBack funny!]]"
** "LOL school?" "Yes, daddy. LOL school." "SWAG. LOL school is for people! [[NotEvenHuman And you, button, are a nun]]!"
** "Harvard LOL grants admission to [[StockForeignName Sandeep Padamadan]]!" ''([[Series/TheMuppetShow Mahna Mahna]] dance mix starts playing)''
** "I still don't see ''one'' reason to admit you! ...ouy iti you!" "...LOL." ''(DramaticPause)'' "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
** "Everyone take your seats - [[OverlyLongName Professor Callahallahallahan]] should be here any second."
** "Now when you choose a LOL career, the moment you embark, you're bound to hear [[CensoredForComedy a ___ye__ is a sh__.]] [[JustIgnoreIt Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]"
** "Harvard LOL." [[CaptainObvious "That's a school!"]]
** "Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions? Music/{{Enya}}!"
*** [[DiscreditedMeme "You're allowed to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext shoot him in the knee!"]]
*** Caption: [[CreatorBacklash Oh wait, I already made that joke.]] [[InJoke Ignore that,]] [[CallBack it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]
** "Hello, Vivian! [[ShapedLikeItself I see you came as Vivian!]]"
** (To Elle in a playboy bunny outfit) "Change out of your Supreme Court Justice costume."
** "Well excuse me, but just because you've got a shoulder-" "You know what? [[ListSong There's a pawn shop on my shoulder, and a boulder, and a cake!]]"
** "The case of Sussel vs. Susman!" "Determined! Sussel was legally the child, [[MindScrew even though he was just his father.]]"
** "[[MyNewGiftIsLame For you]], [[ToiletHumor it's poo and conditioner in one.]]" "I love this guy!" "And it's a [[Creator/VinceOffer real ShamWow]]!" [[{{Squee}} "AHHHHH!"]]
** ''(Elle makes kettle whistle sound, accompanied by a teapot over her head)''
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland LIKE A BOSS!]]"
** "You can turn this off right now!" (''[[SelfDeprecation viewer does just that]]'')
** "Miss Windham, I'm Emmett Forrest, your Coke." "That's all I want! [[GetOut Get out of here, all of you.]]"
** "I'd rather not see [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] [[NoodleIncident again today]]. Yay."
** "Cocaine! First, a deep breath...take it all in..."
** "Have yourself a soup."
** "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant]]?"
** (L meets Callahallahallahan after the party)
-->'''L:''' Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
-->'''Callahallahallahan:''' L-O-L! ''(L slaps Callahallahallahan)''
-->'''L:''' [[CensoredForComedy F___ you]], [[PrecisionFStrike Professor Callahallahallahan.]] ''(L raises her hand and Callahallahallahan backs off)''
** (Kyle brings his dog Rufus to Paulette's salon)
-->'''Paulette:''' Wow, he really likes you!
-->'''Kyle:''' [[InterspeciesRomance And I like him.]] (Pink heart frame is overlapped)
-->'''Paulette:''' Oh.
** "Will Miss Chutney please come forward?" *A woman with chutney sauce for a head walks up.* Doubly funny because it's a [[StealthPun stealth "sauce" joke]]!
** (Harvard LOL graduation ceremony)
-->'''Vivian:''' Creator/WilliamShakespeare wrote: ''Na na na oh oh oh oh tutututu... yay.''
** "So she said we could play [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]! HERE WE GO!" *Scene Missing*
** "Before we all go...[=EmmE=] Forrest, please make me a woman!" [[SexyDiscretionShot *lights go out and play ends*]]
** Alternate Ending: ([[NukeEm Nuclear bomb explosion]])
-->'''Paulette:''' Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnum-Qi22bA Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory]] is pure comedic genius.
** "Nobody ever goes in... and ''nobody'' ever goes in."
** "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Grampa Joj]]!"
*** "And here's a little gift from Grampa Me."
** Grandpa George is Tommy Wiseau.
** "You think I have a chance to find one?" "One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
** Charlie opening his birthday presents. The frst is a knitted scarf. When Charlie opens the Wonka Bar-shaped package, he pulls out an identical scarf. "Nevermind, Charlie."
** '''AGUSUGA GLUE''' - First Golden Tick Finder
** '[[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish We're doing the best we bleeding can, I've got every bleeding girl in the bleeding staff hunting for ya!]]"
*** "I'M A MAGICIAN! [[Literature/HarryPotter AVADA KEDAVRA!]]" ''(Workers scream)''
*** "[[OverNineThousand 9000 bars an hour they're shelling!]]"
** "Charlie, what are you doing here?" "Then I guess I'd better be going."
*** (singing)''"Go away, Charlieeeeeeeee"''
** "I've decided to change Monday to Friday. That means [[Music/RebeccaBlack Friday]] will take place on Monday. [[MindScrew Of course, since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.]]
** "[[CatchPhrase Nevermind, Charlie]]"
** Charlie refusing to pay for the chalk. And then giving the man his money-and immediately taking it back.
** "May I introduce myself, [[LawOfAlienNames Alsa]][[SdrawkcabName Sluggles.]] And don't forget the name.
** "[[MemeticMutation You're pulling our legs, Charlie.]]"
*** "[[WordSaladHumor Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs. From Mr.]] Creator/WillSmith"
*** (Charlie moves Grampa Joj by lifting his legs) "[[LiteralMetaphor You're pulling legs, Charlie.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHVOdonwRc& Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2]] is also pure comedic genius.
** Mike Teavee shooting Wonka, and Wonka collapsing, dead.
** "Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And some of my dreams become realities. And almost everything you'll see is seeable-visible. I mean, you can see almost everything."]]
** "This is a Music/{{Muse}} lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
** The Chocolate Room with Videogame/SuperMarioBros1 items in it.
** "Count your breath. Hold your wish. Make a three."
*** "If you want to view paradise, [[NightmareFuel simply die.]]"
*** "[[ParanoiaFuel There's nothing...]]
** "Don't just do something! Stand there!" [Wonka looks confused]
** "He's [[CensoredForComedy *BEEP*]]ing all the chalk!"
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime You played the Chalk Song.]]
** "Oompa Loompa [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? [[BigEater Eating an elephant!]] Ah! I don't LOL!"
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs COCANE SUGAR]]
** "Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca!" "[[UnsettlingGenderReveal She's a lady!]]"
** *Everyone is getting into the infamous [[NightmareFuel boat]]* *The boat enters the tunnel* *[[SmashCut Cut]]* "[[{{Anticlimax}} We're here.]]"
