History Funny / Amalgamate

* It comes at a very Tearjerker moment, but there’s something darkly funny about this line:

* During the trial, Maki, who still believes Kokichi is the mastermind, decides to bring up his "beloved Junko Enoshima". Problem is, neither Kaito nor Kokichi ever saw the Flashback Light that lead the others to this conclusion, so neither of them have any clue as to who Junko Enoshima even ''is''. You wouldn’t think ''anything'' could throw Kokichi off so much, but the resulting StunnedSilence from him is pretty much the only response he can muster— that’s how bewildered he is. Even better is Kaito being equally confounded. Imagining the both of them crammed into one Exisal with identical expressions of bafflement is the most hysterical mental image in the entire chapter.

* ''"It’s gonna take all the dark matter energy in the universe to keep me from punching this child."'''

* During the trial, when Maki, who still believes Kokichi is the mastermind, decides to bring up his "beloved Junko Enoshima". Problem is, neither Kaito nor Kokichi ever saw the Flashback Light that lead the others to this conclusion, so neither of them have any clue as to who Junko Enoshima even ''is''. You wouldn’t think ''anything'' could throw Kokichi off so much, but the resulting StunnedSilence from him is pretty much the only response he can muster— that’s how bewildered he is. Even better is Kaito being equally confounded. Imagining the both of them crammed into one Exisal with identical expressions of bafflement is the most hysterical mental image in the entire chapter.

* During the trial, when Maki, who still believes Kokichi is the mastermind, decides to bring up his "beloved Junko Enoshima". You wouldn’t think ''anything'' could throw Kokichi off so much, but the resulting StunnedSilence from him is pretty much the only response he can muster— that’s how bewildered he is. Even better is Kaito being equally confounded. Imagining the both of them crammed into one Exisal with identical expressions of bafflement is the most hysterical mental image in the entire chapter.

-->'''Kaito:''' Uh, dude? You got a girlfriend outside the academy I don’t know about? Who the ''fuck'' is Junko Enoshima?

* During the trial, when Maki, who still believes Kokichi is the mastermind, decides to bring up his “beloved Junko Enoshima”. You wouldn’t think ''anything'' could throw Kokichi off so much, but the resulting StunnedSilence from him is pretty much the only response he can muster— that’s how bewildered he is. Even better is Kaito being equally confounded. Imagining the both of them crammed into one Exisal with identical expressions of bafflement is the most hysterical mental image in the entire chapter.

* During the trial, when Maki accuses Kokichi of playing this game for his “beloved Junko Enoshima”. You wouldn’t think ''anything'' could throw Kokichi off so much, but the resulting StunnedSilence from him is pretty much the only response he can muster— that’s how bewildered he is. Even better is Kaito being equally confounded. Imagining the both of them crammed into one Exisal with identical expressions of bafflement is the most hysterical mental image in the entire chapter.

** He refers to Kaito’s potentially fatal disease as “gross lung cooties”.

'''Kaito:''' Hey! You take that back! I am not a coward!
'''Kokichi:''' Suuuuuure. [[TransparentCloset And Tenko was totally straight.]]

-->'''Kokichi:''' Who knows? Maybe I’m lying. Maybe I was born ambidextrous. Maybe I'm righthanded, but I trained myself to be good with my left. You’ll never know.\\'''Kaito:''' I’m never gonna survive a class trial trapped in an Exisal with you. This is some kinda Hell. I died days ago, and now I’m trapped in Hell.

-->'''Kokichi:''' Who knows? Maybe I’m lying. Maybe I was born ambidextrous. Maybe I'm righthanded, but I trained myself to be good with my left. You’ll never know. \\'''Kaito:''' I’m never gonna survive a class trial trapped in an Exisal with you. This is some kinda Hell. I died days ago, and now I’m trapped in Hell.

-->'''Kokichi:''' Who knows? Maybe I’m lying. Maybe I was born ambidextrous. Maybe I'm righthanded, but I trained myself to be good with my left. You’ll never know.\\ '''Kaito:''' I’m never gonna survive a class trial trapped in an Exisal with you. This is some kinda Hell. I died days ago, and now I’m trapped in Hell.

* True to form, Kokichi continues to crack his inappropriate-for-the-situation jokes.

'''Kokichi:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture Don’t threaten me with a good time]].