History Funny / AlvinAndThechipmunks

* Dave shows the Chipmunks to a shuffleboard deck.

* As the Chipmunks play shuffleboard, while Dave lounges nearby, Alvin imitates an announcer. Eventually, Alvin gets a very mischievous idea.

* Alvin trades a bowl of donuts for the fat boy's kite and rides it like a hang glider.

* When Dave sees the Chipmunks flying out to sea on the kite, he quickly tries to follow them on a hang glider, when Ian arrives in his pelican suit.

'''Ian''': Oh, no! No! No! No! (''The ship sails into the distance without them.'') [[NeverMyFault Great! Way to go, Seville!\\

* The wind carries Alvin and the others and all six chipmunks are stranded at sea.

* Dave shows the Chipmunks to a shuffleboard deck.

* As the Chipmunks play shuffleboard, while Dave lounges nearby, Alvin imitates an announcer. Eventually, Alvin gets a very mischievous idea.

* Alvin trades a bowl of donuts for the fat boy's kite and rides it like a hang glider.

* When Dave sees the Chipmunks flying out to sea on the kite, he quickly tries to follow them on a hang glider, when Ian arrives in his pelican suit.

'''Both''': AAAH!

* The wind carries Alvin and the others and all six chipmunks are stranded at sea.

* After the kite incident and the 6 Chipmunks are drifting away at sea, Alvin has this to say:
-->'''Alvin''': In retrospect, this was a bad idea.
** As Theo's floating on a donut as a inter tube at the end of the kite string
-->'''Theodore''': I don't think I can make it much longer! I'm so hungry! Just one bite?\\

** Dave sees the Chipmunks in his pantry and Dave trapping Alvin in a winter cap. He places the hat on the counter...only for Alvin to fart right in his face.

* When Dave tells the Chipmunks about how things are gonna be run around his house.

'''Alvin''': And... is that your music stuff outside?\\

* Alvin listing off wet work stuff and then adds [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers oregano]]

* When Dave first meets the Chipmunks and lays down how things are gonna be run around his house. When..

* Dave stealing the muffin basket. Sure he had no right to, but he got something.
* Alvin listing off wet work stuff and then adds [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers oregano]]

** [[spoiler: The Chipmunks seem to have [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments fully forgiven Ian as they perform at the International Music Awards as he and Dave watch backstage]]]]

** Gets an even louder reprise when [[spoiler: Dave finds out the boys left the house, seeing them on TV performing in the Mardi Gras parade]]

** [[spoiler:Later, Alvin gets his chance to say the phrase as he rallies the girls for his plan to make things up with Dave]].

** Alvin barges in on the Chipette's performance and grabbing the mic, to Brittany's exasperation and making up his own rap as she, Jeanette and Eleanor vainly try to snatch the mike back.

Rockin' non-stop 'till the mike gets dull\\

When I kick your flow, I'm on up on the track\\

When I'm in town, me and all of your friends\\

* Toby is playing a bowling Nintendo game as the Chipmunks watch. Alvin decides to gives it a try and he ''tosses the remote at the TV, shattering it''! Suffice to say, Toby's horrified.
-->'''Alvin''': Whoops! Well, it looks like it's time to play my second-favorite game. "Hide the Broken TV from Dave!" Wanna play?\\

* Toby is playing a bowling Nintendo game as the Chipmunks watch. Alvin decides to gives it a try and he tosses ''the remote'' at the TV, shattering it! Suffice to say, Toby's horrified.

** Later, when Dave calls home again and finds out Toby's in charge instead.
-->'''Toby''': Hello?\\
'''Dave''': Toby? What're you doing at the house? Where's Aunt Jackie?\\
'''Toby''': [[OhCrapSmile Dave]]! Hey! Hey, Dave, what's happening? Uh, Aunt Jackie is...uh...in the hospital.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dave''': Uh, I'm a little worried. Who's watching the boys?\\
'''Toby''': I am. (''[[OhCrap Dave's eyes widen]]'') So, Dave, how's Paris?\\
'''Dave''': Wait, are the boys behaving?\\
'''Toby''': Absolutely. (''stares at the huge mess in the living room'') They've been just...peachy.\\
'''Dave''': Toby, what's going on?\\
'''Toby''': (''places a blanket over the shattered TV'') Huh? Nothing. Nothing! No, don't even... Don't even worry about it! Y'know, I know you're not supposed to be stressed out, so I'm gonna go right now. But it's all good here. Come home soon! Bye!\\
'''Dave''': Toby? TOBY! NURSE! '''NURSE!''' '''''GET ME OUTTA HERE! HEEEEELP!''''' (''hits the wrong button on his hospital bed remote and is hoisted by his bad leg.'')

