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* FakeBrit: In-universe. He's really an American who adopts a posh British accent.
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* MockMillionaire: He pretends to be a wealthy, cultured intellectual when he's really just a pizza delivery guy.
* ObfuscatingDisability: He pretends to have a condition which requires crutches but can walk just fine. He actually did genuinely need crutches when he first met Mary but kept them long after.
* ObfuscatingDisability: He pretends to have a condition which requires crutches but can walk just fine. He actually did genuinely need crutches when he first met Mary but kept them long after.
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* BewareTheNiceOnes: Mary is rather upset and give Ted a well deserved TheReasonYouSuck speech when she finds out he's been stalking her for so long.
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* BewareTheNiceOnes: Mary is rather upset and give gives Ted a well deserved TheReasonYouSuck speech when she finds out he's been stalking her for so long.
* GirlyGirlWithATomboyStreak: Mary's into a variety of sports and enjoys beer and red meat.
* StaticCharacter: Everything that Ted liked about Mary was maintained 13 years later. Just when it seemed like Mary would pick Brett over Ted, she reminded him of that time in high school when she mentioned being a Niners fan.
* AlmostKiss: Ted's first kiss with Mary is postponed when Warren accidentally snags his lip on a fishhook.
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* TheChewToy: Poor Ted gets mauled by a dog, nearly murdered by a hitchhiker, snagged on the lip by a fishhook, and beaten up by Warren. Oh, and then there's the whole zipper incident...
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* TheChewToy: Poor Ted gets mauled by a dog, nearly murdered by a hitchhiker, bludgeoned by a RabidCop, snagged on the lip by a fishhook, and beaten up by Warren. Oh, and then there's the whole zipper incident...
* HeroesFrontierStep: Ted standing up for Warren when some guy is about to beat him up is the first indicator that he's a good guy.
* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Ted eventually realizes he doesn't have much moral superiorty over the other stalkers and ses Mary up with Brett again as he was the only one who treated her right. Mary ultimatelty chooses Ted based on this gesture (that and she's always been a Niners fan).
* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Ted eventually realizes he doesn't have much moral superiorty over the other stalkers and ses Mary up with Brett again as he was the only one who treated her right. Mary ultimatelty chooses Ted based on this gesture (that and she's always been a Niners fan).
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* DomesticAbuse: Turns out that Woogie married, has two kids and his wife has no problem gratifying him sexually on a constant basis. He doesn't gives a shit about them, still being obsessed with Mary after so many years.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: By the time Dom is revealed to be Woogie, his face has erupted in hives. While he never appears in the prologue, it's stated that he was a star athlete, so even if he wasn't handsome, he likely had a more impressive build than Chris Elliot circa 1999.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: By the time Dom is revealed to be Woogie, his face has erupted in hives. While he never appears in the prologue, it's stated that he was a star athlete, so even if he wasn't handsome, he likely had a more impressive build than Chris Elliot circa 1999.
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* DomesticAbuse: Turns out that Woogie got married, has had two kids and his wife has no problem gratifying him sexually on a constant basis. He doesn't gives a shit about any of them, still being obsessed with Mary after so many years.
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Dom screws around with Ted by telling the latter that he's dying.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: By the time Dom is revealed to be Woogie, his face has erupted inhives. hives so bad they look more like lesions. While he never appears in the prologue, it's stated that he Woogie was a star athlete, athlete with rumors circulating that he was going to model in Europe after high school, so even if he wasn't handsome, handsome he likely had a more impressive build than Chris Elliot circa 1999.
* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: Dom screws around with Ted by telling the latter that he's dying.
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* SirSwearsALot: Pat Healy is the biggest potty-mouth of the cast. He fires a barrage of f-bombs, cluster and precise, throughout the whole film.
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-->"We had an agreement. You wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you until we got ''this'' fuck out of the fucking picture!"
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* {{Slimeball}}: By far the least benign of Mary's stalkers. He spies on her in broad daylight, casually uses the word "retard" despite knowing Mary has a mentally impaired brother and his lies about being an architect don't seem to hold up when put into practice. How he managed to charm her is anyone's guess.
