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** In ''[[Literature/TheHeroesOfOlympus The Demigod Diaries]]'', Percy is supposed to come up with a clever plan. Instead, he starts thinking about how Annabeth looks...

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** In ''[[Literature/TheHeroesOfOlympus The Demigod Diaries]]'', ''Literature/TheDemigodDiaries'', Percy is supposed to come up with a clever plan. Instead, he starts thinking about how Annabeth looks...
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* [[Literature/ClockpunkAndTheVitalizer Clockpunk]] is easily distracted by The Vitalizer during their fights and conversations. Made funnier by the fact that he's fully and pretty normally dressed.

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* [[Literature/ClockpunkAndTheVitalizer Clockpunk]] is easily distracted by The Vitalizer during their fights and conversations. Made funnier by the fact that he's fully and pretty normally dressed.dressed, no skin to be seen.
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* [[Literature/ClockpunkAndTheVitalizer Clockpunk]] is easily distracted by The Vitalizer during their fights and conversations. Made funnier by the fact that he's fully and pretty normally dressed.
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* PlayedForLaughs in ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}''--whenever a [[TimeTravel Sario rip]] comes up, [[TokenNonHuman Ax]] awkwardly admits that he doesn't know much about them, because he wasn't paying attention that day in school. See, he was thinking about a sports game that was happening later...plus, there was this female Andalite in class with him...
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* Exploited in ''Literature/TheMachineriesOfEmpire''. The drones' favourite meeting place on Cheris' ship is the spot where every couple aboard goes to make out, as they're too distracted by each other to notice a conspicuous meeting of the supposedly-non-sentient [=AIs=] taking place just a few metres away.
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** Then we have ''Literature/AFeastForCrows'', when Arys Oakheart, a knight of the [[CelibateHero Kingsguard]] tries to tell Arianne Martell that they can't see each other anymore. She steps into the room, completely naked, and all the words go right out of his head.
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* ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'': Shallan takes time away from her studies to sketch young men working without their shirts on. Later on, Shallan is talking with Adolin and thinking on something important, and then he ''smiles'', and... what was she thinking about, again?

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* After disguising herself as a woman who doesn't know "...how to spell FBI." in ''Blackout'' Agent Bronsky discovers she has this effect on men, causing a passerby to fall over someone else as she walks by him.

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* After disguising herself as a woman who doesn't know "...how to spell FBI." in ''Blackout'' ''Literature/{{Blackout}}'' Agent Bronsky discovers she has this effect on men, causing a passerby to fall over someone else as she walks by him.


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* ''Literature/DreamPark'': Even hyperwary Al the Barbarian can't keep his eyes off the ladies during the rooftop pool ceremony, for which they're expected to go topless.
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* DaveBarry explores this phenomenon in ''Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys''. He refers to it as "Lust-Induced Brain Freeze," or LIBF for short.

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* DaveBarry Creator/DaveBarry explores this phenomenon in ''Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys''. He refers to it as "Lust-Induced Brain Freeze," or LIBF for short.
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* Becomes a ChekovsGun in ''Literature/{{Ghoul}}''.

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* In JohnCWright's ''Literature/ChroniclesOfChaos'', [[spoiler: Hermes]] pauses in mid-rampage to monologue to Vanity. Lampshaded by Amelia:

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* In JohnCWright's Creator/JohnCWright's ''Literature/ChroniclesOfChaos'', [[spoiler: Hermes]] pauses in mid-rampage to monologue to Vanity. Lampshaded by Amelia:



