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* Hayato, [[BreakTheCutie an anxious wreck the whole video]] thanks to the TraumaCongaLine he's been put through, [[TookALevelInBadass decides to fight back against it on the [[spoiler:third time loop we see.]]]]

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* Hayato, [[BreakTheCutie an anxious wreck the whole video]] thanks to the TraumaCongaLine he's been put through, [[TookALevelInBadass decides to fight back against it it]] on the [[spoiler:third time loop we see.]]]]]]
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* Hayato, [[BreakTheCutie an anxious wreck the whole video]] thanks to the TraumaCongaLine he's been put through, [[TookALevelInBadass decides to fight back against it on the [[spoiler:third time loop we see.]]]]
--> '''Hayato:''' [[RuleOfThree Up and ready to do some]] '''[[GutturalGrowler KILLING, SOMEONE'S GOING TO HELL TONIGHT!]]'''
** And then as he attempts to subvert the time loop he shouts a mighty [[PrecisionFStrike "FUCK OFF!"]] into the phone receiver.
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** Also in the Thursday section is Kira's [[EvilIsHammy completely out of the blue declaration on the train.]]
---> '''Kira:''' GOD I REALLY WANT TO '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUUAARCK]]'''''... SOMEONE '''''UUUP'''''
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* The entire Thursday section of the video, with special mention going to all [[RuleOfThree three]] of the current principle characters (Rohan, Yuya Fungami, and Jotaro) [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike saying "ruminating..." at the exact same time to solve their respective predictaments.]]
** Bonus points for the contrast, Yuya is trying to figure out how to deal with Enigma's paper shredder, Rohan is trying to figure out how to deal with Cheap Trick, and Jotaro's... [[MundaneMadeAwesome writing his thesis on starfish.]]
---> '''Jotaro:''' [[BuffySpeak ...gosh, the starfish... they have legs...]]
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** When Echoes Act 3 appears, not only is Act 3's first line a [[LargeHam VERY hammy]] '''[[Series/{{TheBigBangTheory}} B-A-Z-I]][[MemeticMutation -N-G-A!]]''', but his stand power is delivered thusly by the narrator
--> '''Narrator:''' Koichi Hirose's Echoes Act 3, ''[[GratuitousRap these heavy rhymes a-gonna make you bleeeeeeeeeee-]]''
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* When Josuke and Koichi show up at [[{{OldDarkHouse}} the Nijimura residence]].

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* When Josuke Higashikata and Koichi Hirose show up at [[{{OldDarkHouse}} the Nijimura residence]].



* Every time Koichi's Stand awakens, he gains a VoiceOfTheLegion for some unknown reason. Yet, you cannot contain your laughter at those bizarre moments.
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* Yoshikage Kira's [[MemeticMutation infamous long monologue about himself]] is shortened here, with a few zingers in-between.
-->''"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I am 33 years old, my favourite colour is pink, I don’t like sleeping with the lights off, [[SuddenlyShouting I HATE AMPUTEES]], and I’m a long-time serial killer [[TemptingFate who’s never been caught doing a killing ever.]]"''
* When Shigekiyo "Shigechi" Yangu steals Kira's St. Gentleman's bag, Kira panics about the possible opening of the bag, calling Shigechi a "spiky walnut" in the process.
** And during [[spoiler:Shigechi]]'s impending death, he has this to say.
--->''"HERE COMES THE SQUISHY GREMLIN WITH THE [[spoiler:DRAMATIC DEATH SCENE]]."''



'''Star Platinum:''' ''punches [[spoiler:Kira's]] hand'' [[{{Kiai}} ORA!]]\\

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'''Star Platinum:''' ''punches ''(Punches [[spoiler:Kira's]] hand'' hand)'' [[{{Kiai}} ORA!]]\\



'''[[spoiler:Kira]]:''' I think my h- ''[[spoiler:incoming ambulance]]'' '''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH!]]'''

