History Funny / DARKWINGDUCK

* "[[Recap/DarkwingDuckS1E48LikeInBlunt Like in Blunt]]": Derek Blunt has just drawn a circle around the island of Phineas Sharp. D.W. is so shocked he can only say "You drew on my map" in a voice so deadpan and disbelieving.

'''Gosalyn''': Well, in the Umpire of Vampire Empire, the vampire wouldn't ''burn'' when they set fire to him.\\

'''Moe (lighting a match):''' Zack, ''get the diesel fuel.''

** Darkwing having to get pass a guard dog, an alligator-filled moat, and a ''desert'' while switching between his civilian and superhero identities.

-->'''Darkwing Duck:''' I caught that hateful, underhanded [[LargeHam ham]], Tuskernini, robbing a bank.
-->'''Tuskernini:''' Objection, your honor! [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I am not a ham!]]
-->'''Judge:''' Darkwing Duck, do you have any evidence?
-->'''Darkwing Duck:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint These reviews of his performance in "Son of Macbeth."]]
-->'''Judge:''' I mean the bank robbery!

-->'''Gosalyn''': Math. No sweat. I've got multiple choice down to a fine art. (Fills out every question with the same answer) A masterpiece! History. "Discuss the president you admire most and why". George Washington, because he invented the dollar bill. That's history. Science. "Prepare a simple compound." Piece of cake! (Bakes a chocolate cake) Chocolate fudge! Homework's done.

'''Negaduck I''': Ground you? Oh, I'll ''ground you'' alright! [[DisproportionateRetribution Into HAMBURGER]]! You'll spend the rest of your life paying for this!

'''Gosalyn''': I'm glad you came to your sense. Now will you ground me?\\

-->'''Moloculo MacCawber:''' You know I don't approve of ''normals'' in my household, Morgana!\\

** "[[WeaksauceWeakness It's not]] ''[[SdrawkcabName potato]]'' [[SdrawkcabName backwards]] -- it's ''[[ExactWords potato backwards]]''!"

'''Negaduck I''': I'll handle them! Let me get my shotgun...

--->'''Gosalyn''': It's the Muddlefoots!
--->'''Negaduck I''': Oh great. Let me get my shotgun...

** After the Liquidator turns all of St. Canard's tap water into hard water, Darkwing and Launchpad end up landing in the still-normal bay, prompting Darkwing to taunt Liquidator with this: "We can drink the baa-ay! Nya, nya!" Liquidator then retaliates by hardening the bay as well ("Oh no, you can't!")

** After the Liquidator turns all of St. Canard's tap water into hard water, Darkwing and Launchpad end up landing in the still-normal bay, prompting Darkwing to taunt Liquidator with this: "We can drink the baa-ay! Nya, nya!"

-->'''Darkwing''': What does that mean?
-->'''Gosalyn''': It means, "You have passed the tests, therefore, you're free to go."
-->''(fade to them tied up and standing at spear point on the volcano's edge)''
-->'''Honker''': Or, "You have passed the tests, therefore, you are worthy of being [[AppeaseTheVolcanoGod thrown into the volcano]]."
-->'''Darkwing''': Remind me to thank you properly for helping daddy pass those tests, ''dear''.

-->'''J. Gander Hooter:''' Who-what-eh... two Darkwings?!
-->'''Darkwing and Negaduck:''' (in unison) Don't you believe it, J. Gander?! This fiend is my archnemesis, Negaduck! ...Oh no, you don't! You're the lecherous liar known as Negaduck! ...I beg to differ! ''You're'' the erroneous executor of evil known as Negaduck! ...OOOOH!! Would you cut that out?!

* At least half of DW's [[http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck#.22I_am_the....22 intro lines]].

-->'''Moloculo MacCawber:''' You know I don't approve of ''normals'' in my house, Morgana!\\

-->'''Moloculo MacCawber:''' You know I don't allow ''normals'' in my house!\\

* This exchange from "Life, the Negaverse, and Everything".

* "Night of the Living Spud":

* "Just Us Justice Ducks":

* While "Time & Punishment" is [[BadFuture one of the darkest episodes]], it was funny to see Darkwarrior's PapaWolf instincts cranked up so high that the outfit he gave Gosalyn to wear as his sidekick [[SafetyWorst prevents her from moving at all]].

* From "Getting Antsy": When Drake attempts to get some sleep in the afternoon, Gosalyn prepares to drive a golf ball off of his bill whilst he rests. He then reveals he is still awake and utters this legendary line: "Have I ever told you the story of the little girl, the golf club and [[DisproportionateRetribution the firing squad]]?"

* "Dry Hard":

* "Clash Reunion":

* All of Galvanized [=PosiDuck=]'s lines. Don't forget to floss!

* When Taurus Bulba, now a super-cyborg, grabs Darkwing with some nasty intentions, the hero ''kisses'' him, causing the villain to let him go and frantically rub his lips in disgust. May also double as Awesome.

* Megavolt acting like the negatron Negaduck is his son in "Negaduck".

* This exchange from "Trading Faces", the episode where Gosalyn and Honker switch brains with Darkwing and Launchpad.

* "Mutantcy on the Bouncy":

* The ending to the video game, while short and pointless, gives us a perfect DW moment. He's riding down the street on the Ratcatcher, with dramatic, Mega Man X-ish music playing in the background. Then he hits a rock, which stops the Ratcatcher dead, and launches D.W. into the air. The game pauses as he's silhouetted against the moon, and the theme plays.

* At least half of his [[http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Darkwing_Duck#.22I_am_the....22 intro lines]].

'''Stegmutt''': ''(Grabs Darkwing and starts smacking him against the ground)'' [[AmusingInjuries Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing]]!\\

** The angrily shouted "I don't need no stinking pinckney phlange!"

* From "All's Fahrenheit in Love and War":