History Funny / BlackAdder

5th Feb '16 12:31:57 PM Rockjustice
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'''Blackadder''': George, that is a military map. It is unlikely to list interesting flora and fungi. What do the mushrooms symbolize?\\ '''George''': It says, "mine." So the mushrooms must belong to the chap who wrote the map!\\ '''Blackadder''': Either that or we're standing in a ''minefield''.\\
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'''Blackadder''': George, that is a military map. It is unlikely to list interesting flora and fungi. What do the Look at they key and you'll discover that those mushrooms symbolize?\\ aren't for picking.\\ '''George''': It says, "mine." So the these mushrooms must belong to the chap man who wrote made the map!\\ '''Blackadder''': Either that or we're standing in the middle of a ''minefield''.\\ '''Baldrick''': [[OhCrap Oh, dear]].\\
22nd Jan '16 3:59:57 PM nombretomado
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'''Wellington:''' ''(still shouting)'' '''No!''' It's all down to shouting! ''(does a StephenFry trademark bleat)'' '''BAHHHHHH!'''
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'''Wellington:''' ''(still shouting)'' '''No!''' It's all down to shouting! ''(does a StephenFry Creator/StephenFry trademark bleat)'' '''BAHHHHHH!'''
11th Jan '16 1:41:38 PM Serasia
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-->'''[[Creator/BrianBlessed Richard the IV]]:''' LET BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOOOOOOD BE OUR MOTTO! SNAKE THEIR GIZZARDS!
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-->'''[[Creator/BrianBlessed Richard the IV]]:''' LET BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOOOOOOD BE OUR MOTTO! SNAKE SLIT THEIR GIZZARDS!
3rd Jan '16 10:14:30 AM Aquila89
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* Blackadder and Baldrick divide the loot:\\ '''Blackadder:''' Well Baldrick, a good night's work I think. It's time to divide the loot, and I think it's only fair that we should share it equally.\\
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* Blackadder and Baldrick divide the loot:\\ '''Blackadder:''' loot: -->'''Blackadder:''' Well Baldrick, a good night's work I think. It's time to divide the loot, and I think it's only fair that we should share it equally.\\
3rd Jan '16 10:13:53 AM Aquila89
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* Blackadder and Baldrick divide the loot:
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* Blackadder and Baldrick divide the loot:loot:\\
3rd Jan '16 10:13:17 AM Aquila89
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* Blackadder and Baldrick divide the loot: '''Blackadder:''' Well Baldrick, a good night's work I think. It's time to divide the loot, and I think it's only fair that we should share it equally.\\ '''Baldrick:''' Which I suppose is highwayman's talk for you get the cash, I get the snotty hanky.\\ '''Blackadder:''' No, no. No, we did this robbery together, so you get half the cash. ''(hands him a money-bag)''\\ '''Baldrick:''' Oh, thank you Mr B.\\ '''Blackadder:''' This robbery, on the other hand, I'm doing alone. ''(holds his pistol to Baldrick's head)'' Hand it over, your money or your life!
9th Dec '15 12:16:05 PM youfeelingluckypunk27
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* "Mrs. Scratchit, Tiny Tom weighs 15 stone and is built like a brick privy. If he eats any more, he'll turn into a pie shop." * "You see, ill-concieved love is like a Christmas cracker. One large, disappointing bang and the novelty soon wears off."
4th Dec '15 7:27:56 AM Mister6
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* The way Blackadder expresses his disgust about Flashheart. --> '''Blackadder''': Unfortunately most of the infantry think you're a prat. Ask them who they'd rather meet, Squadron Commander Flasheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen, and they'd go for Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlop every time.
27th Nov '15 1:16:12 PM ironballs16
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* Later, Edmund is carrying out the "pretend to be homosexual" plan by dressing in [[CampGay extremely colourful clothes and heavy makeup,]] only for the King to mistake him for the Earl of Doncaster and [[NoIndoorVoice shout]] "Morning, Doncaster!" as he walks past, Prince Harry (with yet another princess to whom he is engaged) and the Queen to regard his costume as an UnusuallyUninterestingSight, and [[GoneHorriblyWrong the Infanta to mistake him[[ for [[TakeThat having dressed as a Spanish man]].
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* Later, Edmund is carrying out the "pretend to be homosexual" plan by dressing in [[CampGay extremely colourful clothes and heavy makeup,]] only for the King to mistake him for the Earl of Doncaster and [[NoIndoorVoice shout]] "Morning, Doncaster!" as he walks past, Prince Harry (with yet another princess to whom he is engaged) and the Queen to regard his costume as an UnusuallyUninterestingSight, and [[GoneHorriblyWrong the Infanta to mistake him[[ him]] for [[TakeThat having dressed as a Spanish man]].
27th Nov '15 1:15:12 PM ironballs16
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* Later, Edmund is carrying out the "pretend to be homosexual" plan by dressing in [[CampGay extremely colourful clothes and heavy makeup,]] only for the King to mistake him for the Earl of Doncaster and [[NoIndoorVoice shout]] "Morning, Doncaster!" as he walks past, Prince Harry (with yet another princess to whom he is engaged) and the Queen to regard his costume as an UnusuallyUninterestingSight, and the Infanta to mistake him for having dressed as a Spanish man.
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* Later, Edmund is carrying out the "pretend to be homosexual" plan by dressing in [[CampGay extremely colourful clothes and heavy makeup,]] only for the King to mistake him for the Earl of Doncaster and [[NoIndoorVoice shout]] "Morning, Doncaster!" as he walks past, Prince Harry (with yet another princess to whom he is engaged) and the Queen to regard his costume as an UnusuallyUninterestingSight, and [[GoneHorriblyWrong the Infanta to mistake him him[[ for [[TakeThat having dressed as a Spanish man.man]].
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