History Funny / AmericanPsycho

17th Oct '15 7:14:15 PM BronyoftheOctaves
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** This scene: --> '''Luis''': Patrick! --> '''Patrick''': '''WHAT IS IT?!''' --> '''Luis''': Where are you going? --> '''Patrick''': [[{{Catchphrase}} I have to return some video tapes]]. ** Ten times funnier as Patrick awkwardly leaves, he again hears Luis call him and he turns to see Luis doing the 'Call me!' signal, which only causes Patrick to leave in embarrassment.
27th Aug '15 9:33:01 PM WillBGood
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---> '''I stick out my hand at a crooked angle, trying to mimic a rapper. "Hey," I say. "I'm fresh. The freshest, y'know-- like, uh, def-- the deffest." I take a sip of champagne. "You know-- def."\\ To prove this I spot a black guy with dreadlocks and I walk up to him and exclaim "Rasta Man!" and hold out my hand, anticipating a high-five''.
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---> '''I I stick out my hand at a crooked angle, trying to mimic a rapper. "Hey," I say. "I'm fresh. The freshest, y'know-- like, uh, def-- the deffest." I take a sip of champagne. "You know-- def."\\ To prove this I spot a black guy with dreadlocks and I walk up to him and exclaim "Rasta Man!" and hold out my hand, anticipating a high-five''.high-five.
27th Aug '15 9:32:44 PM WillBGood
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** Here it is from the book: ---> '''I stick out my hand at a crooked angle, trying to mimic a rapper. "Hey," I say. "I'm fresh. The freshest, y'know-- like, uh, def-- the deffest." I take a sip of champagne. "You know-- def."\\ To prove this I spot a black guy with dreadlocks and I walk up to him and exclaim "Rasta Man!" and hold out my hand, anticipating a high-five''.
8th Jul '15 2:18:31 PM AlphaHandingGems
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* Patrick becomes very happy when he manages to buy a box of cereal by paying with an expired coupon. He tries to whistle "Hip to be Square" while he eats them and then proceeds to run up and down the streets, screaming "like a banshee", his open coat flying like a cape. * In one commercial on TV, a man says to his wife, "Hey, you're right... this margarine really does taste better than shit."
27th Apr '15 7:20:24 AM Tianzi
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-->"I'm a corporate raider," I whispered lasciviously into the cordless phone. "I orchestrate hostile takeovers. What do you think of that?" and I would pause before making sucking noises, freakish piglike grunts, and then ask, "Huh, ''bitch?''" Most of the time I could tell they were frightened and this pleased me greatly, enabled me to maintain a strong, pulsing erection for the duration of the calls, until one of the girls, Hilary Wallace, asked, unfazed, "Dad, is that you?" and whatever enthusiasm I'd built up plummeted.
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-->"I'm a corporate raider," I whispered lasciviously into the cordless phone. "I orchestrate hostile takeovers. What do you think of that?" and I would pause before making sucking noises, freakish piglike grunts, and then ask, "Huh, ''bitch?''" Most of the time I could tell they were frightened and this pleased me greatly, enabled me to maintain a strong, pulsing erection for the duration of the calls, until one of the girls, Hilary Wallace, asked, unfazed, "Dad, "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Dad, is that you?" you?]]" and whatever enthusiasm I'd built up plummeted.
30th Mar '15 5:57:42 AM TheLuckyCat
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* Bateman's red snapper pizza rant in the book is pretty funny too, especially since it comes totally out of left field:
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* Bateman's [[RantInducingSlight red snapper pizza rant rant]] in the book is pretty funny too, especially since it comes totally out of left field:

* Bateman playing with the little daughter of one of his associates, offering her his American Express card: "I'm shaking my head, talking in a high-pitched baby voice, squeezing her chin, waving the card in front of her face, cooing, 'Yes I'm a total psychopathic murderer, oh yes I am, I like to kill people, [[CutenessProxmity oh yes I do, honey, little sweetie pie, yes I do...'"]]
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* Bateman playing with the little daughter of one of his associates, offering her his American Express card: "I'm shaking my head, talking in a high-pitched baby voice, squeezing her chin, waving the card in front of her face, cooing, 'Yes I'm a total psychopathic murderer, oh yes I am, I like to kill people, [[CutenessProxmity [[CutenessProximity oh yes I do, honey, little sweetie pie, yes I do...'"]]
30th Mar '15 5:56:40 AM TheLuckyCat
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* Bateman playing with the little daughter of one of his associates, offering her his American Express card: "I'm shaking my head, talking in a high-pitched baby voice, squeezing her chin, waving the card in front of her face, cooing, 'Yes I'm a total psychopathic murderer, oh yes I am, I like to kill people, oh yes I do, honey, little sweetie pie, yes I do...'"
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* Bateman playing with the little daughter of one of his associates, offering her his American Express card: "I'm shaking my head, talking in a high-pitched baby voice, squeezing her chin, waving the card in front of her face, cooing, 'Yes I'm a total psychopathic murderer, oh yes I am, I like to kill people, [[CutenessProxmity oh yes I do, honey, little sweetie pie, yes I do...'"'"]]