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'''[[spoiler:Kira]]:''' I think my h- ''[[spoiler:incoming ambulance]]'' ''[[spoiler:[[DeathByAmbulance (Is hit by an incoming ambulance)]]]]'' '''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH!]]'''
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'''Okuyasu:''' WELL, HE'S NOT HERE!\\

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'''Okuyasu:''' WELL, HE'S NOT HERE!\\



'''Josuke:'''''(Enters the house, walking past Okuyasu)'' Well then, who was that?\\

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'''Josuke:'''''(Enters '''Josuke:''' ''(Enters the house, walking past Okuyasu)'' Well then, who was that?\\



--> '''Jotaro:''' Help me out, I can't seem to get this window open.\\

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--> '''Jotaro:''' ''♫ Help me out, I can't seem to get this window open.\\open. ♫''\\



'''Jotaro:''' ...Nevermind, now it's open.\\
'''[[spoiler:Kira]]:''' I think my h- ''[[spoiler:incoming ambulance]]'' '''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH]]'''

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'''Jotaro:''' ...'''Jotaro:''' ''♫ ...Nevermind, now it's open.\\
♫''\\
'''[[spoiler:Kira]]:''' I think my h- ''[[spoiler:incoming ambulance]]'' '''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH]]'''HUAHRHGH!]]'''
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'''[[spoiler:Kira]]:''' I think my h- '''[[spoiler:incoming ambulance]]''' ''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH]]''

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'''[[spoiler:Kira]]:''' I think my h- '''[[spoiler:incoming ambulance]]''' ''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH]]''''[[spoiler:incoming ambulance]]'' '''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH]]'''
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''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard [Okuyasu takes one swipe with The Hand, then gets clocked in the face with a flying potted plant.]]]''

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''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard [Okuyasu takes one swipe with The Hand, then gets clocked in the face with a flying potted plant.]]]'']]]''
* The RunningGag of [[spoiler:Kira]] [[WaxingLyrical referencing]] [[Music/{{TheyMightBeGiants}} ECNALUBMA]], culminating in [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Jotaro also quoting it]] when he finally defeats [[spoiler:Kira]].
--> '''Jotaro:''' Help me out, I can't seem to get this window open.\\
'''Star Platinum:''' ''punches [[spoiler:Kira's]] hand'' [[{{Kiai}} ORA!]]\\
'''Jotaro:''' ...Nevermind, now it's open.\\
'''[[spoiler:Kira]]:''' I think my h- '''[[spoiler:incoming ambulance]]''' ''[[RunningGagged HUAHRHGH]]''
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'''Okuyasu:''' [[{{ImplausibleDeniability}} NO ONE!]] [[{{IgnoredEnemy}} HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?]] [[{{ArentYouGoingToRavishMe}} I NEED TO FIGHT YOU WITH MY STAND!!!]]\\

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'''Okuyasu:''' [[{{ImplausibleDeniability}} NO ONE!]] [[{{IgnoredEnemy}} HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?]] [[{{ArentYouGoingToRavishMe}} I NEED TO FIGHT YOU WITH MY STAND!!!]]\\STAND!]]\\
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'''Josuke:''' (entering the house) Well then, who was that?\\

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'''Josuke:''' (entering '''Josuke:'''''(Enters the house) house, walking past Okuyasu)'' Well then, who was that?\\
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''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard[Okuyasu takes one swipe with The Hand, then gets clocked in the face with a flying potted plant.]]]''

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''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard[Okuyasu ''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard [Okuyasu takes one swipe with The Hand, then gets clocked in the face with a flying potted plant.]]]''
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-->'''Koichi:''' Who lives in the spooky house? Could it be a ghost?
-->'''Josuke:''' [[{{DontBeRidiculous}} Silly Koichi,]] [[{{TemptingFate}} ghosts aren't real!]]
-->(Okuyasu runs out of the house)
-->'''Okuyasu:''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-->'''Josuke:''' [[{{NoFourthWall}} Looking for the next villain.]]
-->'''Okuyasu:''' WELL, HE'S NOT HERE!
-->[[{{InstantlyProvenWrong}} (Koichi gets shot by an arrow)]]
-->'''Josuke:''' (entering the house) Well then, who was that?
-->'''Okuyasu:''' [[{{ImplausibleDeniability}} NO ONE!]] [[{{IgnoredEnemy}} HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?]] [[{{ArentYouGoingToRavishMe}} I NEED TO FIGHT YOU WITH MY STAND!!!]]
-->(Okuyasu takes one swipe with The Hand, then gets clocked in the face with a potted plant.)

