History Funny / DOOM

1st Oct '17 11:12:56 AM Miracle@StOlaf
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* The manuals for both games have some amusing stuff in them, but this line from the description of the Arachnotron is a prime bit of snark:
-->"It seems unfair somehow that you're not the only one in Hell with a plasma gun."
1st Oct '17 9:46:30 AM CodyDBuni
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* Too scared to play ''Ghouls Forest 3''? Don't worry, we have a rather [[AffectionateParody amusing parody]] of it known as ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mzZ0wi9UHc Gool's Forest 3]]''. This mod replaces all the enemies with sitcom characters such as [[Series/{{Scrubs}} Elliot Reid]] (Replaces Jitterskull and shouts "Hey, slut!" while moving) and [[Series/{{TheOffice}} Dwight Schrute]] (Replaces Yurei, with the disturbing popups replaced to pump some [[NightmareRetardant Nightmare Retardant Fuel]]). What's rather amusing is that the [[DroneOfDread creepy ambient]] is replaced with VideoGame/LuigisMansion soundtrack!
** Also, the parody's concept is so good that even [=CutmanMike=], the creator of the original mod himself [[ApprovalOfGod admitted that he actually enjoyed it]]!
27th Sep '17 5:39:59 PM AgentS7
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** Over twenty years down the line, a review like that turned from missing the point to being surreally, amusingly prescient. [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} There are now games where you can talk to the monsters.]] [[VideoGame/{{Stellaris}} Or form alliances.]] [[VideoGame/MassEffect Quite a few,]] [[VideoGame/DeusEx actually.]]
2nd Sep '17 9:10:20 PM rwe1138
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--> "The introduction of "jump" and "duck" controls in source ports such as ZDoom and Skulltag , although not canon, seem to quash the widespread [[WildMassGuessing rumours]] of the 1990s that the Doom marine was a paraplegic transporting himself by a [[CrazyAwesome rocket powered wheelchair.]]"

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--> "The introduction of "jump" and "duck" controls in source ports such as ZDoom and Skulltag , Skulltag, although not canon, seem to quash the widespread [[WildMassGuessing rumours]] of the 1990s that the Doom marine was a paraplegic transporting himself by a [[CrazyAwesome rocket powered wheelchair.]]"
25th Jul '17 8:44:04 AM Spinycemb
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** A ''quadruple barreled'' hunting shotgun with an alternate fire that lets your character wield '''''four''''' of them at once. The recoil sends them soaring.



** And if you choose Social Justice Warrior difficulty, [[EasyModeMockery you get a game so trivially easy,]] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption that the game decides that you won't win no matter what.]]

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** And if you choose Social Justice Skeleton Warrior difficulty, [[EasyModeMockery you get a game so trivially easy,]] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption that the game decides that you won't win no matter what.]]
31st May '17 2:23:54 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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!!The Film
* During the first-person sequence, Reaper takes a blind corner and comes face to face with a possessed researcher who starts to gloat with an EvilLaugh. Reaper puts the muzzle of his weapon under the guy's chin and calmly blows his face off in mid-laugh before moving along.
21st Apr '17 10:05:02 AM ACW
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!!Doom 3
* In Doom 3, after you get your PDA from the receptionist, stick around and read the report he's typing on his computer. He'll eventually add a supplemental section complaining about your rudeness and how you were reading everything he typed.
* Near the end of Doom 3, long after the forces of Hell have entrenched themselves on Mars, you find a terminal with a document for you to download. The document in question? [[BreadEggsMilkSquick A helpful guide one of the demons wrote on how to preform a ritual sacrifice]].

!!Doom (2016)
* During the E3 presentation of the 4th game, Doomguy comes across a palm-reader he doesn't have clearance for. He tracks down the corpse of someone who did have clearance, casually tears off his (remaining) arm and uses that to clear the way.
* Doomguy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZGjA0O-PsI fist bumps a Space Marine bobblehead.]]
** The Space Marine bobbleheads in general, since [[SoundtrackDissonance they play a cheerful chiptune version of "At Doom's Gate"]] when collected, and the SuperDeformed forms of the bobbleheads [[{{Bathos}} look pretty damn ridiculous]] considering the more realistic looks of Doom 2016.
** Especially in the credits where you see the Space Marine bobblehead face against a Pinky.
* Doom Marine's antics in general.
** In the Argent Tower, Doomguy has to remove the filters that turn Hell energy into the safe(r) Argent energy. Hayden tells him to carefully remove the filter, and for a second, Doomguy seems to be about to do so. Then he just stomps the damn thing to break it. Hayden bitches each time he does this to a filter.
** Punching the weapon mod drones. [[UngratefulBastard Really Doomguy]]?
*** Apparently, it's because Doomguy would usually have to pay credits to get the equipment. Doomguy has no credits, ergo punch to dislodge.
** During the prologue, Doomguy gets two calls from [[MissionControl Dr. Samuel Hayden]], [[CardCarryingVillain who all but outright states he's responsible for the demons being on Mars]] [[WellIntentionedExtremist while trying to claim it's for "the greater good"]]. [[ShutUpHannibal Doomguy shuts up Hayden both times]] [[TalkToTheFist by smashing the screens Hayden is calling him on]].
* Dying horribly by burning and melting to death in molten steel? Bad. [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay Doomguy giving the thumbs-up as he's finished off by the horrific burning death? Hilarious.]]

