History Film / HoboWithAShotgun

2nd Jun '17 3:52:33 PM Stellarvore
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->''"I used to be like you, a long time ago. All brand new and perfect; no mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads, and won't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place. Maybe… you'll end up like me. A [[TitleDrop hobo with a shotgun]]. I hope you can do better. You are the future."''

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->''"I used to be like you, a long time ago. All brand new and perfect; no mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special, like a doctor or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads, and won't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know it's wrong in the first place. Maybe… you'll end up like me. A [[TitleDrop hobo with a shotgun]].shotgun. I hope you can do better. You are the future."''
3rd Apr '17 6:53:09 PM MrKosta
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* AssholeVictim: The bum fight guy, the pimp, the pedophile Santa, the DirtyCop, [[spoiler:Slick, and the Drake]].

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* AssholeVictim: The bum fight guy, the pimp, the pedophile Santa, the DirtyCop, [[spoiler:Slick, Ivan, and the Drake]].
3rd Apr '17 6:50:51 PM MrKosta
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* AintTooProudToBeg: [[spoiler:Slick]] tries to placate the Hobo when he's got his shotgun pointing [[GroinAttack at his crotch]]. Doesn't work.
2nd Apr '17 1:30:27 PM MrKosta
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* BusFullOfInnocents: Slick [[spoiler:torches a bus full of elementary school children with a flame thrower]] as a way of declaring war on the Hobo. [[spoiler:Then brings the charred skeleton of one of them onto the evening news to make the declaration directly.]]

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* BusFullOfInnocents: Slick [[spoiler:torches a bus full of elementary school children with a flame thrower]] as a way of declaring war on the Hobo. [[spoiler:Then [[spoiler:[[CrossesTheLineTwice Then brings the charred skeleton of one of them onto the evening news news]] to make the declaration directly.]]
2nd Apr '17 1:29:03 PM MrKosta
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* BadassGrandpa: The hobo, of course.

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* BadassGrandpa: The hobo, of course. Creator/RutgerHauer was 67 years old when he performed this role.
2nd Apr '17 1:20:53 PM MrKosta
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* WeaponOfChoice: Come on, take a guess.
2nd Apr '17 1:08:35 PM MrKosta
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* VerbThis: "Jerk off on this, ''you child molesting shitlicker!''"

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* VerbThis: [[PreMortemOneLiner "Jerk off on this, ''you child molesting shitlicker!''"shitlicker!''"]]
2nd Apr '17 1:07:38 PM MrKosta
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* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: A particularly nasty DirtyCop [[AttemptedRape tries to rape Abby]], and is interrupted by the Hobo. See ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill below.
2nd Apr '17 1:04:00 PM MrKosta
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* CanadaDoesNotExist: The film is Canadian and shot in Canada. However, we never learn where Hope Town is, the currency is nondescript, the police symbols aren't quite clear, and so forth.

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* CanadaDoesNotExist: CanadaDoesNotExist[=/=]WhereTheHellIsSpringfield: The film is Canadian and shot in Canada. However, we never learn where Hope Town is, the currency is nondescript, the police symbols aren't quite clear, and so forth.
1st Apr '17 2:21:55 AM MrKosta
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* VerbThis: "Jerk off on this, ''you child molesting shitlicker!''"
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