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* AnachronismStew: Coming from the author of ''FanFic/RedDeadRedemptionButWithAGoodEnding'', this was to be expected. Some of it can be excused by time travel, but we still have Indy singing a NickiMinaj song in Chapter 12, explicitly ''after'' he was sent back in time again (or something...). Never mind the fact that a guy from the 30's even knows what rap ''is''.
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* AnachronismStew: Coming from the author of ''FanFic/RedDeadRedemptionButWithAGoodEnding'', this was to be expected. Some of it can be excused by time travel, but we still have Indy singing a NickiMinaj song in Chapter 12, explicitly ''after'' he was sent back in time again (or something...). Never mind the fact that a guy from the 30's '30s even knows what rap ''is''.
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* AnachronismStew: Coming from the author of ''FanFic/RedDeadRedemptionButWithAGoodEnding'', this was to be expected. Some of it can be excused by time travel, but we still have Indy singing a NickiMinaj song in Chapter 12, explicitly ''after'' he was sent back in time again (or something...). Never mind the fact that a guy from the 30's even knows what rap ''is''.
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* BlackComedyRape: Steven Spielberg, Andy, Prince Fucklestein, and Prince the singer all attempt to rape Indy at various points in the fic; the latter two actually succeed...except for the fact that the author [[{{Retcon}} claims they didn't in the next chapter]]. It's notable that both Andy and Prince Fucklestein only tried to do so ''after'' Indy castrated them.
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* RapeAsComedy: Steven Spielberg, Andy, Prince Fucklestein, and Prince the singer all attempt to rape Indy at various points in the fic; the latter two actually succeed...except for the fact that the author [[{{Retcon}} claims they didn't in the next chapter]]. It's notable that both Andy and Prince Fucklestein only tried to do so ''after'' Indy castrated them.
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''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4445668/1/Indiana Indiana Jones Dot Com]]'' is a... [[CrackFic strange]] ''IndianaJones'' fanfiction by ThePetePetersonExperience.
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''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4445668/1/Indiana Indiana Jones Dot Com]]'' is a... [[CrackFic strange]] ''IndianaJones'' ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' fanfiction by ThePetePetersonExperience.
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* {{Midquel}}: This fanfiction is supposedly set "after [[IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade the 3rd movie]] but before [[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull the crystal skoal]]".
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* {{Midquel}}: This fanfiction is supposedly set "after [[IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade the 3rd movie]] but before [[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull the crystal skoal]]".
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* ToiletHumor: When Indy and Andy are watching ''[[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indy 4]]'' at a movie theater, the movie suddenly cuts to footage of Indy on the toilet taking "the biggest dump ever". And near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones got better. Meanwhile, in Chapter 7, Prince Fucklestein's entire culture seems to revolve around faeces; they worship a tower of shit (which Indy accidentally destroys), and later carry Indy away on an elephant with a "saddle made of pure shit".
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* ToiletHumor: When Indy and Andy are watching ''[[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indy 4]]'' at a movie theater, the movie suddenly cuts to footage of Indy on the toilet taking "the biggest dump ever". And near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones got better. Meanwhile, in Chapter 7, Prince Fucklestein's entire culture seems to revolve around faeces; they worship a tower of shit (which Indy accidentally destroys), and later carry Indy away on an elephant with a "saddle made of pure shit".
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* ShoutOut: To ''{{Pokemon}}'', in Chapter 7; Indy, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg inexplicably get into a turn-by-turn battle done in the style of the ''Pokemon'' games. And in Chapter 8, the government woman who sends Indy on his mission is described as being "like moya from [[InFamous infamous 1]] (which is a kick [[XtremeKoolLetterz azz]] game)".
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* ShoutOut: To ''{{Pokemon}}'', in Chapter 7; Indy, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg inexplicably get into a turn-by-turn battle done in the style of the ''Pokemon'' games. And in Chapter 8, the government woman who sends Indy on his mission is described as being "like moya from [[InFamous [[VideoGame/{{InFamous}} infamous 1]] (which is a kick [[XtremeKoolLetterz azz]] game)".
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* ToiletHumor: When Indy and Andy are watching ''[[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indy 4]]'' at a movie theater, the movie suddenly cuts to footage of Indy on the toilet taking "the biggest dump ever". And near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones [[IGotBetter got better]]. Meanwhile, in Chapter 7, Prince Fucklestein's entire culture seems to revolve around faeces; they worship a tower of shit (which Indy accidentally destroys), and later carry Indy away on an elephant with a "saddle made of pure shit".
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* ToiletHumor: When Indy and Andy are watching ''[[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indy 4]]'' at a movie theater, the movie suddenly cuts to footage of Indy on the toilet taking "the biggest dump ever". And near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones [[IGotBetter got better]].better. Meanwhile, in Chapter 7, Prince Fucklestein's entire culture seems to revolve around faeces; they worship a tower of shit (which Indy accidentally destroys), and later carry Indy away on an elephant with a "saddle made of pure shit".