** "You're going to love '''''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]'''''"
** [=DaThings1=]'s long chain of ripoffs.
** "That's Sos!" "THAT'S SOS!"
** "[[NukeEm You're blowing up!]]"
** "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
** "Some very unusual [[MemeticMutation sus]] in here!"
** When Mr. Salt goes down the chute, the arrow on the meter goes from "GOOD" to "DAD".
** "Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that?" "[[GlassesPull Veruca went first.]]" '''''[[MemeticMutation YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!]]'''''
** [=DaThings=]' refusal to make a joke about all of the soap suds on Wonka's car exploding over everyone, but then realizing that [[{{Irony}} doing so was making a joke in itself.]]
** You call that unharmed?
*** HERP
*** DERP
*** B'GERP
** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You stole NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"
** "Charlie...[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my boy]]...YOU LOSE!"
*** "[[RunningGag Nevermind, Charlie.]]"
** [[TheStinger Everyday I'm Russian.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnJTghYqV8 Sweeney Todd Completes his Arm]]
** The intro with [[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure Breakfast Machine]] playing in the background. Specifically, a version that mixes it with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy's]] voiceclips.
** "But there's no Klondike!"
** "There was a barber and his [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment barber]], and he was beautiful... A pie! And it was beautiful! And she was fullllllll!"
** "There's a hole in the world like a great black [[Film/ThreeHundred pit]], and it's filled with people who are filled with [[Creator/BradPitt Pitt]], and the vermin of the world inhabit [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]!"
** "There was a barber and his knife... Aaa! He had these pretty little flowers!" "''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]''" *{{beat}}* "SUS! [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]!"
** "These are [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my friends]]! You shall drip [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Rupeeeeeeeeeeeees]]!"
** "At last... [[TitleDrop my arm is complete again]]!" *cue ScareChord rapidly cut off*
** "I feel you, [[ManipulativeEditing JohaahoJ]]!"
** "A sailor!"
*** "Sir, you gandered! Gandered, gandered, gandered...(gets faster)"
** "I feel you, [[SubvertedTrope Johanna]][[DoubleSubversion annahoJ]]!"
** "All the [[MemeticMutation rage]], he is!"
** "[[MondegreenGag Poliiiiiiiiiiiiiice]]! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover you're [[Music/{{Kesha}} feelin' like P. Diddy?]] Well, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 mentlegen]]..."
*** "Soon you'll have to thin it once a minute!"
** "[[PedoHunt PEDO!]]"
** "To trrrim-a the beeeeeeer!"
** "And may the Lord have mercy on your SUS!"
** "Excuse me, my lord [[UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]]!"
** Mrs. Lovett opening the chest containing Pirelli's body, [[NotQuiteDead only for him to scream "It was-a da POPE!" at her]].
*** "You're barking mad, Dad! For a moment, there, I thought you'd lost your balls."
** "SUS?" "SUS!" "NUN!"
** The clip from ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
** "I don't care, I got [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]!"
** "BOB BARKER!" *stabs Judge Turpin, who reverts to his true form of Music/JustinBieber*
** "[[TheStinger I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair ba]]--"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].
** This exchange:
-->'''Javert''': Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Woah...
-->'''Valjean''': I stole the breeeeeeead!
-->'''Javert''': [[{{BerserkButton}} Die!]] *[[DisproportionateRetribution Shoots Valjean]] with [[BrickJoke the gun.]]*
** "[[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} 2FORT]]!"
** This exchange as well:
-->'''Valjean''': My name is Joj [=ValJeaj=]!
-->'''Javert''': And I'm Jajvert!
** "Unless you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
-->'''Valjean''': "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
** "You're [[NunTooHoly a dangerous nun!]]"
** This bit goes from canon to horrifyingly cruel to CrossesTheLineTwice hilarity:
-->'''Valjean''': We were starving!
-->'''Javert''': You'll starve again! LOL!
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!
** Literature/LesMiserables ''dubstep''. It has to be heard to be believed.
*** "Yes, it means I'm breeeeead!" "No." ''(gunshot)''
** [[TheStinger "Get me]] [[CallBack a sandwich!"]] (is given donuts) "No."
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU02BO4Z0Gg&ab_channel=DaThings 10 year Reanimated celebration]] of "24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole" has a load of visual laughs including:
** The constant "Yes!"/"No..." fight ends with Valjean as [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter Bison]] and Javert as [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]].
** Javert's "To the left! To the right! To the left! To the right!" is appropriately turned into a dance.
** Javert's "It warns you're a man" has him turn into [[WesternAnimation/BluesCluesAndYou Josh]]
** When Javert tells Valjean "Do not forget my mom", he turns into [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Muscle Man]].
** Valjean declaring "I stole a bread!" turns into a VisualPun with a sudden appearance by [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Y'shtola]].
** Javert's "Die!" has another VisualPun, killing Valjean with an explosive D20.
** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]] ahoy, as the prisoners are replaced with [[VideoGame/AmongUs crewmates]], [[Franchise/LupinIII Jigen]], [[Series/SesameStreet Berts]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}} penguins]].
** TheStinger of Javert [[labelnote:Note]] who is not wearing a mask [[/labelnote]] demanding a sandwich has a poster on the wall:
-->"MASKS REQUIRED. That means you, Jajvert. No one is exempt from the meaning of NARUSNADSTUW. If you comply, then your previous offenses will be water under the bridge. Sincerely, The Mammoth of the [=HouoH=]."
* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfXFhuVHwvo Jajvert Gets The Bagel]].
** "[[FacialHorror Your face is not a face"]]
** Javert [[PottyFailure crapping himself]] and his exchange with Valjean afterwards.
-->'''Javert''': Monsieur le Maire, I have disgraced the uniform that I wear.
-->'''Valjean''': You have only done your doo-ty. [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
-->'''Javert''': [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
** Valjean [[CrossesTheLineTwice dropping the cart on Fauchelevent.]]
** "All I did was steal some suffering child!"
** Javert pettily refusing to let Valjean get a word in:
--> '''Javert''': [You'll wear a different] chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you say another word, Javert...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you chain me up like a slave again...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': ... Javert...