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-->'''Koichi:''' Who lives in the spooky house? Could it be a ghost?
-->'''Josuke:'''
ghost?\\
'''Josuke:'''
[[{{DontBeRidiculous}} Silly Koichi,]] [[{{TemptingFate}} ghosts aren't real!]]
-->(Okuyasu
real!]]\\
''[Okuyasu
runs out of the house)
-->'''Okuyasu:'''
house.]''\\
'''Okuyasu:'''
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-->'''Josuke:'''
HERE?\\
'''Josuke:'''
[[{{NoFourthWall}} Looking for the next villain.]]
-->'''Okuyasu:'''
]]\\
'''Okuyasu:'''
WELL, HE'S NOT HERE!
-->[[{{InstantlyProvenWrong}} (Koichi
HERE!\\
''[[{{InstantlyProvenWrong}} [Koichi
gets shot by an arrow)]]
-->'''Josuke:'''
a Stand Arrow, flying off-screen.]]]''\\
'''Josuke:'''
(entering the house) Well then, who was that?
-->'''Okuyasu:'''
that?\\
'''Okuyasu:'''
[[{{ImplausibleDeniability}} NO ONE!]] [[{{IgnoredEnemy}} HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?]] [[{{ArentYouGoingToRavishMe}} I NEED TO FIGHT YOU WITH MY STAND!!!]]
-->(Okuyasu
STAND!!!]]\\
''[[HoistByHisOwnPetard[Okuyasu
takes one swipe with The Hand, then gets clocked in the face with a flying potted plant.)]]]''

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'''Woody: [[HairTriggerTemper YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY?]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!]]'''

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'''Woody: [[HairTriggerTemper YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY?]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!]]'''OUTSIDE!]]'''

[[AC: [=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure Diamond Is Unbreakable But Really Really Fast - Animation]]
* When Josuke and Koichi show up at [[{{OldDarkHouse}} the Nijimura residence]].
-->'''Koichi:''' Who lives in the spooky house? Could it be a ghost?
-->'''Josuke:''' [[{{DontBeRidiculous}} Silly Koichi,]] [[{{TemptingFate}} ghosts aren't real!]]
-->(Okuyasu runs out of the house)
-->'''Okuyasu:''' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-->'''Josuke:''' [[{{NoFourthWall}} Looking for the next villain.]]
-->'''Okuyasu:''' WELL, HE'S NOT HERE!
-->[[{{InstantlyProvenWrong}} (Koichi gets shot by an arrow)]]
-->'''Josuke:''' (entering the house) Well then, who was that?
-->'''Okuyasu:''' [[{{ImplausibleDeniability}} NO ONE!]] [[{{IgnoredEnemy}} HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?]] [[{{ArentYouGoingToRavishMe}} I NEED TO FIGHT YOU WITH MY STAND!!!]]
-->(Okuyasu takes one swipe with The Hand, then gets clocked in the face with a potted plant.)
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''[[MoreDakka [Joseph empties his whole chamber into Straizo, who writhes in agony for a moment.]]]''\\

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''[[MoreDakka [Joseph empties his whole chamber magazine into Straizo, who writhes in agony for a moment.]]]''\\



* After Suzi Q gets possessed by Esidisi, Joseph regrets openly announcing his plans to have sex with her and vows to not make such regrettable statements in the future, [[TemptingFate before immediately turning around and expressing pleasure at the fact that Lisa Lisa]] ([[spoiler:his mother]]) [[TemptingFate is naked]].

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* After Suzi Q gets possessed by Esidisi, Joseph regrets openly announcing his plans to have sex with her and vows to not make such regrettable statements in the future, [[TemptingFate before immediately turning around and expressing pleasure at the fact that Lisa Lisa]] ([[spoiler:his mother]]) [[TemptingFate is naked]].naked in the bath]].
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* After Suzi Q gets possessed by Esidisi, Joseph regrets openly announcing his plans to have sex with her and vows to not make such regrettable statements in the future, before immediately turning around and expressing pleasure at the fact that Lisa Lisa ([[spoiler:his mother]]) is naked

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* After Suzi Q gets possessed by Esidisi, Joseph regrets openly announcing his plans to have sex with her and vows to not make such regrettable statements in the future, [[TemptingFate before immediately turning around and expressing pleasure at the fact that Lisa Lisa Lisa]] ([[spoiler:his mother]]) [[TemptingFate is naked
naked]].
* After [[spoiler:Caesar]] dies, Joseph points out [[SpoilerOpening the opening spoiled his death 19 times]].
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* After Suzi Q gets possessed by Esidisi, Joseph regrets openly announcing his plans to have sex with her and vows to not make such regrettable statements in the future, before immediately turning around and expressing pleasure at the fact that Lisa Lisa ([[spoiler:his mother]]) is naked

