History Funny / CMPunk

23rd Jan '16 8:34:57 PM nombretomado
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'''CM Punk''': [[StraightEdge What?]]\\
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'''CM Punk''': [[StraightEdge [[UsefulNotes/StraightEdge What?]]\\
23rd Aug '15 9:57:49 PM IndirectActiveTransport
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* A small FunnyBackgroundEvent in the 2008 Royal Rumble: when the Rumble 'stops' during the mid-match brawl between legendary rivals Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Punk can be seen BEAMING in the background, watching two of his childhood icons (Piper being named by Punk as one of the reasons he even got into pro-wrestling) duke it out. JohnMorrison notices Punk watching, bends down to watch with Punk... and promptly kicks him in the stomach, essentially re-starting the action for everyone.
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* A small FunnyBackgroundEvent in the 2008 Royal Rumble: when the Rumble 'stops' during the mid-match brawl between legendary rivals [[Wrestling/JimmySnuka Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka Snuka]] and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Wrestling/RoddyPiper, Punk can be seen BEAMING in the background, watching two of his childhood icons (Piper being named by Punk as one of the reasons he even got into pro-wrestling) duke it out. JohnMorrison out.Wrestling/JohnMorrison notices Punk watching, bends down to watch with Punk... and promptly kicks him in the stomach, essentially re-starting the action for everyone.

* TheMiz tries to force a humiliating LieDetector test on Punk. While Punk rants to Miz just how stupid it is, Miz tries to take the piss out of Punk's reaction. And fails... -->'''TheMiz''': ''(dismissively)'' Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word you were saying. I wasn't paying attention, I apologize.\\ '''CMPunk''': Yeah, you didn't pay attention [[TakeThat during wrestling school either, jerk]]!\\
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* TheMiz Wrestling/TheMiz tries to force a humiliating LieDetector test on Punk. While Punk rants to Miz just how stupid it is, Miz tries to take the piss out of Punk's reaction. And fails... -->'''TheMiz''': -->'''The Miz''': ''(dismissively)'' Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word you were saying. I wasn't paying attention, I apologize.\\ '''CMPunk''': '''CM Punk''': Yeah, you didn't pay attention [[TakeThat during wrestling school either, jerk]]!\\
3rd Aug '15 2:49:42 PM stormofhale
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* A small FunnyBackgroundEvent in the 2008 Royal Rumble: when the Rumble 'stops' during the mid-match brawl between legendary rivals Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Punk can be seen BEAMING in the background, watching two of his childhood icons (Piper being named by Punk as one of the reasons he even got into pro-wrestling) duke it out. JohnMorrison notices Punk watching, bends down to watch with Punk... and promptly kicks him in the stomach, essentially re-starting the action for everyone.
18th Dec '14 5:23:41 PM Snipertoaster
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDlcn8mY5c&NR=1 "He's not a chicken, you're a turkey!"]] (It's at around 3:25.) How can a reference to a 90s PSA be so funny?
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDlcn8mY5c&NR=1 [[http://youtu.be/yyDlcn8mY5c?t=2m47s "He's not a chicken, you're a turkey!"]] (It's at around 3:25.) How can a reference to a 90s PSA be so funny?
30th Sep '14 11:18:44 PM ultimomant
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** A few minutes later, Cena copies Punk's finishing sequence, and Punk bails on the match, hypocritically saying copying people's moves is uncool.
24th Jul '14 4:36:02 PM Kitch
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* "...[[OverlyLongGag and bitching]]..."
24th Jul '14 4:35:00 PM Kitch
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* "...because unlike you, I don't waste all these people's time [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxDsWRzc734 "bitching, and moaning, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching..."]] Poor, poor Wrestling/{{Christian}}.
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* "...because unlike you, I don't waste all these people's time [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxDsWRzc734 "bitching, bitching, and moaning, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching..."]] Poor, poor Wrestling/{{Christian}}.
24th Jul '14 4:34:40 PM Kitch
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---> '''CM Punk: Hey Wrestling/ColtCabana, how ya doing?''' ---> '''[[LampshadeHanging Whoops]], I'm BreakingTheFourthWall!'''
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---> --> '''CM Punk: Hey Wrestling/ColtCabana, how ya doing?''' ---> doing?'''\\ '''[[LampshadeHanging Whoops]], I'm BreakingTheFourthWall!'''

