History Film / ConanTheBarbarian1982

16th Feb '17 2:56:18 PM GGCrono
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->''"Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the Earth. Once giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered; and the earth shook. And fire and wind struck down these giants - and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their ''rage'', the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. And we who found it - are just men. Not gods. Not giants. ''Just men''. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery... You must learn its ''riddle'', Conan. You must learn its ''discipline''. For no oneóno one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... ''This'' you can trust..."''

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->''"Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the Earth. Once Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered; and the earth shook. And fire and wind struck down these giants - and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their ''rage'', the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. And we who found it - are just men. Not gods. Not giants. ''Just men''. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery... You must learn its ''riddle'', Conan. You must learn its ''discipline''. For no oneóno one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... ''This'' you can trust..."''
22nd Jan '17 2:40:10 PM LordGro
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* RageAgainstTheHeavens: Conan's prayer to Crom before the Battle of the Mounds has traces of this. He basically tells Crom "I'd love it if you'd help me beat these guys. But if you won't, then you can go fuck yourself."
** Technically he's saying "BUT if you've hung up the phone on me and I'm talking to dead air here then you can go fuck yourself." If actually granting Conan's wish is definitely implied or not is debatable.
22nd Jan '17 2:34:39 PM LordGro
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22nd Jan '17 2:34:05 PM LordGro
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9th Jan '17 9:57:12 AM TychoMagneticAnomaly
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** Also Thorgrim and Rexor.
9th Jan '17 4:29:23 AM matt_shade
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** Technically he's only saying "BUT if you've put me on hold and I'm talking to dead air here then you can go fuck yourself." If actually granting Conan help is definitely implied or not debatable.

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** Technically he's only saying "BUT if you've put hung up the phone on me on hold and I'm talking to dead air here then you can go fuck yourself." If actually granting Conan help Conan's wish is definitely implied or not is debatable.
9th Jan '17 4:25:54 AM matt_shade
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** Technically Conan only says Crom can go to hell if he ''does not listen'' to the prayer. Whether that entails granting Conan's wish or not is debatable.


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** Technically he's only saying "BUT if you've put me on hold and I'm talking to dead air here then you can go fuck yourself." If actually granting Conan help is definitely implied or not debatable.
24th Dec '16 7:30:35 PM Saveelich
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''Conan the Barbarian'' is a 1982 film produced by Creator/UniversalPictures in association with Creator/DinoDeLaurentiis, starring Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger as Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian, Creator/JamesEarlJones as Thulsa Doom, and Sandahl Bergman as Valeria. It was co-written by Creator/JohnMilius and Creator/OliverStone, directed by Milius. The [[AwesomeMusic highly regarded soundtrack]] was composed by Music/BasilPoledouris.

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''Conan the Barbarian'' is a 1982 film produced by Creator/UniversalPictures in association with Creator/DinoDeLaurentiis, Dino De Laurentiis, starring Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger as Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian, Creator/JamesEarlJones as Thulsa Doom, and Sandahl Bergman as Valeria. It was co-written by Creator/JohnMilius and Creator/OliverStone, directed by Milius. The [[AwesomeMusic highly regarded soundtrack]] was composed by Music/BasilPoledouris.
4th Dec '16 8:21:12 PM ChrisX
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* BlasphemousBoast: Before the movie's climax battle, Conan gave 'the most backhanded prayer ever'. He'll put a show to impress Crom so he will be granted the revenge against Thulsa Doom. But should Crom fail to grant him that... "Then to hell with you!"
30th Oct '16 3:17:31 AM Morgenthaler
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* {{Badass}}: Conan, needless to say. Subotai and Valeria as well.
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