History Funny / BatmanArkhamAsylum

2nd Nov '17 10:58:14 PM ImSpidey2
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** He does this again [[spoiler:with an exploding TV filming his face.]]
--> '''Joker''': Ten...nine...eight...''[[MagicCountdown sevensixfivefour]]''...three...two...one! [[spoiler:''(the TV spontaneously explodes)'']]
14th Jul '17 6:43:28 AM IchigoMontoya
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** "''*[[SarcasmMode Sarcasm surprise]]*'' It's true! You really are the world's greatest detective. How did you do that, Bats? *Normal tone* Oh, what the hell. Get down there, boys! See if he can "detect" being punched in the face."
** "What are you waiting for? APRIL FOOL'S DAY? GET DOWN THERE NOW!!"

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** "''*[[SarcasmMode Sarcasm surprise]]*'' Sarcastically surprised]]*'' It's true! You really are the world's greatest detective. How did you do that, Bats? *Normal tone* Oh, what the hell. Get down there, boys! See if he can "detect" being punched in the face."
** "What are you waiting for? APRIL FOOL'S DAY? for, April Fools Day? GET DOWN THERE NOW!!"NOW!"



** "*sniffs* All I want is for Gotham to melt in a tidal wave of radioactive goo...'''IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!'''"

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** "*sniffs* All I want is for Gotham to melt in a tidal wave of radioactive goo...'''IS '''[[SuddenlyShouting IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!'''"ASK?!]]'''"



--->'''The Joker''': Oh God... Does she ever stop going on about those plants of hers?

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--->'''The Joker''': Oh Oh, God... Does she ever stop going on about those plants of hers?



--->'''The Joker''': Will you really. Well, that's gratitude, isn't it? Women! You give'em presents, experimental chemicals and nice costumes and they still turn on you.

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--->'''The Joker''': Will you really. really? Well, that's gratitude, isn't it? Women! You give'em presents, experimental chemicals and nice costumes and they still turn on you.



** "Hey, Bats, go easy on 'em, hmm? For me? ...Oh, hell, what do I care? DO YOUR WORST!!!"

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** "Hey, Bats, go easy on 'em, hmm? For me? ...Oh, hell, what do I care? DO YOUR WORST!!!"WORST!"



* Setting the tone for the game is the introduction when Batman is accompanying Joker back to the asylum. He is cleared by the security scanners, then suddenly multiple alarms start sounding and warning lights flash ... because Batman has stepped in range of the scanner. The poor technician sounded so awkward when he tries to talk about it when Sharpe and Cash demand to have Joker searched again.

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* Setting the tone for the game is the introduction when Batman is accompanying Joker back to the asylum. He is He's cleared by the security scanners, then suddenly multiple alarms start sounding and warning lights flash ... because Batman has stepped in range of the scanner. The poor technician sounded so awkward when he tries to talk about it when Sharpe and Cash demand to have Joker searched again.



* The moment after Joker injects himself with the Titan formula, causing him to transform into a hulking beast. Based on previous encounters with Titan fueled enemies, you're probably expecting Joker's amusing taunts to be replaced with brutish grunts, but instead, after a long menacing stare the Joker begins taunting you in his normal voice.
** Pretty scary, too, [[FridgeHorror when you realize]] that anyone else [[spoiler:[[TransformationTrauma that gets a shot of Titan in their system]]]] turns into a murderous, animalistic savage - which means that the Joker [[spoiler:is like this ALL THE TIME]].

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* The moment after the Joker injects [[spoiler:injects himself with the Titan formula, causing him to transform into a hulking beast. beast.]] Based on previous encounters with Titan fueled enemies, [[spoiler:Titan-fueled enemies]], you're probably expecting Joker's amusing taunts to be replaced with brutish grunts, [[spoiler:brutish grunts]], but instead, after a long menacing stare the Joker stare, he begins taunting you in his normal voice.
** Pretty scary, too, [[FridgeHorror when you realize]] that anyone else [[spoiler:[[TransformationTrauma that who gets a shot of Titan in their system]]]] turns into a murderous, animalistic savage - which means that the Joker [[spoiler:is like this ALL THE TIME]].all the time]].