--> '''Javert''': [[IncrediblyLongNote --aaaaaaaaiii--]]
--> '''Valjean''': Listen to me--
--> '''Javert''': --No. [[IgnoringBySinging -aaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn...]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5s4uMXNsM A Nun Sings About Topography]]
** "[[CaptainObvious The hills are hills.]]"
** "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
*** "[[Website/{{Reddit}} I want to browse /r/trees.]]"
** "Toot."
** "With the sound of Music/{{Muse}}."
*** [[RunningGag "I want your hearrrrrrrt"]]
** And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKh2Rcb-k0c Album Art is Always Square]] is based on a song from a lesser-known musical, ''Theatre/AliceByHeart'' (from the composers of ''Theatre/SpringAwakening'').
** The RunningGag of the album art itself changing, including:
*** The thumbnail, which jokes about the bad conversion of rectangular videos to a square aspect ratio[[note]] [[SelfDeprecation which happens frequently in the video]] [[PaintingTheMedium thanks to the video being square,]] [[DontExplainTheJoke hence the title]] [[/note]]
*** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment All of the production credits and the title becoming variations of "Original Cast Recording"]]
*** All text becoming mirrored as a visual version of [[MemeticMutation DaThing's prolific sus editing]]
*** [[ShamelessSelfPromoter The two album cover Patreon plug]]
*** '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} THIS JOKE]] WAS STOLEN FROM JALISA WESCHEN; CHECK OUT YTP: LOBSTER PARTY, IT'S ON HER CHANNEL'''
*** '''WHOA LOOK AT THESE TWO FANCY KIDS I WONDER WHY THEIR ARMS & LEGS ARE SO HIGH THAT'S PROBS UNCOMFY FOR THE FOLKS BELOW'''
*** Changing to a "Lobster Cast Recording," with the creator's names now being jokes on the song lyrics and the musical's title being changed to the song's original title
*** Changing every last name to the section they wrote and the title to "Alice by Alice"
*** Making all vowels the letter O
*** Changing the title to ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' and [[CallBack making the names Prisoner 24602060451, Jaj [=ValJeaj=], and Officer Jajvert Jajvertson, as well as including the quote "Get me a sandwich!"]]
** "When you partner with a lobster, you partner with [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Jason]]"
-->'''Penny:''' Can we get pogs for Jason?
-->'''Singer:''' [[BigNo NO.]]
** "When you partner with a mobster, all the world partners with your partner"
** "When you partner with Creator/PaulyShore, all the world's your oyster"
**
--> '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans:]]''' uh...hi?
--> '''Singer:''' Hello, Sans!
** Immediately after:
--> '''Woman:''' What're you guys playing?
--> '''Man:''' [[MemeticMutation We're supposed to be playing Game of War, but this one player keeps kicking my--]]
--> '''Singer:''' ''*in the middle of the above quote*'' [[CurseCutShort Let's skip this.]]
** "Hold her by the claws and hold her by [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the clock]] and [[RuleOfThree hold her by]] [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the candle holder]] and [[OverlyLongGag hold her by the pants]]"
** ''*while playing [[MemeticMutation the infamous "fuck her right in the pussy" newsclip]]*'' "Hold her by the ''*as it cuts back to the album cover*'' claws and whisper '[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Howdy, partner.]]'"
** "When you [[InherentlyFunnyWords parbster]] with [[Creator/TaylorLautner a Lautner]]..."
** [[DownerEnding "All the seagulls died"]]
** "[[TheStinger Aha, here's the problem!]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario Too many lobsters!]] You know what they say: when you partner with a lobster, [[StealthPun they pinch back.]]"
* Ladies and gentlemen, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVw0GvJLNU the sequel]] to Woods: Rekindled.
** "I never thought I could be soapy!" "We're so happy you're so soapy!"
** The introductory song is interrupted by [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Demoman]], Creator/BillyMays and Creator/{{Egoraptor}} shouting...
---> '''Demoman:''' KA-BOOOM!!! ''(explosion ensues)''\\
'''Billy Mays:''' Kaboom!™\\
'''Egoraptor:''' Ka-blowey boom!
** This conversation:
---> '''Baker:''' Do you think it was a bear?\\
'''Witch:''' A bear? Bears are imaginary! Besides, you ever seen a bear with four feet?\\
'''Baker's Wife:''' Dragon?\\
'''Witch:''' No, no, no, no. [=NoooOOO=]!\\
'''Baker:''' Manticore?\\
'''Witch:''' Extinct!\\
'''Baker's Wife:''' Griffin?\\
'''Witch:''' Stinked.\\
'''Baker:''' GIANT?!?\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Witch:''' [[ManipulativeEditing Woo-hoh-hoo!]]
** "The story unfolds." "SUS!" [[MundaneMadeAwesome (laughter followed by applause)]]
** "I found a tower entirely of glass. No, it's a casket entirely of glass-ket! No, it's a maiden made entirely of hair! [[RuleOfThree No]], entirely of beer!"
**
---> '''Witch:''' IT'S A WOMAN!\\
'''Giantess:''' Where is the lad? (picture of a dog is shown)\\
'''Steward:''' There is no lad! (dog picture pans out)\\
'''Giantess:''' I want the lad! (dog picture returns)\\
'''Steward:''' THERE IS NO LAD! (dog picture pans out again)\\
'''Giantess:''' I want the beans! (picture of dog's paw appears)\\
'''Narrator:''' Now, you must understand, these were not people.\\
'''Witch:''' [[TheUnintelligible Aeuoieouoaueoiaueoeiauoieaueo]]\\
'''Red Riding Hood:''' It was you who destroyed our house, not a great big Yoo-hoo™!
** The Yoo-Hoo and Frosted Flakes commercial breaks. They have to be seen to be believed.
---> '''Narrator:''' (after the Frosted Flakes commercial) They're great. (notices everyone looking at him) What?
** "We had sold his magic cow in exchanged for beloved bees! If anyone is to be punished, it's the MAMMOTHS!"
*** Jack's mother cries sound like a siren. It was taken from the previous act.
*** Jack's mother gets hit by the Steward with the sound of [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Scout's "BONK!"]]. The Baker's reaction is priceless.
---->'''Baker:''' She's in ''pork'' condition!
** [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere "We're off to a hidden kingdom!"]] "Sssshhhh!!" "We're off to kingdom hingdom!" "SSSSHHHH!!!" "We're off--[[Film/TheWizardOfOz to see the wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of]]--" "Oz!"
