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1st Jun '16 11:01:29 PM EvilKid
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** Or like, your head try to understand what kind of complicated thing is in the text then later you understand it's more common/dumber than you initially thought. EvilKid
16th May '16 3:03:46 PM AnonFangeekGirl
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** There's a story out there called ''For You, I Will'' that pretty much lays out most of the problems for the imprinter. It has a wolf imprint on a total psychopath who makes him into an accessory to murder.
9th May '16 1:55:33 AM angelic.asmodel
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** Renesmee's middle name is Carlie, so that's the combination Bella would have picked if she'd gone down that route with a male child.
3rd May '16 11:40:09 AM zigzag722
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***This crosses over into Fridge Horror and some seriously UnfortunateImplications, when you consider that Meyer said at separate occasions that the process of turning into a vampire makes you beautiful and turns non-white people white.
3rd Apr '16 12:23:28 PM ading
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**** That would work as a justification if the books hadn't tried to explain it scientifically to begin with.
18th Jan '16 4:09:42 PM KatanaGeldar
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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms "date with Rosie Palms"]] in the hundred or so years of his existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, '''then she doesn't know men'''.

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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random.random things that can happen before a woman even realizes she's pregnant. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms "date with Rosie Palms"]] in the hundred or so years of his existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, '''then she doesn't know men'''.
18th Jan '16 4:07:29 PM KatanaGeldar
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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms"date with Rosie Palm"s]] in the hundred or so years of his existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, '''then she doesn't know men'''.

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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms"date [[ADateWithRosiePalms "date with Rosie Palm"s]] Palms"]] in the hundred or so years of his existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, '''then she doesn't know men'''.
18th Jan '16 4:06:40 PM KatanaGeldar
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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms|date with Rosie Palms]] in the hundred or so years of his existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, '''then she doesn't know men'''.

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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one''' [[ADateWithRosiePalms|date [[ADateWithRosiePalms"date with Rosie Palms]] Palm"s]] in the hundred or so years of his existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, '''then she doesn't know men'''.
18th Jan '16 4:04:19 PM KatanaGeldar
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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one''' [ADateWithRosiePalms|date with Rosie Palms] in the hundred or so years of his existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, '''then she doesn't know men'''.

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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one''' [ADateWithRosiePalms|date [[ADateWithRosiePalms|date with Rosie Palms] Palms]] in the hundred or so years of his existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, '''then she doesn't know men'''.
18th Jan '16 4:03:36 PM KatanaGeldar
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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think).
And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one'''' DateWithRosiePalms in the hundred or so years of his existence. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, then she doesn't know men.

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**** A much better question is: how was Edward able to father a child at all? Males need to make sperm, they can store it but once that's used up they need to make some more. If the sperm in Edward's body is preserved from when he was still living, then it is likely to be ''''all he has''' and he has only '''one shot''' of becoming a father. Getting a woman pregnant by having sex once is possible, but considerably unlikely depending on Bella's cycle, if the egg implants and a number of completely random. And this is assuming that Bella can carry it to term, as early miscarriage is a very real threat (about 1 in 4 pregnancies I think).
think). And this is besides the point if Edward even had '''one'''' DateWithRosiePalms '''one''' [ADateWithRosiePalms|date with Rosie Palms] in the hundred or so years of his existence. existence being trapped in the body of a seventeen year old teenager. And if Smeyer says that would never have happened, then '''then she doesn't know men.men'''.
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