* TombstoneTeeth: Healy got his teeth capped to pander to Mary's tooth fetish. They're very conspicuous.
* TombstoneTeeth: Healy got his teeth capped to pander to Mary's tooth fetish. They're very conspicuous.
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* KickTheDog: When Healy hangs out with the disabled guys that Mary volunteers for, she witnesses his nasty competitive side while playing football. He also lets one guy almost injure himself just so he could distract Warren long enough to cheat at a game of Checkers. It makes it easier for Mary to not only blow him off for Ted, but Tucker's "intel" on Healy ensures that she'd never speak to him again.
* PragmaticVillainy: Healy might drug Puffy, but he'd draw the line at killing him if only because it would create more problems than it would solve.
* SirSwearsALot: Pat Healy is the biggest potty-mouth of the cast. He fires a barrage of f-bombs, [[ClusterFBomb cluster]] and [[PrecisionFStrike precise]], throughout the whole film.
-->"We had an agreement. You wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you until we got ''this'' fuck out of the fucking picture!"
* {{Slimeball}}: By far the least benign of Mary's stalkers. He spies on her in broad daylight, casually uses the word "retard" despite knowing Mary has a mentally impaired brother and his lies about being an architect don't seem to hold upwhen put into practice.under even the mildest of scrutiny. How he managed to charm her is anyone's guess.
* TombstoneTeeth: Healy got his teeth capped to pander to Mary's tooth fetish. They're veryconspicuous.conspicuous and give him a slight lisp.
* PragmaticVillainy: Healy might drug Puffy, but he'd draw the line at killing him if only because it would create more problems than it would solve.
* SirSwearsALot: Pat Healy is the biggest potty-mouth of the cast. He fires a barrage of f-bombs, [[ClusterFBomb cluster]] and [[PrecisionFStrike precise]], throughout the whole film.
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* {{Slimeball}}: By far the least benign of Mary's stalkers. He spies on her in broad daylight, casually uses the word "retard" despite knowing Mary has a mentally impaired brother and his lies about being an architect don't seem to hold up
* TombstoneTeeth: Healy got his teeth capped to pander to Mary's tooth fetish. They're very
* AffablyEvil: He might be a liar and a stalker, but for the most part Norm doesn't seem particularly hostile. He forms a friendship with Helay after getting outed and offers Ted a drink when the latter tries beating Healy up. When Mary is pressured into picking one of her stalkers, Norm admits that he lied about Healy being worse than he really was as a sign of forfeit.
* TheReveal: Up until his actual appearance, everyone just calls him Brett like he's not a major sports celebrity.
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* BigFun: He's high-energy and generally gets on well with Mary's dates and just so happens to be overweight. It causes Ted some grief when he wants a piggyback.
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* BigFun: He's high-energy and high-energy, generally gets on well with Mary's dates and just so happens to be overweight. It causes Ted some grief when he wants a piggyback.
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* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: He favors Woogie over Ted. Somewhat justified as Ted triggering Warren by accident didn't create the best of impressions.
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* LustObject: All of Mary's suitors only show interest in her for superficial reasons. Healy spied on her getting changed and Norm was turned on by the sight of her in a nightgown. Woogie likewise went after her years later because he wasn't satisfied with his wife. Ted on the other hand actually showed interest in Mary as a person.
* SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: The reason Mary decides to be with Ted in the end -- although she had seen some of his niceness on a date beforehand, it's not until he makes clear that he's fed up with being yet another stalker that she decides to be with him.
* UnwantedHarem: Mary spends the bulk of the movie being chased by guys who spy on and manipulate her. Mary herself mentions Woogie being the worst of them, who began stalking her when she was still a teenager.
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* GroinAttack: Does this to ''himself'' by mistake when he accidentally gets his dick stuck in his zipper
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* GroinAttack: Does this to ''himself'' by mistake when he accidentally gets his dick stuck in his zipperzipper.
* MistakenForMasturbating: When Ted takes a leak while staring at a pair of doves out the window with a blissful look on his face, only to discover all too late that the house wraps around the backyard in such a way that he can see into Mary's room while she's undressed. What happens next ensures he won't be playing with himself for a while.