* Arthur C. Clarke's ''RendezvousWithRama'' contains a passage detailing a space captain's frustration with the distractions of [[JigglePhysics jiggle physics]] in zero-G, concluding that he's "quite sure that at least one serious space accident had been caused by acute crew distraction, after the transit of an unholstered lady officer through the control cabin." One woman, upon reading this, [[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,943028-3,00.html wrote that she agreed]] that such distractions would make male astronauts unable to do their jobs, and thus the space program, as a precaution, would have to exclude men.
* Non-human variation in ''[[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire A Game of Thrones]]'': Ser Loras Tyrell knowingly rides a mare in heat in the tourney, causing the stallion of his opponent, Ser Gregor Clegane, to be skittish and difficult to control. Also shown in the [[Series/GameOfThrones TV series]].
** A few books later, [[ButtMonkey Edmure Tully]] is so distracted by the prospect of, uh, getting to know his new bride better that he completely fails to notice [[spoiler: his family, friends, and king being massacred down the hall]]. Their first child was conceived that night.
*** This is the second time that sort of thing has happened to him. A book earlier, he completely missed the fact that his most important prisoner was escaping from his cell because he was too busy heading off to a brothel.
* Any male in ''ThePaleKing'' who is in the vicinity of Meredith Rand, with the exception of Shane Drinion.

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* Arthur C. Clarke's ''RendezvousWithRama'' ''Literature/RendezvousWithRama'' contains a passage detailing a space captain's frustration with the distractions of [[JigglePhysics jiggle physics]] in zero-G, concluding that he's "quite sure that at least one serious space accident had been caused by acute crew distraction, after the transit of an unholstered lady officer through the control cabin." One woman, upon reading this, [[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,943028-3,00.html wrote that she agreed]] that such distractions would make male astronauts unable to do their jobs, and thus the space program, as a precaution, would have to exclude men.
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Non-human variation in ''[[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire A Game of Thrones]]'': ''Literature/AGameOfThrones'': Ser Loras Tyrell knowingly rides a mare in heat in the tourney, causing the stallion of his opponent, Ser Gregor Clegane, to be skittish and difficult to control. Also shown in the [[Series/GameOfThrones TV series]].
** A few books later, In ''Literature/AClashOfKings'', Edmure completely missed the fact that his most important prisoner was escaping from his cell because he was too busy heading off to a brothel.
** In ''Literature/AStormOfSwords'',
[[ButtMonkey Edmure Tully]] is so distracted by the prospect of, uh, getting to know his new bride better that he completely fails to notice [[spoiler: his family, friends, and king being massacred down the hall]]. Their first child was conceived that night.
*** This is the second time that sort of thing has happened to him. A book earlier, he completely missed the fact that his most important prisoner was escaping from his cell because he was too busy heading off to a brothel.
* Any male in ''ThePaleKing'' ''Literature/ThePaleKing'' who is in the vicinity of Meredith Rand, with the exception of Shane Drinion.



* OlderThanFeudalism: In ''The {{Ramayana}}'', one aside during Rama's wedding procession describes how a man marching in the parade sees a girl in a chariot in danger of having a WardrobeMalfunction. He's so distracted he ends up walking into the rear end of an elephant in front of him.
* ''PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'':

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* OlderThanFeudalism: In ''The {{Ramayana}}'', Literature/{{Ramayana}}'', one aside during Rama's wedding procession describes how a man marching in the parade sees a girl in a chariot in danger of having a WardrobeMalfunction. He's so distracted he ends up walking into the rear end of an elephant in front of him.
* ''PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'':''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'':



* In the EightySeventhPrecinct novel ''Ten Plus One'' (about the race to find who's murdering people around the city with no apparent connection), the officers on duty have this reaction when one of the potential victims, a stunning blonde actress, arrives seeking protection. [[spoiler: In case you're wondering, they catch the sniper before he can cross her off his list.]]

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* In the EightySeventhPrecinct Literature/EightySeventhPrecinct novel ''Ten Plus One'' (about the race to find who's murdering people around the city with no apparent connection), the officers on duty have this reaction when one of the potential victims, a stunning blonde actress, arrives seeking protection. [[spoiler: In case you're wondering, they catch the sniper before he can cross her off his list.]]
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* Non-human variation in ''[[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire A Game of Thrones]]'': Ser Loras Tyrell knowingly rides a mare in heat in the tourney, causing the stallion of his opponent, Ser Gregor Clegane, to be skittish and difficult to control. Also shown in the [[AGameOfThrones TV series]].

