History Funny / ButReallyReallyFast

* The aptly-named "Column Fellows" exiting their column, with Column Fellow #1[[note]]aka Wamuu[[/note]] expressing his disappointment with the world and Column Fellow #2[[note]]aka Esidisi[[/note]] spazzing out while playing the trumpet.

* When Withered Bonnie sees through the player's disguise on Night 5, the player reaches his RageBreakingPoint and starts screaming at all the deadly machines. It is glorious, and probably something ''many'' players have started screaming at their screens once or twice.

** Rohan throughout the video acts as the biggest thorn in Giorno's side. As a veteran manga author, he starts poking holes in the broken logic of King Crimson almost from the start of the video. At several points, his rudeness, ability to find plot holes, and impossible-to-answer questions pisses Giorno off enough that he threatens to throw Rohan out.

** The major point being why the plan was supposed to be on-foot: Almost ''none'' of DIO's henchmen would be able to use their Stands while airborne or to reach the plane; Hol Horse's bullets wouldn't be able to reach it in time, no one is strong enough to toss Anubis straight at it, Midler would've had to plant her Stand in the plane before it took off, Boingo is only able to predict that [[Main/{{Foreshadowing}} someone will die in a quirky and non-specific way]], Dan, Nena and Mariah wouldn't be able to get close, Imposter Captain Tennille, ZZ and Alessi's Stands are things that cannot be used in the sky, N'Doul would'nt be able to use Geb through several tiny droplets of water, and even Pet Shop wouldn't be able to withstand the velocity.

** J.Geil seems to be the one [[HopeSpot who can make it to the plane as long as theres reflective properties on it]]...only for Polnareff to kill him right then and there.

* After Koichi is tricked into turning around in the Bad Alleyway, Rohan promptly saves him by writing "Doesn't Count" into him with Heaven's Door before [[TakeThat slapping him and calling him an idiot]].

'''Giorno:''' Alright hold on I'll do- [Climbs the vines holding Ciocolatta's helicopter in place, only for Green Day to punch him away] UEHGH [Makes some more vines] I'll just- [New vines rot away immediately] AHH [Flip kicks a piece of the rotted vine which bounces off of the rotor and takes out Ciocolatta] There, that worked.\\

** The major point being why the plan was supposed to be on-foot: Almost ''none'' of DIO's henchmen would be able to use their Stands while airborne or to reach the plane; Hol Horse's bullets wouldn't be able to reach it in time, no one is strong enough to toss Anubis straight at it, Midler would've had to plant her Stand in the plane before it took off, Boingo is only able to predict that [[Main/{{Foreshadowing}} someone will die in a quirky and non-specific way]], Dan, Nena and Mariah wouldn't be able to get close, Imposter Captain Tennille, ZZ and Alessi's Stands are things that cannot be used in the sky, and even Pet Shop wouldn't be able to withstand the velocity.

* In Jonathan Joestar's and dio's introductions, there are tidbits of information displayed next to them.

** When dio decides to [[KickTheDog kick Jonathan's dog Danny]], [[GroinAttack he aims for the nuts]], causing Danny to have BlankWhiteEyes as he falls. Also, dio yells ''[[GratuitousJapanese "MUDA!"]]'' as he does so.

* dio puts on the Stone Mask to change himself into a vampire... only for him to yell incoherent gibberish as he does so. The subtitles make it even funnier, reading ''"HUEHHGHHEGHHERHHGHGHHRHGGHRGHGH"''.
** Not long after, Jonathan decides to end the vampire dio.

* Jonathan's continued exasperation at not being able to fight dio, all because there are new obstacles on the way, or other people wanting their share of killing dio. Take this, for example:

'''Slow Kick Guy[[note]]aka Dire[[/note]]:''' [While delivering a flying kick towards dio] Um- actually first, I'm going to attack you with one of my famous "slow kick" (trademark) attacks.\\

--> '''Jonathan:''' I will now attack dio with my luck pluck sword supercharged with magic sunlight. [[OverlyLongGag Overdrive Overdrive Overdrive Overdrive Overdrive Ovrddrbllrlblbllrlbl--]]
* dio calling on his EyeBeams, which prompts a FlatWhat out of Jonathan as dio's head flies backwards off of his body.

* Olimar's MotorMouth during the entire thing, really.
* All of Olimar's logs use AlternativeCalendar stardates utilizing special typographic characters. They gradually descend to become even more ridiculous as the video continues on.

* Olimar starting to take his future financial crisis into count.