* MistakenForMasturbating: When Ted takes a leak while staring at a pair of doves out the window with a blissful look on his face, only to discover all too late that the house wraps around the backyard in such a way that he can see into Mary's room while she's undressed. What happens next ensures he won't be playing with himself for a while.
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* SuperGullible: Tends to believe anything people tell him. Everyone who knows him knows this, so they are always making things up to trick him, some of which are good-natured, others downright mean (such as Dom telling him he has some disease and is dying.)
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* PoorMansPorn: On the advice of Dom, Ted masturbates before his big date with Mary, using some lingerie ads from a black-and-white newspaper.
* SexualKarma: Ted decides to quit being obsessed with Mary. Mary decides he's the one for her as a result. The movie ends with them finally having their first kiss.
* StalkingIsLove: Deconstructed. Ted is fully aware that his obsession with Mary is creepy and unhealthy, but she made such an impression on him that he just can't move on from her. Getting Healy to track her down failed as Healy was a scumbag who lied so he could have Mary to himself. As it turns out, all he had to do was bring her up while chatting with one of his friends, who told him everything he needed to know to find Mary in a more natural manner.
* SuperGullible:Tends to believe Ted has a habit of believing anything people tell him. Everyone who knows him knows this, so they are always making things up to trick him, some "fucking with him". Some of which the deceptions are good-natured, good-natured (like Mary saying she's bisexual), others downright mean (such as Dom telling him he has some disease and is dying.))
* UnexplainedRecovery: Ted gets two fish hook barbs ''through his cheek'' in a graphic scene but is none the worse for wear the next time he shows up.
* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: Although it was mostly the result of Woogie's manipulations, Ted deciding to find Mary is what causes all of her past and present stalkers to come knocking at her door and for a brand-new one to be created.
* SexualKarma: Ted decides to quit being obsessed with Mary. Mary decides he's the one for her as a result. The movie ends with them finally having their first kiss.
* StalkingIsLove: Deconstructed. Ted is fully aware that his obsession with Mary is creepy and unhealthy, but she made such an impression on him that he just can't move on from her. Getting Healy to track her down failed as Healy was a scumbag who lied so he could have Mary to himself. As it turns out, all he had to do was bring her up while chatting with one of his friends, who told him everything he needed to know to find Mary in a more natural manner.
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* UnexplainedRecovery: Ted gets two fish hook barbs ''through his cheek'' in a graphic scene but is none the worse for wear the next time he shows up.
* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: Although it was mostly the result of Woogie's manipulations, Ted deciding to find Mary is what causes all of her past and present stalkers to come knocking at her door and for a brand-new one to be created.
* AmoralAttorney: Implied. His law firm was shown divulging the ramifications of a bus crash with numerous fatalities, with the main concern being how much this would cost their client.
* {{Archenemy}}: Woogie is especially fixated on getting rid of Ted. Justified, as Healy's ruse wasn't going to hold up forever and Norm was operating under the radar.
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* DomesticAbuse: Turns out that Woogie married and even has a kid and his wife has no problem gratifying him sexually in a constant basis. He doesn't gives a shit about them, still being obsessed with Mary after so many years.
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* DomesticAbuse: Turns out that Woogie married and even married, has a kid two kids and his wife has no problem gratifying him sexually in on a constant basis. He doesn't gives a shit about them, still being obsessed with Mary after so many years.years.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: By the time Dom is revealed to be Woogie, his face has erupted in hives. While he never appears in the prologue, it's stated that he was a star athlete, so even if he wasn't handsome, he likely had a more impressive build than Chris Elliot circa 1999.
* EvilMakesYouUgly: By the time Dom is revealed to be Woogie, his face has erupted in hives. While he never appears in the prologue, it's stated that he was a star athlete, so even if he wasn't handsome, he likely had a more impressive build than Chris Elliot circa 1999.
* RetiredMonster: Implied. After Mary got a restraining order and moved away, Woogie settled down with another woman and started a family. When Ted brought her up, Woogie rolled his eyes at the thought that his romantic rival was still obsessed. Then when Ted finds out Mary's still sexy and single, Woogie decides to seize the opportunity and plays Ted so he can get back to mary once more.