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!!Doom 3
* In Doom 3, after you get your PDA from the receptionist, stick around and read the report he's typing on his computer. He'll eventually add a supplemental section complaining about your rudeness and how you were reading everything he typed.
* Near the end of Doom 3, long after the forces of Hell have entrenched themselves on Mars, you find a terminal with a document for you to download. The document in question? [[BreadEggsMilkSquick A helpful guide one of the demons wrote on how to preform a ritual sacrifice]].

!!Doom (2016)
* During the E3 presentation of the 4th game, Doomguy comes across a palm-reader he doesn't have clearance for. He tracks down the corpse of someone who did have clearance, casually tears off his (remaining) arm and uses that to clear the way.
* Doomguy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZGjA0O-PsI fist bumps a Space Marine bobblehead.]]
** The Space Marine bobbleheads in general, since [[SoundtrackDissonance they play a cheerful chiptune version of "At Doom's Gate"]] when collected, and the SuperDeformed forms of the bobbleheads [[{{Bathos}} look pretty damn ridiculous]] considering the more realistic looks of Doom 2016.
** Especially in the credits where you see the Space Marine bobblehead face against a Pinky.
* Doom Marine's antics in general.
** In the Argent Tower, Doomguy has to remove the filters that turn Hell energy into the safe(r) Argent energy. Hayden tells him to carefully remove the filter, and for a second, Doomguy seems to be about to do so. Then he just stomps the damn thing to break it. Hayden bitches each time he does this to a filter.
** Punching the weapon mod drones. [[UngratefulBastard Really Doomguy]]?
*** Apparently, it's because Doomguy would usually have to pay credits to get the equipment. Doomguy has no credits, ergo punch to dislodge.
** During the prologue, Doomguy gets two calls from [[MissionControl Dr. Samuel Hayden]], [[CardCarryingVillain who all but outright states he's responsible for the demons being on Mars]] [[WellIntentionedExtremist while trying to claim it's for "the greater good"]]. [[ShutUpHannibal Doomguy shuts up Hayden both times]] [[TalkToTheFist by smashing the screens Hayden is calling him on]].
* Dying horribly by burning and melting to death in molten steel? Bad. [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay Doomguy giving the thumbs-up as he's finished off by the horrific burning death? Hilarious.]]
!!Funny/{{Doom 3}}


!!Funny/{{Doom 2016}}
27th Jan '17 6:41:14 PM dlchen145
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* The DOOM Wiki's page on the Doomguy has this little Gem:

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* The DOOM Wiki's page on the Doomguy has had this little Gem:
7th Dec '16 9:37:31 PM awesomedude17
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** And if you choose Social Justice Warrior difficulty, [[EasyModeMockery you get a game so trivially easy,]] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption that the game decides that you won win not matter what.]]

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** And if you choose Social Justice Warrior difficulty, [[EasyModeMockery you get a game so trivially easy,]] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption that the game decides that you won won't win not no matter what.]]
6th Dec '16 12:29:06 PM awesomedude17
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* If you thought that /pol/.wad was controversial, we also have [[https://mega.nz/#!C8twCZyb!yfDzaYu9NafZVCl982Y-D66k-873MmIfrt0sU0HnerQ Trump]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8QSJ1shO8 Doom]] which features Creator/DonaldTrump as main character, but not as a VillainProtagonist, but rather, a HeroProtagonist, where you have to fight Bernie Sanders, and yes, UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton, bacause they let aliens to invade earth with their help, and now donald have to stop them before is too late. In your way you will encounter peculiar enemies, like bernie soldiers(which are reskins from the [[VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D SS Soldiers]]) or black imps, even the normal imps are redisigned, [[CrossesTheLineTwice AS ILLEGAL MEXICANS!]]. The CrowningMomentOfFunny can be the weapon of the trump glove which every time you fire he says "[[CatchPhrase YOU'RE FIRED]]"

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* If you thought that /pol/.wad was controversial, we also have [[https://mega.nz/#!C8twCZyb!yfDzaYu9NafZVCl982Y-D66k-873MmIfrt0sU0HnerQ Trump]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR8QSJ1shO8 Doom]] which features Creator/DonaldTrump as main character, but not as a VillainProtagonist, but rather, a HeroProtagonist, where you have to fight Bernie Sanders, and yes, UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton, bacause they let aliens to invade earth with their help, and now donald Donald have to stop them before is too late. In your way you will encounter peculiar enemies, like bernie Bernie soldiers(which are reskins from the [[VideoGame/Wolfenstein3D SS Soldiers]]) or black imps, even the normal imps are redisigned, [[CrossesTheLineTwice AS ILLEGAL MEXICANS!]]. The CrowningMomentOfFunny can be the weapon of the trump glove which every time you fire he says "[[CatchPhrase YOU'RE FIRED]]"FIRED]]"
** And if you choose Social Justice Warrior difficulty, [[EasyModeMockery you get a game so trivially easy,]] [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption that the game decides that you won win not matter what.]]
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