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* Usually the team gets decade-appropriate clothing for their current situation. Sousa retains his suit because he wonders how people could wear "elephant pants" (referring to bell-bottoms)
* Sousa is utterly amazed by his own picture...that Daisy takes on her phone.
* May acting all giddy because she's drunk
* Enoch makes a timely appearance saving the team and puts his own spin on a one-liner that [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay a fellow human looking robot made famous.]]
-->'''Enoch:''' Come with me if you want to continue to exist.
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[[folder: A Trout in the Milk]]
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* The entire episode is played as FilmNoir with Coulson monologuing and the majority of the episode is in black and white, but it turns out the monologuing and monochroming was due to the effects of the EMP he took in the previous episode.
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** When a flabbergasted Koenig is examining the gaping wound in Enoch's head that reveals his circuitry, he asks if Enoch is a robot. Enoch, in an uncharacteristically haughty tone, corrects Koenig by saying he's a ''Chronicom'', [[InsistentTerminology not a robot.]]
-->'''Enoch''': ''(completely deadpan)'' [[TheComicallySerious Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go fix my face.]]
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* Mack, Yo-Yo,and May trying to interrogate Sharpe only to be foiled by his NervesOfSteel... and copious amounts of racism. Eventually they end up sending Deke in.
-->'''Deke:''' Stupid white privilege...
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* How the Agents [[BavarianFireDrill bluff their way into the crime scene]]: declaring that [[BlatantLies they're Canadian Mounted Police]] sent because they got a report about bodies with missing faces, because [[RefugeInAudacity finding dead bodies with faces removed happens all the time in Canada.]]


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* Most of the team is delighted to be travelling back in time to the 1930s. The lone exception is, of course, [[NoEqualOpportunityTimeTravel Mack.]]
-->'''Coulson:''' Most of these people have never even seen a TV.
-->'''Mack:''' ''(catching the [[DeliberateValuesDissonance suspicious glances from passerby]])'' [[DeadpanSnarker Or a black man in a nice suit, apparently.]]


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* One of the staff at FDR's event comes ''[[CurseCutShort very]]'' [[CurseCutShort close to]] [[DeliberateValuesDissonance calling Mack the N-word]] for not polishing glasses fast enough. Then Mack very calmly [[TheBigGuy stands up to his full height]] and dares him to finish the sentence and the guy can't splutter out an apology fast enough.


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* Doubling as an Awesome moment, Simmons is clearly [[BestServedCold working out some issues with the Chronicoms]] while interrogating the one they captured. While she's setting up the computer terminal, Simmons pulls out a nasty-looking tool and aims it at the back of the Chronicom's head.
-->'''Yo-yo:''' Is that his data port?
-->'''Simmons:''' ''([[ItsPersonal grins]])'' No. ''([[GoodIsNotSoft stabs it into the back of the Chronicom's head]])''
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* Coulson geeking out over attempting a Voight Kampff test, only to make an old lady cry and tell him how much of a monster he is.

