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* GoshDangItToHeck: Milton is a Christian, and he intentionally avoids using profanity in his comedy routines.
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--> '''Milton''': I remember my most peaceful Christmas, the year my mother mistakingly covered the Christmas cake in Temazepam. ''[While looking over at Andy's side]'' Marzipan.

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--> '''Milton''': I remember my most peaceful Christmas, don't know about you, but I often feel like Joseph at the year my mother mistakingly covered inn in Bethlehem, holding a crib of straws saying, "No. I wanted to see the Christmas cake in Temazepam. manager." ''[While looking over at Andy's side]'' Marzipan.Manger.

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* {{Catchphrase}} "BOTHER!" In Radio/TheVeryWorldOfMiltonJones.

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* {{Catchphrase}} BlackComedyBurst: He has plenty of friendly gags (one of his stand-up [=DVDs=] got a U rating), but he does occasionally have a darker joke than the rest.
-->'''Milton''': ''[On the subject of teachers]'' Marking. That's a problem, isn't it? I find, though, if you wrap the child in a mattress before you hit them...
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"BOTHER!" In Radio/TheVeryWorldOfMiltonJones.



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--> '''Milton''': I remember my most peaceful Christmas, the year my mother mistakingly covered the Christmas cake in Temazepam. ''[While looking over at Andy's side]'' Marzipan.


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* ObfuscatingStupidity: Don't let the CloudCuckooLander stage persona fool you. He's clearly switched on and aware of what's happening whenever he performs.


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* PungeonMaster: Very much so.

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Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week" according to his tour posters. To be a little more precise, he's a stand-up comedian who has appeared on {{Mock The Week}} and once on the comedians edition of {{Pointless}}. He has also written numerous radio shows such as {{The Very World of Milton Jones}}, ''Thanks A Lot Milton Jones!'', ''Another Case Of Milton Jones'' and ''The House of Milton Jones'', the last of which spawned a spinoff TV pilot called ''Milton Jones House Of Rooms''.

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Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week" according to his tour posters. To be a little more precise, he's a stand-up comedian who has appeared on {{Mock The Week}} Series/MockTheWeek and once on the comedians edition of {{Pointless}}. Series/{{Pointless}}. He has also written numerous radio shows such as {{The Very World of Milton Jones}}, Radio/TheVeryWorldOfMiltonJones, ''Thanks A Lot Milton Jones!'', ''Another Case Of Milton Jones'' and ''The House of Milton Jones'', the last of which spawned a spinoff TV pilot called ''Milton Jones House Of Rooms''.



Milton has been a comedian for over 20 years, and won the Perrier Award in 1996. His career really took off in 2008, when he joined (and later became a regular) on the BBC2 topical panel show {{Mock The Week}}



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* {{Catchphrase}} "BOTHER!" In {{The Very World of MIlton Jones}}.
* {{Cloud Cuckoolander}} Prime example of one. Whenever he does stand-up or Mock The Week, there is always a moment of complete silence when everyone is trying to work out what on earth he just said. He also wears hawaiian shirts and has very messy hair.
* {{Messy Hair}}: Oh yes. If you see an interview of him WITHOUT the messy hair he instantly looks different.
* {{Older than they look}}: He was born on May 16th 1964, which makes him 51 in 2015. He doesn't look 51.
* {{Comically Missing the Point}}: "I'm the most famous undercover journalist in the world! I could walk into any drug den or illegal betting syndicate and everyone would know who I am!"
* {{Hurricane Of Puns}}: Basically his entire career. It seems to have worked quite well.
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: With his appearance and tendencies to say random non-sequiturs, I wouldn't be surprised (See page quote)

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Milton has been a comedian for over 20 years, and won the Perrier Award in 1996. His career really took off in 2008, when he joined (and later became a regular) on the BBC2 topical panel show {{Mock The Week}}