* Also, there are various points where Joker is talking to his henchmen on the intercom. If you take them down while he's talking, he'll realize they didn't answer, get annoyed, and say something along the lines of, "...Goddammit, that's you down there, isn't it Batman."

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* Also, there are various points where Joker is talking to his henchmen on the intercom. If you take them down while he's talking, he'll realize they didn't answer, get annoyed, and say something along the lines of, "...Goddammit, that's you down there, isn't it Batman."it, Batman?"



* Batman gets another one after he defeats Harley without barely moving a finger. After she reveals Joker's next step by accident, he just says "Yup, I know". Right after, he lets out a brief chuckle when telling Oracle that Quinn has been "subdued".
* This is probably a glitch, but a [[GoodBadBugs good one]], instead of Batman landing on a henchman and punching him in the face, he might land on his face and punch him in the nuts. Hilarious! It sometimes happens during combat when you do a second takedown RIGHT after a first one.

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* Batman gets another one after he defeats Harley without barely moving and locks her in a finger.cell. After she reveals Joker's next step by accident, he just says "Yup, I know". Right after, he lets out a brief chuckle when telling Oracle that Quinn has been "subdued".
* This is probably a glitch, but a [[GoodBadBugs good one]], instead of Batman landing on a henchman and punching him in the face, he might land on his face and [[GroinAttack punch him in the nuts. nuts.]] Hilarious! It sometimes happens during combat when you do a second takedown RIGHT ''right'' after a first one.



** When fighting two of them, having one throw a body at you but instead hitting the other one in the back of the head with it.

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** When fighting two of them, having one throw a body an unconscious thug at you you, but instead hitting the other one in the back of the head with it.



* The Riddler growing more and more aggravated as Batman gets closer to solving his riddles likely brought a sly smile to many a player's face. Even funnier when Batman solves his final riddle right as the Gotham PD burst into his room.
** With the 237th solved riddle, the Riddler calls Batman ''yet again'' to accuse him of cheating. On the screen, you see Batman's radio isolate the Riddler's signal after so many calls, find his location, and upload it to the Gotham PD, while he continues to rant. Which only makes his arrest after 240th riddle all the sweeter.

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* The Riddler [[VillainousBreakdown growing more and more aggravated aggravated]] as Batman gets closer to solving his riddles likely brought a sly smile to many a player's face. Even funnier when Batman solves his final riddle right as the Gotham PD burst into his room.
** With the 237th solved riddle, the Riddler calls Batman ''yet again'' to accuse him of cheating. On the screen, you see Batman's radio isolate the Riddler's signal after so many calls, find his location, and upload it to the Gotham PD, while he continues to rant. Which only makes his arrest after the 240th riddle all the sweeter.



* At one stage, you are unable to reach Harley because of a force field fence. She taunts you, saying that you'll never be able to find Gordon no matter how hard you...

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* At one stage, you are you're unable to reach Harley because of a force field fence.field. She taunts you, saying that you'll never be able to find Gordon no matter how hard you...



* When you're playing as the Joker, you can sneak up behind a guy and ''punt him in the nuts from the back''. And then there are the Joker's takedown special moves in the combat maps.... he uses his handbuzzer as one of them, and in another special takedown, two fingers to someone's eyes.
* The Joker's infamous line: "Tell me, Bats, what are you really ''scared'' of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? [[BrainBleach Me? In a]] '''[[BrainBleach thong?]]'''" I'm sure that'll haunt Batman's mind for sometime.

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* When you're playing as the Joker, you can sneak up behind a guy guard and ''punt ''[[GroinAttack punt him in the nuts nuts]] from the back''.behind''. And then there are the Joker's takedown special moves in the combat maps.... he uses his handbuzzer as one of them, and in another special takedown, two fingers to someone's eyes.
* The Joker's infamous line: "Tell me, Bats, what are you really ''scared'' of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? [[BrainBleach Me? In a]] '''[[BrainBleach thong?]]'''" I'm sure that'll That's bound to haunt Batman's mind both Batman and likely the player's minds for sometime.some time.



