History Funny / BeautyAndTheBeast

'''Beast:''' But she is being SO DIFFICULT!

'''Cogsworth:''' Please, ''attempt'' to be a gentleman.

* In the battle against the mob, ''Cogsworth'' of all people [[NotSoAboveItAll laughing maniacally with a pair of scissors in one hand and a gun in the other, and a general's hat on his head]] is pretty damn hilarious.

** The baker getting eaten by a suitcase. Apparently one of the Beast's servants was turned into [[Literature/{{Discworld}} the Luggage]].

** "Fine! Then go ahead and...[[NoIndoorVoice STAAAAARRRRRVVVVVEEEEE!!!!]]"

** A meta-example: After nearly 30 years, [=YouTuber=] Noah Lindquist managed to make a parody of the song, called "Wear a Mask", a song that tells people how to defend themselves from the UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic and lampoons criticisms from politicians and "mask debaters", turning the film's segment into a hilarious PSA. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltjBT_TuUVA Take a look at this video.]]
* The Beast is trying to think up something nice to do for Belle. Cogsworth brainstorms: "Well, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep..."

* [[ExactWords "All right, old man! We'll help you out!"]]

** The stage musical adds another moment to this scene that's absolutely hilarious: Belle puts the rag on the Beast's wound, and instead of roaring like in the movie, the Beast screams ''like a five-year-old girl.'' What follows is usually a loud round of laughs from the audience as the Beast awkwardly rubs at his temples until he finally murmurs "That hurt."

** There's also Belle rejecting Gaston by opening her door and letting him fall into the mud head-first with his butt sticking out after saying "I just don't deserve you!"

* The Bimbettes [[EverybodyCries crying]] at Gaston's "wedding" ceremony for Belle because they are in love with him. What makes it is the contrast to what happened beforehand; Gaston thanks everyone gathered for coming to the wedding reception he's set up in front of Belle's house, and adds jokingly, "But first I'd better propose to the girl!" which makes everyone laugh. Cut to the Bimbettes.

* "Mama, do I still have to sleep in the cupboard?"

--> d'Arque: So you want me to throw Belle's father in the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you? Oh that is ''despicable.'' [EvilLaugh] '''''I love it!'''''

--->'''[=LeFou=]:''' So, how'd it go?\\

-->'''Gaston''': Belle would to anything to keep him (Maurice) from being locked up.\\
'''Lefou''' ''[laughs]'': Yeah. Even marry ''him'' ''[points at Gaston]''.

-->'''Belle:''' I couldn't possibly sleep now! It's my first time in an enchanted castle!\\

--> '''Lumiere:''' Master?
--> '''Beast:''' ''(angrily)'' What?
--> '''Lumiere:''' ''(tactfully)'' Since the girl is going to be with us for quite some time, I was thinking you might want to offer her a more comfortable room.
--> '''Beast:''' ''(growls so fiercely that Lumiere’s flames are almost lit out.)''
--> '''Lumiere:''' Then again, maybe not!

--> '''Beast:''' You'll come out, or I'll... I'll break down the door!
--> '''Lumiere:''' Master, I could be wrong, but that may not be the best way to win the girl's affections.
--> '''Cogsworth:''' Please, ''attempt'' to be a gentleman.

-->'''Beast:''' Well, how's this for 'rude'? If you don't come down, I will GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR AND DRAG YOU ALL THE WAY--
-->'''Lumiere:''' ''ZAT MAY NOT BE ZE BEST WAY TO WIN ZE GIRL'S AFFECTIAHNS!''

-->'''Beast''': But she's being so ''difficult''!

-->'''Beast:''' ''(through clenched teeth)'' It would give me ''great... pleasure''... ''(the fur begins to stand up on the back of his neck)'' ...if you would ''JOIN'' me for ''DINNER!''
-->'''Cogsworth''': [[CoughSnarkCough Ahem-ahem-ahem-ahem-wesayplease.]]
-->'''Beast''': '''Please.'''

