History Funny / BlackAdder

26th May '17 4:46:38 AM DoctorNemesis
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'''Blackadder:''' Well, that must be why I'm so sick of the sight of you.

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'''Blackadder:''' Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you.
26th May '17 4:39:50 AM DoctorNemesis
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'''Blackadder:''' I'm sorry, actually, Doctor Johnson, but my Aunt Marjorie has just arrived... ''(he turns around to see Baldrick suddenly has a dog's head)'' Baldrick? ''(Baldrick waves at him)'' Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian? Oh, ''God!'' It's a dream! ''(music starts playing, as Doctor Johnson, Marjorie and Baldrick start dancing out of the room)'' Doctor Johnson doesn't want us to burn his dictionary at all...

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'''Blackadder:''' I'm sorry, actually, Doctor Johnson, but my Aunt Marjorie has just arrived... ''(he turns around to see Baldrick suddenly has a dog's head)'' Baldrick? ''(Baldrick waves at him)'' Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian? ''(Realising)'' Oh, ''God!'' It's a dream! dream, isn't it? It's a ''bloody'' dream. ''(music starts playing, as Doctor Johnson, Marjorie and Baldrick start dancing out of the room)'' Doctor Johnson doesn't want us to burn his dictionary at all...
4th May '17 7:21:19 PM ironballs16
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''(unrest in the crowd, [[RedHerring which includes a man]] with [[BigRedDevils red skin, a pointed beard, and horns]]; when Firkettle spots him, [[BaitAndSwitch Witchsmeller holds a white poodle in her line of sight]])''\\

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''(unrest in the crowd, [[RedHerring which includes a man]] with [[BigRedDevils [[BigRedDevil red skin, a pointed beard, and horns]]; when Firkettle spots him, [[BaitAndSwitch Witchsmeller holds a white poodle in her line of sight]])''\\
4th May '17 7:16:33 PM ironballs16
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'''Baldrick:''' It's Easter Monday.\\

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'''Baldrick:''' [[BaitAndSwitchComment It's Easter Monday.Monday]].\\
25th Apr '17 9:39:42 AM Grudgeal
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* Melchett's actual explanation ends up confusing Blackadder slightly.

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* ** Melchett's actual explanation ends up confusing Blackadder slightly.
25th Apr '17 9:39:07 AM Grudgeal
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* Melchett's actual explanation ends up confusing Blackadder slightly.
--->'''Captain Darling:''' In short: A German spy is giving away all our battle plans.\\
'''General Melchett:''' You look surprised, Blackadder.\\
'''Captain Blackadder:''' I certainly am, sir. I didn't realise we had any battle plans.\\
'''General Melchett:''' Well, of course we have! How else do you think the battles are directed?\\
'''Captain Blackadder:''' Our battles are directed, sir?\\
'''General Melchett:''' Well, of course they are, Blackadder, directed according to the Grand Plan.\\
'''Captain Blackadder:''' Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone's dead except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig and their tortoise, Alan?\\
'''General Melchett:''' Great Scott! Even you know it!
18th Apr '17 9:25:34 PM ironballs16
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'''Blackadder:''' So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!?\\

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'''Blackadder:''' [[AnalogyBackfire So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!?\\German]]!?\\
18th Apr '17 7:53:53 PM ironballs16
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* Blackadder and Baldrick divide the loot:

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* Blackadder and Baldrick [[https://youtu.be/nqq8fG5l4Kg divide the loot:loot]]:
18th Apr '17 7:51:43 PM ironballs16
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* The effect of the suicide pills. In order, they are depression, anger, forgetfulness, ecstasy, jumping into the corner and then death. Naturally, their effects are described by Lord Smedley, AKA the Scarlet Pimpernel, who has just unwittingly taken one (Blackadder, having fallen for his disguise as Madame Guillotine, slipped one into "her" drink), and his explanation plays out in real time.
-->'''Smedley:''' The symptoms are most peculiar. First of all, the victims become very very depressed. ''(suddenly sits down on the bed and buries his face in his hands, near tears)'' Oh, ''God!'' This whole revolution is so depressing, I mean, sometimes I wonder why I bother! I mean, I'm so lonely, and nobody loves me...\\

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* The effect of the suicide pills. In order, they are depression, anger, forgetfulness, ecstasy, jumping into the corner and then death. Naturally, their effects are described by Lord Smedley, AKA the Scarlet Pimpernel, who has just unwittingly taken one (Blackadder, having fallen for his disguise as Madame Guillotine, slipped one into "her" drink), [[https://youtu.be/nqq8fG5l4Kg and his explanation plays out in real time.
-->'''Smedley:'''
time]].
-->'''Smedley''': Thank God I got here before you took any of those awful suicide pills!\\
'''Blackadder''': [[OhCrap Yyyyes]], I suppose if someone ''had'' taken one and wished that he'd hadn't, [[HopeSpot he'd be able to do something about it]].\\
'''Smedley:''' No, no they're very odd things, you see.
The symptoms are most peculiar. First of all, the victims become very very depressed. ''(suddenly sits down on the bed and buries his face in his hands, near tears)'' Oh, ''God!'' This whole revolution is so depressing, I mean, sometimes I wonder why I bother! I mean, I'm so lonely, and nobody loves me...\\
18th Apr '17 7:45:47 PM ironballs16
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* Discussions with the only person at the embassy go poorly:

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUTlE90j7n8 Discussions with the only person at the embassy go poorly:poorly]]:


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** Bonus points for the Revolutionary being played by Chris Barrie, better known as Rimmer from ''Series/RedDwarf''.
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