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* Coulson geeking out over attempting [[Film/BladeRunner a Voight Kampff test, test]], only to make an old lady cry and tell him how much of a monster he is.
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* Coulson and Simmons have a room full of S.H.I.E.L.D. scientists to scope out and see if any one of them is a Chronicom. Unfortunately....all of them are stone-faced dweebs, but as Coulson points out, they don't need to test if they're Chronicom - they only need to confirm they are ''human.'' HilarityEnsues.
** First scientist sits down, an older fella with ''incredibly'' thick glasses.
-->'''Simmons:''' ''(holds up three fingers)'' How many fingers am I holding up? No! You're wrong!
-->'''Scientist #1:''' You didn't give me a chance-
-->'''Simmons:''' ''(holds up two fingers)'' It was two! Thank you. ''(shoos him away)''
** A young agent sits down.
-->'''Coulson:''' ''(removes glasses)'' Creator/JohnWayne. ...Bit overrated, don't you think? I mean, you're rugged, you're on a horse, who cares!
-->'''Agent:''' [[BerserkButton Who cares?]] [[SeriousBusiness Who cares about John Wayne.]] ''[[{{Eagleland}} America]]'' [[PatrioticFervor cares]].
** A ''very'' dweeby scientist sits down.
-->'''Simmons:''' She couldn't stay with Rick! She ''had'' to go with Victor... Haven't you ever made a sacrifice for someone you love?
-->'''Scientist #2:''' ''(starts crying)'' ...Yes.
-->'''Coulson:''' Oh...ok....
** A rather...sweaty scientist sits down.
-->'''Coulson:''' How does it make you feel when I say the word...''moist?'' Moist.
-->'''Scientist #3:''' Please...please stop.
-->'''Coulson:''' ''Mooooooist.''
-->'''Scientist #3:''' ''(winces away in disgust)''
-->'''Simmons:''' Yeah, you're good.
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* In an effort to preserve the timeline, Deke and Mack leave Sharpe out in the desert in a Quintjet. Mack warns him the next time they run into him, he would get [[AnalProbing "probed"]]. The look on Mack's face before he said that is priceless (especially because Deke most likely put him up into saying it).

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* In an effort to preserve the timeline, Deke and Mack leave Sharpe out in the desert in a Quintjet.Quintjet and pretend to be aliens. Mack warns him the next time they run into him, he would get [[AnalProbing "probed"]]. The look on Mack's face before he said that is priceless (especially because Deke most likely put him up into saying it).
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* In an effort to preserve the timeline, Deke and Mack leave Sharpe out in the desert in a Quintjet. Mack warns him the next time they run into him, he would get [[AnalProbing "probed"]]. The look on Mack's face before he said that is priceless (especially because Deke most likely put him up into saying it).
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* Coulson geeking out over attempting a Voight Kampff test, only to make an old lady cry and tell him how much of a monster he is.
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** In a delightful example of StableTimeLoop, he ends up getting a job as a bartender at Koenig's speakeasy, ensuring it becomes the SHIELD safehouse it was supposed to be, as well as being a purveyor of fruity {{Umbrella Drink}}s.
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* Koenig provides quite a few moments:
** Being totally confused when the team starts talking to Enoch over a radio, looking around to figure out where his voice is coming from.
** Telling Jemma to cut to the chase when she starts off on some technobabble.
** Totally geeking out over seeing the ''Zephyr'', assuming that the SHIELD team are Martians.
* Enoch, as always, provides several moments of his own:
** When he tries to sedate May, she grabs the needle and injects him with it. As he's a robot, it doesn't affect him, and he just gives a deadpan "Ouch".
** When he's trying to stop May from leaving the ''Zephyr'', and reveals he's upgraded himself with Hunter combat training, we get this exchange:
-->'''May''': A machine's still just a machine.
-->'''Enoch''': There's no need for us to get personal.
** After Koenig is shot by Freddie but states that the only thing wounded is his faith in humanity, [[TheComicallySerious Enoch]] states that he doesn't know how to fix that.
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* Jemma gets angry at Deke for stealing a truck. Deke immediately protests getting singled out, especially since Daisy is with him in the car.

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* Jemma gets angry at Deke for stealing a truck. Deke immediately protests getting singled out, especially since Daisy is with him in the car.truck.
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* While preparing to interrogate one of the Chronomicons, Jemma smugly points out that they're just hardware and software. Enoch, [[ImStandingRightHere who is standing right there]], snippily calls that "rude".
* Daisy's on the nose choice of a PreAsskickingOneLiner before smacking a Chronomicon with a pipe:

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* While preparing to interrogate one of the Chronomicons, Chronicoms, Jemma smugly points out that they're just hardware and software. Enoch, [[ImStandingRightHere who is standing right there]], snippily calls that "rude".
* Daisy's on the nose choice of a PreAsskickingOneLiner before smacking a Chronomicon Chronicom with a pipe:



-->'''Enoch''': You had one job, Enoch

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-->'''Enoch''': You had one job, EnochEnoch.
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* Deke gets targeted..
** After Deke explains his version of the possiblities of altering history, Mack immediately warns him not to file any new patents.
** Jemma gets angry at Deke for stealing a truck. Deke immediately protests getting singled out, especially since Daisy is with him in the car.
-->'''Jemma''': You stole a turck?! That's the opposite of keeping a low profile!