** Little Red recalls killing ''three thousand wolves''.
** The main characters' discussion with the Witch, during which, Little Red says unintelligible stuff and everyone keeps mentioning of a boy (repeatedly) which culminates to...
---> '''Jingle:''' ''♫ Big Boy™... we borrowed your [[UsefulNotes/NintendoDS DS]] from your mother! ♫''
*** The nonsense that ensues after the conversation, including the Baker's wife saying "What?" which makes it the third time someone says "What?" (since the Narrator said it twice).
** The Witch's IncrediblyLongNote.
---> '''Baker:''' ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere this!]]\\
'''Cinderella:''' Maybe I shouldn't have attended the [[CallBack fef.]]
** The Baker's DeadPersonConversation with his father. That is all.
---> '''Baker:''' ''♫ No ♫'' (crowd applauses)
** The Baker's plan to kill the Giant?
--->'''Baker:''' We must smear the [[CensoredForComedy ___ch]]!
** "Jaj... [[YourMom Your mother]]." (laughter followed by applause) "Woodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoods, woods! Woods! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!"
** TheStinger:
--->'''VO:''' And now, back to our messages!\\
(long period of awkward silence followed by dramatic breathing)\\
'''Cinderella:''' The Giant went in that direction.\\
'''Cinderella's Prince:''' Thank you. ''*leaves*''\\
''(audience laughs before applauding)''
* If EpicMovie can be applied to a YouTubePoop, that poop would have to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacqVp39e98 The LOL King]].
--> '''Simba:''' [[TitleDrop I LOL in the face of danger.]] [[NoblewomansLaugh Oh, ho ho HO!]]
** Which is awesomely given a CallBack towards the end of the poop.
** [[EpicFail Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.]]
** "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
--> '''Scar:''' That was ''today''? Oh, I feel simply ''gay''! [[CampGay I shall practice my curtsy!]]
** This exchange between Simba and Scar:
--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
--> '''Scar:''' Oh [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. *King Dedede appears briefly*
** [[MemeticMutation The Double Rainbow video]] gets a short cameo.
** "You deliberately spayed me."
** We are gonna play WesternAnimation/BluesClues!
*** Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
** "It's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner]]time, and we ain't got no stinkin' [[VideoGame/PaperMario BADGES!]]"
*** Right after that, Banzai dons a sombrero and mustache when he says "Que pasa".
** "Oh, look at the sauce!" Complete with Nala as a bottle of sauce.
** "Are you ''nuts''?! Lions eat ''nuts''! Maybe he'll be on our ''nuts''?! Let's get outta here and find some ''[[OverlyLongGag nuts]]''!"
** This:
-->'''Scar:''' Sing something with a little bounce in it!
-->'''Zazu:''' [[Music/RebeccaBlack IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY--]]
-->'''Scar:''' '''NO!''' No, ''anything'' [[TakeThat but that!]]
**
-->'''Simba:''' [said to The Jackson 5 in the sky] You said you'd always be there for me!
** Rafiki shows Simba a vision of [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] in a pool of water.
-->'''Vader''': [[LukeIAmYourFather I am your father.]]
-->'''Simba''': [[ActorAllusion That's my father.]]
** [[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs "They call me]] [[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
** "I thought you said we were the anemone."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXVpyUM0hoY Woods]], as well as its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6uH1ruRx1M Rekindled remake]] 9 years later.
** A RunningGag exclusive to the remake: The Narrator saying that each character's mother had died.
** "You wish to go to the fef?" "Cinderella wishes to go to the fef!" "The fef?!" "The kiiiiiiiiing's fef?!?!"
** "I have pot for yoooouuuuuu-wooo!"
** "There's a lump on her rump big enough to '''''HUMP!'''''
** "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! [[CaptainObvious I have no wood,]] [[StrawFeminist nor no one should!]]"
*** "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, [[MindScrew who is]] [[BlackComedy already dead]]!"
*** Narrator: “The poor girl’s mother’s mother had died!”
*** "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
** "I thought I had been more than a bull." *turns into a bull*
** "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
** "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]... And home before dark!" TheEnd
*** Psych!
** "Jaj, [[Film/TheDarkKnight why so serious?]]"
** This little gem:
--> '''Wolf:''' And what might be in your basket?
--> '''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood:''' [[BiggerOnTheInside Three large oak trees.]]
--> '''Wolf:''' Look at that flesh, pink and plump. I Love [[{{Anime/Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]].
** "In exchange for [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike]]!?"
** "I guess this is goodbye, old ''plate!''" (Baker's Wife facepalms)
** This dialogue:
--> '''Cinderella:''' Something something something
--> '''Cinderella's Mother:''' ''Specify''...
** "And you give and you take and you bid and you bargain and you [[Music/CeeloGreen beg and steal and lie and cheat!]]"
** "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 "NO! NOT THE BEES!"]]
** "Let's see the demon sliced into [[MemeticMutation NINE THOUSAND]] bits!"
** "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, [[MindScrew nice is different than nice]]!"
** "To bed without any SUS!"
** "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
** "Whoa!" "None!" "Sus!" "Thoth!" "Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping" "Never wear mauve to a ball!" "Or open your maam!" "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The difference between a bean and a bean]] is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
** "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
** "The cow is [[Music/LadyGaga GAGA]]!"
*** [[TakeThat "I don't like that woman!"]]
** "Pears." (''[[MundaneMadeAwesome thunderous applause]]'')
** [[TheUnintelligible "IIINEETHAASHOOSHTAHAVACHII-!"]] (''{{Beat}}'') [[LampshadeHanging "Well that makes no sense!"]]
** "We WOULD have, if that [[BestialityisDepraved cow]] hadn't [[HavingAGayOldTime molested]] us!" '''[[BlackComedyRape "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"]]'''
** "THERE'S A GIANT BACKYARD!" (''beat'') "Good."
*** The remake makes a few more edits which arguably make the line funnier:
---> '''Jack's mother:''' MY BACKYARD IS A GIANT BACKYARD!
---> ''(Jack's mother sobs while the audience laughs)''
---> '''Cinderella's Prince''' ''(in Cinderella's voice)'': Well that makes sense!
