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* The entire sequence when Obi-Wan goes to Kamino to buy more drugs. But especially...
--> '''Lama Su:''' We are well aware of the Jedi reputation for recreational mind-expansion. And you might say that we are innovators in the mind-expansional sciences.
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' ''[Not catching on]'' That sounds... awesome.
--> '''Lama Su:''' Perhaps our advancements could be of benefit to you.
--> ''[Obi-Wan continues to look baffled]''
--> '''Lama Su:''' ''[Sighing]'' Would you like to buy some drugs, Larry?
--> '''Lama Su:''' We are well aware of the Jedi reputation for recreational mind-expansion. And you might say that we are innovators in the mind-expansional sciences.
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' ''[Not catching on]'' That sounds... awesome.
--> '''Lama Su:''' Perhaps our advancements could be of benefit to you.
--> ''[Obi-Wan continues to look baffled]''
--> '''Lama Su:''' ''[Sighing]'' Would you like to buy some drugs, Larry?
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* How the race to the liquor store starts.
--> '''Anakin:''' Is the liquor store open?
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' It closes at midnight.
-->''[Pause]''
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' Race you! ''[Hurls himself through a glass window]''
--> '''Anakin:''' Is the liquor store open?
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' It closes at midnight.
-->''[Pause]''
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' Race you! ''[Hurls himself through a glass window]''
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** and then they drop Han solo, Pissing off Creepio
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** and then they Then, Creepio's "minions" (read: packing officials) drop Han solo, Pissing and quickly change the radio on the side of Han's packing chamber to country, further pissing off CreepioCreepio as he realizes none of them are listening to him.
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--> '''Creepio:''' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Valar Morghulis]]... Bail Organa... of Alderaan.
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--> '''Creepio:''' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Valar Morghulis]]...Morghulis]][[note]]All men must die[[/note]]... Bail Organa... of Alderaan.
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* After Creepio is sentenced to be mind-wiped...
--> '''Creepio:''' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Valar Morghulis]]... Bail Organa... of Alderaan.
--> '''Creepio:''' [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Valar Morghulis]]... Bail Organa... of Alderaan.
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**and then they drop Han solo, Pissing off Creepio
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* The fact that one of Anakin's biggest reasons for turning to the Dark Side was because [[spoiler: he was [[FateWorseThanDeath friend-zoned]] due to Obi-Wan and Padme's [[CrackShip relationship]].]]
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--> '''Padmé:''' Ani, what do you mean? Are you saying we should-
--> ''[Padmé's speech dramatically slows down as the camera shifts to focus on Creepio. [[ScareChord Intense violins play in the background]]]''
--> '''Hallucination!Padmé:''' [[AC:give the baby to Creepio?]]
--> ''[Padmé's speech dramatically slows down as the camera shifts to focus on Creepio. [[ScareChord Intense violins play in the background]]]''
--> '''Hallucination!Padmé:''' [[AC:give the baby to Creepio?]]
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--> '''Anakin:''' Look, I talked [Obi-Wan] into going to rehab, but [telling him about the baby] can't be on me.
--> '''Padmé:''' Ani, what do you mean? Are you saying we should-
--> ''[Padmé's speech dramatically slows down as the camera shifts to focus on Creepio. [[ScareChord Intense violins play in the background]]]''
--> '''Hallucination!Padmé:''' [[AC:give the baby to Creepio?]]
--> '''Padmé:''' Ani, what do you mean? Are you saying we should-
--> ''[Padmé's speech dramatically slows down as the camera shifts to focus on Creepio. [[ScareChord Intense violins play in the background]]]''
--> '''Hallucination!Padmé:''' [[AC:give the baby to Creepio?]]
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* As Anakin burns on Mustafar...
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* The entirety of this exchange:
--> '''Padmé:''' Ani, what do you mean? Are you saying we should-
--> ''[Padmé's speech dramatically slows down as the camera shifts to focus on Creepio. [[ScareChord Intense violins play in the background]]]''
--> '''Hallucination!Padmé:''' [[AC:give the baby to Creepio?]]
