History Funny / AllGrownUp

** Lou tries to put an end to Dil and Tommy's squabble over which of them he likes better by writing it down on a piece of paper and putting it into an envelope, asking them not to open it until he's gone. The two brothers simply choose to open it when Lou leaves, rationalizing that he didn't specify ''[[ExactWords where]]'' [[LoopholeAbuse he's gone]]. Didi, who's gotten addicted to using Lou's shredder to shred every stray piece of paper she finds, ends up shredding the letter before Tommy and Dil can read it, but they manage to put it back together. The note reads "Gotcha".

* In the subplot of "The Old and the Restless", when Dil's antics of burping the alphabet results in him speaking in burps, Stu and Didi take him to the hospital to get it fixed. Upon checking with a receptionist. they learn that the doctor that's supposedly treating Dil is heading into surgery on a leg that was worse than they thought. Thinking that the patient is Dil, they stop the gurney from going into the operating room with Stu claiming that there's nothing wrong with the leg...only to find the patient's an old woman with a bad leg, who then whoops Stu with her pillow. Turns out that the doctor treating Dil was the surgeon's father.

** Grandpa Lou teaching his grandsons a lesson by pretending to suffer from heatstroke.
** Lou tries to put an end to Dil and Tommy's squabble over which of them he likes better by writing it down on a piece of paper and putting it into an envelope, asking them not to open it until he's gone. The two brothers simply choose to open it when Lou leaves, rationalizing that he didn't specify ''where'' he's gone. Didi, who's gotten addicted to using Lou's shredder to shred every stray piece of paper she finds, ends up shredding the letter before Tommy and Dil can read it, but they manage to put it back together. [[spoiler:The note reads "Gotcha".]]

* Angelica's attempts at OperationJealousy in the Valentine's Day episode. She gets Harold to pretend to desperately ask her to the dance - complete with cue cards. The plan is ruined when he dramatically says "Get down on bended knee!" Not to mention (trying to) seductively drape herself over a computer monitor.

** The subplot with Tommy and Dil making up a song for Hanukkah, prompted by Dil's annoyance that the driedel song, the only song for Hanukkah he and his brother know, makes no sense in modern times. This culminates with Susie introducing them with the phrase "And for our Jewish brothers and sisters, here's a little something you probably haven't heard.", seguing into the pair singing a song about latkes, including a lyric about "be grateful it's a holiday when you don't have to fast!"
*** Earlier in the above subplot, Dil asks the rest of the cast for help coming up with a rhyme for "driedel". Susie comments "Nothin' rhymes with driedel. Maybe that's why Hanukkah only has one song." This is particularly funny when you realize that as a practiced singer and wordsmith, Susie should have been able to suggest "ladle" as a pseudo-rhyme [[FridgeLogic but apparently doesn't think of it]].

** The Rugrats are playing basketball in Tommy's yard after their parents took away all of their television privileges. All is fine and good until Phil presents Tommy [[IdiotBall with a bowling ball.]] What does he do with it? Why, toss it right through the roof and damage Stu's car, of course!

---->'''Phil''': (dressed as his sister) You are doing all of my chores. Until college. And even then it's not worth it. {{Beat}} [[WholesomeCrossdresser Though I have to say; I look pretty good in a pink chiffon.]]

-->'''Ms O'Keats''': It's A, E, I, O, U and SOMETIMES ''Y''!!!
-->''{{Beat}}''
-->'''Phil''': (to Tommy) We're building this tranquility thing not a minute too soon.

-->'''Angelica:''' (''in a high pitched voice'') The couch is on vacation. The sky is green. The pillows are hungry.

-->"Phew. Finally lost them at the book store."

---->'''Phil:''' I wonder what Dil would be like if we’d never [[ChildhoodBrainDamage dropped him on his head]].

---->'''Phil''': Scale of one to ten, how mad would Mom be if I got a D+ on the math test?
---->'''Lil''': Ten being the highest?
---->(''Phil nods'')
---->'''Lil''': Gazillion 85.

---->'''Lil''': I think you did the right thing. Mom's still going to kill you, but you did the right thing.

---->'''Tommy''': I know what to do! I'm a little concerned that I just had a conversation with a poster, but I'll worry about that later.

---->'''Angelica''': TURN THAT STUPID CAMERA OFF, PICKLES! OR I WILL LOCK YOU IN MY TOY CHEST! (''flips the table she's standing next to and lunges toward the camera with a growl'')

-->'''Tommy''': But, I don't want to go to Hebrew school, Mom!\\

-->'''Phil:''' So, your mom won, huh?
-->'''Tommy:''' Yep, but it was close.

-->'''Angelica''': I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure a sail's no good when [[SuddenlyShouting THERE'S A BIG GAPING HOLE IN IT!]]

-->'''Dil''': ''Jumper.''

-->'''Phil''': Augh! Old man boobs!
-->'''Lil''': This might actually be more disgusting than the autopsy.