---> '''CM Punk''': Why don't you have [[Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon Stephanie [=McMahon=]]] give me a call? I'm sure she's got my number!"
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---> --> '''CM Punk''': Why don't you have [[Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon Stephanie [=McMahon=]]] give me a call? I'm sure she's got my number!"

--->'''CM Punk''': How's fantasy land? ---> '''Triple H''': How's the unemployment line? ---> '''Crowd''': ''Oooohhhhh''..
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--->'''CM Punk''': How's fantasy land? ---> land?\\ '''Triple H''': How's the unemployment line? ---> line?\\ '''Crowd''': ''Oooohhhhh''..

---> '''CM Punk''': [[InsistentTerminology It's not a belt]], [[BitingTheHandHumor its a championship title!!]] It's not a belt. It's not a strap. It's not a trophy. You can't even lift it up!! It weighs more than you do!
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---> --> '''CM Punk''': [[InsistentTerminology It's not a belt]], [[BitingTheHandHumor its a championship title!!]] It's not a belt. It's not a strap. It's not a trophy. You can't even lift it up!! It weighs more than you do!

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxDsWRzc734 "And bitching, and bitching, and bitching..."]] Poor, poor Wrestling/{{Christian}}.
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* "...because unlike you, I don't waste all these people's time [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxDsWRzc734 "And "bitching, and moaning, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching..."]] Poor, poor Wrestling/{{Christian}}.

--->'''Triple H''': And... [[ItMakesSenseInContext foxhole buddy]]... I got a whole table over there lined up with headphones and pipe bombs just waitin' for ya with your name on it. ({{beat}}) And if you want... You can go over there and say anything you feel like.\\
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--->'''Triple -->'''Triple H''': And... [[ItMakesSenseInContext foxhole buddy]]... I got a whole table over there lined up with headphones and pipe bombs just waitin' for ya with your name on it. ({{beat}}) And if you want... You can go over there and say anything you feel like.\\

-->'''Steve Austin''': You want a beer? -->'''CM Punk''': [[MythologyGag What?]]\\
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-->'''Steve Austin''': You want a beer? -->'''CM beer?\\ '''CM Punk''': [[MythologyGag What?]]\\

---> * The commercial ends with a shot of [=CM=] Punk standing in the middle of a rocky desert, wearing his ring gear, holding the [=WWE=] championship belt and a suitcase, looking around at a herd of goats and alpacas * -->'''CM Punk''': Does anybody know where the arena is? --->* Goat bleats in response * --> And if you've watched WWE long enough to know [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson which WWE star is]] [[AnimalMotifs associated with goats]], that makes this (maybe unintentionally... but maybe not) several times ''more'' hilarious.
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---> * ** The commercial ends with a shot of [=CM=] Punk standing in the middle of a rocky desert, wearing his ring gear, holding the [=WWE=] championship belt and a suitcase, looking around at a herd of goats and alpacas * -->'''CM alpacas. --->'''CM Punk''': Does anybody know where the arena is? --->* Goat is?\\ (Goat bleats in response * --> response) *** And if you've watched WWE long enough to know [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson which WWE star is]] [[AnimalMotifs associated with goats]], that makes this (maybe unintentionally... but maybe not) several times ''more'' hilarious.

--> [[PopularityPower "LOOK AT ME!!"]] --> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I owe all the success in the world to my facial hair."]]
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--> [[PopularityPower -->[[PopularityPower "LOOK AT ME!!"]] --> ME!!"]]\\ [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I owe all the success in the world to my facial hair."]]
23rd Jul '14 10:27:56 AM Kitch
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--->'''Punk:''' Your friend, Kevin Nash, runs through the--well, slowly...briskly--runs through the crowd and jumps me and screws me not once, but twice.
23rd Jul '14 10:24:32 AM Kitch
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** Earlier in the promo, Punk again took a shot at Kevin Nash's aging knees. Even Triple H couldn't help but crack a smile.
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