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* ClusterFBomb: "We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, {{Gasshole}}: Mary points out that Healy farts in front of her.
* SirSwearsALot: Pat Healy is the biggest potty-mouth of the cast. He fires a barrage of f-bombs, cluster andyou precise, throughout the whole film.
-->"We had an agreement. You wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you until we gotthis....''this'' fuck outta out of the fuckin' fucking picture!"
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* VitriolicBestBuds: He forms this relationship with Norm.
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* InelegantBlubbering: Healey reduces Norm to this with a punch and a headlock.
* VitriolicBestBuds: He forms this relationship with Healy.
* VitriolicBestBuds: He forms this relationship with Healy.
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* GoodCounterpart: To Woogie. Both are athletes who dated Mary in the past. Woogie even takes a liking to Brett even if it means Brett gets to be with Mary in the end.
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* BerserkButton: Touching his ears, though Mary points out that he'll make an exception for people he trusts. [[spoiler: In the end when Ted removes one of his headphones to say goodbye, Warren cheerfully says good bye right back.]]
* BigFun: He's high-energy and generally gets on well with Mary's dates and just so happens to be overweight. It causes Ted some grief when he wants a piggyback.
* CompanionCube: He loves his baseball, if he could only find it.
* HiddenDepths: Despite his mental handicap, Warren can solve a Rubik's cube.
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* FunnyAfro: He sported one when he married Sheila and it reappears during the DancePartyEnding.
* PapaWolf: Charlie's very protective of Warren, which is impressive considering he's only Warren's stepfather. For added laughs, he shows concern for Warren after witnessing him kick Ted's ass.
* ScaryBlackMan: Subverted with Mary's stepfather. He invokes this for his own amusement just to fuck with Ted, but he's actually quite friendly when he drops the act.
* ShareTheMalePain: When Ted snags his manhood on his fly, Charlie reflexively covers his own groin. Then when he sees the injury up close, he ''clenches'' himself like he's hugging a distressed loved one.
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* PrecisionFStrike: She's very polite considering the amount of cringe comedy that went on in her single appearance, but the sight of Ted's snagged snag made her shout "HOLY SHIT!".
* StrongFamilyResemblance: Sheila looks just like a middle-aged version of Mary.
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[[folder:Magda]]
* CoolOldLady: In spite of her age, Magda gets on well with women decades younger than herself, keeps tabs on any shady characters in the area to protect Mary and has an active sex life.
* FanDisservice: Old age and perpetual tanning have taken their toll on her breasts.
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* BecauseYouWereNiceToMe: Puffy allowed Healy to swaddle him without complaint after the latter saved him from being set on fire. Clearly Puffy didn't know that Healy drugged him into a coma and tried to revive him with live wires.
* CanineCompanion: Magda's border terrier.
* EvilDetectingDog: Magda says that Puffy only barks at bad guys, though Mary suspects he doesn't like men in general.
* PintSizedPowerhouse: Ingesting speed gave Puffy enough strength to dominate Ted.
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* AxCrazy: He carries a camperbag containing a hacked up body and was visibly losing his marbles when Ted criticised his businessplan.
* MotorMouth: He doesn't shut up about his pitch to sell fitness videos, which segues into some nonsensical ramblings that don't stop even when Ted exits the car.
* RedHerring: He's about the same age as Ted and Mary and shows signs of being unstable, with Dom stating that he was planning to cut Ted's throat. He also disappears halfway through the movie. With information like that, it seemed like he was going to be revealed at the film's climax as Woogie, but Woogie turns out to be someone else.
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* BewareTheNiceOnes: Mary is rather upset and give Ted a well deserved TheReasonYouSuck speech when she finds out he's been stalking her for so long.
* DudeMagnet: The entire plot of the film is based on the title character being one of these, although unfortunately only a [[StalkerWithACrush particular type]] of men seemed to be attracted to her.
* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: Mary has blond hair and is quite a nice person.
* DudeMagnet: The entire plot of the film is based on the title character being one of these, although unfortunately only a [[StalkerWithACrush particular type]] of men seemed to be attracted to her.
* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: Mary has blond hair and is quite a nice person.
* BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill: There's no parts that stick out of 1985 Ted's mouth or around his head, but it's still a pretty sizable set even for the 1980s.
* TheChewToy: Poor Ted gets mauled by a dog, nearly murdered by a hitchhiker, snagged on the lip by a fishhook, and beaten up by Warren. Oh, and then there's the whole zipper incident...
* DoggedNiceGuy: One of the running gags of the film is everybody else using Ted as the butt of their jokes (up to the point that when Mary finally confesses she loves him Ted's immediate response is asking dejectedly if she's making fun of him) and out of all the stalkers he's the OnlySaneMan.
* EarnYourHappyEnding: [[spoiler:After undergoing massive amounts of humiliation and pain, Ted gets to be with Mary after all.]]
* FailedASpotCheck: It's revealed at the end that Ted's been failing this for quite a while, when the identity of "Woogie" is revealed: [[spoiler: "Dom ''Wooganowski''." ''[Does 'duh' gesture]'']]
* TheChewToy: Poor Ted gets mauled by a dog, nearly murdered by a hitchhiker, snagged on the lip by a fishhook, and beaten up by Warren. Oh, and then there's the whole zipper incident...
* DoggedNiceGuy: One of the running gags of the film is everybody else using Ted as the butt of their jokes (up to the point that when Mary finally confesses she loves him Ted's immediate response is asking dejectedly if she's making fun of him) and out of all the stalkers he's the OnlySaneMan.
* EarnYourHappyEnding: [[spoiler:After undergoing massive amounts of humiliation and pain, Ted gets to be with Mary after all.]]
* FailedASpotCheck: It's revealed at the end that Ted's been failing this for quite a while, when the identity of "Woogie" is revealed: [[spoiler: "Dom ''Wooganowski''." ''[Does 'duh' gesture]'']]
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* AbhorrentAdmirer: By the time he shows up in the present, he's lost whatever appeal he had in his youth, being a manipulative creep with a disturbing skin condition.
* AttemptedRape: Subverted at the end of the film. It sounds like Woogie is trying to rape Mary, but he's only trying to steal her shoes.
* BigBad: He was Mary's first boyfriend and he set Ted up with Healy so they could track down Mary after she tried to escape him.
* TheChessmaster: Woogie advises Ted to hire Pat Healy to find Mary, advises Ted to contact her, drives Ted to Miami and then sends an anonymous letter to get both Ted and Pat out of the way, leaving him free to swoop in and steal her shoes all without Ted suspecting anything. Even his friendship with Ted appears to be an early move in his game.
* DomesticAbuse: Turns out that Woogie married and even has a kid and his wife has no problem gratifying him sexually in a constant basis. He doesn't gives a shit about them, still being obsessed with Mary after so many years.
* EyeScream: "You ever had a whitehead on your ''eyeball'', Mary? Hmm?"
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** As Dom walks out of Ted's hotel room, he notices Mary walking into the lobby and ducks out of sight. Why would he do this unless they had some history together?
** Dom knows about the zipper incident, even though [[INeverSaidItWasPoison Ted never told him]]. Dom plays it off as having heard the story secondhand in a SuspiciouslySpecificDenial ("I was only four towns over").
* InSeriesNickname: "Woogie" derives from his surname Woganowski.
* AttemptedRape: Subverted at the end of the film. It sounds like Woogie is trying to rape Mary, but he's only trying to steal her shoes.
* BigBad: He was Mary's first boyfriend and he set Ted up with Healy so they could track down Mary after she tried to escape him.
* TheChessmaster: Woogie advises Ted to hire Pat Healy to find Mary, advises Ted to contact her, drives Ted to Miami and then sends an anonymous letter to get both Ted and Pat out of the way, leaving him free to swoop in and steal her shoes all without Ted suspecting anything. Even his friendship with Ted appears to be an early move in his game.
* DomesticAbuse: Turns out that Woogie married and even has a kid and his wife has no problem gratifying him sexually in a constant basis. He doesn't gives a shit about them, still being obsessed with Mary after so many years.
* EyeScream: "You ever had a whitehead on your ''eyeball'', Mary? Hmm?"
