History DarthWiki / RobotUnicornAttack

Oh, and it may just be the most [[{{Metalocalypse}} brutal]] game ever.

* DarkerAndEdgier: It's a wee bit less cheery than the original RobotUnicornAttack.

[[MemeticMutation And it is still the most FUCK AWESOME game ever.]]

SORROW WON'T WAIT 'TILL YOU DIE! (A SHATTERED BODY DEEPLY HURT!)\\

Like the original RobotUnicornAttack (click for info), it is also available for the iPhone for necro-tracking on the go. Unlike the original, you can play it without looking like a [[CampGay Girly Man.]] A fun-fact: this game originally debuted on the iPhone before it appeared on Adult Swim Online.

Chase your nightmares [[http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-heavy-metal-twitchy-online-game.html here]].

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And it is the most [[MemeticMutation FUCK AWESOME]] game ever.

''Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal'' is a flash game set in a FireAndBrimstoneHell. Those who break the many laws of this place have their souls transferred into Robot Unicorns, powered by numerous pentagrams to get the {{Unobtainium}} ore the world needs for its magickal experiments. But then one got the idea to make a clean break for freedom, knowing perfectly well he couldn't possibly escape, but hellbent to take as much as it down with him as he possibly could.

If you fail to dash through a pentagram or hit the wall, you explode in a fireball of agony and are transferred into a new Robot Unicorn. Flamming imps oversee your escape, and the choirs of the dammed pound along to the beat of your heart. Again, you know it is hopeless, perhaps even futile, to even comprehend escape. But at this point, you're too far gone to care. All that is left is to run and destroy.

Like the original RobotUnicornAttack (click for info), it is also available for the iPhone for necro-tracking on the go. Unlike the original, you can play it without looking like a [[CampGay Girly Man.]]

''[[http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-heavy-metal-twitchy-online-game.html Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal]]'' is a flash game set in a FireAndBrimstoneHell. Those who break the many laws of this place have their souls transferred into Robot Unicorns, powered by numerous pentagrams to get the {{Unobtainium}} ore the world needs for its magickal experiments. But then one got the idea to make a clean break for freedom, knowing perfectly well he couldn't possibly escape, but hellbent to take as much as it down with him as he possibly could.

Like the original RobotUnicornAttack (click for info), it is also available for the iPhone for necro-tracking on the go. Unlike the original, you can play it without looking like a [[CampGay Girly Man.]]

->''"WAR AND ANGER SHALL REIGN! THE CLASH OF IRON CAN BE HEARD! BY BLINDNESS YOU'RE DRIVEN INSANE! I'M LOST IN ANGUISH AND GRIEF! SORROW WON'T WAIT 'TILL YOU DIE! A SHATTERED BODY DEEPLY HURT! AND DARKNESS WILL COVER THE LIGHT! IT'S GONE FOREVERMORE~!"''

'''THERE, ON THE BATTLEFIELD, HE STANDS'''\\

'''There on the battlefield he stands'''\\
'''[[color:brown:Down on the battlefield he's lost]]'''\\
'''[[color:red:And on the battlefield it ends]]'''

->''"War and anger shall reign. The clash of iron can be heard! By blindness you're driven insane. I'm lost in anguish and grief! Sorrow won't wane 'till you die. A shattered body deeply hurt! And darkness will cover the light. It's gone forevermore~!"''

->''"War and anger shall reign, the clash of iron can be heard, by blindness you're driven insane, I'm lost in anguish and grief, sorrow won't wane 'til you die, a shattered body deeply hurt, and darkness will cover the light, it's gone forevermore~!"''

[[http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-heavy-metal-twitchy-online-game.html ''Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal'']] is a flash game set in a FireAndBrimstoneHell. Those who break the many laws of this place have their souls transferred into Robot Unicorns, powered by numerous pentagrams to get the {{Unobtainium}} ore the world needs for its magickal experiments. But then one got the idea to make a clean break for freedom, knowing perfectly well he couldn't possibly escape, but hellbent to take as much as it down with him as he possibly could.

* SceneryGorn: FireAndBrimstoneHell, anyone.
* [[SoMyKidsCanWatch So My Boyfriend Can Play]]: For Reals.

Like the original RobotUnicornAttack, it is also available for the iPhone for necro-tracking on the go. Unlike the original, you can play it without looking like a [[CampGay Girly Man.]]

* [[SoMyKidsCanWatch SoMyBoyfriendCanPlay]]

* SceneryGorn: ''Heavy Metal Edition''

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[[caption-width:346:GodHand Edit tells it like it is. [[http://multipurposereviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1267265750601.png But then it got worse...]]]]

-->--'''You, while playing the "Heavy Metal Edition" of this game (perferably).'''

''Robot Unicorn Attack'' is a flash game set in a Fascist and Totalitarian SugarBowl. Those who break the many laws of this place have their souls transferred into Robot Unicorns, where they are made to run through numerous stars to get the {{Unobtainium}} ore the world needs for its magickal experiments.

If you fail to dash through a star or hit the wall, you explode in a fireball of agony and are transferred into a new Robot Unicorn. Sometimes dolphin jailers will appear to make sure you are destroying enough stars. Brainwashing music also plays in this place. We assume the criminals are punished forever.

The game is unwinnable, being only a contest to see who can get the highest score.

An add-on to the game for the iPhone is now available, titled ''Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal''. It replaces the CampGay theme music for "Battlefield" by Blind Guardian and shows that the SugarBowl world of heaven was in reality an illusion created by Satan so that viewers would be comfortable with it. Now, the curtain has been lifted and [[JustForPun all hell has broken loose]]. The scenery has been replaced with fire, brimstone, and skeletons. [[http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-heavy-metal-twitchy-online-game.html It is also available on the Adult Swim website for computer play]].

* CampGay: Any male who plays this will be mistaken for one.
* CrapsaccharineWorld
* DarkerAndEdgier: The iPhone port, amptly named ''Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal''. Instead of chasing dreams, you chase nightmares. The cheery Erasure music is replaced with a ''BlindGuardian'' track, the dolphins and fairies are dead and the floor is littered with dead grass and skeletons. It just shows the game for what it really is.
* EarWorm: The music.
** The Darth version of the music can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhSfjAgm1Tk here]].
*** Which results in both NightmareFuel and SoBadItsGood, [[YourMileageMayVary depending on the listener]].
*** The add-on gives us [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvZEzEOPRfw Battlefield]] by Blind Guardian.

* HaveANiceDeath: (Inevitably) failing in different ways gets you different messages. Crash into a wall? "Your dreams did not come true." Smash into a star? "You became a star." Fall off the screen? "Your dreams were dashed against the rocks below."
** What do you get when you fall to your death in Heavy Metal Edition? "Your blood stains the soiled ground". Let that sink in for a minute.

* SugarApocalypse: Oh sure, everything is bright and colorful, an you may be a magical robot unicorn, but ''[[CriticalExistenceFailure physics]] [[OneHitPointWonder has]] no [[MadeOfExplodium mercy!]]''

* WildMassGuessing: This trope.

[[SugarWiki/RobotUnicornAttack Click here for the Queen's propaganda.]]

** What to you get when you fall to your death in Heavy Metal Edition? "Your blood stains the soiled ground". Let that sink in for a minute.

An add-on to the game for the iPhone is now available, titled ''Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal''. It replaces the CampGay theme music for "Battlefield" by Blind Guardian and shows that the SugarBowl world of heaven was in reality an illusion created by Satan so that viewers would be comfortable with it. Now, the curtain has been lifted and [[JustForPun all hell has broken loose]]. The scenery has been replaced with fire, brimstone, and skeletons.

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