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* Along with a teller demanding Patrick "Kill the President!" and "Feed me a Stray Cat", Patrick also hallucinates that a park bench chased him down the street for several blocks. He recounts that with total sincerity.
6th Oct '14 7:42:37 PM Kasumiwumi
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* Bateman's [[WildTake surprised look]] when he shoots at a police car [[MadeOfExplodium and it explodes.]]
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* Bateman's [[WildTake [[EyeTake surprised look]] when he shoots at a police car [[MadeOfExplodium and it explodes.]]
13th Aug '14 8:19:57 AM WillBGood
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The dummied-out entries might be from the book and the movie, but I can't remember. Someone else confirm?
!! In both the book and movie:

** From the same scene: "...we also go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."
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** From the same scene: scene in the book: "...we also go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut."" * The cash machine that says "Feed me a stray cat". * A scene in the book (filmed but omitted from the movie) features Patrick painfully [[TotallyRadical trying to be hip]] and familiar with a Rastafarian, calling him "Marley" and saying "...yeah, we be jammin'..." to himself after being brushed off. %% * "We're trying to get high off of it, not sprinkle it on our fucking cornflakes!" !! In the book:

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U The scene]] in the film in which Bateman reels off all manner of memorized observations regarding the musical styling of Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews - [[CasualDangerDialog all the while preparing to murder Paul Allen.]] ** Try not to laugh when Bateman ''moon-walks'' behind his drugged victim. Also: "[[HeyYouHaymaker Hey, Paul!]]" *** The capper is "[[SoundtrackDissonance Hip to Be Square]]" playing over the violent murder, Bateman [[DissonantSerenity acting positively giddy just before the act]], and his calmly lighting a cigar after the act is over, with [[BloodIsTheNewBlack blood all over his face]]. * The Chainsaw Scene, especially the part where he drops the chainsaw down a flight of stairs onto her. ** For those who haven't seen the movie, he actually tries ''tracking'' his target from above by holding the chainsaw out with one arm and circling it around and around. And he hits the target. * The cash machine that says "Feed me a stray cat". * A deleted scene features Patrick painfully [[TotallyRadical trying to be hip]] and familiar with a Rastafarian, calling him "Marley" and saying "...yeah, we be jammin'..." to himself after being brushed off. * "We're trying to get high off of it, not sprinkle it on our fucking cornflakes!" * "Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole... Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds - Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it." * The chapter in the book where Bateman and his associates are trying to organize a dinner in a restaurant using conference call and mess everything up. * Bateman's [[WildTake surprised look]] when he shoots at a police car [[MadeOfExplodium and it explodes.]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U The scene]] in the film in which Bateman reels off all manner of memorized observations regarding the musical styling of Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews - [[CasualDangerDialog all the while preparing to murder Paul Allen.]] ** Try not to laugh when Bateman ''moon-walks'' behind his drugged victim. Also: "[[HeyYouHaymaker Hey, Paul!]]" *** The capper is "[[SoundtrackDissonance Hip to Be Square]]" playing over the violent murder, Bateman [[DissonantSerenity acting positively giddy just before the act]], and his calmly lighting a cigar after the act is over, with [[BloodIsTheNewBlack blood all over his face]]. * The Chainsaw Scene, especially the part where he drops the chainsaw down a flight of stairs onto her. ** For those who haven't seen the movie, he actually tries ''tracking'' his target from above by holding the chainsaw out with one arm and circling it around and around. And he hits the target. * The cash machine that says "Feed me a stray cat". * A deleted scene features Patrick painfully [[TotallyRadical trying to be hip]] and familiar with a Rastafarian, calling him "Marley" and saying "...yeah, we be jammin'..." to himself after being brushed off. * "We're trying to get high off of it, not sprinkle it on our fucking cornflakes!" * "Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole... Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds - Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it." * The chapter in the book where Bateman and his associates are trying to organize a dinner in a restaurant using conference call and mess everything up. * Bateman's [[WildTake surprised look]] when he shoots at a police car [[MadeOfExplodium and it explodes.]]up.

