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* When Ido tries to calm her anxiety about her lost memories and her connection with the Berzerker, he shows her scans of her body.
-->'''Ido:''' See? A normal teenage girl's brain... If there is such a thing.


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* Just before the Motorball match, Alita's mind is still on Hugo.
-->'''Alita:''' Is it possible for a cyborg to love a human?\\
'''Ido:''' [''Gives a very quizzical and amused look''] Why?\\
'''Alita:''' [''Shies away from the topic''] Hmmm, no reason...
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!!As a moments page, !Per wiki policy, Administrivia/SpoilersOff applies here and all spoilers are unmarked!unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned.

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!!As a moments page, all spoilers are unmarked!



* Ido's sanctimonious rant to the effect of "I don't want blood on your hands" has caused quite a few chuckles in the theater: not only it's a major MythologyGag for the manga readers[[note]]Who'd remember the Operation Maulwurf and [[spoiler: Cam Rahn Tragedy with its death toll in the vicinity of half-million dead by the cautious estimates]][[/note]], but shortly before that Alita has smashed a man's cranium in and ripped a woman's head off.

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* Ido's sanctimonious rant to the effect of "I don't want blood on your hands" has caused quite a few chuckles in the theater: not only it's a major MythologyGag for the manga readers[[note]]Who'd remember the Operation Maulwurf and [[spoiler: Cam Rahn Tragedy with its death toll in the vicinity of half-million dead by the cautious estimates]][[/note]], estimates[[/note]], but shortly before that Alita has smashed a man's cranium in and ripped a woman's head off.



* [[spoiler:Nova-Vector's]] reaction to getting stabbed by Alita:
-->'''[[spoiler:Nova-Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]

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* [[spoiler:Nova-Vector's]] Nova-Vector's reaction to getting stabbed by Alita:
-->'''[[spoiler:Nova-Vector]]:''' -->'''Nova-Vector:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]
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** Not to mention Ido's amused and bemused look when she does.
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* The Deckman at the factory during Alita's final assault pops up just to repeatedly shout "Violation!" at her before she shoots it to pieces. The fact that this comes immediately after the centurion fight is funny enough, but Alita actually goes out of her way to grab a centurion's gun and drag it up to the counter ''just'' to shoot the deckman on the way past.
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* The announcer gets snarkier as the game goes on.
-->'''Announcer:''' Maybe we'll get a chance to see some Motorball during this fight.
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* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "[[KickTheDog He wasn't a dog lover.]] [[EveryoneHasStandards I hate that.]]"

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* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "[[KickTheDog "[[BadPeopleAbuseAnimals He wasn't a dog lover.]] [[EveryoneHasStandards I hate that.]]"
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-->'''Announcer:''' She must have said something really bad to them in the locker room!

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-->'''Announcer:''' She must have said something really bad to them in the locker room!room that these guys did not like!
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* After Zapan bites off more than he can chew when he picks a fight with Alita, who effortlessly slams him through a table and punches him across the room, realises just how badly he's messed up.

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* After Zapan bites off more than he can chew when he picks a fight with Alita, who effortlessly slams him through a table and punches him across the room, he realises just how badly he's messed up.

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* Ido's sanctimonious rant to the effect of "I don't want blood on your hands" has caused quite a few chuckles in the theater: not only it's a major MythologyGag for the manga readers[[note]]Who'd remember the Operation Maulwurf and [[spoiler: Cam Rahn Tragedy with its death toll in the vicinity of half-million dead by the cautious estimates]][[/note]], but shortly before that Alita has smashed a man's cranium in and ripped a woman's head off.
* Before Alita and Hugo enter the Kansas bar, Hugo warns Alita about going in there and in response she tells him that she is a warrior. The very next thing she does is kneel down to pet and hug the dog Little Marks.



-->'''Zapan''': That bitch broke my nose!\\
'''Alita''': [[BluntYes Yes]], I did.

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-->'''Zapan''': -->'''Zapan:''' That bitch broke my nose!\\
'''Alita''': '''Alita:''' [[BluntYes Yes]], I did.



* Before Alita and Hugo enter the Kansas bar, Hugo warns Alita about going in there and in response she tells him that she is a warrior. The very next thing she does is kneel down to pet and hug the dog Little Marks.



* Alita offers Hugo her heart -- as in [[NotHyperbole literally]] [[AndShowItToYou offers her heart]]. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty; before telling her not to. Alita then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather "intense" sometimes, and he doesn't argue.
* The announcer in the Motorball games during Alita's first professional match -- that is, basically her being hunted by the CarnivalOfKillers out for her.
-->'''Announcer:''' She must have said something really bad to them in the locker room!