** The fact that Polnareff immediately defeats both Devo and Ebony Devil within seconds of each other by means of Silver Chariot stabbing them repeatedly while making amusing pain noises, [[FunWithSubtitles captioned as]] "HHGHGHKCKKGHKCK" both times.

* Jotaro, who grows up to be a marine biologist, saying "The sea sucks, nothing ever happens in the sea."

''[[OverlyLongGag Hey this guy in front of me just so happens to be my exact size/age/body type, if I'm lucky maybe his voice is the same as mine too, although I guess I have no way of knowing without listening to and imitating his voice which I don't necessarily have the time for so I guess I'll just pray??? Oh hold on, I gotta also learn how he writes so as to not make potential family members or co-workers suspicious of my difference in hand-writing, also OH NO I hope this guy doesn't have a profession I can't imitate, that would also kinda ruin my plan unless I just resorted to killing everybody after all, which... I mean, I still might do, oh well]]''

* The strange call in Night 5 is re-contextualized as being a message from Freddy Fazbear himself. It starts off as a spoof of WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}'s usual video introduction before Freddy [[SchmuckBait encourages Mike to open the doors]] as he may or may not be getting something out of the lore if he does. He also outright ''says to Mike's face'' that he will not be giving a single straight answer, as that's what the sequels (or prequels?) are for.

* The first thing we even see is Mike ''muting phone guy''. It only gets more ridiculous from there.

* It's subtle, but Mike closes his left door before going to antagonize Freddy repeatedly at the right door by slapping him while Freddy can't make a move to respond. Listen closely: you'll hear Foxy on the other side of the going "Yar har!" followed by a muffled thud as he runs straight into the closed door, followed by a disappointed "Ow."

* Giorno dealing with Leaky Eye Luca in the most casual way imaginable after robbing Koichi blind:

** The major point being why the plan was supposed to be on-foot: Almost ''none'' of DIO's henchmen would be able to use their Stands while airborne or to reach the plane; Hol Horses bullets won't be able to reach it in time, noones strong enough to toss Anubis straight at it, Midler would've had to plant her Stand in the plane before it took off, Dan, Nena and Mariah would'nt be able to get close, ZZ and Alessi's Stands are things that cannot be used in the sky, and even Pet Shop would'nt be able to withstand the velocity.

* The video starts right out of gate with an act of TemptingFate:

'''Incidental Character Speedwagon:''' [standing in front of the unearthed stone pillar] Well, that’s not much a good look. [turns to Strazio, looking exactly the same as he did in 1890] Hey, you’ve aged well AAAAAAAAAH-

* The narrator trying to say what happened after the events of Phantom Blood.
--> '''Narrator:''' Four-[[labelnote:*]]-ty-nine years later[[/labelnote]] [[[CollapsedMidSpeech Trips over everything]]]

''[TO BE CONTINUED]''

'''Caesar:''' ''[[after Joseph grabs an icicle]]'' Don’t worry, I will help you too by connecting even more icicles because I predicted you would do that because you’re just that dumb.\\

''[[Column Fellow #3 bounces around like a pinball]]''

'''''ZA WARUDO'''''

* Joseph, Column Fellow #3[[note]]aka Kars[[/note]] and Caesar all talking over each other when the former two are racing after the stone, causing the subtitles to be pure gibberish.

[[ValuesDissonance This was written in 1989]]

-->'''Narrator:''' Holly Kujo's [[TakeThat Who Cares]]: I can't possibly explain this [[ValuesDissonance without sounding sexist]].

[And then Risotto cuts his foot off]\\

[[/folder]]

** Despite being constantly thrown off-guard with questions that he couldn’t possibly predict, [[RuleOfFunny Giorno somehow always has slides to represent the scenarios]]. Viewers have joked that Giorno being wrong or unprepared for bizzare questions is [[MindaneUtility enough to trigger GER, rewinding time so that he can answer the questions.]]

** Koichi asks the seemingly very silly question of "What if Diavolo had a spear?" that ends up being very confusing, due to trying to figure out how it would interact with the time skip. This proceeds to cause a ''three minutes long argument'' on the properties of a spear that doesn't exist. Giorno eventually ''screams at'' Koichi to stop talking about the imaginary spear, since there’s know way to determine the qualities of a spear that ''isn’t real''.

** Koichi asks the seemingly very silly question of "What if Diavolo had a spear?" This proceeds to cause a ''three minutes long argument'' on the properties of a spear that doesn't exist, and it keeps being brought up throughout the video. Giorno eventually ''begs'' Koichi to stop talking about the spear.

-->'''Player:''' Must have been the wind.