** "WOAH!" "What!?" "You heard me! WOAH!"
** "The Witch was punished [[BlackComedy with AIDS!]]"
** "What did I clearly say? Snghhghghghg!"
** "LET HER SPEAK FOR HERSELF!" (''long awkward pause'') "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]" "TO BE CONTINUED!" "And happily ever af--" "Well that's another story, nevermind!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La38LJCLfmQ The Phantom of Oprah]] is an insanely twisted version of the film of musical classic ''Film/{{The Phantom of the Opera|2004}}''
** "With a little illumination... perhaps we can frighten away the ghost... of SUS"
** "Who is in there?" "[[SpecialPersonNormalName I-saac!]]"
** "I'm sure you've read of their junk."
** "No relation to the famous Swedish Chef?"
** "Don't think about meeeeeeeee~"
** "And the Angel of Sauce in my head, the Angel of Sauce in my bed."
** "You will therefore cast [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi]]... and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Pootis.]]"
** "[[ObsessedWithFood I have to cut the shortcake!]]"
*** "[[CallBack You were trying to cut the cake, right?]]"
** "[[UnusualEuphemism You little FEDORA!]]"
** "Say-" "No more talk."
** "All I want is a world [[EndlessDaytime with no more niiiiight]]" (''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Luna]] looks down, upset'')
** "[[ExtremeOmnivore I ATE MY HAT!]]"
** "[[TakeThat Remember memes used to be funny?]]"
** "[[Series/WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenSandiego Where in the world have you been hiding?]]"
** "You have come here" (Sistine goes "[[Creator/NicolasCage You don't say?]]")
** "You were once my [[CompanionCube companion]] [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} cube]]."
** "[[YoureNotMyFather Whatever you believe, this man, this thing, is NOT YOUR FATHER!]]" (Clip from ''Series/{{Maury}}'' plays with [[SpeedyTechnoRemake the techno remix]] of The Phantom of the Opera, with two black men dancing.)
** "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment But remember, keep your hands at the level of your hands!]]"
** "Down once more to the dungeons of my black [[CensoredForComedy d***]], down we plunge to the prison of my mom! Down that path into smores!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8PrZ-cg4kE Devil Take The Toast]], a parody of the infamous sequel to ''Phantom'', ''Love Never Dies''
** "I'm not afraid of him." ''(Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom)'' "I'm afraid of him."
** "Her butter will always follow me."
** "You really think so? Followollowollowof?"
*** "Chalk."
** "Devil take the deviled eggs!"
** "Now Christine shall choose at last! Is she your mom?"
** "Is he Mormon?"
** "Devil take the cake!"
** "[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. Toad."
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mweXEtUfLXg Steven Bribes for Seven Broths]] adapting ''Film/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers''
** "Bless your beautiful hide, prepare to get high."
--> '''Preacher''': Repeat after me. I, Adam Pontipee...
-->'''Adam''': ''[[ExactWords (with priest's voice)]]'' I, Adam Pontipee.
** "I feel so wonderful I could yell." "Might start an avalanche." "Hurray!" ''(avalanche starts)''
** "There was no F names in the Bible, so ma named him [[CensoredForComedy F**k]], 'cause he smelled so sweet!"
** "Hey, Milly's going to town!" "Hey! Let's go with her!" "Hey, Milly's with her!" "Hey, let's go to town!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" ''(transition to next scene)'' [[OverlyLongGag "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!"]]
** "If you wanna get a girl, you have to grab her like she's a flapjack." "What?"
** "Oh, it's fun to hunt and shoot a girl. Aaah, lerl."
** Two of the women start fighting in their underwear. SCENE MISSING
** "They say when you marry a Jew, you will always be gay." "Shut up!" ''(fighting)'' SCENE MISSING AGAIN
** "You're my eldest brother. ''(punch)'' Now I've always looked up to ya, ''(punch)'' tried to ape ya. ''(punch punch punch)'' But today I'm ashamed of you. ''(punch-punch-punch-punch-punch)''"
**
--> '''Preacher''': Do you, Alla, Rur, Mam, Lol, Saras, Dorod, take these men to be your lawfully wedded husbands?
--> '''Brides''': ''(with the brothers' voices)'' We do.
--> '''Preacher''': And do you, Gig, Calac, Danad, Ephe, Frarf, and Beb, take these girls to be your lawfully wedded wives?
--> '''Brothers''': [[RunningGag Huh? Nyah.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulAhJXeClg Illegally Blondie]] is an extremely insane look at the musical ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
** "[[DrivenByEnvy Dear Elle, honey, bring that ring back]] [[FloweryInsults and shove it up your a]]--!" ''(SMPTE beep)'' [Uh-oh.]
** "I just wish I could be there to see [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim when he takes an arrow in the knee]]!"
** "Daughter of Music/{{Beyonce}}, now that a man chose you [[MindScrew you're gay!]]"
** "I may be stupid, [[TooDumbToLive but I'm not blonde!"]]
** [[Film/ThreeHundred "Madness..."]] [[OnlySaneWoman "Must we all descend into madness?"]]
** "What you want is [[MemeticMutation memes]], but you need to see - [[RunningGag memes]] [[DiscreditedMeme used]] [[MemeticMutation to be]] [[CallBack funny!]]"
** "LOL school?" "Yes, daddy. LOL school." "SWAG. LOL school is for people! [[NotEvenHuman And you, button, are a nun]]!"
** "Harvard LOL grants admission to [[StockForeignName Sandeep Padamadan]]!" ''([[Series/TheMuppetShow Mahna Mahna]] dance mix starts playing)''
** "I still don't see ''one'' reason to admit you! ...ouy iti you!" "...LOL." ''(DramaticPause)'' "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
** "Everyone take your seats - [[OverlyLongName Professor Callahallahallahan]] should be here any second."
** "Now when you choose a LOL career, the moment you embark, you're bound to hear [[CensoredForComedy a ___ye__ is a sh__.]] [[JustIgnoreIt Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]"
** "Harvard LOL." [[CaptainObvious "That's a school!"]]
** "Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions? Music/{{Enya}}!"
*** [[DiscreditedMeme "You're allowed to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext shoot him in the knee!"]]
*** Caption: [[CreatorBacklash Oh wait, I already made that joke.]] [[InJoke Ignore that,]] [[CallBack it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]
** "Hello, Vivian! [[ShapedLikeItself I see you came as Vivian!]]"
** (To Elle in a playboy bunny outfit) "Change out of your Supreme Court Justice costume."
** "Well excuse me, but just because you've got a shoulder-" "You know what? [[ListSong There's a pawn shop on my shoulder, and a boulder, and a cake!]]"