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* {{Catchphrase}} "BOTHER!" In {{The Very World of MIlton Jones}}.
Radio/TheVeryWorldOfMiltonJones.
* {{Cloud Cuckoolander}} CloudCuckoolander: Prime example of one. Whenever he does stand-up or Mock The Week, there is always a moment of complete silence when everyone is trying to work out what on earth he just said. He also wears hawaiian shirts and has very messy hair.
* {{Messy Hair}}: ComicallyMissingThePoint: "I'm the most famous undercover journalist in the world! I could walk into any drug den or illegal betting syndicate and everyone would know who I am!"
* DontExplainTheJoke: Milton will sometimes do this, usually following very subtle jokes. For instance, he told this one on Series/MockTheWeek:
--> '''Milton''': I remember my most peaceful Christmas, the year my mother mistakingly covered the Christmas cake in Temazepam. ''[While looking over at Andy's side]'' Marzipan.
* HurricaneOfPuns: Basically his entire career. It seems to have worked quite well.
* MessyHair:
Oh yes. If you see an interview of him WITHOUT the messy hair he instantly looks different.
* {{Older than they look}}: OlderThanTheyLook: He was born on May 16th 1964, which makes him 51 in 2015. He doesn't look 51.
* {{Comically Missing StealthPun: For some of Milton's gags, he'll trail off before he gets to the Point}}: "I'm the most famous undercover journalist in the world! I could walk into any drug den or illegal betting syndicate and everyone would know who I am!"
* {{Hurricane Of Puns}}: Basically his entire career. It seems to have worked quite well.
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* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: With his appearance and tendencies to say random non-sequiturs, I wouldn't be surprised (See page quote)quote)
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* {{Hurricane Of Puns}}: Basically his entire career. It seems to have worked quite well.

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* {{Hurricane Of Puns}}: Basically his entire career. It seems to have worked quite well.well.
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasn'tMadeOnDrugs
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* {{Catchphrase}} BOTHER! Also, the salute or something like a salute at the end of a stand-up routine.
* {{Cloud Cuckoolander}} Prime example of one. Whenever he does stand-up or Mock The Week, there is always a moment of complete silence when everyone is trying to work out what on earth he just said.

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* {{Catchphrase}} BOTHER! Also, the salute or something like a salute at the end "BOTHER!" In {{The Very World of a stand-up routine.
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* {{Cloud Cuckoolander}} Prime example of one. Whenever he does stand-up or Mock The Week, there is always a moment of complete silence when everyone is trying to work out what on earth he just said. He also wears hawaiian shirts and has very messy hair.



* {{Older than they look}}: He's 50. Trust me. Yeah, I had a heart attack too.

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* {{Older than they look}}: He's 50. Trust me. Yeah, I had a heart attack too.He was born on May 16th 1964, which makes him 51 in 2015. He doesn't look 51.
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Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week" according to his tour posters. To be a little more precise, he's a stand-up comedian who has appeared on {{Mock The Week}} and once on the comedians edition of {{Pointless}}. He has also written numerous radio shows such as {{The Very World of Milton Jones}}, ''Thanks A Lot Milton Jones!'' and ''The House of Milton Jones'', the last of which spawned a spinoff TV pilot called ''Milton Jones House Of Rooms''.

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Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week" according to his tour posters. To be a little more precise, he's a stand-up comedian who has appeared on {{Mock The Week}} and once on the comedians edition of {{Pointless}}. He has also written numerous radio shows such as {{The Very World of Milton Jones}}, ''Thanks A Lot Milton Jones!'' Jones!'', ''Another Case Of Milton Jones'' and ''The House of Milton Jones'', the last of which spawned a spinoff TV pilot called ''Milton Jones House Of Rooms''.


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He has done three stand-up tours - ''Live Universe Tour - Part 1: Earth'', ''Lion Whisperer'' and rather imaginatively titled ''On The Road''. He started his most current tour, ''Temple Of Daft'' in February 2015.

Milton has been a comedian for over 20 years, and won the Perrier Award in 1996. His career really took off in 2008, when he joined (and later became a regular) on the BBC2 topical panel show {{Mock The Week}}
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* Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week". Well, to be fair to the bloke, he's more than that. Completely a {{Cloud Cuckoolander}}, some say he's totally mental. And if he isn't, his one-liners certainly are. Oh, and did we mention that he was about the only British comedian who was Christian?

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* Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week". Well, Week" according to his tour posters. To be fair to the bloke, a little more precise, he's more than that. Completely a {{Cloud Cuckoolander}}, some say he's totally mental. And if he isn't, his one-liners certainly are. Oh, and did we mention that he was about the only British stand-up comedian who was Christian? has appeared on {{Mock The Week}} and once on the comedians edition of {{Pointless}}. He has also written numerous radio shows such as {{The Very World of Milton Jones}}, ''Thanks A Lot Milton Jones!'' and ''The House of Milton Jones'', the last of which spawned a spinoff TV pilot called ''Milton Jones House Of Rooms''.