** Also, in the beginning, you go by a TV screen with Warden on it. Joker's response is priceless, especially in the voice he says it in: "Oh look, it's my favorite show 'I'm Warden Idiot you'll never escape.' -Joker laughs-" And after Croc says he'll rip Batman apart, and eat his bones, Joker says "That reminds me, I really need to get me some new shoes."

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** Also, in the beginning, you go by a TV screen with Warden on it. Joker's response is priceless, especially in the voice he says it in: "Oh look, it's my favorite show show. 'I'm Warden Idiot you'll Idiot! You'll never escape.' -Joker laughs-" escape!' -laughs-" And after Croc says he'll rip Batman apart, and eat his bones, Joker says quips "That reminds me, I really ''really'' need to get me some new shoes."shoes!"



-->''When I first heard the Joker planned to take over this nuthouse, like many of us, I thought he was crazy. When he outlined his dictation of a hospital dedicated to ensuring inmates remain loony for as long as possible, I thought he was wacky! Then when he held me down, and razor-cut a new smile onto my face, I decided he had a point. Situated in a small island in Gotham Bay, we stop at nothing to ensure no screwball can fly the coop. Recent successes with Bruce Wayne, a classic case of split personality if I ever saw one, has cemented our reputation as a pioneering slaughterhouse. Our head of research, Dr. Crane, has made no real progress, but seems to enjoy his work, so what the heck. Our new patients' ward is manned by Waylon Jones: [[ImAHumanitarian I'm assured that he's enjoyed almost every patient sent to him, and boasts empty beds in all his wards]].''\

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-->''When I first heard the Joker planned to take over this nuthouse, like many of us, I thought he was crazy. When he outlined his dictation of a hospital dedicated to ensuring inmates remain loony for as long as possible, I thought he was wacky! Then when he held me down, and razor-cut a new smile onto my face, I decided he had a point. Situated in a small island in Gotham Bay, we stop at nothing to ensure no screwball can fly the coop. Recent successes with Bruce Wayne, a classic case of split personality if I ever saw one, has cemented our reputation as a pioneering slaughterhouse. Our head of research, Dr. Crane, has made no real progress, but seems to enjoy his work, so what the heck. heck? Our new patients' ward is manned by Waylon Jones: [[ImAHumanitarian I'm assured that he's enjoyed almost every patient sent to him, and boasts empty beds in all his wards]].''\
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* Ah, the sounds of Riddler's VillainousBreakdown. Music to my ears. Him demanding that Batman tell him HOW he solved every riddle on the island while Batman remains entirely silent as [[spoiler:the police drag him away]] makes a distinct difference in the coolly arrogant voice over the intercom at the start.
* When you're driving into Arkham, there's a sign saying "Hitchhikers May Be Escaped Patients." Apparently Quincy hasn't polished up the place for the mayoral office to let him take it down.
* Mark Hamil's over the top laughs. There is one laugh he does I can't put into words, but it's something like this.
--->'''Joker''' BEW-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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* Ah, the sounds of Riddler's VillainousBreakdown. Music to my ears. Him demanding that Batman tell him HOW ''how'' he solved every riddle on the island while Batman remains entirely silent as [[spoiler:the police drag him away]] makes a distinct difference in the coolly arrogant voice over the intercom at the start.
* When you're driving into Arkham, there's a sign saying "Hitchhikers May Be Escaped Patients." Apparently Apparently, Quincy hasn't polished up the place for the mayoral office to let him take it down.
* Mark Hamil's over the top laughs. There is one laugh he does I can't put into words, but it's something like this.
--->'''Joker''' BEW-AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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* ComicBook/TheJoker has a PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy moment when addressing Aaron Cash.
--> '''"Lighten up, ''homes'', I'm just messin' witcha."'''

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* ComicBook/TheJoker The Joker has a PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy moment when addressing Aaron Cash.
--> '''"Lighten "Lighten up, ''homes'', I'm just messin' witcha."'''"



--->"Well, you'll be laughing out of your butt when I get out."

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--->"Well, you'll be laughing out of outta your butt when I get out."out!"



* Batman is casually, in his own way, walking to where the Joker is in the second to last stage. Then guards began to attack. Cue back handed punches. The best part is Batman is not paying attention to them and still looking at Joker.