** "The case of Sussel vs. Susman!" "Determined! Sussel was legally the child, [[MindScrew even though he was just his father.]]"
** "[[MyNewGiftIsLame For you]], [[ToiletHumor it's poo and conditioner in one.]]" "I love this guy!" "And it's a [[Creator/VinceOffer real ShamWow]]!" [[{{Squee}} "AHHHHH!"]]
** ''(Elle makes kettle whistle sound, accompanied by a teapot over her head)''
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland LIKE A BOSS!]]"
** "You can turn this off right now!" (''[[SelfDeprecation viewer does just that]]'')
** "Miss Windham, I'm Emmett Forrest, your Coke." "That's all I want! [[GetOut Get out of here, all of you.]]"
** "I'd rather not see [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] [[NoodleIncident again today]]. Yay."
** "Cocaine! First, a deep breath...take it all in..."
** "Have yourself a soup."
** "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant]]?"
** (L meets Callahallahallahan after the party)
-->'''L:''' Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
-->'''Callahallahallahan:''' L-O-L! ''(L slaps Callahallahallahan)''
-->'''L:''' [[CensoredForComedy F___ you]], [[PrecisionFStrike Professor Callahallahallahan.]] ''(L raises her hand and Callahallahallahan backs off)''
** (Kyle brings his dog Rufus to Paulette's salon)
-->'''Paulette:''' Wow, he really likes you!
-->'''Kyle:''' [[InterspeciesRomance And I like him.]] (Pink heart frame is overlapped)
-->'''Paulette:''' Oh.
** "Will Miss Chutney please come forward?" *A woman with chutney sauce for a head walks up.* Doubly funny because it's a [[StealthPun stealth "sauce" joke]]!
** (Harvard LOL graduation ceremony)
-->'''Vivian:''' Creator/WilliamShakespeare wrote: ''Na na na oh oh oh oh tutututu... yay.''
** "So she said we could play [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]! HERE WE GO!" *Scene Missing*
** "Before we all go...[=EmmE=] Forrest, please make me a woman!" [[SexyDiscretionShot *lights go out and play ends*]]
** Alternate Ending: ([[NukeEm Nuclear bomb explosion]])
-->'''Paulette:''' Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnum-Qi22bA Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory]] is pure comedic genius.
** "Nobody ever goes in... and ''nobody'' ever goes in."
** "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Grampa Joj]]!"
*** "And here's a little gift from Grampa Me."
** Grandpa George is Tommy Wiseau.
** "You think I have a chance to find one?" "One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
** Charlie opening his birthday presents. The frst is a knitted scarf. When Charlie opens the Wonka Bar-shaped package, he pulls out an identical scarf. "Nevermind, Charlie."
** '''AGUSUGA GLUE''' - First Golden Tick Finder
** '[[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish We're doing the best we bleeding can, I've got every bleeding girl in the bleeding staff hunting for ya!]]"
*** "I'M A MAGICIAN! [[Literature/HarryPotter AVADA KEDAVRA!]]" ''(Workers scream)''
*** "[[OverNineThousand 9000 bars an hour they're shelling!]]"
** "Charlie, what are you doing here?" "Then I guess I'd better be going."
*** (singing)''"Go away, Charlieeeeeeeee"''
** "I've decided to change Monday to Friday. That means [[Music/RebeccaBlack Friday]] will take place on Monday. [[MindScrew Of course, since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.]]
** "[[CatchPhrase Nevermind, Charlie]]"
** Charlie refusing to pay for the chalk. And then giving the man his money-and immediately taking it back.
** "May I introduce myself, [[LawOfAlienNames Alsa]][[SdrawkcabName Sluggles.]] And don't forget the name.
** "[[MemeticMutation You're pulling our legs, Charlie.]]"
*** "[[WordSaladHumor Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs. From Mr.]] Creator/WillSmith"
*** (Charlie moves Grampa Joj by lifting his legs) "[[LiteralMetaphor You're pulling legs, Charlie.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHVOdonwRc& Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2]] is also pure comedic genius.
** Mike Teavee shooting Wonka, and Wonka collapsing, dead.
** "Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And some of my dreams become realities. And almost everything you'll see is seeable-visible. I mean, you can see almost everything."]]
** "This is a Music/{{Muse}} lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
** The Chocolate Room with Videogame/SuperMarioBros1 items in it.
** "Count your breath. Hold your wish. Make a three."
*** "If you want to view paradise, [[NightmareFuel simply die.]]"
*** "[[ParanoiaFuel There's nothing...]]
** "Don't just do something! Stand there!" [Wonka looks confused]
** "He's [[CensoredForComedy *BEEP*]]ing all the chalk!"
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime You played the Chalk Song.]]
** "Oompa Loompa [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? [[BigEater Eating an elephant!]] Ah! I don't LOL!"
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs COCANE SUGAR]]
** "Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca!" "[[UnsettlingGenderReveal She's a lady!]]"
** *Everyone is getting into the infamous [[NightmareFuel boat]]* *The boat enters the tunnel* *[[SmashCut Cut]]* "[[{{Anticlimax}} We're here.]]"
** "You're going to love '''''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]'''''"
** [=DaThings1=]'s long chain of ripoffs.
** "That's Sos!" "THAT'S SOS!"
** "[[NukeEm You're blowing up!]]"
** "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
** "Some very unusual [[MemeticMutation sus]] in here!"
** When Mr. Salt goes down the chute, the arrow on the meter goes from "GOOD" to "DAD".
** "Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that?" "[[GlassesPull Veruca went first.]]" '''''[[MemeticMutation YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!]]'''''
** [=DaThings=]' refusal to make a joke about all of the soap suds on Wonka's car exploding over everyone, but then realizing that [[{{Irony}} doing so was making a joke in itself.]]
** You call that unharmed?
*** HERP
*** DERP
*** B'GERP
** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You stole NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"
** "Charlie...[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my boy]]...YOU LOSE!"
*** "[[RunningGag Nevermind, Charlie.]]"
** [[TheStinger Everyday I'm Russian.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnJTghYqV8 Sweeney Todd Completes his Arm]]
** The intro with [[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure Breakfast Machine]] playing in the background. Specifically, a version that mixes it with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy's]] voiceclips.
** "But there's no Klondike!"
** "There was a barber and his [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment barber]], and he was beautiful... A pie! And it was beautiful! And she was fullllllll!"