* The announcer in the Motorball games during Alita's first professional match--that is, basically her being hunted by the CarnivalOfKillers out for her.
-->'''Announcer:''' She must have said something really bad to them in the locker room!
* Alita offers Hugo her heart--as in [[NotHyperbole literally]] [[AndShowItToYou offers her heart]]. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty; before telling her not to. Alita then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather "intense" sometimes, and he doesn't argue.
* Ido's sanctimonious rant to the effect of "I don't want blood on your hands" has caused quite a few chuckles in the theater: not only it's a major MythologyGag for the manga readers[[note]]Who'd remember the Operation Maulwurf and [[spoiler: Cam Rahn Tragedy with its death toll in the vicinity of half-million dead by the cautious estimates]][[/note]], but shortly before that Alita has smashed a man's cranium in and ripped a woman's head off.
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* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "[[ShootTheDog He wasn't a dog lover.]] [[EveryoneHasStandards I hate that.]]"

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* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "[[ShootTheDog "[[KickTheDog He wasn't a dog lover.]] [[EveryoneHasStandards I hate that.]]"
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* Alita is given an orange... and predictably takes a bite without peeling, not being impressed. Once Ido takes off the peel, she eats and is delighted.
* Hugo's reaction to hearing Alita's favorite food "at least for today" is orange is to buy her chocolate. She squees and even asks Ido for some when she gets home.

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* Alita is given an orange... and predictably takes a bite without peeling, ''without'' peeling it first, not being impressed. Once Ido takes off the peel, she eats takes a bite and is delighted.
* Hugo's reaction to hearing Alita's favorite food "at least for today" is orange is to buy her chocolate. She squees and even asks {{squee}}s, later asking Ido for some when she gets home.



-->'''Zapan:''' That bitch broke my nose!\\
'''Alita:''' Yes I did.
* How does Ido stop the massive bar brawl that Alita's started after shouting for everyone to stop and no-one is paying attention? By bellowing out "No more free repairs!" And Alita, the very next scene, round-kicks someone to the face.

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-->'''Zapan:''' -->'''Zapan''': That bitch broke my nose!\\
'''Alita:''' Yes '''Alita''': [[BluntYes Yes]], I did.
* How does Ido stop the massive bar brawl that Alita's started after shouting for everyone to stop stop, and no-one is paying attention? By bellowing out "No more free repairs!" Cue the whole fight grinding to a halt. And Alita, in the very ''very next scene, shot'', round-kicks someone to the face.



* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He wasn't a dog lover. I hate that"

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* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He "[[ShootTheDog He wasn't a dog lover. lover.]] [[EveryoneHasStandards I hate that"that.]]"



* The announcer in the Motorball games during Alita's first professional match, that is basically her being hunted by everyone else.

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* The announcer in the Motorball games during Alita's first professional match, that is match--that is, basically her being hunted by everyone else.the CarnivalOfKillers out for her.



* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as in literally offers her heart. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty. Alita then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather "intense" sometimes, and he doesn't argue.

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* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as heart--as in literally [[NotHyperbole literally]] [[AndShowItToYou offers her heart.heart]]. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty.uncertainty; before telling her not to. Alita then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather "intense" sometimes, and he doesn't argue.
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* Before Alita and Hugo enter the Kansas bar, Hugo warns Alita about going in there and in response she tells him that she is a warrior. The very next thing she does is kneel down to pet and hug the dog Little Marks.

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-->'''Zapan''': That bitch broke my nose!
-->'''Alita''': Yes I did.

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-->'''Zapan''': -->'''Zapan:''' That bitch broke my nose!
-->'''Alita''':
nose!\\
'''Alita:'''
Yes I did.
did.




* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He wasn’t a dog lover. I hate that"

* [[spoiler:Nova!Vector's]] reaction to getting stabbed by Alita:
-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]

* The announcer in the Motorball games during Alita's first professional match, that is basically her being hunted by everyone else ("She must have said something really bad to them in the locker room!").

* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as in literally offers her heart. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty. Alita then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather 'intense' sometimes, and he doesn't argue.

* Ido's sanctimonious rant to the effect of "I don't want blood on your hands" has caused quite a few chuckles in the theater: not only it's a major MythologyGag for the manga readers[[note]]Who'd remember the Operation Maulwurf and [[spoiler: Cam Rahn Tragedy with its death toll in the vicinity of half-million dead by the cautious estimates]][[/note]], but shortly before that Alita has smashed a man's cranium in and ripped a woman's head off.