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* MegaManning: Dr. Jones can assimilate the powers and knowledge of anyone he "absops" by sucking them into his mouth; through this method, he gains the combined powers of Barack Obama and John [=McCain=] (whatever the hell those might be...), and later acquires the knowledge needed to fly a plane by eating a random pilot.
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* KamehameHadoken: In chapter 8, Indy discovers that shoving the gold tube even ''further'' up his ass allows him to shoot energy blasts as well.
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* PottyFailure: Dr. Jones soils himself while getting beaten up by Short Round.
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** Furthermore, he also responds to an insult from another character with, "Thank you," practically a trademark of Evil Inspector Andy.
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* KamehameHadoken: In chapter 8, Indy discovers that shoving the gold tube even ''further'' up his ass allows him to shoot energy blasts as well.
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* CelebrityParadox: Addressed, if in a rather inconclusive way; Harrison Ford (or, rather, "HARRISON FORD", as it's constantly rendered in-story) shows up, and the narration states that he and Indy look alike and "[are] the same person"...but a few sentences later, he dies and is never mentioned again.
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* FishOutOfTemporalWater: Indy, having been sent through time from the 1930s to first 2001 and then 2008.
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I\'m assuming this is like the author\'s page where it doesn\'t really matter where the \"YMMV\" items go, but if anyone wants to move it go ahead.
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* CurbStompBattle: Even though he doesn't win, Indy does this to Andy in their fight in chapter 5. Andy manages to "bitchslap" Indy, but Indy spends the rest of the fight easily beating him up, literally curb stomping him, and even [[GroinAttack whipping his dick off]]. The only reason Andy won is because he showed Indy his "lizard tong", which scared Indy so badly he passed out.
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* MindScrew: The fic starts off weird, and just gets more and more nonsensical as it goes on.
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* TakeThat: Chapter 2 has derogatory references to "an ugly geekazoid name kaiser snot[[hottip:*:actually Scott, judging by the other fics in which he appears]] and his gay friends", who are apparently flamers of the author. And Kaiser Scott is described as "the most despicable loser alive".
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* UnfortunateImplications: In chapter 6, Indy and Marion encounter "a gay car" full of homosexuals that try to fight Indy, who says "faggots. i hate faggots." But he manages to beat them without any trouble "because they were gay". Of course, this is nothing new for the author.
* VillainTeamUp: Dr. Jones and Andy join forces in chapter 6.
* VillainTeamUp: Dr. Jones and Andy join forces in chapter 6.
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* DiabolusExNihilo: A rather bizarre example appears in the form of the inexplicably malevolent steam shovel that randomly attacks Indy in the desert; within the next few sentences, Indy "kicked [its] ass by flipping it over".
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* FaceHeelTurn: Indy gets betrayed by his own father, Andy, and even {{Prince}}.
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* FaceHeelTurn: Indy gets betrayed by his own father, Andy, {{Prince}}, and even {{Prince}}.'''''his own hat.'''''
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* SssssnakeTalk: Andy after transforming into a snake.
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* InsultBackfire: Happens in Chapter 6, with Dr. Jones and Andy (who has [[VoluntaryShapeshifting transformed into a snake]]):
--> Dr. Jones: U snake!
--> Andy: thank U.
--> Dr. Jones: U snake!
--> Andy: thank U.
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* ShoutOut: To ''{{Pokemon}}'', in Chapter 7; Indy, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg inexplicably get into a turn-by-turn battle done in the style of the ''Pokemon'' games.
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* ShoutOut: To ''{{Pokemon}}'', in Chapter 7; Indy, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg inexplicably get into a turn-by-turn battle done in the style of the ''Pokemon'' games. And in Chapter 8, the government woman who sends Indy on his mission is described as being "like moya from [[InFamous infamous 1]] (which is a kick [[XtremeKoolLetterz azz]] game)".
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* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Andy is a "transimorphigarpp", which means he can take any shape he wants.
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* RapeAsComedy: Steven Spielberg, Andy, Prince Fucklestein, and Prince the singer all attempt to rape Indy at various points in the fic; the latter two actually succeed...except for the fact that the author [[{{Retcon}} claims they didn't in the next chapter]]. It's notable that both Andy and Prince Fucklestein only tried to do so ''after'' Indy castrated them.
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* ToiletHumor: When Indy and Andy are watching ''[[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indy 4]]'' at a movie theater, the movie suddenly cuts to footage of Indy on the toilet taking "the biggest dump ever". And near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones [[IGotBetter got better]].
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* ToiletHumor: When Indy and Andy are watching ''[[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indy 4]]'' at a movie theater, the movie suddenly cuts to footage of Indy on the toilet taking "the biggest dump ever". And near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones [[IGotBetter got better]]. Meanwhile, in Chapter 7, Prince Fucklestein's entire culture seems to revolve around faeces; they worship a tower of shit (which Indy accidentally destroys), and later carry Indy away on an elephant with a "saddle made of pure shit".