** "There's a hole in the world like a great black [[Film/ThreeHundred pit]], and it's filled with people who are filled with [[Creator/BradPitt Pitt]], and the vermin of the world inhabit [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]!"
** "There was a barber and his knife... Aaa! He had these pretty little flowers!" "''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]''" *{{beat}}* "SUS! [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]!"
** "These are [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my friends]]! You shall drip [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Rupeeeeeeeeeeeees]]!"
** "At last... [[TitleDrop my arm is complete again]]!" *cue ScareChord rapidly cut off*
** "I feel you, [[ManipulativeEditing JohaahoJ]]!"
** "A sailor!"
*** "Sir, you gandered! Gandered, gandered, gandered...(gets faster)"
** "I feel you, [[SubvertedTrope Johanna]][[DoubleSubversion annahoJ]]!"
** "All the [[MemeticMutation rage]], he is!"
** "[[MondegreenGag Poliiiiiiiiiiiiiice]]! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover you're [[Music/{{Kesha}} feelin' like P. Diddy?]] Well, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 mentlegen]]..."
*** "Soon you'll have to thin it once a minute!"
** "[[PedoHunt PEDO!]]"
** "To trrrim-a the beeeeeeer!"
** "And may the Lord have mercy on your SUS!"
** "Excuse me, my lord [[UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]]!"
** Mrs. Lovett opening the chest containing Pirelli's body, [[NotQuiteDead only for him to scream "It was-a da POPE!" at her]].
*** "You're barking mad, Dad! For a moment, there, I thought you'd lost your balls."
** "SUS?" "SUS!" "NUN!"
** The clip from ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
** "I don't care, I got [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]!"
** "BOB BARKER!" *stabs Judge Turpin, who reverts to his true form of Music/JustinBieber*
** "[[TheStinger I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair ba]]--"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].
** This exchange:
-->'''Javert''': Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Woah...
-->'''Valjean''': I stole the breeeeeeead!
-->'''Javert''': [[{{BerserkButton}} Die!]] *[[DisproportionateRetribution Shoots Valjean]] with [[BrickJoke the gun.]]*
** "[[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} 2FORT]]!"
** This exchange as well:
-->'''Valjean''': My name is Joj [=ValJeaj=]!
-->'''Javert''': And I'm Jajvert!
** "Unless you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
-->'''Valjean''': "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
** "You're [[NunTooHoly a dangerous nun!]]"
** This bit goes from canon to horrifyingly cruel to CrossesTheLineTwice hilarity:
-->'''Valjean''': We were starving!
-->'''Javert''': You'll starve again! LOL!
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!
** Literature/LesMiserables ''dubstep''. It has to be heard to be believed.
*** "Yes, it means I'm breeeeead!" "No." ''(gunshot)''
** [[TheStinger "Get me]] [[CallBack a sandwich!"]] (is given donuts) "No."
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU02BO4Z0Gg&ab_channel=DaThings 10 year Reanimated celebration]] of "24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole" has a load of visual laughs including:
** The constant "Yes!"/"No..." fight ends with Valjean as [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter Bison]] and Javert as [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]].
** Javert's "To the left! To the right! To the left! To the right!" is appropriately turned into a dance.
** Javert's "It warns you're a man" has him turn into [[WesternAnimation/BluesCluesAndYou Josh]]
** When Javert tells Valjean "Do not forget my mom", he turns into [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Muscle Man]].
** Valjean declaring "I stole a bread!" turns into a VisualPun with a sudden appearance by [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Y'shtola]].
** Javert's "Die!" has another VisualPun, killing Valjean with an explosive D20.
** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]] ahoy, as the prisoners are replaced with [[VideoGame/AmongUs crewmates]], [[Franchise/LupinIII Jigen]], [[Series/SesameStreet Berts]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}} penguins]].
** TheStinger of Javert [[labelnote:Note]] who is not wearing a mask [[/labelnote]] demanding a sandwich has a poster on the wall:
-->"MASKS REQUIRED. That means you, Jajvert. No one is exempt from the meaning of NARUSNADSTUW. If you comply, then your previous offenses will be water under the bridge. Sincerely, The Mammoth of the [=HouoH=]."
* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfXFhuVHwvo Jajvert Gets The Bagel]].
** "[[FacialHorror Your face is not a face"]]
** Javert [[PottyFailure crapping himself]] and his exchange with Valjean afterwards.
-->'''Javert''': Monsieur le Maire, I have disgraced the uniform that I wear.
-->'''Valjean''': You have only done your doo-ty. [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
-->'''Javert''': [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
** Valjean [[CrossesTheLineTwice dropping the cart on Fauchelevent.]]
** "All I did was steal some suffering child!"
** Javert pettily refusing to let Valjean get a word in:
--> '''Javert''': [You'll wear a different] chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you say another word, Javert...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you chain me up like a slave again...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': ... Javert...
--> '''Javert''': [[IncrediblyLongNote --aaaaaaaaiii--]]
--> '''Valjean''': Listen to me--
--> '''Javert''': --No. [[IgnoringBySinging -aaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn...]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5s4uMXNsM A Nun Sings About Topography]]
** "[[CaptainObvious The hills are hills.]]"
** "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
*** "[[Website/{{Reddit}} I want to browse /r/trees.]]"
** "Toot."
** "With the sound of Music/{{Muse}}."
*** [[RunningGag "I want your hearrrrrrrt"]]
** And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKh2Rcb-k0c Album Art is Always Square]] is based on a song from a lesser-known musical, ''Theatre/AliceByHeart'' (from the composers of ''Theatre/SpringAwakening'').
** The RunningGag of the album art itself changing, including:
*** The thumbnail, which jokes about the bad conversion of rectangular videos to a square aspect ratio[[note]] [[SelfDeprecation which happens frequently in the video]] [[PaintingTheMedium thanks to the video being square,]] [[DontExplainTheJoke hence the title]] [[/note]]
*** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment All of the production credits and the title becoming variations of "Original Cast Recording"]]
*** All text becoming mirrored as a visual version of [[MemeticMutation DaThing's prolific sus editing]]
*** [[ShamelessSelfPromoter The two album cover Patreon plug]]
*** '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} THIS JOKE]] WAS STOLEN FROM JALISA WESCHEN; CHECK OUT YTP: LOBSTER PARTY, IT'S ON HER CHANNEL'''
*** '''WHOA LOOK AT THESE TWO FANCY KIDS I WONDER WHY THEIR ARMS & LEGS ARE SO HIGH THAT'S PROBS UNCOMFY FOR THE FOLKS BELOW'''
*** Changing to a "Lobster Cast Recording," with the creator's names now being jokes on the song lyrics and the musical's title being changed to the song's original title
*** Changing every last name to the section they wrote and the title to "Alice by Alice"
*** Making all vowels the letter O
*** Changing the title to ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' and [[CallBack making the names Prisoner 24602060451, Jaj [=ValJeaj=], and Officer Jajvert Jajvertson, as well as including the quote "Get me a sandwich!"]]
