History Creator / PattonOswalt

24th Jan '16 11:00:53 AM MarkLungo
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* DrivenToSuicide: From "Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time": Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines? Perfectly fine. Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines, as Toto's "Africa" starts playing over the speakers? He'd have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger if he had one, without even feeling any despair or sadness. Also, he feels that the cops would understand exactly why he did it, in a "[[SeenItAll oh yeah, we see this all the time]]" kind of way.
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* DrivenToSuicide: From "Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time": Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines? Perfectly fine. Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines, as Toto's Music/{{Toto}}'s "Africa" starts playing over the speakers? He'd have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger if he had one, without even feeling any despair or sadness. Also, he feels that the cops would understand exactly why he did it, in a "[[SeenItAll oh yeah, we see this all the time]]" kind of way.

** In Werewolves and Lollipops, he starts off by making fun of comedians who brag how "edgy" they're going to be in their act and then proceed to do the same tired material that's been done 100 times.
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** In Werewolves ''Werewolves and Lollipops, Lollipops'', he starts off by making fun of comedians who brag how "edgy" they're going to be in their act and then proceed to do the same tired material that's been done 100 times.
24th Jan '16 10:55:18 AM kawaiineko333
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* DrivenToSuicide: From "Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time": Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines? Perfectly fine. Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines, as Toto's "Africa" starts playing over the speakers? He'd have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger if he had one, without even feeling any despair or sadness. Also, he feels that the cops would understand exactly why he did it, in a "oh yeah, we see this all the time" kind of way.
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* DrivenToSuicide: From "Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time": Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines? Perfectly fine. Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines, as Toto's "Africa" starts playing over the speakers? He'd have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger if he had one, without even feeling any despair or sadness. Also, he feels that the cops would understand exactly why he did it, in a "oh "[[SeenItAll oh yeah, we see this all the time" time]]" kind of way.
30th Nov '15 4:58:23 PM TheGreatUnknown
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* ''Series/TheHeartSheHoller'': Hurlan Heartshe, a [[WildChild feral man]] made mayor of an isolated Southern hamlet
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* ''Series/TheHeartSheHoller'': Hurlan Heartshe, a [[WildChild feral man]] made mayor of an isolated Southern hamlethamlet.

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* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'': TV's Son of TV's Frank, a MadScientist.
3rd Oct '15 6:11:06 PM Seaport
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* ''Series/{{Veep}}'': Teddy Sykes, [[DepravedBisexual unabashedly]] [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale perverted]] Chief of Staff for VP Andrew Doyle.
22nd Aug '15 12:32:15 PM rjd1922
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* WesternAnimation/{{Robotomy}}: Thrasher, a slim, [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]], teenage robot from the planet Insanus.
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* WesternAnimation/{{Robotomy}}: ''WesternAnimation/{{Robotomy}}'': Thrasher, a slim, [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]], teenage robot from the planet Insanus.
14th Aug '15 9:33:56 PM jormis29
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* ''VideoGame/MinecraftStoryMode'': Jessie, the main character.
18th Jul '15 8:29:49 PM dsneybuf
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* CloudCuckoolander: Patton sent in over-the-top movie reviews to AintItCoolNews under the pen name "Neill Cumpston." No one figured out who it was until Oswalt admitted it months later. It was definitely GushingAboutShowsYouLike, and you only wish they printed his quotes on the posters. -->'''Neill, in a review of Film/ThreeHundred''': I canít spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISNíT ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass thatís hitting someoneís balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.
13th May '15 12:30:30 AM Anicomicgeek
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* DeFictionalization: The ridiculous list of food offered in his Black Angus bit? ''A fan had the entire menu served up for a friend's bachelor party.''
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* DeFictionalization: {{Defictionalization}}: The ridiculous list of food offered in his Black Angus bit? ''A fan had the entire menu served up for a friend's bachelor party.''
21st Apr '15 10:13:25 AM TheCuza
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* DrivenToSuicide: From "Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time": Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines? Perfectly fine. Being in a nearly empty grocery store at 11:00 AM on a Tuesday, looking at the Lean Cuisines, as Toto's "Africa" starts playing over the speakers? He'd have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger if he had one, without even feeling any despair or sadness. Also, he feels that the cops would understand exactly why he did it, in a "oh yeah, we see this all the time" kind of way.
19th Apr '15 5:41:36 AM Anicomicgeek
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* ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' as Agent Eric Koenig (and Sam and Billy Koenig).

* ''Series/TheGoldbergs'': The narrator

* ''Marvel's Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' as Agent Eric Koenig (and Sam and Billy Koenig).

* ''Marvel's Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'' as Agent Eric Koenig (and Sam and Billy Koenig).''WesternAnimation/WordGirl'': Theodore "Tobey" [=McCallister=] III, a ten-year-old supervillain.

* ''WesternAnimation/WordGirl'': Theodore "Tobey" [=McCallister=] III, a ten-year-old supervillain. * ''Series/TheGoldbergs'': The narrator
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* ''WesternAnimation/WordGirl'': Theodore "Tobey" [=McCallister=] III, a ten-year-old supervillain. * ''Series/TheGoldbergs'': The narrator
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