--> '''Anakin:''' You know, to be honest, I'm feeling a little unappreciated right now! Do you have any idea how
--> ''[SmashCut back to Creepio]''
--> '''Hallucination!Anakin:''' [[AC: great of a father Creepio would be?]]
--> '''Anakin:''' I'm starting a new job soon, and it's time for me to start looking after myself.
--> ''[One final cut back to Creepio. The camera is as close as it can be to that cold, unfeeling, yet darkly mischievous husk Creepio wears. The violins are at full intensity now]''
--> '''Hallucination!Anakin:''' '''[[AC:So give the baby to Creepio]],''' '''''[[AC: and fulfill the prophecy]].'''''
* As Anakin burns onMustafar...Lava World...
--> '''Padmé:''' Ani, what do you mean? Are you saying we should-
--> ''[Padmé's speech dramatically slows down as the camera shifts to focus on Creepio. [[ScareChord Intense violins play in the background]]]''
--> '''Hallucination!Padmé:''' [[AC:give the baby to Creepio?]]
--> '''Anakin:''' You know, to be honest, I'm feeling a little unappreciated right now! Do you have any idea how
--> ''[SmashCut back to Creepio]''
--> '''Hallucination!Anakin:''' [[AC: great of a father Creepio would be?]]
--> '''Anakin:''' I'm starting a new job soon, and it's time for me to start looking after myself.
--> ''[One final cut back to Creepio. The camera is as close as it can be to that cold, unfeeling, yet darkly mischievous husk Creepio wears. The violins are at full intensity now]''
--> '''Hallucination!Anakin:''' '''[[AC:So give the baby to Creepio]],''' '''''[[AC: and fulfill the prophecy]].'''''
* As Anakin burns on
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--> '''Vader:''' ''[On the quality of the dance fight]]'' Dude, this sucks. ''We'' suck! What are we doing?
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--> '''Vader:''' ''[On the quality of the dance fight]]'' fight]'' Dude, this sucks. ''We'' suck! What are we doing?
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** And the LampshadeHanging on both the series' timeline and the ''huge'' difference between the emotionally-charged lightsaber battles of the original trilogy versus the heavily stylized choreography of the prequels
--> '''Vader:''' Dude, how ''old'' are you? You look 85! How is this possible? No, seriously! Aren't you only like [[YoungerThanTheyLook 15 years older than me]]?
--> ...
--> '''Vader:''' ''[On the quality of the dance fight]]'' Dude, this sucks. ''We'' suck! What are we doing?
--> '''Vader:''' Dude, how ''old'' are you? You look 85! How is this possible? No, seriously! Aren't you only like [[YoungerThanTheyLook 15 years older than me]]?
--> ...
--> '''Vader:''' ''[On the quality of the dance fight]]'' Dude, this sucks. ''We'' suck! What are we doing?
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** Special mention goes to how Boba slooooowly steps out of the room. That's right. ''[[MemeticBadass Boba Fett]]'' can't deal with father-daughter issues.
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-->'''Vader:''' We thought you were dead! There was a funeral!
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-->'''Vader:''' We It's been three years! I thought you were dead! There was We had a funeral!funeral and everything! What is ''wrong'' with you?!
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--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' Hey, you wanna buy some death sticks?
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell me any death sticks]].
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell me any death sticks]].
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--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' Hey, you wanna buy some death sticks?
deathsticks?
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell me anydeath sticks]].deathsticks]].
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell me any
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* Duke asking Fartoo for naked pictures of Leia.
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* Duke asking Fartoo [=Far2=] for naked pictures of Leia.
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* The background Stormtroopers struggling to get into the Laser Tag arena were definitely worth a chuckle.
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* The background Stormtroopers struggling to get into the Laser Tag arena were definitely worth a chuckle.arena.
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* The sheer SoundtrackDissonance of Gene Autry's "Here Comes Santa Claus" being played over the "Life Day Parade turned Christmas Parade turned massacre" is enough to give anyone the giggles.
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* The sheer SoundtrackDissonance of Gene Autry's "Here Comes Santa Claus" being played over the [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Life Day Parade turned Christmas Parade turned massacre" massacre"]] is enough to give anyone the giggles.
