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'''James March:''' That sounds obscene.

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'''James March:''' March, confused but delighted:''' That sounds obscene.obscene.
** When Tristan tries to high-five him, March, having no idea what that means, simply moves past it.

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'''As a Moments subpage, all spoilers are unmarked [[Administrivia/SpoilersOff as per policy.]] Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.'''
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-->'''Liz Taylor''': I'm sorry, lady, this is a ''no-tell'' hotel.

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-->'''Liz Taylor''': Taylor:''' I'm sorry, lady, this is a ''no-tell'' hotel.



-->'''March''': ''(watches Tristan snort cocaine)'' Ahhh, Bolivian Marching Powder. Too tame for my tastes.

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-->'''March''': -->'''March:''' ''(watches Tristan snort cocaine)'' Ahhh, Bolivian Marching Powder. Too tame for my tastes.



-->'''John''': You're under arrest.
-->'''Sally''': ''(smiling)'' Good. ''(licks his nose)''

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-->'''John''': -->'''John:''' You're under arrest.
-->'''Sally''': -->'''Sally:''' ''(smiling)'' Good. ''(licks his nose)''



* While exploring the hotel on her own, Alex comes across [[spoiler: the bloodied ghost of Claudia Bankson who gives this shady remark about her wardrobe.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Claudia''']]: [[spoiler: Is this hell? No, if it was then I’d be the one in that awful Zara knock-off that you’re wearing.]]

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* While exploring the hotel on her own, Alex comes across [[spoiler: the bloodied ghost of Claudia Bankson who gives this shady remark about her wardrobe.]]
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--> [[spoiler: '''Claudia''']]: [[spoiler: '''Claudia:''' Is this hell? No, if it was then I’d be the one in that awful Zara knock-off that you’re wearing.]]



* Iris’s “Hell no, I was ready to do this!” [[spoiler: while uncharacteristically jazzed up and wielding a revolver and a meat cleaver with which to slaughter the Countess’s children.]]
* John Lowe running into the lobby [[spoiler: naked and covered in blood.]] Without even glancing up, Liz Taylor says, “Looks like the breakdown’s going well.”
* There's something hilariously fitting about one of the two hipsters from the previous episode eternally wandering the halls of the Cortez demanding kale

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* Iris’s “Hell no, I was ready to do this!” [[spoiler: while uncharacteristically jazzed up and wielding a revolver and a meat cleaver with which to slaughter the Countess’s children.]]
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* John Lowe running into the lobby [[spoiler: naked and covered in blood.]] blood. Without even glancing up, Liz Taylor says, “Looks like the breakdown’s going well.”
* There's something hilariously fitting about one of the two hipsters from the previous episode eternally wandering the halls of the Cortez demanding kalekale.



-->'''Elizabeth''': ''(crying)'' Let me go!
-->'''March''': ''(smiling, holding her closer)'' No, I don't think I shall.

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-->'''Elizabeth''': -->'''Elizabeth:''' ''(crying)'' Let me go!
-->'''March''': -->'''March:''' ''(smiling, holding her closer)'' No, I don't think I shall.



** And then, immediately after, [[spoiler: some old rotten vampires break into her room, gash open her throat, and drink her blood. They proceed to comment on what a poor meal she made. And these two haven't fed in nearly a century.]]

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** And then, immediately after, [[spoiler: some old rotten vampires break into her room, gash open her throat, and drink her blood. They proceed to comment on what a poor meal she made. And these two haven't fed in nearly a century.]]



* When John, now accepting [[spoiler: he's the Ten Commandments Killer and murders Hahn after he is able to determine he was lusting over Alex]], what does he take from him? '''[[{{Squick}} His penis and testicles]]'''.

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* When John, now accepting [[spoiler: he's the Ten Commandments Killer and murders Hahn after he is able to determine he was lusting over Alex]], Alex, what does he take from him? '''[[{{Squick}} His penis and testicles]]'''.



--->'''Valentino''': [[PrepareToDie You should be honored to die by its blade.]]
--->'''Donovan''': [[ShutUpHannibal Bitch, please!]] ([[spoiler:draws a gun and shoots Valentino in the head]])
* Also from "She Gets Revenge": The Countess going "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Really?]]" right before [[spoiler:shooting a knife-wielding Natacha in the head]], followed by her saying, "Who's the little mouse now?!" Her tone and head motion make the second line very entertaining.
** Donovan dancing to, and later both Liz and Iris [[spoiler:apparently gunning down Donovan and Elizabeth to "Hotline Bling."]]

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--->'''Valentino''': --->'''Valentino:''' [[PrepareToDie You should be honored to die by its blade.]]
--->'''Donovan''': --->'''Donovan:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Bitch, please!]] ([[spoiler:draws (draws a gun and shoots Valentino in the head]])
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* Also from "She Gets Revenge": The Countess going "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Really?]]" right before [[spoiler:shooting shooting a knife-wielding Natacha in the head]], head, followed by her saying, "Who's the little mouse now?!" Her tone and head motion make the second line very entertaining.
** Donovan dancing to, and later both Liz and Iris [[spoiler:apparently apparently gunning down Donovan and Elizabeth to "Hotline Bling."]]"