* {{Hurricane Of Puns}}: Basically his entire career.

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* {{Hurricane Of Puns}}: Basically his entire career. It seems to have worked quite well.
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-> '''''Andy Parsons''' They say that one in seven people are on drugs. Judging by this panel, I'd say it's Milton.''

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-> '''''Andy Parsons''' Parsons:''' They say that one in seven people are on drugs. Judging by this panel, I'd say it's Milton.''
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-> '''''Andy Parsons''' They say that one in seven people are on drugs. Judging by this panel, I'd say it's Milton."

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* "They say that one in seven people are on drugs. Judging by this panel, I'd say it's Milton."

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* "They -> '''''Andy Parsons''' They say that one in seven people are on drugs. Judging by this panel, I'd say it's Milton."
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* {{Hurricane Of Puns}} Basically his entire career.

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* {{Older than they look}}: He's 50. Trust me. Yeah, I had a heart attack too.

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* {{Older than they look}}: He's 50. Trust me. Yeah, I had a heart attack too.too.
* {{Comically Missing the Point}}: "I'm the most famous undercover journalist in the world! I could walk into any drug den or illegal betting syndicate and everyone would know who I am!"
* {{Hurricane Of Puns}} Basically his entire career.
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* {{Catchphrase}} BOTHER! Also, the salute or something like a salute at the end of a stand-up routine.

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* {{Cloud Cuckoolander}} Prime example of one. Whenever he does stand-up or Mock The Week, there is always a moment of complete silence when everyone is trying to work out what on earth he just said.



* {{Older than he looks}}: He's 50. Trust me.

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* {{Older than he looks}}: they look}}: He's 50. Trust me. Yeah, I had a heart attack too.
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"They say that one in seven people are on drugs. Judging by this panel, I'd say it's Milton."
Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week". Well, to be fair to the bloke, he's more than that. Completely a {{Cloud Cuckoolander}}, some say he's totally mental. And if he isn't, his one-liners certainly are. Oh, and did we mention that he was about the only British comedian who was Christian?

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"They *"They say that one in seven people are on drugs. Judging by this panel, I'd say it's Milton."
Milton *Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week". Well, to be fair to the bloke, he's more than that. Completely a {{Cloud Cuckoolander}}, some say he's totally mental. And if he isn't, his one-liners certainly are. Oh, and did we mention that he was about the only British comedian who was Christian?



{{Messy Hair}}: Oh yes. If you see an interview of him WITHOUT the messy hair he instantly looks different.
{{Older than he looks}}: He's 50. Trust me.

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{{Messy *{{Messy Hair}}: Oh yes. If you see an interview of him WITHOUT the messy hair he instantly looks different.
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{{Messy Hair}} Oh yes. If you see an interview of him WITHOUT the messy hair he instantly looks different.
{{Older than he looks}} He's 50. Trust me.

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{{Messy Hair}} Hair}}: Oh yes. If you see an interview of him WITHOUT the messy hair he instantly looks different.
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{Older than he looks}} He's 50. Trust me.

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<-They say that one in seven people are on drugs. Judging by this panel, I'd say it's Milton.-> Andy Parsons
Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week". Well, to be fair to the bloke, he's more than that. Completely a {{Cloud Cookoolander}}, some say he's totally mental. And if he isn't, his one-liners certainly are. Oh, and did we mention that he was about the only British comedian who was Christian?

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Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week". Well, to be fair to the bloke, he's more than that. Completely a {{Cloud Cookoolander}}, Cuckoolander}}, some say he's totally mental. And if he isn't, his one-liners certainly are. Oh, and did we mention that he was about the only British comedian who was Christian?



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Milton Jones is "that bloke with the weird hair and loud shirts on Mock The Week". Well, to be fair to the bloke, he's more than that. Completely a {{Cloud Cookoolander}}, some say he's totally mental. And if he isn't, his one-liners certainly are. Oh, and did we mention that he was about the only British comedian who was Christian?

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{{Messy Hair}} Oh yes. If you see an interview of him WITHOUT the messy hair he instantly looks different.
[[Older than he looks}} He's 50. Trust me.

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