* There's a scene in the movie where Bateman is making ridiculous faces as he flexes his muscles at himself in the mirror, while he's having sex with two prostitutes, as Phil Collins's "Sussudio" plays.

* Again from the book, there's a fake TV talk show (think Maury Povich) that Patrick occasionally watches called ''The Patty Winters Show''. The topics he mentions start out as pretty normal and mundane (Autism), but they quickly descend into nonsense ("Dwarf Tossing" "A boy who fell in love with a box of soap", and "[[TheGreys UFOs]] That Kill"). Later on, when Patrick's lost all touch with reality, the show has [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]] on as a guest, who Patrick claimed was "surprisingly articulate and charming", and finally...
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* Again from the book, there's There's a fake TV talk show (think Maury Povich) that Patrick occasionally watches called ''The Patty Winters Show''. The topics he mentions start out as pretty normal and mundane (Autism), but they quickly descend into nonsense ("Dwarf Tossing" "A boy who fell in love with a box of soap", and "[[TheGreys UFOs]] That Kill"). Later on, when Patrick's lost all touch with reality, the show has [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]] on as a guest, who Patrick claimed was "surprisingly articulate and charming", and finally...

* In the movie, when the hooker is trying to escape from Bateman's apartment, she trips and falls, and Bateman catches up with her... only for him to stop, grab her leg, and start biting on it. She stares at him numbly for a moment, then slowly draws her other leg back and kicks him square in the face. In what ''should'' be a horrifying scene, [[MoodWhiplash the audience laughs their collective asses off]]. ** "Not the face! You bitch!" * "I like to dissect girls, did you know I'm utterly insane?"

* In the movie, after Luis mistakes Patrick's attempt to strangle him as an attempt to come on to him, Patrick scrubs his hands furiously in the sink... without taking his gloves off. * From the novel-- Patrick makes a bunch of obscene phone calls:
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* In the movie, after Luis mistakes Patrick's attempt to strangle him as an attempt to come on to him, Patrick scrubs his hands furiously in the sink... without taking his gloves off. * From the novel-- Patrick makes a bunch of obscene phone calls:

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!! In the movie: * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U The scene]] in which Bateman reels off all manner of memorized observations regarding the musical styling of Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews - [[CasualDangerDialog all the while preparing to murder Paul Allen.]] ** Try not to laugh when Bateman ''moon-walks'' behind his drugged victim. Also: "[[HeyYouHaymaker Hey, Paul!]]" *** The capper is "[[SoundtrackDissonance Hip to Be Square]]" playing over the violent murder, Bateman [[DissonantSerenity acting positively giddy just before the act]], and his calmly lighting a cigar after the act is over, with [[BloodIsTheNewBlack blood all over his face]]. * The Chainsaw Scene, especially the part where he drops the chainsaw down a flight of stairs onto her. He actually tries ''tracking'' his target from above by holding the chainsaw out with one arm and circling it around and around. And he hits the target. * "Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole... Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds - Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it." * Bateman's [[WildTake surprised look]] when he shoots at a police car [[MadeOfExplodium and it explodes.]] * Bateman making ridiculous faces as he flexes his muscles at himself in the mirror, while he's having sex with two prostitutes, as Phil Collins's "Sussudio" plays. * In the movie, after when the hooker is trying to escape from Bateman's apartment, she trips and falls, and Bateman catches up with her... only for him to stop, grab her leg, and start biting on it. She stares at him numbly for a moment, then slowly draws her other leg back and kicks him square in the face. In what ''should'' be a horrifying scene, [[MoodWhiplash the audience laughs their collective asses off]]. ** "Not the face! You bitch!" * After Luis mistakes Patrick's attempt to strangle him as an attempt to come on to him, Patrick scrubs his hands furiously in the sink... without taking his gloves off. * From the novel-- Patrick makes a bunch of obscene phone calls:off.
28th Jul '14 5:31:20 PM ManCalledTrue
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Let's keep politics and Jon Stewart's self-promoting "righteousness" out of this.
** And then later, when Bateman is forced to eat his words because DonaldTrump says he likes the pizza in question. ** Which is in turn HilariousInHindsight when [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] ridiculed Trump for taking SarahPalin to a budget franchise pizza place, passing it off to her and her family as "Authentic New York Pizza".
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