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* Non-human variation in ''[[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire A Game of Thrones]]'': Ser Loras Tyrell knowingly rides a mare in heat in the tourney, causing the stallion of his opponent, Ser Gregor Clegane, to be skittish and difficult to control. Also shown in the [[AGameOfThrones [[Series/GameOfThrones TV series]].
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* Becomes a ChekovsGun in ''Literature/{{Ghoul}}''.
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* In ''Literature/TheFaultInOurStars'', [[GoodBadGirl Kaitlyn]] loses track of the conversation just from the ''thought'' of Augustus.
-->'''Kaitlyn:''' Oh, my God. I've seen him at parties. The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral.
-->'''Hazel:''' Kaitlyn.
-->'''Kaitlyn:''' Sorry. Do you think you'd have to be on top?
-->'''Hazel:''' Kaitlyn.
-->'''Kaitlyn:''' What were we talking about?
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* ''In No Good Deed...'', Literature/ElsabethSoesten intends to seduce Lord Cuncz in order to gain access to his castle and search for information incriminating him in a plot against the local Prince-Bishop. Upon actually ''seeing'' him, however, she very nearly forgets what she was there for in the first place and has to concentrate on the task at hand.
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* In ''Literature/RoleOfHonour'', undercover CIA-agent Cindy provides distraction for Literature/JamesBond by undressing on front of her room's window. This catches the attention of two guards, giving Bond a chance to make his way to his car and send an important message to his people.
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* In ''Literature/RoleOfHonour'', undercover CIA-agent Cindy provides distraction for Literature/JamesBond by undressing on front of her room's window. This catches the attention of two guards, giving Bond a chance to make his way to his car and send an important message to his people.
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* In the EightySeventhPrecinct novel ''Ten Plus One'' (about the race to find who's murdering people around the city with no apparent connection), the officers on duty have this reaction when one of the potential victims, a stunning blonde actress, arrives seeking protection. [[spoiler: In case you're wondering, they catch the sniper before he can cross her off his list.]]
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* ''PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians'':
** In ''The Titan's Curse'', Percy meets [[LoveGoddess Aphrodite]] and is reduced to speaking gibberish.
** In ''[[Literature/TheHeroesOfOlympus The Demigod Diaries]]'', Percy is supposed to come up with a clever plan. Instead, he starts thinking about how Annabeth looks...
--> The way her Camp Half-Blood beads rested against her throat - okay, sorry. Got a little distracted.
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** Not to mention, ''The Miniskirt Rapture'' of TheSixties.
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* After disguising herself as a woman who doesn't know "...how to spell FBI." in ''Blackout'' Agent Bronsky discovers she has this effect on men, causing a passer by to fall over someone else as she walks by him.

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* OlderThanFeudalism: In ''The {{Ramayana}}'', one aside during Rama's wedding procession describes how a man marching in the parade sees a girl in a chariot in danger of having a WardrobeMalfunction. He's so distracted he ends up walking into the rear end of an elephant in front of him.


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* After disguising herself as a woman who doesn't know "...how to spell FBI." in ''Blackout'' Agent Bronsky discovers she has this effect on men, causing a passer by to fall over someone else as she walks by him.
* OlderThanFeudalism: In ''The {{Ramayana}}'', one aside during Rama's wedding procession describes how a man marching in the parade sees a girl in a chariot in danger of having a WardrobeMalfunction. He's so distracted he ends up walking into the rear end of an elephant in front of him.
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* Recognized and used in ''Literature/TheAnnalsOfTheChosen'' by [[LawrenceWattEvans Lawrence Watt-Evans]] -- one of the eight [[TheChosenOne Chosen Ones]] is the Beauty, whose primary abilities are this and the HoneyTrap.

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* Recognized and used in ''Literature/TheAnnalsOfTheChosen'' by [[LawrenceWattEvans Lawrence Watt-Evans]] Creator/LawrenceWattEvans -- one of the eight [[TheChosenOne Chosen Ones]] is the Beauty, whose primary abilities are this and the HoneyTrap.
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*** This is the second time that sort of thing has happened to him. A book earlier, he completely missed the fact that his most important prisoner was escaping from his cell because he was too busy heading off to a brothel.

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* [[HotWitch Molly]] in ''TheDresdenFiles'' pulls this off on purpose to get some information out of a young PI with integrity. It was a hot day. So she removed her bra and cooled her chest, taking over a beer bottle to talk to the guy. He never stood a chance.

