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* While going over the crime scene of what is believed to be the murder of Freddie the Finger, Sabien says he knows Jack was there because, as many times as he's booked Jack Justice over the years he recognizes Jack's fingerprints on sight. Trixie's opinion of this is that it falls somewhere neatly between "impressive" and "creepy". Trixie then reveals that the corpse they're looking at is not Freddie. How does she know? She has a very bad habit of watching mens' posteriors when they're leaving a room, even when she knows full well she won't like what she sees, and thus knows the body isn't Freddie because the body doesn't have Freddie's rear end. Sabien's opinion of this is that it is much more "creepy" than "impressive".

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* While going over the crime scene of what is believed to be the murder of Freddie Freddy the Finger, Sabien says he knows Jack was there because, as many times as he's booked Jack Justice over the years he recognizes Jack's fingerprints on sight. Trixie's opinion of this is that it falls somewhere neatly between "impressive" and "creepy". Trixie then reveals that the corpse they're looking at is not Freddie. Freddy. How does she know? She has a very bad habit of watching mens' posteriors when they're leaving a room, even when she knows full well she won't like what she sees, and thus knows the body isn't Freddie Freddy because the body doesn't have Freddie's Freddy's rear end. Sabien's opinion of this is that it is much more "creepy" than "impressive".
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* While going over the crime scene of what is believed to be the murder of Freddie the Finger, Sabien says he knows Jack was there because, as many times as he's booked Jack Justice over the years he recognizes Jack's fingerprints on sight. Trixie's opinion of this is that it falls somewhere neatly between "impressive" and "creepy". Trixie then reveals that the corpse they're looking at is not Freddie. How does she know? She has a very bad habit of watching mens' posteriors when they're leaving a room, even when she knows full well she won't like what she sees, and thus knows the body isn't Freddie because the body doesn't have Freddie's rear end. Sabien's opinion of this is that is much more "creepy" than "impressive".

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* While going over the crime scene of what is believed to be the murder of Freddie the Finger, Sabien says he knows Jack was there because, as many times as he's booked Jack Justice over the years he recognizes Jack's fingerprints on sight. Trixie's opinion of this is that it falls somewhere neatly between "impressive" and "creepy". Trixie then reveals that the corpse they're looking at is not Freddie. How does she know? She has a very bad habit of watching mens' posteriors when they're leaving a room, even when she knows full well she won't like what she sees, and thus knows the body isn't Freddie because the body doesn't have Freddie's rear end. Sabien's opinion of this is that it is much more "creepy" than "impressive".
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* While going over the crime scene of what is believed to be the murder of Freddie the Finger, Sabien says he knows Jack was there because, as many times as he's booked Jack Justice over the years he recognizes Jack's fingerprints on sight. Trixie's opinion of this is that it falls somewhere neatly between "impressive" and "creepy". Trixie then reveals that the corpse they're looking at is not Freddie. How does she know? She has a very bad habit of watching mens' posteriors when they're leaving a room, even when she knows full well she won't like what she sees, and thus knows the body isn't Freddie because the body doesn't have Freddie's rear end. Sabien's opinion of this is that is much more "creepy" than "impressive".


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--> '''Jack:''' Gentlemen, I'd love to stay and find out what in the name of god you think you're doing, but I really must dash home and wash my eyeballs so I can forget I ever saw any of this.

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--> '''Jack:''' Gentlemen, I'd love to stay and find out what in the name of god God you think you're doing, but I really must dash home and wash my eyeballs so I can forget I ever saw any of this.
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''(after Trixie serves up the drink)''

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''(after Trixie serves up the drink)''drink)''\\
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[[folder:Season Eleven]]
[[AC:Date Night]]
* Trixie and Dot's relationship. Trixie is perfectly cordial to Dot (something we rarely see in any of Trixie's interactions), even as Trixie insults Jack and makes remarks about how he married out of his league. Dot, in turn, seems to like Trixie just fine and is neither offended nor in assent with Trixie's criticism of Jack. Somehow they appear to have reached an amicable accord since Dot is devoted to the one man Trixie does not want, which means Dot can safely leave Trixie with Jack and have no worries about his fidelity.
** On the same note, Dot walks in right after Trixie has finished yelling at Jack about how stupid he is. Dot notes that her coworkers ask how she can stand to leave her husband alone all day with a beautiful woman, to which Dot replies that she's heard how they talk to each other when no one is listening.
* Jack tries to kill two birds with one stone by setting up a double date for Sabien, thereby getting him together with the woman he's interested in, at the restaurant of his client, thereby convincing the client that the police are looking into his concerns about a protection racket. It nearly ends in disaster, at least partly because Trixie tried to solve the same problem, without consulting Jack, by inviting the local mob to check out the place and make sure no unauthorized rackets are being run. Which is, as Sabien rightly calls her out, stupid.
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[[folder:Season Seven]]
[[AC:Mad Dogs and Ambulance Chasers]]
* Trixie, Jack and Sabien arrange for the take-down at the nicest restaurant in town, strictly so the client can treat Sabien to steak afterward as compensation for the trouble Sabien's going to get from upstairs after the day's work.
[[AC:Some Kinda Lucky]]
* Freddy shows up at Dot's door looking for Jack. Dot tries to politely evade letting him in, saying that Jack isn't here, he hasn't arrived yet, actually he was here but already left, that the voice inside that Freddy hears and sounds a lot like Jack is her neighbor even though she lives in a bungalow that doesn't have a second occupant. Naturally it doesn't work, and Freddy ends up inside anyway.
* Trixie gets taken hostage in lieu of Freddy's capture and begins, in apparent seriousness, to flirt with one of her attractive captors by promising to kill him in sultry tones.
* After Jack and Trixie shoot all the gangsters in the immediate room, they begin arguing about how to escape the building filled with gangster mooks, only to be interrupted by Sabien entering the room, who points out dryly that if he was anyone else, they'd be dead now.
* When they ask how he and his officers knew to come here and clean out the gangsters, he explains that after dropping off Jack, Dot called the police "on account that she is not an idiot!"

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