History Funny / BlackAdder

19th Aug '16 3:56:19 PM sabremeister
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-->'''Baldrick''': I can't, sir!
-->'''Melchett''': And why not?


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-->'''Melchett''': Hahaa! Excellent native cockney wit! ''(punches Baldrick out)''
19th Aug '16 2:48:12 PM sabremeister
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* The speeches at the Battle of Bosworth Field. Richard III's is pretty much the same as Shakespeare wrote it (bar a few [[GroinAttack minor alterations]]). Richard IV's...

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* The speeches at the Battle of Bosworth Field. Richard III's is pretty much the same as Shakespeare wrote it Shakespeare's ''Henry V'' at Harfleur (bar a few [[GroinAttack minor alterations]]). Richard IV's...
21st Jul '16 7:46:12 PM mlsmithca
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* Things get stickier for Blackadder when Lord Farrow's brother, Earl Farrow, succeeds in persuading the Queen to pardon his father, and she tells Edmund she wants to see the newly-freed noble just prior to visiting her friend Lord Ponsonby (whom she is having executed on Friday) and touring Traitor's Cloister, and Blackadder and Percy try to think of a way to escape their predicament. The best part of the scene is Blackadder's delivery when he realises how screwed they are:

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* Things get stickier for Blackadder when Lord Farrow's brother, Earl Farrow, succeeds in persuading the Queen to pardon his father, condemned sibling, and she tells Edmund she wants to see the newly-freed noble just prior to visiting her friend Lord Ponsonby (whom she is having executed on Friday) and touring Traitor's Cloister, and Blackadder and Percy try to think of a way to escape their predicament. The best part of the scene is Blackadder's delivery when he realises how screwed they are:
12th Jun '16 5:10:18 PM malifee
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* Baldrick's war poetry. Siegfried Sassoon and Wilfred Owen he most definitely is not.

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* Baldrick's war poetry. Siegfried Sassoon and Creator/SiegfriedSassoon or Wilfred Owen he most definitely is not.
10th Jun '16 2:34:36 PM mlsmithca
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw Blackadder's conversation]] with Captain Redbeard Rum (played by Creator/TomBaker).

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EfW9znJYjw Blackadder's conversation]] with Captain Redbeard Rum (played by Creator/TomBaker).Creator/TomBaker, as gloriously hammy as ever he's been).



'''Blackadder:''' ''(examines the dictionary)'' I think you'll find he left "sausage" out of his dictionary. ''(checks the book again)'' Oh, and [[BrickJoke aardvark]].

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'''Blackadder:''' ''(examines the dictionary)'' I think you'll find he left "sausage" out of his dictionary. ''(checks the book again)'' Oh, and [[BrickJoke aardvark]].
"aardvark"]].



* Discussions with the only person at the embassy go [[{{Understatement}} poorly]]

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* Discussions with the only person at the embassy go [[{{Understatement}} poorly]]poorly:



'''Blackadder:''' ''(slowly, loudly and with appropriate gestures)'' I have rescued an aristocrat from the French revolutionaries. Please take me to your am-bas-ad-or!\\
'''Revolutionary:''' ''(just as slowly, loudly, and with appropriate gestures)'' No, ah won't! For you see, ah ''am'' a revolutionary, and 'ave mur-dered your ambassador and turned him into pate.

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'''Blackadder:''' Good, well, just take me to the ambassador, then, will you?\\
'''Revolutionary:''' ''Pardon?''\\
'''Blackadder:''' ''(slowly, loudly and with appropriate gestures)'' loudly)'' I have rescued an aristocrat ''(pushes his nose up)'' from ''(makes claw-like gestures by the French sides of his head)'' the clutches of the evil revolutionaries. Please take me to your am-bas-ad-or!\\
the am-bass-ad-or!\\
'''Revolutionary:''' ''(just as slowly, loudly, slowly and with appropriate gestures)'' No, loudly)'' No - ah - won't! For you see, ah Ah ''am'' a an ''(makes claw-like gestures by the sides of his head)'' evil revolutionary, and 'ave ''(slashes his finger back and forth across his throat)'' mur-dered your the ''(pushes his nose up)'' ambassador and turned him into pate.''(mimes slapping something on a cracker and then nibbling it daintily)'' pâté.



* Edmund tries bartering release.
-->'''Blackadder:''' ''(in a working class accent, to the revolutionary)'' Look, mate, me old mate, we both working class, we both hate these pigs, so why don't you just let us go, whaddya say?
-->'''Revolutionary:''' On the contrary, I hate you En-ger-lish pigs, and your ridiculous conception that all Frenchmen are great lovers! ''(he moves closer to the bars)'' Ah'm French, and ah'm hung like a stuck pig!

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* Edmund tries bartering release.
release. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
-->'''Blackadder:''' ''(in a working class accent, to the revolutionary)'' Look, Look... er, mate, me old mate, we mate... We're both working class, we class. We both hate these pigs, so why don't you rich bastards. I mean, come on, come on, me old mucker, just, just let us me go, whaddya say?
-->'''Revolutionary:'''
you've got nothing against me...\\
'''Revolutionary:'''
On the contrary, contrary! I hate ''hate'' you En-ger-lish pigs, Eng-er-lish with your boring trousers and your shiny toilet paper, and your ridiculous conception preconception that all Frenchmen are great lovers! ''(he moves closer to the bars)'' bars and whispers)'' Ah'm French, and ah'm hung like a stuck pig!baby carrot and a couple of petit-pois!