--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Mr Wu doesn't pay for]] [[BigWhat WHAT]]?"[[note]] If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''."[[/note]]

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--->'''Billie Dean''': Dean:''' Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Mr Wu doesn't pay for]] [[BigWhat WHAT]]?"[[note]] If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''."[[/note]]
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--> It becomes HilariousInHindsight when you realize he predicted exactly what would end up happening.

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--> ** It becomes HilariousInHindsight when you realize he predicted exactly what would end up happening.
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---> It becomes HilariousInHindsight later; she doesn't take his suggestion.

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---> --> It becomes HilariousInHindsight later; she doesn't take his suggestion.when you realize he predicted exactly what would end up happening.
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---> It becomes HilariousInHindsight later; she doesn't take his suggestion.
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'''James March:''' ''[[NightmareFetishist (smiling)]]'' That sounds obscene.

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'''James March:''' ''[[NightmareFetishist (smiling)]]'' That sounds obscene.
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'''James March:''' That sounds obscene.

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'''James March:''' ''[[NightmareFetishist (smiling)]]'' That sounds obscene.
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* The reaction of these two century-old, oh-so-classy vampires to a group of male, Australian strippers roughhousing on a bed like puppies.
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* The look on Elizabeth's face when Iris tells her that Will Drake has gone to get his anus waxed.

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* The look on Elizabeth's face when Iris tells her that Will Drake has gone to get his anus waxed.bleached.
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** She wasn't criticizing, just making a pun. "To vogue" is a sort of performance art practiced in gay bars. It involves imitating / exaggerating the poses of the models in ''Vogue'' magazine, like in Madonna's "Vogue" music video.
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** Arguably, that line makes it even worse due to FridgeHorror: It implies that Sally especially ''likes'' scaring and at the very least psychologically torturing children. Just how many has she offered up to the Addiction demon and/or sewn into a mattress somewhere?
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--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr Wu doesn't pay for [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" ItMakesSenseInContext. [[note]] If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.[[/note]]

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--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Mr Wu doesn't pay for for]] [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" ItMakesSenseInContext. [[note]] WHAT]]?"[[note]] If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.[[/note]]"[[/note]]
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--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr Wu doesn't pay for [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" ItMakesSenseInContext. [[Note:]] If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.[[/Note]]

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--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr Wu doesn't pay for [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" ItMakesSenseInContext. [[Note:]] [[note]] If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.[[/Note]][[/note]]
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--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr Wu doesn't pay for [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" ItMakesSenseInContext. [[Note:If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.]]

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--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr Wu doesn't pay for [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" ItMakesSenseInContext. [[Note:If [[Note:]] If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.]][[/Note]]
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--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr Wu doesn't pay for [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" [[Note: The spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.]]

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--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr Wu doesn't pay for [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" [[Note: The ItMakesSenseInContext. [[Note:If you really want to know, this particular spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.]]
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* From the season finale, psychic Billie Dean's live TV special where she summons the spirits of the hotel:
--->'''Billie Dean''': Wait, wait, wait, he's trying to tell me something... [''bug eyes''] "Mr Wu doesn't pay for [[BigWhat WHAT]]?" [[Note: The spirit's catchphrase is "Mr Wu doesn't pay for ''pussy''.]]
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* Iris's reaction to the pornstars: "I'm sorry douche-bag convention is at the Hilton"
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* There's something hilariously fitting about one of the two hipsters from the previous episode eternally wandering the halls of the Cortez demanding kale
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* When John, now accepting [[spoiler: he's the Ten Commandments Killer and murders Hahn after he is able to determined he was lusting over Alex]], what does he take from him? '''[[{{Squick}} His penis and testicles]]'''.

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* When John, now accepting [[spoiler: he's the Ten Commandments Killer and murders Hahn after he is able to determined determine he was lusting over Alex]], what does he take from him? '''[[{{Squick}} His penis and testicles]]'''.
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* Marcy the Realtor hanging up on someone she'd been speaking to on the phone:

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* Marcy the Realtor hanging up on someone she'd been speaking to chatting away with on the phone:

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* Iris’ “Hell no, I was ready to do this!” [[spoiler: while uncharacteristically jazzed up and wielding a revolver and a meat cleaver with which to slaughter the Countess’s children.]]

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* Iris’ Iris’s “Hell no, I was ready to do this!” [[spoiler: while uncharacteristically jazzed up and wielding a revolver and a meat cleaver with which to slaughter the Countess’s children.]]
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--> '''Victim:''' Help! There's a killer right behind me!

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--> '''Victim:''' Help! There's a killer right behind after me!

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