History Fanfic / NeverLeaveFanfictionLyingAround

* AuthorCatchphrase: InUniverse- the Suethor seems to like using 'vision of loveliness' to describe the Sues.

** Actually, 'sakura' is Japanese for 'cherry blossom'. Which means Celeste's last name means [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 'cherry blossom blossom']]

** Actuall, 'sakura' is Japanese for 'cherry blossom'. Which means Celeste's last name means [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 'cherry blossom blossom']]

** Neither Arwen or Éowyn like the Suefic's constant insulting of them.

* {{Retcon}}: Some time in between chapter seven and chapter nineteen, crazyroninchic apparently changed her mind on whether or not Haldir is supposed to be dead.

* ThreeWaySex: Happens multiple times in the Sueverse and sometimes with more then three. Most notably between Legolas, Thranduil, and Starr. Much to the disgust of the former two.

* ObfuscatingStupidity: As it turns out, [[spoiler: Prettyprettyprincesssweet16 is not just some idiotic fangirl, but an agent of Sauron who wrote "Tales of a Dream Come True" in an attempt to drive everyone insane.]]

* TastesLikeDiabetes: ''Tales of a Dream Come True''.

* UncannyValley: When the Sues [[spoiler: appear in the real world, they look like this. Their descriptions were mostly correct, but their features were so exaggerated that it looked horrific.]]

* ImprobableAge: Starr is completely sexually developed (and supposedly mature enough to romance ReallySevenHundredYearsOld elf), an expert at kickboxing, and has participated in drinking contests before. The epilogue reveals that she was 13 years old during all of this.

* FridgeLogic: InUniverse, Faramir wonders how Starr could be an expert on hard drinking despite being a teenager.

Two sequels were written by crazyroninchic, ''Starr Struck'' and ''I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around''. The former is a sequel to "Tales of a Dream Come True," in which one of [[ParodySue Starr]]'s daughters makes it her mission to [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong turn Middle-earth back to normal]]. The latter is more of a midquel, with Arwen having a flashback to a previous incident with MarySue {{Fan Fic}}s.

* YourCheatingHeart: Both of the Sues are happy to sleep around outside of their relationship.

* DerailingLoveInterests: This is what happens to both Arwen and Éowyn in order to make Starr and Celeste look better.

* EvenBeggarsWontChooseIt: Eomer says that even Grima wouldn't touch the Mary Sue.

* RuleOfFunny: This fic lives off it, [[FridgeBrilliance which could explain]] the {{Retcon}}s mentioned above.

** Elrond is mentioned in chapter twelve to still be in Rivendell, but in chapter forty-five, Galadriel says that Elrond [[spoiler: foresaw Prettyprettyprincesssweet16 writing the Suefic "before he left."]]
*** Actually, Elrond isn't mentioned to still be in Rivendell. Elrohir says: "Let's just pretend [Elrond] is still [in Rivendell]."

* CutenessOverload: Pippin's insistence that he'd worked hard on the song Starr stole causes Arwen and Eowyn to swoon.

* INeedAFreakingDrink: Arwen expresses this sentiment in chapter fourteen, and Eowyn pours herself "a liberal glass of wine" in chapter thirty-four.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: The initial group of readers consist of Elrohir, Elladan, Faramir, Legolas, Arwen, Gimli, Merry, Aragorn, Eowyn, and Pippin. Glorfindel, Eomer, Sam, Haldir, and Thranduil eventually become readers.

* DidISayThatOutLoud:

** Earlier, in chapter fifteen, everyone imagines eviscerating Starr with a toothpick.

!!''FanFic/NeverLeaveFanfictionLyingAround'' provides examples of:

* TroubledFetalPosition: Seen from multiple characters, but Legolas most of all.

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Happens occasionally during the Suefic, the prime example being in the first chapter where Legolas "whiskered" Starr off her feet.

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: When Pippin reads a part of a sex scene out loud, the others "shouted various exclamations, about tricksy hobbits and gross mental images and Pippin's mother."