History DarthWiki / TvTropesRuinedYourLife

* [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Long ago in a distant corner of the Internet, I, TV Tropes, the shape-shifting Master of Storytelling Devices, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish aspiring writer wielding a useless English degree stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung them into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is TV Tropes...]]

* TV Tropes told Advertising/SegataSanshiro that I wasn't playing UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn. Then he judo-flipped me and I exploded.

* TV Tropes helped usher in UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks.

* TV Tropes caused me to make so many entries into JustForFun/RoleAssociation that [[strike: I broke it]] it had to be divided into separate pages and now I can only refer to actors by their roles. Oh look, Film/IronMan is [[Film/SherlockHolmes2009 Sherlock Holmes]] and [[Film/AIArtificialIntelligence Gigolo Joe]] is TheWatson! Oh, their real names? Um...

* [[WebVideo/ThirdRateGamer Now, I don't hate TV Tropes, but it just has ass written all over it! Maybe if they removed some of the pages, it wouldn't ruin my life! Didn't they test this wiki before they released it?]]

** All media is rendered useless. JustForFun/{{Egregious}} is a word used often. The mechanics of anxiety are in full swing. Emotions are reduced to DarthWiki/WhatAnIdiot and NightmareFuel. Psychochemical warfare becomes a reality. A strange imbalance eats into the subconscious. TV Tropes, the new religion, is a doctrine of force. The RuleOfScary replaces human evolution. Stipulation by technicians produces [[FetishFuel degrading states of erotic tension.]] Intelligence is stamped out once and for all. Our logo decorates the human zoos. From beginning to end -- from end to beginning -- are you ready to trope?

** All media is rendered useless. JustForFun/{{Egregious}} is a word used often. The mechanics of anxiety are in full swing. Emotions are reduced to DarthWiki/WhatAnIdiot and NightmareFuel. Psychochemical warfare becomes a reality. A strange imbalance eats into the subconscious. TV Tropes, the new religion, is a doctrine of force. The RuleOfScary replaces human evolution. Stipulation by technicians produces degrading states of erotic tension. Intelligence is stamped out once and for all. Our logo decorates the human zoos. From beginning to end -- from end to beginning -- are you ready to trope?

* [[Music/{{Propaganda}} TV Tropes is devoted to the devil, and fascinated by crime.]] Glamorous death is its destination, eternal passion his gain. [[TheNewRockAndRoll It's a Satanic gambler,]] with you just the pool, and [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you've already lost the chance of your lifetime.]]

* [[VideoGames/{{Ultrakill}} TV TROPES MADE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!]]

* [[VideoGames/Ultrakill TV TROPES MADE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!]]

* [[VideoGames/ULTRAKILL TV TROPES MADE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!]]

* “[[VideoGames/ULTRAKILL TV TROPES MADE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!]]”

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** All media is rendered useless. JustForFun/{{Egregious}} is a word used often. The mechanics of anxiety are in full swing. Emotions are reduced to WhatAnIdiot and NightmareFuel. Psychochemical warfare becomes a reality. A strange imbalance eats into the subconscious. TV Tropes, the new religion, is a doctrine of force. The RuleOfScary replaces human evolution. Stipulation by technicians produces degrading states of erotic tension. Intelligence is stamped out once and for all. Our logo decorates the human zoos. From beginning to end -- from end to beginning -- are you ready to trope?

* [[WesternAnimation/DorbeesMakingDecisions Tropes! Everywhere I look, I see tropes! Rolling to and fro, I see tropes! Why don't they go awaaaaay?]]

* In prose and in natter, I express myself as a member of a higher community. [[SacrificedBasicSkillForAwesomeTraining I have forgotten how to walk and speak.]] I am on my way toward flying into the air, troping. My very gestures express enchantment. I feel AGodAmI. SugarWiki/{{Most Wonderful Sound}}s emanate from me. I walk about enchanted, in ecstasy, like the gods I saw walking in my SugarWiki/SweetDreamsFuel. I am no longer a vigilante taxonomist. I have become a work of taxonomy. [[Music/FrankieGoesToHollywood Welcome to TV Tropes.]]