History Funny / CastleInTheSky

** "Stand back! He'll pop ''your'' buttons!" (Cut from the 2010 DVD release)

** "Ladies and gentlemen, keep your eyes on the button! And one, and two, and -"
** "Take that, you landlubber!" *punch* "He took it."

* In one scene of ad-libbed dialogue, Sheeta attempts to talk like a pirate — "Harr, matey! Shiver me timbers!" Dola deadpans in response, "Keep practicin'." (This exchange is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)

* "I need someone who's ''mechanically'' minded, not some half-baked swashbucklin' Casanova wanna-be!" (Again, removed from the 2010 DVD release.)
* "''All'' good pirates listen to their Mom!" "That is ''so'' true, huh?" (The latter line is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)

** "Leave it to my little idiots to start a riot!" (This line is cut from the 2010 DVD release.)

* "My poor little ship is gone forever! Boo hoo hoo!" "Stop with the cryin', ya big baby! I'll get ya ''another'' ship!" [stops crying] "Okay." (The "OK" line is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)
* In the Disney dub, Muska bitching about the plants and roots growing in the chamber where the main crystal is stored. ("Nothing but tree stumps and VINES! Stupid, ugly, dirty, disgusting things!") Seriously, Creator/MarkHamill's delivery is just priceless. (This line, too, was cut from the 2010 DVD release.)

--> '''Dola''': We'll all find her! And call me Captain!

** "Stand back! He'll pop ''your'' buttons!"

* When Pazu gets to his boss and informs him that pirates are after them, his boss's daughter quickly exclaims, "Pirates? I wanna see, I wanna see!"

* In one scene of ad-libbed dialogue, Sheeta attempts to talk like a pirate — "Harr, matey! Shiver me timbers!") Dola deadpans in response, "Keep practicin'." (This exchange is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)

* "My poor little ship is gone forever! Boo hoo hoo!" "Stop with the cryin', ya big baby! I'll get ya ''another'' ship!" [stops crying] "Okay."

* After Pazu and Sheeta are accepted onto ''Tiger Moth'', as a mechanic and a cook respectively, Dola's boys begin requesting the latter for food, until Dola finally shuts them up, grudgingly admitting to her new "recruits," "Ah, what can I tell ya? They just really like dessert."

* In the Disney dub, Muska bitching about the plants and roots growing in the chamber where the main crystal is stored. Seriously, Creator/MarkHamill's delivery is just priceless. (This line, too, was cut from the 2010 DVD release.)
** "Nothing but tree stumps and VINES! Stupid, ugly, dirty, disgusting things!"

* In the Disney dub, Muska bitching about the plants and roots growing in the chamber where the main crystal is stored. Seriously, Creator/MarkHamill's delivery is just priceless.

* "My poor little ship is gone forever! Boo hoo hoo!" "Stop with the cryin', ya big baby! I'll get ya ''another'' ship!" [stops crying] "Okay."

'''Charles''': Oh. Hello.

* Louie asks Sheeta if he can help her in the kitchen, trying to get into her good graces. But then he sees another crew member has beaten him to it. Then Charles comes in. And then we cut to ''all'' of them crowded into the kitchen, the latest arrival horrified that he was the last to think of it.

** "Stand back! He'll pop YOUR buttons!"
** "He said Mom was ugly, now GO get him!"

* "Leave it to my little idiots to start a riot!" (This line is cut from the 2010 DVD release.)

* "ALL good pirates listen to their Mom!" "That is ''so'' true, huh?" (The latter line is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)

* After Muska reminds him that ''he'' is in charge of him, the General growls a disgruntled, "Blast! I really hate that man!"

* One of the pirates asks Sheeta if he can help her in the kitchen, trying to get into her good graces. But then he sees another crew member has beaten him to it. Then a third comes in. And then we cut to ''all'' of them crowded into the kitchen, the latest arrival horrified that he was the last to think of it.

--> '''Pirate''': (''enters room, holding a flower'') I'm in LOVE with you- (''sees the others already there'') Oh. Hello.

* One of the pirates asks Sheeta if he can help her in the kitchen, trying to get into her good graces. But then he sees another crew member has beaten him to it. Then a third comes in. And then we cut to ''all'' of them crowded into the kitchen, the latest arrival horrified that he was the last to think of it.

* When Pazu gets to his boss and informs him that pirates are after them, his boss's son[[AmbiguousGender (?)]] quickly exclaims, "Pirates? I wanna see, I wanna see!"

* Henri's cheering of Charles during the latter's fistfight with Pazu's boss is interrupted by a villager's HeyYouHaymaker, triggering an all-out brawl.

** And when she's rescuing the pirates from the town, Dola gives a deadpan "So, I take it you boys weren't very popular." Keep in mind that this is while they have a mob chasing them, and people throwing things at them from windows.

* "I need someone who's ''mechanically'' minded, not some half-baked swashbucklin' cassanova wanna-be!" (Again, removed from the 2010 DVD release.)

* In one scene of ad-libbed dialogue, Sheeta attempts to talk like a pirate — "Harr, matey! Shiver me timbers!") Dola deadpans in response, "Keep practisin'." (This exchange is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)

* The pirates may all be badasses with big guns, but they'd ''never'' disrespect there mother.

* The pirates may all be badassses with big guns, but they'd ''never'' disrespect there mother.

* "Well, ya can't be a sensitive woman like me without learnin' a few things; Sheeta and I are exactly alike, all warm and mushy and sensitive! **belch** Now, so when you boys get married, you go find a gal like her!" "Huh? She's gonna end up... like Mama? Good question."

* "ALL good pirates listen to their Mom!" "That is SO true, huh?" (The latter line is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)

* After Muska reminds him that ''he'' is in charge of him, the General growls a disgruntled, "Blast! I really hate that man!"

* After Pazu and Sheeta are accepted onto ''Tiger Moth'', Dola's boys begin requesting the latter for food, until Dola finally shuts them up, grudgingly admitting to her new "recruits," "Ah, what can I tell ya? They just really like dessert."

* After Muska reminds him that ''he'' is in charge of him, the General growls a disgruntled, "Blast! I really hate that man!" (This is JimCummings' memorable one-liner for his role.)

* "One for all and all for Mom!"

* "He said Mom was ugly, now GO get him!"

* YourMileageMayVary, but ThisTroper thinks the added-in scene where Sheeta attempts to talk like a pirate is a hoot, especially Dola's unimpressed reaction, "Keep practisin'." (This exchange is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)
* Actually, any of Dola's boys' exchanges can qualify, although again, YourMileageMayVary.

* After Pazu and Sheeta are accepted onto ''TigerMoth'', Dola's boys begin requesting the latter for food, until Dola finally shuts them up, grudgingly admitting to her new "recruits," "Ah, what can I tell ya? They just really like dessert."

* YMMV, but ThisTroper thinks the added-in scene where Sheeta attempts to talk like a pirate is a hoot, especially Dola's unimpressed reaction, "Keep practisin'." (This exchange is removed from the 2010 DVD release.)
* Actually, any of Dola's boys' exchanges can qualify, although again, YMMV.

--> '''Pirates''': Yes, Mom!