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* [[ActorAllusion What is Ryuk's first words in his introduction, while appearing next to Light Yagami?]] ''[[Creator/WillemDafoe "WILLEM]] [[Film/DeathNote2017 DAFOE.]]"'' Light responds accordingly.
-->''[[CurseCutShort "WHAT THE F-"]]''

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* [[ActorAllusion What is Ryuk's first words in his introduction, while appearing next to Light Yagami?]] ''[[Creator/WillemDafoe "WILLEM]] [[Film/DeathNote2017 DAFOE.]]"'' Light responds accordingly.
-->''[[CurseCutShort "WHAT THE F-"]]''
accordingly with a {{curse cut short}}.



'''Woody: [[VoiceOfTheLegion YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY? LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!]]'''

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'''Woody: [[VoiceOfTheLegion [[HairTriggerTemper YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY? WAY?]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!]]'''
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''[[StuffBlowingUp [The grenade blows up in Straizo's face.]]]''

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''[[StuffBlowingUp [The grenade blows up in Straizo's face.]]]'']]]''

[[AC:TOY STORY But Really Really Fast - Animation]]
* [[IgnoredEpiphany Woody is considering changing his ways after pushing Buzz out the window... until Buzz appears right next to him.]]
-->'''Buzz:''' Hello there!\\
'''Woody: [[VoiceOfTheLegion YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY? LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE!]]'''
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-->'''Criminal:''' [[TemptingFate]] Now I have all the drugs- [[HollywoodHeartAttack HUEHGH!]]\\

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-->'''Criminal:''' [[TemptingFate]] [[TemptingFate Now I have all the drugs- drugs-]] [[HollywoodHeartAttack HUEHGH!]]\\
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'''Straizo:''' [[NoSell Thankfully as I am now a vampire, I am immune to gunshots so all that did was annoy me really.]]\\

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'''Straizo:''' [[NoSell Thankfully as I am now a vampire, I am immune to gunshots gunshots, so all that did was annoy me really.]]\\
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* The first criminal that Light kills has some choice words to say.
-->'''Criminal:''' [[TemptingFate]] Now I have all the drugs- [[HollywoodHeartAttack HUEHGH!]]\\
''[[KilledOffForReal [The criminal falls off-screen]] [[RunningGag with a splat.]]]''



'''Speedwagon:''' [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror I guess that's just how it be sometimes.]]

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'''Speedwagon:''' [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror I guess that's just how it be sometimes.]]]]

[[AC:[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure Battle Tendency But Really Really Fast - Animation]]
* [[CurbStompBattle Joseph Joestar's first encounter with Straizo goes as well as you expect.]]
-->'''Joseph:''' [[CatchPhrase The next thing you will say is]] [[FaceHeelTurn "Actually I was a bad guy this whole time!"]] [[PreemptiveDeclaration and then you will be shot by my gun.]]\\
''[Joseph pulls out his tommy gun while he says this.]''\\
'''Straizo:''' Actually I was a bad guy th- what?\\
''[[MoreDakka [Joseph empties his whole chamber into Straizo, who writhes in agony for a moment.]]]''\\
'''Straizo:''' [[NoSell Thankfully as I am now a vampire, I am immune to gunshots so all that did was annoy me really.]]\\
'''Joseph:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner Fire in the hole!]]\\
''[Joseph throws a grenade towards Straizo.]''\\
'''Straizo:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh my god.]]\\
''[[StuffBlowingUp [The grenade blows up in Straizo's face.]]]''
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'''Soichiro: NO, HE'S NOT!'''\\

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'''Soichiro: [[ImplausibleDeniability NO, HE'S NOT!'''\\NOT!]]'''\\

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-->''[[PrecisionFStrike "WHAT]] [[CurseCutShort THE F-"]]''