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After Deke explains his version of the possiblities possible consequences of altering history, Mack immediately warns him not to file any new patents.
** * Jemma gets angry at Deke for stealing a truck. Deke immediately protests getting singled out, especially since Daisy is with him in the car.
-->'''Jemma''': You stole a turck?! truck?! That's the opposite of keeping a low profile!

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* Jemma is annoyed that Deke stole a car and brought it back. Deke immediately protests being singled out when Daisy is literally in the car with him.

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* Deke gets targeted..
** After Deke explains his version of the possiblities of altering history, Mack immediately warns him not to file any new patents.
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Jemma is annoyed that gets angry at Deke stole for stealing a car and brought it back. truck. Deke immediately protests being getting singled out when out, especially since Daisy is literally with him in the car with him.car.
-->'''Jemma''': You stole a turck?! That's the opposite of keeping a low profile!
-->'''Deke''': Why me? There's two of us!
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* Enoch goes to check on May, only for May is gone from the pod. Enoch bemoans the situation with a meme....

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* Enoch goes to check on May, only for May is to find out she's gone from the pod. Enoch bemoans the situation with a meme....
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--'''Enoch''': You had one job, Enoch....

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* Enoch goes to check on May, only for May is gone from the pod. Enoch bemoans the situation with a meme....
--'''Enoch''': You had one job, Enoch....
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-->'''Coulson''': I'm already dead.
-->'''Mack''': (''panicked'') The hell I'm not!
* Jemma gets annoyed that Deke stole a car and brought it back. Deke protests, saying he wasn't alone in stealing it, pointing out that Daisy was there too.

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-->'''Coulson''': I'm already dead.
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(''panicked'') The hell I'm not!
* Jemma gets is annoyed that Deke stole a car and brought it back. Deke protests, saying he wasn't alone in stealing it, pointing immediately protests being singled out that when Daisy was there too.is literally in the car with him.
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* Daisy's on the nose choice of a PreAsskickingOneLiner before smacking a Chronomicon with a pipe:
-->'''Daisy''': 1930s baseball reference.

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* Jemma gets annoyed that Deke stole a car and brought it back. Deke protests, saying he wasn't alone in stealing it.

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* Deke is shocked to learn about Prohibition, stating that even the Kree let their enslaved humans make their own hootch.
* When they're surrounded by gunmen in the speakeasy, Mack is less than impressed by Coulson's plan to just walk up to and threaten them.
-->'''Coulson''': I'm already dead.
-->'''Mack''': (''panicked'') The hell I'm not!
* Jemma gets annoyed that Deke stole a car and brought it back. Deke protests, saying he wasn't alone in stealing it.it, pointing out that Daisy was there too.
* Mack geeks out over all of FDR's accomplishments... to someone actually from the 30s who has no idea what he's talking about.
* While preparing to interrogate one of the Chronomicons, Jemma smugly points out that they're just hardware and software. Enoch, [[ImStandingRightHere who is standing right there]], snippily calls that "rude".
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!! Season Seven
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* Jemma gets annoyed that Deke stole a car and brought it back. Deke protests, saying he wasn't alone in stealing it.

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*** Fitz's enthusiastically desperate hand flaps absolutely sell the reaction.

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*** Fitz's enthusiastically desperate hand flaps and frustrated tone absolutely sell the reaction.
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* Hunter tells Fitz that he has his friend Rusty flying a helicopter--he's the best pilot he knows. Rusty promptly crashes the helicopter while performing a routine maneuver, and Hunter admits he was just the best pilot he could afford.

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* Hunter tells Fitz that he has his friend Rusty flying a helicopter--he's the best pilot he knows. money can buy. Rusty promptly crashes the helicopter while performing a routine maneuver, and Hunter admits he was just the best pilot he ''his'' money could afford.buy.

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