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Got grizzly in my teeth,\\
Chocolate goodness underneath,\\

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Got grizzly in my teeth,\\
teeth\\
Chocolate goodness underneath,\\underneath\\
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Got grizzly in my teeth\\
Chocolate goodness underneath\\

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Got grizzly in my teeth\\
teeth,\\
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Everybody knows Toblerone is the best\\
There’s no other chocolate you can suggest\\
You can eat it anywhere for a tasty treat\\
You can spit it on your enemies in their defeat\\

Toblerone is where we stand\\
Triangle sweetness in hand\\
If you told me it was bad\\
It would make me very mad\\
Got grizzly in my teeth\\
Chocolate goodness underneath\\
And I’ll always bear it proudly like a door with a wreath, ‘cause–\\
(Back to Chorus)\\
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Makes me what to dance\\

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Makes me what want to dance\\
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It's Darth Wiki, "ugh" Darth Wiki,\\

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It's Darth Wiki, "ugh" ''ugh,'' Darth Wiki,\\
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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], or [[http://www.toblerone.com/ the official site]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about. (Though the official site isn't a bad idea.)

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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], or [[http://www.toblerone.com/ the official site]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about. (Though the official site isn't a bad idea.idea...)
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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about.

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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], or [[http://www.toblerone.com/ the official site]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about.
about. (Though the official site isn't a bad idea.)
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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. We THINK we know what we're talking about.

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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. The snack tastes ''amazing.'' We THINK we know what we're talking about.
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To say that we Darth Wiki People don't like Toblerone is like saying that {{SelfDemonstrating/Bowser}} likes {{Franchise/Mario}}. It just ain't true, man. It just ain't true.

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To say that we Darth Wiki People {{Tropers}} don't like Toblerone is like saying that {{SelfDemonstrating/Bowser}} likes {{Franchise/Mario}}. It just ain't true, man. It just ain't true.
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We love it because it's one of the hardest candies to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter, snarky and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]

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We love it because it's one of the hardest candies Christmas presents to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter, snarky and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]
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In fact, it's in our newest Wiki Song, The Toblerone Song. Sing with us:

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In fact, it's in our newest Wiki Song, The Toblerone Song. Sing with us:
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In fact, it's in our newest Wiki Song:

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In fact, it's in our newest Wiki Song:
Song, The Toblerone Song. Sing with us:

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Verse 1




Chorus (Sing 3 times)



It's Darth Wiki, it's Darth Wiki,\\
We always have to have a bitter day.\\
It's Darth Wiki, ''oh'' Darth Wiki,\\
Have Toblerone to spite another's way.\\
It's Darth Wiki, ''yeah'' Darth Wiki,\\
You know we hate to have a decent day,\\
It's Darth Wiki, "ugh" Darth Wiki,\\
Use Toblerone to ruin Santa's way,\\
--->(Song loops once.)

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It's Darth Wiki, it's Darth Wiki,\\
We always have to have a bitter day.\\
It's Darth Wiki, ''oh'' Darth Wiki,\\
Have Toblerone to spite another's way.\\
It's Darth Wiki, ''yeah'' Darth Wiki,\\
You know we hate to have a decent day,\\
It's Darth Wiki, "ugh" Darth Wiki,\\
Use Toblerone to ruin Santa's way,\\
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It's Darth Wiki, yeah Darth Wiki,\\

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It's Darth Wiki, yeah ''yeah'' Darth Wiki,\\




--->(Song still in progress.)

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\nIt's Darth Wiki, "ugh" Darth Wiki,\\
Use Toblerone to ruin Santa's way,\\
It's Darth Wiki, it's Darth Wiki,\\
We always have to have a bitter day.\\
It's Darth Wiki, ''oh'' Darth Wiki,\\
Have Toblerone to spite another's way.\\
It's Darth Wiki, ''yeah'' Darth Wiki,\\
You know we hate to have a decent day,\\
It's Darth Wiki, "ugh" Darth Wiki,\\
Use Toblerone to ruin Santa's way,\\
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''Darth Wiki, Darth Wiki,''\\
We always have to have a bitter day.\\
''Darth Wiki, Darth Wiki,''\\
Have Toblerone to spite another's wayyyy.\\

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''Darth Wiki, Darth Wiki,''\\
We always have
To-ble-rone\\
It's my favorite treat\\
To-ble-rone\\
It's an evil sweet\\
To-ble-rone\\
Makes me what
to have a bitter day.dance\\
To-ble-rone\\
And upload my rants\\
Now, stop there.
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''Darth Wiki, Darth Wiki,''\\
Have Toblerone to spite another's wayyyy.
Like I really care.\\
Make a wish.\\
As you eat a bear.\\
Hit a ball.\\
As you hit us wrong,\\
Sing us the,\\
Toblerone Song.\\




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It's Darth Wiki, it's Darth Wiki,\\
We always have to have a bitter day.\\
It's Darth Wiki, ''oh'' Darth Wiki,\\
Have Toblerone to spite another's way.\\
It's Darth Wiki, yeah Darth Wiki,\\
You know we hate to have a decent day,\\
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(Song still in progress, feel free to edit!)

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Whyyyy do we fight,\\
When no one's right?\\
Whyyyy do we run,\\
If that's no fun?\\

(Song still in progress, feel free to edit!)
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* The Toblerone song goes great with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01skyPMeeoc Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial]]
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Toblerone, because villains won't settle for less.

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Toblerone, because villains won't settle for less.less.

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Have Toblerone to Spite another's wayyyy.\\


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Have Toblerone to Spite spite another's wayyyy.\\

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We love it because it's one of the hardest candies to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]

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We love it because it's one of the hardest candies to disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter bitter, snarky and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]
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We love it because it's one of the hardest candies to wrap. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]

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We love it because it's one of the hardest candies to wrap.disguise. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]
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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. We think we know what we're talking about.

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You ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. We think THINK we know what we're talking about.
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You could learn more in THAT OTHER WIKI, but why do that when you could take our word for it?

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You could ''could'' learn more in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toblerone THAT OTHER WIKI, WIKI]], but why do that when you could take our word for it?
it? It's in nearly ''every'' supermarket in the world. We think we know what we're talking about.
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You could learn more in THAT OTHER WIKI, but why do that when you could take our word for it?


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To say that we Darth Wiki People don't like Toblerone is like saying that {{SelfDemonstrating/Bowser}} likes {{Franchise/Mario}}. It just ain't true, man. It just ain't true.
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[[EvenEvilHasStandards Yes, even we eat Toblerone.]]

We love it because it's one of the hardest candies to wrap. ([[TakeThat Take That, Santa!]]) Why, we at Darth Wiki always condone productivity in being a {{Troll}} to others, and being bitter and mean, but first you have to have a Toblerone, because [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Eat Toblerone.]]

In fact, it's in our newest Wiki Song:

''Darth Wiki, Darth Wiki,''\\
We always have to have a bitter day.\\
''Darth Wiki, Darth Wiki,''\\
Have Toblerone to Spite another's wayyyy.\\

Toblerone, because villains won't settle for less.

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