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--> '''Obi-Wan:''' You want to go home and kill yourself.
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--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[BlackComedy You want to go home and kill yourself.yourself]].
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--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell you any death sticks]].
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--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell you me any death sticks]].
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! The Friend Zone
* This exchange...
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' Hey, you wanna buy some death sticks?
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell you any death sticks]].
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' Ehhh I don't want to sell you deathsticks.
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' You want to go home and kill yourself.
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' I want to go home and kill myself.
* This exchange...
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' Hey, you wanna buy some death sticks?
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell you any death sticks]].
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' Ehhh I don't want to sell you deathsticks.
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' You want to go home and kill yourself.
--> '''Sleazebaggano:''' I want to go home and kill myself.
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--> '''Vader:''' [[BigYes YEAH!]] '''''[[Big Yes YEEAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII!]]'''''
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--> '''Vader:''' [[BigYes YEAH!]] '''''[[Big Yes '''''[[BigYes YEEAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII!]]'''''
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--> '''[[MeaningfulName Sleazebaggano]]:''' [[CallBack Smoked]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin deathsticks]] [[CallBack until he achieved death]]. He died space-penniless because he was [[WhatAnIdiot the only person stupid enough to smoke something called deathsticks]].
--> '''Jar Jar Jar:''' [[TakeThat Folded up in a drawer somewhere]].
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! Revenge of Middle Management
* The theme at the beginning seamlessly transitioning from ''Star Wars'' to ''[[SupermanTheMovie Superman]]''.
* The fact that one of Anakin's biggest reasons for turning to the Dark Side was because [[spoiler: he was [[FateWorseThanDeath friend-zoned]] due to Obi-Wan and Padme's [[CrackShip relationship]].]]
* As Anakin burns on Mustafar...
--> '''Obi Wan:''' I never wanted to hurt any- ''(Anakin catches on fire)'' ''[[OhCrap OH SNAP]]''!
* Anakin being inducted into the company:
--> '''Vader:''' [[BigYes YEAH!]] '''''[[Big Yes YEEAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII!]]'''''
* The entirety of the [[WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue epilogue]], but here are a few selections...
-->
* The theme at the beginning seamlessly transitioning from ''Star Wars'' to ''[[SupermanTheMovie Superman]]''.
* The fact that one of Anakin's biggest reasons for turning to the Dark Side was because [[spoiler: he was [[FateWorseThanDeath friend-zoned]] due to Obi-Wan and Padme's [[CrackShip relationship]].]]
* As Anakin burns on Mustafar...
--> '''Obi Wan:''' I never wanted to hurt any- ''(Anakin catches on fire)'' ''[[OhCrap OH SNAP]]''!
* Anakin being inducted into the company:
--> '''Vader:''' [[BigYes YEAH!]] '''''[[Big Yes YEEAAAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII!]]'''''
* The entirety of the [[WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue epilogue]], but here are a few selections...
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* Vader grounding Leia after an epic rant about her loser friends."loser" friends.
* The background Stormtroopers struggling to get into the Laser Tag arena were definitely worth a chuckle.
--> '''Stormtrooper 1:''' Get it together, MIKE!
* The background Stormtroopers struggling to get into the Laser Tag arena were definitely worth a chuckle.
--> '''Stormtrooper 1:''' Get it together, MIKE!
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--> Vader: '''Vader:''' There's just no way to spin this.this.
* Right before Vader and Obi-Wan's final dance fight...
--> '''Obi-Wan Ben Larry Kenobi:''' [[BadassBoast Have you forgotten the last time we danced]]? Because I have.
* Right before Vader and Obi-Wan's final dance fight...
--> '''Obi-Wan Ben Larry Kenobi:''' [[BadassBoast Have you forgotten the last time we danced]]? Because I have.
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* Vader saying Dirtfarmer is just what they call illegitimate children on Tatooine, like John Snow...[[Series/GameOfThrones Jon Snow]]...of Hoth.
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-->Anakin: What are the midiclorians?
-->Qui-Gon: It's heroin.
-->Qui-Gon: It's heroin.