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** As Dom walks out of Ted's hotel room, he notices Mary walking into the lobby and ducks out of sight. Why would he do this unless they had some history together?
** Dom knows about the zipper incident, even though [[INeverSaidItWasPoison Ted never told him]]. Dom plays it off as having heard the story secondhand in a SuspiciouslySpecificDenial ("I was only four towns over").
* InSeriesNickname: "Woogie" derives from his surname Woganowski.
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* BadLiar: Norm figured Healy out within seconds of meeting him.
* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: He drugged Puffy the dog and killed an insect while bragging about the high he gets from helping God's creatures.
* BluffTheEavesdropper: Pat realizes that Mary's neighbor is intercepting his cell phone calls, so he fakes a conversation with a friend about his work with impoverished African children and just generally making him look like the greatest guy on Earth.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: For all his many faults Pat is a hell of a [[PrivateInvestigator bloodhound]]. As well as something of a ManipulativeBastard.
* ClusterFBomb: "We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this....fuck outta the fuckin' picture!"
* TheHeavy: He's the most prominent of the antagonists and his stalking is shown in full detail while the other guys function offscreen.
* TombstoneTeeth: Healy got his teeth capped to pander to Mary's tooth fetish. They're very conspicuous.
* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: He drugged Puffy the dog and killed an insect while bragging about the high he gets from helping God's creatures.
* BluffTheEavesdropper: Pat realizes that Mary's neighbor is intercepting his cell phone calls, so he fakes a conversation with a friend about his work with impoverished African children and just generally making him look like the greatest guy on Earth.
* BunnyEarsLawyer: For all his many faults Pat is a hell of a [[PrivateInvestigator bloodhound]]. As well as something of a ManipulativeBastard.
* ClusterFBomb: "We agreed I wouldn't fuck you, and you wouldn't fuck me until we got this....fuck outta the fuckin' picture!"
* TheHeavy: He's the most prominent of the antagonists and his stalking is shown in full detail while the other guys function offscreen.
* TombstoneTeeth: Healy got his teeth capped to pander to Mary's tooth fetish. They're very conspicuous.
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* BigBadWannabe: While he's not officially the BigBad, Norm still manipulated events around Mary for his own gain, only for his plans to fall apart as soon as [[spoiler: Woogie resurfaces]].
* BluffTheImpostor: Pat, impersonating an architect, meets Mary's friend Tucker, [[IAmOneOfThoseToo also an architect]], who immediately starts grilling him about his work. Eventually it's revealed that Tucker is also an impostor, and that he had pegged Pat as another fake and was trying to catch him in a lie.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Tucker repeatedly "jokes" about sleeping with Mary. It's later revealed that he's a fraud and a stalker too, and pretty boorish as well.
* BluffTheImpostor: Pat, impersonating an architect, meets Mary's friend Tucker, [[IAmOneOfThoseToo also an architect]], who immediately starts grilling him about his work. Eventually it's revealed that Tucker is also an impostor, and that he had pegged Pat as another fake and was trying to catch him in a lie.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Tucker repeatedly "jokes" about sleeping with Mary. It's later revealed that he's a fraud and a stalker too, and pretty boorish as well.