'''Dave''': Toby, what's going on.\\

'''Dave''': '''''[[SayMyName ALLLVIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!]]''''' (''Everyone covers their ears'')

** He spills suntan oil on the deck and the others dance as if ice skating. Dave then slips on the oil sending his drinks flying.
** Alvin jumping the "Must Be This tall" sign and he rides a shoe down a waterslide like a surfboard. Dave then fishes his shoe out with a skimmer.
** Alvin barges in on the Chipette's performance and grabbing the mic, to Brittany's exasperation and making up his own rap as she, Jeanette and Eleanor vainly try to snatch the mike back.

'''Dave''': ''''''[[SayMyName ALLLVIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!]]'''''' (''Everyone covers their ears'')

* Alvin accidentally causes a huge cutout of himself that knocks Dave and sends him flying across the stage and he lands in a shatter of sparks. He is then left in complete traction.
* Dave has the boys under his aunt Jackie's care. At LAX airport, the Chipmunks meet her and Dave's cousin Toby. Unfortunately, Toby accidentally knocks Aunt Jackie's wheelchair down a flight of stairs while getting the boys' luggage and she crashes into an airport trolley leaving ''her'' hospitalized as well.

'''Toby''': (''places a blanket over the shattered TV'') Huh? Nothing. Nothing! Don't even worry about it! Y'know, I know you're not supposed to be stressed out, so I'm gonna go right now. But it's all good here. Come home soon! Bye!\\

'''Toby''': (''places a blanket over the shattered TV'') Huh? Nothing. Nothing! D-D-Don't even worry about it! Y'know, I know you're not supposed to be stressed out, so I'm gonna go right now. But it's all good here. Come home soon! Bye!\\

'''Toby''': (''places a blanket over the shattered TV'') Huh? Nothing. Nothing! No, don't even... Don't even worry about it! Y'know, I know you're not supposed to be stressed out, so I'm gonna go right now. But it's all good here. Come home soon! Bye!\\

'''Toby''': (''places a blanket over the shattered TV'') Huh? Nothing. Nothing! Don't even--Don't even worry about it! Y'know, I know you're not supposed to be stressed out, so I'm gonna go right now. But it's all good here. Come home soon! Bye!\\

'''Toby''': (''places a blanket over the shattered TV'') Huh? Nothing. Nothing! Don't even...Don't even worry about it! Y'know, I know you're not supposed to be stressed out, so I'm gonna go right now. But it's all good here. Come home soon! Bye!\\

'''Julie''': Okay, well if you guys wanna do this, you have to pay attention.\\

'''Simon''': Grrrowl!\\

* Zoe crosses a huge fallen tree over a gorge holding Theodore and Eleanor in a basket. Peeking over the steep canyon, the two chubby chipmunks hold each other tight.

* To make a fire, Simon demonstrates [[SolarPoweredMagnifyingGlass a magnifying glass]] by using his specs to reflect the sun's light. When Jeanette compliments him on it being impressive, Simon, distracted, redirects the beam to ''his foot''.
-->'''Simon''': HOT! HOT! HOT! ''[limps around the beach & jumps into the ocean]'' Ah...

* When the Chipmunks and Chipettes come face to face. As Alvin and Brittany, Simon and Jeanette and Theodore and Eleanor gaze dreamily at each other, Foreigner's "I wanna know what Love is" plays which is then cut off by the school bell and the girls walk off while the boys stare completely smitten. Topped off with Simon making a purr sound.
** Then at music rehearsal, The Chipmunks are singing Gleedsville's "Follow Me Now", [[{{Irony}} but soon become too lovestruck to sing and flop over, completely dazed]].