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\n* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He wasn’t wasn't a dog lover. I hate that"

that"
* [[spoiler:Nova!Vector's]] [[spoiler:Nova-Vector's]] reaction to getting stabbed by Alita:
-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' -->'''[[spoiler:Nova-Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]

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* The announcer in the Motorball games during Alita's first professional match, that is basically her being hunted by everyone else ("She else.
-->'''Announcer:''' She
must have said something really bad to them in the locker room!").

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* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as in literally offers her heart. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty. Alita then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather 'intense' "intense" sometimes, and he doesn't argue.

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* Ido's sanctimonious rant to the effect of "I don't want blood on your hands" has caused quite a few chuckles in the theater: not only it's a major MythologyGag for the manga readers[[note]]Who'd remember the Operation Maulwurf and [[spoiler: Cam Rahn Tragedy with its death toll in the vicinity of half-million dead by the cautious estimates]][[/note]], but shortly before that Alita has smashed a man's cranium in and ripped a woman's head off.off.
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* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as in literally offers her heart. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty. Alita then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather 'intense' sometimes, and he doesn't argue.

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* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as in literally offers her heart. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty. Alita then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather 'intense' sometimes, and he doesn't argue.argue.

* Ido's sanctimonious rant to the effect of "I don't want blood on your hands" has caused quite a few chuckles in the theater: not only it's a major MythologyGag for the manga readers[[note]]Who'd remember the Operation Maulwurf and [[spoiler: Cam Rahn Tragedy with its death toll in the vicinity of half-million dead by the cautious estimates]][[/note]], but shortly before that Alita has smashed a man's cranium in and ripped a woman's head off.
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* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He didn't seem like a dog person. I don't like that"

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* [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He didn't seem like wasn’t a dog person. lover. I don't like hate that"
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* Alita is given an orange... and predictably takes a bite without peeling, not being impressed. Once Ido takes off the peel, she eats and is delighted.

* Hugo's reaction to hearing Alita's favorite food "at least for today" is orange is to buy her chocolate. She squees and even asks Ido for some when she gets home.


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* The announcer in the Motorball games during Alita's first professional match, that is basically her being hunted by everyone else ("She must have said something really bad to them in the locker room!").
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-->'''Zapan''' That bitch broke my nose!
-->'''Alita''' Yes I did.

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-->'''Zapan''' -->'''Zapan''': That bitch broke my nose!
-->'''Alita''' -->'''Alita''': Yes I did.
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* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as in literally offers her heart. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty. Alita later apologizes for the fact that she can be rather 'intense' sometimes, and he doesn't argue.

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* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as in literally offers her heart. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty. Alita later then apologizes for the fact that she can be rather 'intense' sometimes, and he doesn't argue.
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-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]

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-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]]]

* Alita offers Hugo her heart, as in literally offers her heart. She pulls down her shirt, opens her upper torso, and takes out her heart, still trailing blood vessels. Hugo's rather understandable reaction is to just stare at her in complete befuddlement, horror and uncertainty. Alita later apologizes for the fact that she can be rather 'intense' sometimes, and he doesn't argue.
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* McTeague's comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He didn't seem like a dog person. I don't like that"

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* McTeague's [=McTeague=]'s comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He didn't seem like a dog person. I don't like that"
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looked neater this way


'''Zapan''' That bitch broke my nose!\\\
'''Alita''' Yes I did.

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'''Zapan''' -->'''Zapan''' That bitch broke my nose!\\\
'''Alita'''
nose!
-->'''Alita'''
Yes I did.

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* After Zapan bites off more than he can chew when he picks a fight with Alita, who effortlessly slams him through a table and punches him across the room, realises just how badly he's messed up.
'''Zapan''' That bitch broke my nose!\\\
'''Alita''' Yes I did.

* How does Ido stop the massive bar brawl that Alita's started after shouting for everyone to stop and no-one is paying attention? By bellowing out "No more free repairs!" And Alita, the very next scene, round-kicks someone to the face.

* McTeague's comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He didn't seem like a dog person. I don't like that"



-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]
* McTeague's comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He didn't seem like a dog person. I don't like that"

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-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]
* McTeague's comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He didn't seem like a dog person. I don't like that"
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-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]

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-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]]]
* McTeague's comment after the fight against Grewishka: "He didn't seem like a dog person. I don't like that"
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* [[spoiler:Nova!Vector's]] reaction to getting stabbed by Alita:
-->'''[[spoiler:Nova!Vector]]:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, that looks fatal.]]

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