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* Batman is casually, in his own way, walking to where the Joker is in the second to last stage. Then guards thugs began to attack. Cue back handed punches. many an OffhandBackhand. The best part is Batman is not isn't paying attention to them and still looking at Joker.



** [[CaptainObvious "Don't let him hit you!"]]

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** [[CaptainObvious "Don't let him hit you!"]]you, ya idiot!"]]



* Sometimes, people are talking to the Joker on a video screen, and it's possible to walk up behind them and just stand there for the duration of the conversation. Batman just looks like he's planning to tap the guy on the shoulder just to see his reaction.

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* Sometimes, people thugs are talking to the Joker on a video screen, and it's possible to walk up behind them and just stand there for the duration of the conversation. Batman just looks like he's planning to tap the guy on the shoulder just to see his reaction.



*** 'Batman' is in fact written in BIG RED LETTERS if you look at it right.

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*** 'Batman' is in fact written in BIG RED LETTERS big red letters if you look at it right.



* Joker's taunts in challenge mode demanding ''due sportmanship'', so graciously voiced: "If you weren't hiding in the shadows, ''like a little girl'', this would be over so much faster".

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* Joker's taunts in challenge mode demanding ''due sportmanship'', so graciously voiced: "If you weren't hiding in the shadows, ''like a little girl'', this would be over so much faster".faster."



** Fridge Brilliance kicks in when you realize that The Joker is likely a decade or so older than her.
* Also, Cash's interview with Croc in one of his interview tapes is priceless:
-->'''Croc:''' You think I'm scared of you, Cash? I've got your scent, you're... ''[gets shocked with a scream]''\\
'''Cash:''' And I've got yours too. Know what? It stinks! Carry on, doc.

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** Fridge Brilliance kicks in when you realize that The the Joker is likely a decade or so older than her.
* Also, Cash's interview with Croc in one of his interview tapes is priceless:
priceless while also doubling as an SugarWiki/{{Awesome Moment|s}} for Cash:
-->'''Croc:''' You think I'm scared of you, Cash? I've got your scent, you're... ''[gets shocked with a scream]''\\
''[screams as [[ShutUpHannibal Cash shocks him]]]''\\
'''Cash:''' And I've got yours yours, too. Know what? It stinks! Carry on, doc.



-->'''Joker:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion No, Santa Claus.]] '''OF COURSE, BATMAN! ALWAYS BATMAN!'''

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-->'''Joker:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion No, No,]] [[SarcasmMode Santa Claus.]] '''OF COURSE, BATMAN! ALWAYS BATMAN!'''



* Joker announces that there is a new rule for his mooks, which punishment for not following it is death. Also, said rule is a secret. The morbidly hilarious fact comes when you realize ''he may be absolutely serious about this whole thing''.
* In the Visitor's Center, there's a piece of paper on the wall that you can only read if you are playing the PC version with graphics set to maximum quality, and even then not very well:

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* Joker announces that there is there's a new rule for his mooks, which and the punishment for not following it is death. Also, said rule is a secret. The morbidly hilarious fact comes when you realize ''he may be absolutely serious about this whole thing''.
* In the Visitor's Center, there's a piece of paper on the wall that you can only read if you are you're playing the PC version with graphics set to maximum quality, and even then then, not very well:



** The game trolls you so convincingly that many players are fooled at first . "Did anyone patch the game last night?" (Screen gets corrupted)

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** The game trolls you so convincingly that many players are fooled at first . "Did anyone patch catch the game last night?" (Screen gets corrupted)



* Not sure if it happens every time, but in one sequence where you have to disarm a gift-wrapped Joker venom bomb, if you start running out of time, Joker starts a countdown over the intercom.
---> '''Joker:''' Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...''four...three...two...one...! BOOOOOM!'' Ahahahahah! Only joking. ''(turns out the bomb is a fake)''

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* Not sure if it happens every time, but in In one sequence where you have to disarm a gift-wrapped Joker venom bomb, if you start running out of time, Joker starts a countdown over the intercom.
---> '''Joker:''' Ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...''four...three...two...one...! BOOOOOM!'' Ahahahahah! Only joking. ''(turns out the ''(the bomb is a turns out to be fake)''
23rd Jun '17 12:46:05 AM PutotyraNoZarus
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* Setting the tone for the game is the introduction when Batman is accompanying Joker back to the asylum. He is cleared by the security scanners, then suddenly multiple alarms start sounding and warning lights flash ... because Batman has stepped in range of the scanner. The poor technician sounded so awkward when he tries to talk about it when Sharpe and Cash demand to have Joker searched again.