** "When you partner with a lobster, you partner with [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Jason]]"
-->'''Penny:''' Can we get pogs for Jason?
-->'''Singer:''' [[BigNo NO.]]
** "When you partner with a mobster, all the world partners with your partner"
** "When you partner with Creator/PaulyShore, all the world's your oyster"
**
--> '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans:]]''' uh...hi?
--> '''Singer:''' Hello, Sans!
** Immediately after:
--> '''Woman:''' What're you guys playing?
--> '''Man:''' [[MemeticMutation We're supposed to be playing Game of War, but this one player keeps kicking my--]]
--> '''Singer:''' ''*in the middle of the above quote*'' [[CurseCutShort Let's skip this.]]
** "Hold her by the claws and hold her by [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the clock]] and [[RuleOfThree hold her by]] [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the candle holder]] and [[OverlyLongGag hold her by the pants]]"
** ''*while playing [[MemeticMutation the infamous "fuck her right in the pussy" newsclip]]*'' "Hold her by the ''*as it cuts back to the album cover*'' claws and whisper '[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Howdy, partner.]]'"
** "When you [[InherentlyFunnyWords parbster]] with [[Creator/TaylorLautner a Lautner]]..."
** [[DownerEnding "All the seagulls died"]]
** "[[TheStinger Aha, here's the problem!]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario Too many lobsters!]] You know what they say: when you partner with a lobster, [[StealthPun they pinch back.]]"
* Ladies and gentlemen, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVw0GvJLNU the sequel]] to Woods: Rekindled.
** "I never thought I could be soapy!" "We're so happy you're so soapy!"
** The introductory song is interrupted by [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Demoman]], Creator/BillyMays and Creator/{{Egoraptor}} shouting...
---> '''Demoman:''' KA-BOOOM!!! ''(explosion ensues)''\\
'''Billy Mays:''' Kaboom!™\\
'''Egoraptor:''' Ka-blowey boom!
** This conversation:
---> '''Baker:''' Do you think it was a bear?\\
'''Witch:''' A bear? Bears are imaginary! Besides, you ever seen a bear with four feet?\\
'''Baker's Wife:''' Dragon?\\
'''Witch:''' No, no, no, no. [=NoooOOO=]!\\
'''Baker:''' Manticore?\\
'''Witch:''' Extinct!\\
'''Baker's Wife:''' Griffin?\\
'''Witch:''' Stinked.\\
'''Baker:''' GIANT?!?\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Witch:''' [[ManipulativeEditing Woo-hoh-hoo!]]
** "The story unfolds." "SUS!" [[MundaneMadeAwesome (laughter followed by applause)]]
** "I found a tower entirely of glass. No, it's a casket entirely of glass-ket! No, it's a maiden made entirely of hair! [[RuleOfThree No]], entirely of beer!"
**
---> '''Witch:''' IT'S A WOMAN!\\
'''Giantess:''' Where is the lad? (picture of a dog is shown)\\
'''Steward:''' There is no lad! (dog picture pans out)\\
'''Giantess:''' I want the lad! (dog picture returns)\\
'''Steward:''' THERE IS NO LAD! (dog picture pans out again)\\
'''Giantess:''' I want the beans! (picture of dog's paw appears)\\
'''Narrator:''' Now, you must understand, these were not people.\\
'''Witch:''' [[TheUnintelligible Aeuoieouoaueoiaueoeiauoieaueo]]\\
'''Red Riding Hood:''' It was you who destroyed our house, not a great big Yoo-hoo™!
** The Yoo-Hoo and Frosted Flakes commercial breaks. They have to be seen to be believed.
---> '''Narrator:''' (after the Frosted Flakes commercial) They're great. (notices everyone looking at him) What?
** "We had sold his magic cow in exchanged for beloved bees! If anyone is to be punished, it's the MAMMOTHS!"
*** Jack's mother cries sound like a siren. It was taken from the previous act.
*** Jack's mother gets hit by the Steward with the sound of [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Scout's "BONK!"]]. The Baker's reaction is priceless.
---->'''Baker:''' She's in ''pork'' condition!
** [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere "We're off to a hidden kingdom!"]] "Sssshhhh!!" "We're off to kingdom hingdom!" "SSSSHHHH!!!" "We're off--[[Film/TheWizardOfOz to see the wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of]]--" "Oz!"
** Little Red recalls killing ''three thousand wolves''.
** The main characters' discussion with the Witch, during which, Little Red says unintelligible stuff and everyone keeps mentioning of a boy (repeatedly) which culminates to...
---> '''Jingle:''' ''♫ Big Boy™... we borrowed your [[UsefulNotes/NintendoDS DS]] from your mother! ♫''
*** The nonsense that ensues after the conversation, including the Baker's wife saying "What?" which makes it the third time someone says "What?" (since the Narrator said it twice).
** The Witch's IncrediblyLongNote.
---> '''Baker:''' ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere this!]]\\
'''Cinderella:''' Maybe I shouldn't have attended the [[CallBack fef.]]
** The Baker's DeadPersonConversation with his father. That is all.
---> '''Baker:''' ''♫ No ♫'' (crowd applauses)
** The Baker's plan to kill the Giant?
--->'''Baker:''' We must smear the [[CensoredForComedy ___ch]]!
** "Jaj... [[YourMom Your mother]]." (laughter followed by applause) "Woodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoods, woods! Woods! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!"
** TheStinger:
--->'''VO:''' And now, back to our messages!\\
(long period of awkward silence followed by dramatic breathing)\\
'''Cinderella:''' The Giant went in that direction.\\
'''Cinderella's Prince:''' Thank you. ''*leaves*''\\
''(audience laughs before applauding)''