-->'''Gaston:''' Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven.
-->'''Belle:''' [[ObfuscatingStupidity Dogs?]]

-->'''Gaston:''' ''[=LeFou=], I'm afraid I've been thinking.''
-->'''[=LeFou=]:''' ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck A dangerous pastime-]]''
-->'''Gaston:''' ''I know.''

-->''Nooooooo ooonnnnne''
-->''Plots like Gaston!''
-->''Takes cheap shots like Gaston!''
-->''No one persecutes harmless crackpots like Gaston!''

--->'''Mrs. Potts:''' [singing] There may be something there that wasn't there before.
--->'''Chip:''' ''What's'' there, Mama?
--->'''Mrs. Potts:''' Shh. [[TheTalk I'll tell you when you're older]].

-->'''Beast:''' Come, I'll show you to your room.
-->'''Belle''' My room?
-->'''Beast:''' You wan-You wanna stay in the tower?
-->'''Belle''': No...
-->'''Beast''': Then follow me.
** "Fixed" in the 2002 Platinum Edition, but re-instated for the 2010 Diamond Edition.

--> '''Belle:''' Don't talk about my father that way!
--> '''Gaston:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Yeah! Don't talk about her father that way]]! ''(bonks [=LeFou=] on the head)''

--> '''[=LeFou=]:''' Whoa, you didn't miss a shot, Gaston. You're the greatest hunter in the whole world.
--> '''Gaston:''' I know.

--> '''Belle:''' Dance with me?\\

--> '''Beast:''' [[CaptainObvious It's pink!]]
--> '''Lumiere:''' A compliment!

-->'''Lumiere''': You remember [Jean Claude]: not too bright, dumb as...
--> '''Cogsworth''': (in a tone of realization) A brick?
--> '''Lumiere''': The whole wall!

** That bathing scene is pretty funny too, considering that the Beast shakes like a dog to dry himself.

* Lumière calling Cogsworth an “overgrown pocket watch”...despite the fact that both of them have been transformed back into humans.

-->'''Cogsworth:''' ''(almost in sync with the music whilst a group of featherdusters are dancing ever closer to him)'' Oh, gee, darn. Fun's over. Over here. ''([[OhCrap realizes they're not stopping]])'' Line up, now! Aaaahhh! ''(runs for it)''

** The best part is that it's a [[Series/TheHoneymooners Honeymooners]] ShoutOut.

--> '''Lumiere:''' Since the girl is going to be with us for quite some time, I was thinking you might want to offer her a more comfortable room.

* Lumiere tactfully suggests that the Beast give Belle a more comfortable room. He growls and walks past the candelabra.
-->'''Lumiere''': Then again, maybe not!

-->'''Lumiere:''' Oh, you look so...so... ''(struggling to find the word)''\\

*** At the beginning, he steals a guy's belt while singing "No one's slick like Gaston". The poor fellow doesn't realize what's happened until his pants drop and everyone else is chuckling at his heart-dotted boxers.

* The Bimbettes [[EverybodyCries crying]] at Gaston's "wedding" ceremony for Belle because they are in love with him.
** What makes it is the contrast to what happened beforehand; Gaston thanks everyone gathered for coming to the wedding reception he's set up in front of Belle's house, and adds jokingly, "But first I'd better propose to the girl!" which makes everyone laugh. Cut to the Bimbettes.

!!Disney's ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''

** Also, in the battle, the wardrobe traps on of the villagers inside her and dresses him up in... [[Disney/TheLittleMermaid a red wig and a purple bra!]]

** When Gaston talks about reading being not right for a woman, [[StrawMisogynist as it can lead to her thinking]], he makes it sound like thinking is a disease and he is concerned about Belle's health.

* During the "Gaston" song number, after Gaston spits and the villagers sing "10 points for Gaston," three of them hold up score-cards. Two of them are 10s, but one is a 9.8