** Becomes even more hilarious in hindsight thanks to [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight Arkham Knight]], where one of the mooks' lines of background dialogue is "Remember: if you see Batman, scream and charge. Never fails."

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** Becomes even more hilarious in hindsight thanks to [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight ''[[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight Arkham Knight]], Knight]]'', where one of the mooks' lines of background dialogue is "Remember: if you see Batman, scream and charge. Never fails."



* Setting the tone for the game is the introduction when Batman is accompanying Joker back to the asylum. He is cleared by the security scanners, then suddenly multiple alarms start sounding and warning lights flash ... because Batman has stepped in range of the scanner.
16th May '17 1:06:58 PM Michael
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* Setting the tone for the game is the introduction when Batman is accompanying Joker back to the asylum. He is cleared by the security scanners, then suddenly multiple alarms start sounding and warning lights flash ... because Batman has stepped in range of the scanner.
4th May '17 5:40:47 PM Mudstone
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* If you purchased the [[LimitedSpecialCollectorsUltimateEdition Collectors Edition]]of the game, it comes with a copy of Dr. Young’s Journal, which includes psychological profiles that she has compiled for many of the super villains in the asylum.... As well as her analysis on Batman, in which she literally got every single detail about him wrong (highlights include her hypothesis that Batman had a 'a childhood free from trauma', and that he engages in substance abuse). [[CriticalResearchFailure Not helped by the fact that she actually thought that the inmates of the asylum will be an unbiased source of information on learning about Batman]].

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* If you purchased the [[LimitedSpecialCollectorsUltimateEdition Collectors Edition]]of Edition]] of the game, it comes with a copy of Dr. Young’s Journal, which includes psychological profiles that she has compiled for many of the super villains in the asylum.... As well as her analysis on Batman, in which she literally got every single detail about him wrong (highlights include her hypothesis that Batman had a 'a childhood free from trauma', and that he engages in substance abuse). [[CriticalResearchFailure Not helped by the fact that she actually thought that the inmates of the asylum will be an unbiased source of information on learning about Batman]].
5th Mar '17 8:06:49 PM nombretomado
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** "[[ShoutOut He may look like an idiot]] [[TheMarxBrothers and talk like an idiot,]] [[Film/DuckSoup but don't let that fool you! He really is an idiot.]]"

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** "[[ShoutOut He may look like an idiot]] [[TheMarxBrothers [[Creator/TheMarxBrothers and talk like an idiot,]] [[Film/DuckSoup but don't let that fool you! He really is an idiot.]]"
15th Feb '17 1:12:53 PM TheFlash
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--> '''Gordon:''' Ouch.

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--> '''Gordon:''' Ouch. Ouch! You crazy bitch!
30th Jan '17 8:00:13 AM fapman
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** With the 197th solved riddle, the Riddler calls Batman ''yet again'' to accuse him of cheating. On the screen, you see Batman's radio isolate the Riddler's signal after so many calls, find his location, and upload it to the Gotham PD, while he continues to rant. Which only makes his arrest after 200th riddle all the sweeter.

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** With the 197th 237th solved riddle, the Riddler calls Batman ''yet again'' to accuse him of cheating. On the screen, you see Batman's radio isolate the Riddler's signal after so many calls, find his location, and upload it to the Gotham PD, while he continues to rant. Which only makes his arrest after 200th 240th riddle all the sweeter.
30th Jan '17 1:58:53 AM SydJones
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** "You wasted the antidote on ''yourself''?! (Laughs) Now ''that'' is funny!"

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** * "You wasted the antidote on ''yourself''?! (Laughs) Now ''that'' is ''that's'' funny!"
30th Jan '17 1:56:07 AM SydJones
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** "You wasted the antidote on ''yourself''?! (Laughs) Now ''that'' is funny!"
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