History Funny / Amalgamate

* Miu has a strange metal box hidden in her lab, which Keebo attempts to open. When asked what’s inside, Kokichi claims that it’s [[ADateWithRosiePalms "toys"]]. A horrified Kaito shouts at Keebo to ''not'' open it.

* Miu’s ''letter''. It’s written in her… [[SirSwearsALot distinctive]] [[DoubleEntedre style]] of speaking, so naturally it veers into this territory, if you ignore the TearJerker and HeartWarmingMoments. Bonus points when you remember that Keebo is the one reading it, forcing you to imagine Miu’s words being spoken in his voice. See below. (Warning: NSFW)

-->'''Miu’s letter:''' Listen up, robo-slut! If you’re reading this, then that means I fucked up – so, you better not be reading this, because I, the gorgeous girl genius, am incapable of fucking up. But if the statistically impossible, worst-case scenario comes to pass, then this gift’s for you. It’s the gift of life – or, in your case, a backup drive. Yeah, that’s right, I managed to replicate your brain ‘cause I’m a god-tier fuckin’ genius. Oh, and I have perfect tits? I know, life ain’t fair if you’re anyone other than me. Anyway, you don’t know this, but yesterday, during one of our “sessions,” I backed up all your memories onto this drive. So, if my plan succeeds, and I get to leave this fucking dump, I can resurrect you after all those limp dicks and glory holes are finally punished. I’ve got a spare drive with me, but I can’t take it into the Virtual World, so this one’s a backup in case, well… I guess if you’re reading this, then that means something definitely went wrong. So, jam this hard drive into your CPU slot and back dat ass up. I imprinted a rudimentary Alter Ego of myself onto the drive, so once you’ve got me inserted as deep as possible, I’ll walk you through the process so you can update the memories again. Oh, and if some fuck wad other than Kee-boner is reading this, you’d better be a fuckin’ genius, too, ‘cause if you don’t use this drive to bring my cyber boy back to life, I’m gonna haunt the shit outta you. I will be in every sex dream you ever have for the rest of your life, and you will not enjoy it. Or maybe you will, ‘cause this bomb ass ghost pussy is gonna fuck the soul right outta your – '”

-->'''Miu’s letter:''' P.S. K1-B0, I will also haunt you if you don’t stop putting yourself down. You are literally the most incredible piece of machinery I’ve ever seen, and you’re an even cooler person. You’re gonna do great things someday. I mean, not as great as me, obviously, but still pretty fuckin’ cool. So, stop doubting yourself and fuckin’ own it already! You are literally metal as fuck, and don’t you ever forget that! Oh, and P.P.S. if that nasty, ankle biting, sword swallowing, cum guzzling, clown fucking little virgin is somehow still alive… tell that little fetus that I’m sorry.

* Miu has a strange metal box hidden in her lab, which Keebo attempts to open. When asked what’s inside, Kokichi claims that it’s [[ADateWithRosiePalms "toys"]]. A panicked Kaito shouts at Keebo to ''not'' open it.

* Miu has a wrapped box hidden in her lab, which Keebo attempts to open. When asked what’s inside Kokichi claims that it’s [[ADateWithRosiePalms "toys"]]. Kaito shouts at Keebo to ''not'' open it ([[spoiler: although it turns out to just be a letter]]).

* And once again, Kokichi is forced to fall into the mastermind role. He claims he has surveillance on the whole school, and knows what everyone does in their alone time… and this causes [[CovertPervert Tsumugi]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms to yelp.]]

* There’s blood on the Survivor Perk Monopad, and Kokichi suggest that Keebo put it in his mouth and use the DNA sensors on his tongue. Suffice to say, that’s not a viable option.

'''Himiko:''' I bet Miu hated that.

* The Motherkuma gears itself up for its introduction, but no one wants to pull off the curtain because it might be a searchlight. An offended Motherkuma exclaims, "I’m not a Searchlight! And don’t compare me to such a [[LampshadeHanging half-baked, last-minute plot contrivance!]] I’ve been here since the beginning!

'''Shuichi:''' Because it ''sounds'' like a joke?

* Kaito cannot resist verbally flipping the bird at Monokuma before getting into the Exisal. Yet another SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

* Everyone’s absolutely stunned reaction to ''Shuichi'' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome sniping Monotaro with a single shot.]]