* Flashheart instructing the troops how to be aviators:

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* Flashheart instructing the troops how to be aviators:aviators. Made even funnier as Hugh Laurie is in visible pain contorting his face not trying to laugh.



** Made even funnier as Hugh Laurie is in visible pain contorting his face not trying to laugh.
10th Jun '16 2:10:25 PM mlsmithca
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* The speeches at the Battle of Bosworth Field. Richard III's is pretty much the same as Shakespeare wrote it (bar a few [[GroinAttack minor alterations]]). Richard IV's...
-->'''[[Creator/BrianBlessed Richard IV]]:''' LET BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOOOOOOD BE OUR MOTTO! SLIT THEIR GIZZARDS!
** And Prince Henry's:
-->'''Prince Henry:''' Now, I'm afraid there's going to have to be a certain amount of... ''violence'', but at least we know it's all for a good cause, don't we?



* The speeches at the Battle of Bostworthfield. Richard the III's is pretty much the same as Shakespeare wrote it (bar a few [[GroinAttack minor alterations]]). Richard the IV's...
-->'''[[Creator/BrianBlessed Richard the IV]]:''' LET BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOOOOOOD BE OUR MOTTO! SLIT THEIR GIZZARDS!
** And Prince Henry's:
-->'''Prince Henry:''' Now, I'm afraid there's going to have to be a certain amount of... ''violence'', but at least we know it's all for a good cause, don't we?
* As the Queen tries to get into Edmund's room, he's dealing with Richard the III's ghost. After guessing whether he's got a woman, or a man in there she gets worried.
-->''Edmund... it's not a ''sheep'', is it?''

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* The speeches at the Battle of Bostworthfield. Richard the III's is pretty much the same as Shakespeare wrote it (bar a few [[GroinAttack minor alterations]]). Richard the IV's...
-->'''[[Creator/BrianBlessed Richard the IV]]:''' LET BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOOOOOOD BE OUR MOTTO! SLIT THEIR GIZZARDS!
** And Prince Henry's:
-->'''Prince Henry:''' Now, I'm afraid there's going to have to be a certain amount of... ''violence'', but at least we know it's all for a good cause, don't we?
* As the Queen tries to get into Edmund's room, he's dealing with Richard the III's ghost. After guessing whether he's got a woman, or a man in there she gets worried.
-->''Edmund... -->Edmund... it's not a ''sheep'', is it?''
it?
24th May '16 8:50:02 AM Scorntex
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* At the conclusion, after all the drama, Baldrick tries handing his "book" over to Dr. Johnson.
-->'''Dr. Johnson:''' ''(reading)'' "Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage cal-" ... Sausage?! '''''SAUSAGE?!!''''' ''(he scrunches up the note and storms out)'' Damn and blast your eyes!\\
'''Baldrick:''' I didn't think it was that bad.\\
'''Blackadder:''' ''(examines the dictionary)'' I think you'll find he left "sausage" out of his dictionary. ''(checks the book again)'' Oh, and [[BrickJoke aardvark]].
22nd May '16 12:27:26 PM Scorntex
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* Discussions with the only person at the embassy go [[{{Understatement}} poorly]]
-->'''Blackadder:''' Do you speak English?\\
'''Revolutionary:''' A leetle.\\
'''Blackadder:''' ''(slowly, loudly and with appropriate gestures)'' I have rescued an aristocrat from the French revolutionaries. Please take me to your am-bas-ad-or!\\
'''Revolutionary:''' ''(just as slowly, loudly, and with appropriate gestures)'' No, ah won't! For you see, ah ''am'' a revolutionary, and 'ave mur-dered your ambassador and turned him into pate.


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* Edmund tries bartering release.
-->'''Blackadder:''' ''(in a working class accent, to the revolutionary)'' Look, mate, me old mate, we both working class, we both hate these pigs, so why don't you just let us go, whaddya say?
-->'''Revolutionary:''' On the contrary, I hate you En-ger-lish pigs, and your ridiculous conception that all Frenchmen are great lovers! ''(he moves closer to the bars)'' Ah'm French, and ah'm hung like a stuck pig!
23rd Apr '16 12:54:48 PM Damar
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** Made even funnier as Hugh Laurie is in visible pain contorting his face not trying to laugh.
20th Mar '16 3:17:47 AM ArcaneAzmadi
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* Blackadder's ploy to get out of the trenches by pretending to be mad involves stuffing two pencils up his nose, putting his underpants on his head, and just saying "Wibble" as an answer to any question. Unfortunately, he has to abandon the idea when he overhears Melchett saying he once shot an entire platoon in the Sudan for trying that very scheme.

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* Blackadder's ploy to get out of the trenches by pretending to be mad involves stuffing two pencils up his nose, putting his underpants on his head, and just saying "Wibble" as an answer to any question. Unfortunately, he has to abandon the idea when he overhears Melchett saying he once shot an entire platoon in the Sudan [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike for trying that very scheme.scheme]].
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