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->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/SarahSilverman''
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->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/SarahSilverman''
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[[folder: Mary]]
Played by: ''Creator/CameronDiaz''
Played by: ''Creator/CameronDiaz''
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!!Main Characters
[[folder:Mary]]
Played by:Mary Jensen]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/CameronDiaz''
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->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/CameronDiaz''
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[[folder: Ted]]
Played by: ''Creator/BenStiller''
Played by: ''Creator/BenStiller''
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[[folder: Ted]]
Played by:Ted Stroehmann]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/BenStiller''
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->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/BenStiller''
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[[folder:"Woogie" [[spoiler:Dom Woganowski]]]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/ChrisElliott''
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!!The (Unwanted) Suitors
[[folder:General]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Pat Healy]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/MattDillon''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tucker/Norm Phipps]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/LeeEvans''
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[[folder:Madga's Boyfriend]]
->'''Played by:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brett Farve]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Himself''
[[/folder]]
!!Others
[[folder:Magda]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/LinShaye''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brenda]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/SarahSilverman''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Warren Jensen]]
->'''Played by:''' ''W. Earl Brown''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Hitchhiker]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Harland Williams''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Singing Narrator]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Jonathan Richman''
[[folder:"Woogie" [[spoiler:Dom Woganowski]]]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/ChrisElliott''
[[/folder]]
!!The (Unwanted) Suitors
[[folder:General]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Pat Healy]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/MattDillon''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tucker/Norm Phipps]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/LeeEvans''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Madga's Boyfriend]]
->'''Played by:'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brett Farve]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Himself''
[[/folder]]
!!Others
[[folder:Magda]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/LinShaye''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brenda]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Creator/SarahSilverman''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Warren Jensen]]
->'''Played by:''' ''W. Earl Brown''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Hitchhiker]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Harland Williams''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Singing Narrator]]
->'''Played by:''' ''Jonathan Richman''
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* ThePrankster: Downplayed, but she tells Ted a few (made up), knowing he's SuperGullible, only to say "I'm fucking with you, Ted" including saying she's really bisexual (although this may have been a [[SecretTestOfCharacter test to see if he's homophobic,]] rather than just a prank.)
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* ThePrankster: Downplayed, but she tells Ted a few (made up), up)stories, knowing he's SuperGullible, only to say "I'm fucking with you, Ted" including saying she's really bisexual (although this may have been a [[SecretTestOfCharacter test to see if he's homophobic,]] rather than just a prank.)
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* SoBeautifulItsACurse: She has to deal with no less than ''five'' [[StalkerWithACrush stalkers]], suggesting something about her brings about this kind of reaction in people.
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* SoBeautifulItsACurse: She has to deal with no less than ''five'' [[StalkerWithACrush stalkers]], suggesting something about her brings about this kind of reaction in people.people.
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[[folder: Ted]]
Played by: ''Creator/BenStiller''
* GroinAttack: Does this to ''himself'' by mistake when he accidentally gets his dick stuck in his zipper
* NiceGuy: Other than has [[StalkerWithACrush inappropriate behavior towards Mary]], he's a pretty decent guy.
* SuperGullible: Tends to believe anything people tell him. Everyone who knows him knows this, so they are always making things up to trick him, some of which are good-natured, others downright mean (such as Dom telling him he has some disease and is dying.)
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[[/folder]]
[[folder: Ted]]
Played by: ''Creator/BenStiller''
* GroinAttack: Does this to ''himself'' by mistake when he accidentally gets his dick stuck in his zipper
* NiceGuy: Other than has [[StalkerWithACrush inappropriate behavior towards Mary]], he's a pretty decent guy.
* SuperGullible: Tends to believe anything people tell him. Everyone who knows him knows this, so they are always making things up to trick him, some of which are good-natured, others downright mean (such as Dom telling him he has some disease and is dying.)
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[[Folder: Mary]]
Played by: ''Creator/CameronDiaz''
* NiceGirl: She is a very kind-hearted person in general, including helping disabled kids as a living and letting her neighbor Magda live with her after her (Magda's) husband died, so she wont have to be alone.
* ThePrankster: Downplayed, but she tells Ted a few (made up), knowing he's SuperGullible, only to say "I'm fucking with you, Ted" including saying she's really bisexual (although this may have been a [[SecretTestOfCharacter test to see if he's homophobic,]] rather than just a prank.)
* SoBeautifulItsACurse: She has to deal with no less than ''five'' [[StalkerWithACrush stalkers]], suggesting something about her brings about this kind of reaction in people.
Played by: ''Creator/CameronDiaz''
* NiceGirl: She is a very kind-hearted person in general, including helping disabled kids as a living and letting her neighbor Magda live with her after her (Magda's) husband died, so she wont have to be alone.
* ThePrankster: Downplayed, but she tells Ted a few (made up), knowing he's SuperGullible, only to say "I'm fucking with you, Ted" including saying she's really bisexual (although this may have been a [[SecretTestOfCharacter test to see if he's homophobic,]] rather than just a prank.)
* SoBeautifulItsACurse: She has to deal with no less than ''five'' [[StalkerWithACrush stalkers]], suggesting something about her brings about this kind of reaction in people.
