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* One of Creator/JasperCarrott's best jokes was about an ultimate cleaning fluid called '''B'''est '''U'''niversal '''G'''rit '''G'''rime and '''E'''ffluent '''R'''emover, with the advertising strapline "If Persil doesn't brighten it, and Daz doesn't whiten it, '''BUGGER'' it!"

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* One of Creator/JasperCarrott's best jokes was about an ultimate cleaning fluid called '''B'''est '''U'''niversal '''G'''rit '''G'''rime and '''E'''ffluent '''R'''emover, with the advertising strapline "If Persil doesn't brighten it, and Daz doesn't whiten it, '''BUGGER'' '''BUGGER''' it!"
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* One of Creator/JeffDunham's puppets, his "manager" Sweet Daddy D, who dresses in unmistakable PimpDuds, describes himself as a "'''P'''laya '''I'''n the '''M'''anagement '''P'''rofession". He then states that since he's the pimp, that makes Jeff the ho.

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* One of Creator/JeffDunham's puppets, his "manager" Sweet Daddy D, who dresses in unmistakable PimpDuds, describes himself as a "'''P'''laya '''I'''n the '''M'''anagement '''P'''rofession". He then states that since he's the pimp, that makes Jeff the ho.ho.
* One of Creator/JasperCarrott's best jokes was about an ultimate cleaning fluid called '''B'''est '''U'''niversal '''G'''rit '''G'''rime and '''E'''ffluent '''R'''emover, with the advertising strapline "If Persil doesn't brighten it, and Daz doesn't whiten it, '''BUGGER'' it!"
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--> ''I, like a fuckin' idiot, forgot that, and walked out at the start of this tour saying, "Well I took my pregnant wife in for an NCT," and the whole room recoiled in horror, as if to go, "Why would you do that? Why would you take her into a garage and say, 'Jaysus, the handling is gone, she's all over the road! Mind you, the headlamps, the headlamps are better than I've ever seen them, don't touch them!'"''

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--> ''I, like a fuckin' idiot, forgot that, and walked out at the start of this tour saying, "Well I took my pregnant wife in for an NCT," and the whole room recoiled in horror, as if to go, "Why would you do that? Why would you take her into a garage and say, 'Jaysus, the handling is gone, she's all over the road! Mind you, the headlamps, the headlamps are better than I've ever seen them, don't touch them!'"''them!'"''
* One of Creator/JeffDunham's puppets, his "manager" Sweet Daddy D, who dresses in unmistakable PimpDuds, describes himself as a "'''P'''laya '''I'''n the '''M'''anagement '''P'''rofession". He then states that since he's the pimp, that makes Jeff the ho.
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* In one stand-up routine, Creator/DaraOBriain talks about when he and his wife attended a pre-natal class while she was pregnant. Dara comments that such classes in England are run by the NCT, or National Childbirth Trust. He then points out that in Ireland NCT stands for "National Car Test".
--> ''I, like a fuckin' idiot, forgot that, and walked out at the start of this tour saying, "Well I took my pregnant wife in for an NCT," and the whole room recoiled in horror, as if to go, "Why would you do that? Why would you take her into a garage and say, 'Jaysus, the handling is gone, she's all over the road! Mind you, the headlamps, the headlamps are better than I've ever seen them, don't touch them!'"''

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