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* {{Crossover}}: With ''StarWars'', several times; an Imperial Star Destroyer appears (piloted by GeorgeLucas, StevenSpielberg, and for some reason, GeorgeWBush), which Indy proceeds to pull down from orbit with the Force "like startkiller in [[StarWarsTheForceUnleashed STAR WARS THER FGORCE INLEASHED]]".
* DemonLordsAndArchdevils: Dr. Jones, in his true identity of "jobens", is revealed in Chapter 8 to be a General of Hell...and yet is still human. And it doesn't seem to have much impact on the story.
* DemonLordsAndArchdevils: Dr. Jones, in his true identity of "jobens", is revealed in Chapter 8 to be a General of Hell...and yet is still human. And it doesn't seem to have much impact on the story.
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* RougeAnglesOfSatin: All over the damn place.
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* RougeAnglesOfSatin: All over the damn place. place.
* ShoutOut: To ''{{Pokemon}}'', in Chapter 7; Indy, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg inexplicably get into a turn-by-turn battle done in the style of the ''Pokemon'' games.
* ShoutOut: To ''{{Pokemon}}'', in Chapter 7; Indy, George Lucas, and Steven Spielberg inexplicably get into a turn-by-turn battle done in the style of the ''Pokemon'' games.
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* ToiletHumor: Near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones [[IGotBetter got better]].
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* ToiletHumor: Near When Indy and Andy are watching ''[[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull Indy 4]]'' at a movie theater, the movie suddenly cuts to footage of Indy on the toilet taking "the biggest dump ever". And near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones [[IGotBetter got better]].
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* {{Midquel}}: This story is supposedly set "after [[IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade the 3rd movie]] but before [[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull the crystal skoal]]".
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* {{Midquel}}: This story fanfiction is supposedly set "after [[IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade the 3rd movie]] but before [[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull the crystal skoal]]".
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* {{Midquel}}: This story is supposedly set "after [[IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade the 3rd movie]] but before [[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull the crystal skoal]]".
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* WouldHurtAChild: Not only does Dr. Jones fight Short Round, he also holds grabs a kid at the top of a roller coaster and holds him over the edge while threatening "i will fucking drop him to shit!"
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* ToiletHumor: Near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewage tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones [[IGotBetter got better]].
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* ToiletHumor: Near the end, Indy and Marion crash into a "sewage "sewer tower" that literally floods the area with shit that they have to swim through. Andy and Dr. Jones appear to drown in it... although as of chapter 8, while the verdict's out on Andy, Dr. Jones [[IGotBetter got better]].
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* DisintegratorRay "marion started disteingereate. all cuz of a beam spiltter used by[[DramaticEllipsis ...]]DOCTOR JOBEMS"
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* DisintegratorRay DisintegratorRay: "marion started disteingereate. all cuz of a beam spiltter used by[[DramaticEllipsis ...]]DOCTOR JOBEMS"
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* RougeAnglesOfSatin: All over the damn place.
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* DisintegratorRay "marion started disteingereate. all cuz of a beam spiltter used by[[DramaticEllipsis ...]]DOCTOR JOBEMS"
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After venturing into a cave and getting a gold tube that grants him the power of flight, Indiana Jones finds [[SeanConnery his dad Dr. Jones]] and takes him flying... but then Dr. Jones has a shocking admission: He was sent from the future to kill Indy. Needless to say, [[BigNo Indy doesn't handle this too well]], and Dr. Jones sends him into the future... first to the World Trade Center on September 11 (yes, [[TheWarOnTerror THAT September 11]]), and then to the year 2008. Indy is distraught by the fact that his "history is now history", but then he meets a "really cool kid" named Andy who offers to help him get back to his time period. Meanwhile, Dr. Jones is plotting to take over the world, and he does so by running for "overlord of the world" by eating BarackObama and John McCain.
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After venturing into a cave and getting a gold tube that grants him the power of flight, Indiana Jones finds [[SeanConnery his dad Dr. Jones]] and takes him flying... but then Dr. Jones has a shocking admission: He was sent from the future to kill Indy. Needless to say, [[BigNo Indy doesn't handle this too well]], and Dr. Jones sends him into the future... first to the World Trade Center on September 11 (yes, [[TheWarOnTerror THAT September 11]]), and then to the year 2008. Indy is distraught by the fact that his "history is now history", but then he meets a "really cool kid" named Andy who offers to help him get back to his time period. Meanwhile, Dr. Jones is plotting to take over the world, and he does so by running for "overlord of the world" by eating BarackObama and John McCain.[=McCain=].
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* GeorgeWBush: Shows up to fight Indy for no reason whatsoever.
whatsoever. And then disappears just as quickly.
* GroinAttack: Indy manages to whip Andy's dickoff.off, and later punches Prince Fucklestein's "funking balls off".
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* BigDamnHeroes: Just when it looks like Indy's about to be raped by {{Prince}} and Prince Fucklestein, Marion saves the day Awith her airplane made entirely of chainsaws.
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* AssShove: The gold tube is activated by shoving it up one's ass.
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