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[[HotWitch Molly]] in ''TheDresdenFiles'' pulls this off on purpose to get some information out of a young PI with integrity. It was a hot day. So she removed her bra and cooled her chest, taking over a beer bottle to talk to the guy. He never stood a chance.


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* In ''[[Literature/CarrerasLegions A Desert Called Peace]]'', the sight of Carrera's first wife, Linda, passing by causes a car accident and a man walking with his wife to accidentally walk into a lamp post.
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** Tera West does a naked dance in the rain to decoy the cops who are watching Harry's apartment.
** A rare ''in-combat'' example takes place in ''Grave Peril'', when Thomas sexes up a possessed woman to stop her from strangling Harry.
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** A few books later, [[ButtMonkey Edmure Tully]] is so distracted by the prospect of, uh, getting to know his new bride better that he completely fails to notice [[spoiler: his family, friends, and king being massacred down the hall]]. Their first child was conceived that night.
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* OlderThanFeudalism: In ''The {{Ramayana}}'', one aside during Rama's wedding procession describes how a man marching in the parade sees a girl in a chariot in danger of having a WardrobeMalfunction. He's so distracted he ends up walking into the rear end of an elephant in front of him.
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* [[HotWitch Molly]] in ''TheDresdenFiles'' pulls this off on purpose to get some information out of a young PI with integrity. It was a hot day. So she removed her bra and cooled her chest, taking over a beer bottle to talk to the guy. He never stood a chance.
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* Recognized and used in ''Literature/TheAnnalsOfTheChosen'' by [[LawrenceWattEvans Lawrence Watt-Evans]] -- one of the eight [[TheChosenOne Chosen Ones]] is the Beauty, whose primary abilities are this and the HoneyTrap.
* In JohnCWright's ''Literature/ChroniclesOfChaos'', [[spoiler: Hermes]] pauses in mid-rampage to monologue to Vanity. Lampshaded by Amelia:
--> I don't mean it the way it sounds, but gosh, if I had been a superpowered mad god, escaped from hell, [[OmnicidalManiac here to destroy the universe]], I would have paused to chat up Vanity, too. I mean, she has that way about her, bright and fiery good looks that draw men like moths to candle flame. And she had undone the top three buttons of her blouse again.
* In ''{{Literature/Xanth}}'', a woman [[PantyShot showing her panties]] causes any observing man to space out. This is an actual magical phenomenon in that world. Only [[AuthorAppeal partial nudity]] has this effect: nymphs, centaurs, and other human or demi-human creatures who routinely go naked do not cause this. Its mentioned in the books that this is, at least in part, because such creatures consider nudity to be "a part of nature", and no different from ordinary animals not wearing clothing. Humans, on the other hand, always try to cover themselves up, and that modesty is the reason for the magic.
* DaveBarry explores this phenomenon in ''Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys''. He refers to it as "Lust-Induced Brain Freeze," or LIBF for short.
* Arthur C. Clarke's ''RendezvousWithRama'' contains a passage detailing a space captain's frustration with the distractions of [[JigglePhysics jiggle physics]] in zero-G, concluding that he's "quite sure that at least one serious space accident had been caused by acute crew distraction, after the transit of an unholstered lady officer through the control cabin." One woman, upon reading this, [[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,943028-3,00.html wrote that she agreed]] that such distractions would make male astronauts unable to do their jobs, and thus the space program, as a precaution, would have to exclude men.
* Non-human variation in ''[[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire A Game of Thrones]]'': Ser Loras Tyrell knowingly rides a mare in heat in the tourney, causing the stallion of his opponent, Ser Gregor Clegane, to be skittish and difficult to control. Also shown in the [[AGameOfThrones TV series]].
* Any male in ''ThePaleKing'' who is in the vicinity of Meredith Rand, with the exception of Shane Drinion.
* Margo Smith of ''Literature/TimeScout'' can cause minor traffic jams with her skirts. Malcolm Moore has a lot of trouble focusing around her. Well, focusing on anything ''but'' her.
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