History Funny / CampCamp

-->'''Nurf:''' Oh, so we're doing the whole [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian Freudian]] thing now? Everyone wants to fuck their own mom, get over it!

* Nikki finds some pogs and excitedly begins to play with them. Her enthusiasm dies in seconds as she wonders [[TakeThat why people found them fun]].

* A rich man sees David on the street, and says "Is that homeless [[TheTwink twink]] looking at me?"

* A rich man sees David on the street, and says "Is that homeless twink looking at me?"

--->'''Preston:''' Petrol is the perfect narrator! He says so much, with so little!

** Snake sees himself as a grizzled war veteran (with more muscles and a five o'clock shadow), with the other three being green recruits following him.

* Each of the Wood Scouts are {{Unreliable Narrator}}s with their own storytelling quirks.

* Quartermaster is revealed to be the father of the fish monster, apparently raising him after some encounter he had with his mother, a normal fish. Gwen doesn't give a shit and reaffirms her love for Gragle, kissing him... causing him to transform into a gorgeous human who she immediately dumps because of her affinity for the ParanormalRomance.

* Quartermaster is revealed to be the father of the fish monster, apparently raising him after some encounter he had with his mother, a normal fish. Gwen doesn't give a shit and reaffirms her love for Gragle, kissing him... causing him to transform into a gorgeous human who she immediately dumps.

* Neil is turned on by Erin's [[SophisticatedAsHell high vocabulary diss at him.]]

* In case you thought "Super Guantanamo" was some sort of horrific HellholePrison, turns out that Campbell is being held in the minimum-security wing, with such [[SarcasmMode awful]] tortures such as an unstructured time schedule and guards who gently tell you how much you've disappointed them. Campbell finds this even [[FauxHorrific more horrific]] than torture and beatings.

* Almost all of the interactions between Nurf and Kim–sorry, Brian.

-->'''Nurf:''' Look at her! She's suddenly terrified of her own mortality! Just like I was during my recent mid-life crisis. What was I thinking? ''[pulls out Space Kid still wearing his cardboard car with flame decals on his helmet]'' This sports car was never gonna make me happy.

** Nikki dancing along to "And no, that's ''not'' hyperbole!"

'''Lt. Stuart Houston:''' I know! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He just loves art! I don't get it, either!]] It's just so embarrassing.\\

* When the Quartermaster tells Cameron Campbell that he can't use any technology on their hike, Cameron claims he's never used technology for any of his adventures. Except for that time in Burma... and Botswana... and Nicaragua... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and]] [[TakeThat Detroit]].

* Cameron Campbell shows himself to be a perfect example of a [[Series/ParksAndRecreation Ron Swanson]]-style manly-man, who blames "video games, the Internet, and the Affordable Care Act" on why kids don't like going to summer camp any more.

* Gwen's despair when an IdenticalStranger of David shows up and the two guys hit it off makes her previous cheer.

-->'''David:''' ''[Singing]'' Just know, I’m...
-->'''Daniel:''' ''[Singing]'' So watch as I identify...
-->'''David:''' ''[Singing]'' Better thaaaan...
-->'''Daniel:''' ''[Singing]'' The skill to show I qualify. Like keeping up this camp charade and tricking kids to drink Kool-Aid ''[dances over to the table and takes a sip of the poisoned Kool-Aid without realizing it, then briefly pulls a knife on an oblivious Dolph]'' to sacrifice them— [[OhCrap Oh, wait... ]]

* The episode ends with Gwen telling David to fire Daniel since she's found a better counselor: [[HereWeGoAgain Jen]], Gwen's own ObviouslyEvil IdenticalStranger. She even shows off one of her fashion magazines, which she's covered with red scribbles saying things like "Make Them Pretty" and "Kill Them All!" Cue OhCrap from all the campers... except one.

** Made even funnier by how utterely ''done'' Max looks by the third time.
* "Last night, an unnamed trio..." With those words, every other camper (except Space Kid) glare at Max, Nikki, and Neil.
* David chews out the campers for breaking into Gwen's stash and stealing an [[AccidentalInnuendo adult movie.]] Gwen quickly jumps in to clarify that he means a ''grown-up'' movie.
* The reveal that David is actually Daniel is really underwhelming to Max, who was previously on the verge of believing that David had been replaced by an alien. Daniel is visibly annoyed that Max didn't treat his big reveal with more gravity.

** This proves to be the right decision when Max gets his gift and the first thing he does is try to shoot David in the eye.

* Nurf continues to shed light on his less-than-stellar childhood. Apparently, his family leaves out Christmas beers for Santa.

-->'''Max:''' So if you or someone you know is still an avid climate change denier, literally ''what the fuck is wrong with you?'' You don't even have to go to a library, just google "evidence supporting climate change" and learn something for Christ sake! Oh, and vaccinate your kids while you're at it, fucking morons!

* Max fires a warning shot at David and Daniel with a crossbow and announces, "Freeze! I sorta know how to use this!"

* Gwen sticking the Quartermaster's HookHand in the back of her pants, hidden by her shirt. When the deception is revealed, Harrison questions why she would put it in there.

* Gwen sticking the Quartermaster's HookHand in the back of her pants, hidden by her shirt. When the deception is revealed, Harrison questions why on Earth she would put it there.

* Nikki's EstablishingCharacterMoment comes by ''biting David's hand'' with all the ferocity of a bulldog, before claiming that it was to "assert dominance."

* Gwen sticking the Quartermaster's HookHand in the back of her pants, hidden by her shirt. When the deception is revealed, Preston questions why on Earth she would put it there.

'''Gwen:''' Nikki! Don't touch that! ''(Snatches it)'' You don't know where it's been!