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--> '''[[LargeHam Announcer]]:''' ''"Star Storm: The Destruction of Father"... in [[UsefulNores/ThreeDMovie 3D]]''.
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--> '''[[LargeHam Announcer]]:''' '''Announcer:''' ''"Star Storm: The Destruction of Father"... in [[UsefulNores/ThreeDMovie 3D]]''.
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* Creepio's [[LargeHam grand]] speech on his "Evolution Chamber", which will transform Han into "the future of mankind".
--> '''Creepio:''' From this day hence, you shall be known as... '''''HAN SINGULAR'''''!
--> '''Creepio:''' From this day hence, you shall be known as... '''''HAN SINGULAR'''''!
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--> '''[[LargeHam Announcer]]:''' ''"Star Storm: The Destruction of Father"... in [[UsefulNores/ThreeDMovie 3D]]''3D]]''.
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* Creepio's 80s action movie fantasy where he's the badass ScienceHero out to deal with Vader, Bail Organa, and Jar-Jar.
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* Creepio's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment 80s action movie fantasy fantasy]] where he's the badass ScienceHero out to deal with Vader, Vader ("Father"), Bail Organa, Organa ("Borganis"), and Jar-Jar.Jar-Jar ("Jarok").
--> '''[[LargeHam Announcer]]:''' ''"Star Storm: The Destruction of Father"... in [[UsefulNores/ThreeDMovie 3D]]''
--> '''[[LargeHam Announcer]]:''' ''"Star Storm: The Destruction of Father"... in [[UsefulNores/ThreeDMovie 3D]]''
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* The sheer SoundtrackDissonance of Gene Autry's "Here Comes Santa Claus" being played over the "Life Day Parade turned Christmas Parade turned massacre" is enough to give anyone the giggles.
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* Duke asking Fartoo for naked pictures of Leia.
* Vader grounding Leia after an epic rant about her loser friends.
* Vader grounding Leia after an epic rant about her loser friends.
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* Palpatine's extended rant about Life Day and why they can't they just call it Christmas.
* The Walkers having Reindeer antlers because they're a Christmas parade.
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The series is full of hilarious examples.
! Jedi Party
* This exchange between Anakin and Qui Gon.
-->Anakin: What are the midiclorians?
-->Qui-Gon: It's heroin.
! Laser Moon Awakens
* Vader's reaction to Alderaan being destroyed.
--> Vader: There's just no way to spin this.
! Attack of the Phantom Past
* Palpatine insisting on Vader talking with holograms instead of a viewscreen and then meeting him in his office. Essentially, keeping him moving for no reason.
* Vader's troops RickRolling him. TWICE.
** The second example is doubly funny because it's clear Vader knows it's coming but can't stop it because he has no official reason not to look.
* Creepio's 80s action movie fantasy where he's the badass ScienceHero out to deal with Vader, Bail Organa, and Jar-Jar.
* Vader's VillainousBreakdown when he sees Leia after three years of her hanging out with Han Solo.
-->Vader: We thought you were dead! There was a funeral!
* Vader saying Dirtfarmer is just what they call illegitimate children on Tatooine, like John Snow...of Hoth.
! Jedi Party
* This exchange between Anakin and Qui Gon.
-->Anakin: What are the midiclorians?
-->Qui-Gon: It's heroin.
! Laser Moon Awakens
* Vader's reaction to Alderaan being destroyed.
--> Vader: There's just no way to spin this.
! Attack of the Phantom Past
* Palpatine insisting on Vader talking with holograms instead of a viewscreen and then meeting him in his office. Essentially, keeping him moving for no reason.
* Vader's troops RickRolling him. TWICE.
** The second example is doubly funny because it's clear Vader knows it's coming but can't stop it because he has no official reason not to look.
* Creepio's 80s action movie fantasy where he's the badass ScienceHero out to deal with Vader, Bail Organa, and Jar-Jar.
* Vader's VillainousBreakdown when he sees Leia after three years of her hanging out with Han Solo.
-->Vader: We thought you were dead! There was a funeral!
* Vader saying Dirtfarmer is just what they call illegitimate children on Tatooine, like John Snow...of Hoth.