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-->''[[PrecisionFStrike "WHAT]] [[CurseCutShort -->''[[CurseCutShort "WHAT THE F-"]]''
* Soichiro Yagami continually dismissing [[CassandraTruth L's claims that Light is Kira]]. [[StylisticSuck With him distorting with every word said.]]
-->'''Soichiro:''' Hello L, we need to find Kira.\\
'''L:''' [[BrutalHonesty He's your son.]]\\
'''Soichiro: NO, HE'S NOT!'''\\
''[Later on...]''\\
'''L:''' [[ProperlyParanoid The guy who was following your son just died, your son is definitely Kira.]]\\
'''Soichiro: NO, HE'S NOT!'''\\
'''Naomi:''' Surprise- [[HollywoodHeartAttack HUEHGH!]]\\
''[[KilledOffForReal [Naomi falls off-screen]] [[RunningGag with a splat.]]]''\\
'''L:''' [[ProperlyParanoid The wife of the guy who was following your son just died, your son is definitely Kira.]]\\
'''Soichiro: [[RuleOfThree NO, HE'S NOT!]]'''\\
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[[AC:Death Note But Really Really Fast - Animation]]
* [[ActorAllusion What is Ryuk's first words in his introduction, while appearing next to Light Yagami?]] ''[[Creator/WillemDafoe "WILLEM]] [[Film/DeathNote2017 DAFOE.]]"'' Light responds accordingly.
-->''[[PrecisionFStrike "WHAT]] [[CurseCutShort THE F-"]]''
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[[AC:JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Phantom Blood But Really Really Fast - Animation]]

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[[AC:JoJo's [[AC:[=JoJo=]'s Bizarre Adventure Phantom Blood But Really Really Fast - Animation]]
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'''Jonathan:''' [[SeenItAll ...what?]]

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'''Jonathan:''' [[SeenItAll ...what?]]what?]]
* Jonathan's continued exasperation at not being able to fight Dio, all because there are new obstacles on the way, or other people wanting their share of killing Dio. Take this, for example:
-->'''dio:''' IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL BATTLE!\\
'''Dire:''' ''(While delivering a flying kick towards Dio)'' Um- actually first, I'm going to attack you with one of my famous "slow kick" (trademark) attacks.\\
''[[[KillItWithIce Dire freezes the moment he touches dio, and falls onto the ground,]] [[LiterallyShatteredLives shattering into pieces.]]]''\\
'''Speedwagon:''' [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror I guess that's just how it be sometimes.]]
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'''Jonathan:''' ''(Brandished torch)'' [[KillItWithFire Not unless I set you on fire first!]]\\

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'''Jonathan:''' ''(Brandished ''(Brandishes a torch)'' [[KillItWithFire Not unless I set you on fire first!]]\\
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* In Jonathan Joestar's and Dio Brando's introductions, there are tidbits of information displayed next to them.
-->'''Jonathan Joestar.''' [[DontExplainTheJoke ...Get it? ...Get it like-Like Jo in Jonathan, and Jo in-]]\\
'''dio.''' [[MyNaymeIs Case sensitive]]
** When Dio decides to [[KickTheDog kick Jonathan's dog Danny]], [[GroinAttack he aims for the the nuts]], causing Danny to have BlankWhiteEyes as he falls. Also, Dio yells ''[[GratuitousJapanese "MUDA!"]]'' as he does so.
** Throughout this whole introduction, Jonathan's voice is somewhat a monotone one, which is a sharp contrast to the anime version, where he was more... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFqjIOWs8Cg passionate in his disgust towards his new adopted brother]].
--->'''Jonathan:''' So this is our relationship... Not a fan.\\
'''George:''' He's your brother now!\\
'''Jonathan:''' ...Very not much a fan.
* Dio puts on the Stone Mask to change himself into a vampire... only for him to yell incoherent gibberish as he does so. The subtitles make it even funnier, reading ''"HUEHHGHHEGHHERHHGHGHHRHGGHRGHGH"''.
** Not long after, Jonathan decides to end the vampire Dio.
--->'''dio:''' THIS IS A VAMPIRE STORY NOW!\\
'''Jonathan:''' ''(Brandished torch)'' [[KillItWithFire Not unless I set you on fire first!]]\\
'''dio:''' NOT UNLESS I TAKE OVER [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders THE WORLD]] FIR-\\
'''Jonathan:''' [[CallForward What- No you]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall don't say that yet.]]\\
'''dio:''' WHAT?\\
'''Jonathan:''' what?\\
''[George Joestar suddenly appears next to Jonathan, {{wreathed in flames}}.]''\\
'''George:''' JONATHAN! WHY AM I ON FIRE?\\
'''Jonathan:''' [[SeenItAll ...what?]]

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