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An extremely powerful Choomah who resembles a giant, bearded bee, he is a friend of Cecil.

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An extremely powerful Choomah who resembles a giant, bearded muscular bee, he is a friend of Cecil.



* BeardOfEvil
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* InsistentTerminology: He insisters that popcorn is pronounced "Popcoin".

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* InsistentTerminology: He insisters that popcorn is pronounced "Popcoin". "Popcoin", that the gold guy in Star Wars is R2D2 and that the little pieces in chess are called "Prawns."

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* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: It's subtle, but although Lez seems to care very little for Quentin he does not like the idea of him moving in with Norton and not continuing the Mackerel name.



* HiddenDepths: He knows everyone, as this is a sasquatch ability. He is even shown to be texting [[spoiler: Obama]] at one point. He and the other sasquatches also seem to be able to predict the future.



** He also denies the existence of sasquatches.




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* WithFriendsLikeThese: He is the only person who seems to treat Clarence like a friend, but he is cruel to him along with the other characters. He also gets Lez into life-threatening situations often with his vagueness and laid-back attitude to drugs, visits to dangerous islands and other dangerous escapades.



* ButtMonkey



* ButtMonkey



* HiddenDepths: He is easily the most intelligent character, a thing for which he receives no acknowledgment.



* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: Bumblebrutus was a close friend, and this is one of the main reasons Cecil has sworn to destroy Lez.



* BiggerBad: He is in league with Cecil and [[spoiler: destroyed his own planet]].

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* BiggerBad: He is in league with Cecil and [[spoiler: destroyed his own planet]]. planet]] so as to take over earth and make Cecil his true heir.
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* GoKartingWithBowser: Perhaps because he is a Saquatch, the other sasquatches seem to hang out with him and have definitely been to the island before. Norton also knows him through Larinnox.


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* IHaveNoSon: He disowns both of his sons for their drunken escapades and the destruction they caused. To Lez's anger, though, it appears that [[spoiler: Norton seems to be at least partly in cohoots with him still]].
* NoIndoorVoice
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* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood

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* Catchphrase: "Awwww no", "Oh lord please help me no", "Friendssss!", "Hoovin' Schmovin!"



* FunnyAnimal: Although he exhibits so many human qualities it's hard not to see him as one.



!!!Mike Nolan
-> "Fuck me sideways, he fucking got right in there didn't he?"

Also known as "Noelsie", he is an engineer friend of Lez who went missing for some time on Choomah Island, but later aided in the battles that followed.

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!!!Mike Nolan
!!!Quentin Mackerel
-> "Fuck me sideways, "Holy shit, dad!"

Lez's son whom
he fucking found as a baby on his doorstep. Lez would have abandoned the child if it hadn't been for the financial benefits of taking him in, which meant that he could fund his mission to space to confront his father. Quentin spent most of his childhood wanting an Xbox, which [[spoiler: Lez eventually got right in there him, although the problems didn't he?"

Also known as "Noelsie", he is an engineer friend of Lez who went missing for some time on Choomah Island, but later aided in the battles that followed.
end there]].



* AbusiveParents: Lez seems to care very little for Quentin's well-being.
* ButtMonkey
* HeartwarmingOrphan: When he learns he was adopted.
* ParentalSubstitute: He sees Norton as this for a while, until he realizes that he actually prefers Lez.
* TheWoobie

!!!Mike Nolan
-> "Fuck me sideways, he fucking got right in there didn't he?"

Also known as "Noelsie", he is an engineer friend of Lez who went missing for some time on Choomah Island, but later aided in the battles that followed.
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* AscendedExtra



* EnsembleDarkHorse



!!!Quentin Mackerel
-> "Holy shit, dad!"

Lez's son whom he found as a baby on his doorstep. Lez would have abandoned the child if it hadn't been for the financial benefits of taking him in, which meant that he could fund his mission to space to confront his father. Quentin spent most of his childhood wanting an Xbox, which [[spoiler: Lez eventually got him, although the problems didn't end there]].

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!!!Quentin Mackerel
!!!Wayne-O
-> "Holy shit, dad!"

Lez's son whom he found as a baby on his doorstep. Lez would have abandoned the child if it hadn't been for the financial benefits
"Oh ye, ye, ya fucked it... ya fucked it."

A character indistinguishable from Donnie apart from being grey instead
of taking him in, which meant that he could fund his mission to space to confront his father. Quentin spent most of his childhood wanting an Xbox, which [[spoiler: Lez eventually got him, although the problems didn't end there]]. green and using a walking stick.



* AbusiveParents: Lez seems to care very little for Quentin's well-being.
* ButtMonkey
* HeartwarmingOrphan: When he learns he was adopted.
* ParentalSubstitute: He sees Norton as this for a while, until he realizes that he actually prefers Lez.
* TheWoobie

!!!Wayne-O
-> "Oh ye, ye, ya fucked it... ya fucked it."

A character indistinguishable from Donnie apart from being grey instead of green and using a walking stick.
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* AbusiveParents: Lez seems to care very little for Quentin's well-being.
* ButtMonkey
* HeartwarmingOrphan: When he learns he was adopted.
* ParentalSubstitute: He sees Norton as this for a while, until he realizes that he actually prefers Lez.
* TheWoobie

!!!Wayne-O
-> "Oh ye, ye, ya fucked it... ya fucked it."

A character indistinguishable from Donnie apart from being grey instead of green and using a walking stick.
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FunnyAnimal: Of the sasquatch variety.


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* CloudCuckooLander

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* AustralianAccent: Just like almost all the other characters. Only a handful don't have the accent, and those usually have a Scottish accent.



* AustralianAccent



* AscendedExtra



!!!Donnie the Dealer
-> "Mate, I'm Donnie the Dealer, give us forty-eight hours."

Another sasquatch who resembles an old, bald man, he is green in color and runs a small pawnshop where he specializes in conning people out of their money and selling drugs. He is known for his rasping chuckle.

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!!!Donnie !!!Donny the Dealer
-> "Mate, I'm Donnie Donny the Dealer, give us forty-eight hours."

Another sasquatch who resembles an old, whose beard and bald head make him resemble an old man, he is green in color and runs a small pawnshop where he specializes in conning people out of their money and selling drugs. He is known for his rasping chuckle.



* ADayInTheLimelight: He has his own episode devoted to his campaign video.



* ButtMonkey

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* ButtMonkeyBlindingBangs: Perhaps his most noticeable feature.
* ButtMonkey: Less so than Clarence, but he is the butt monkey of the sasquatch group.




!!!Bumble Brutus
-> "My name is Bumble Brutus!"

An extremely powerful Choomah who resembles a giant, bearded bee, he is a friend of Cecil.

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\n!!!Bumble Brutus\n* KillerGorilla

!!!Ellis Warnington
-> "My name is Bumble Brutus!"

An extremely powerful Choomah who resembles
"There be a giant, bearded bee, he is fucking shark!"

A hardcore Scotsman with
a friend of Cecil.talent for killing dangerous shit.



* AxCrazy



* DiscOneFinalBoss: When Lez encountered him, he appeared to be leading the Choomahs.
* TheDragon: To Cecil.
* OneSceneWonder: he does not appear after the encounter on the island, as [[spoiler: Lez shoots him in the face]].

!!!Ellis Warnington
-> "There be a fucking shark!"

A hardcore Scotsman with a talent for killing dangerous shit.
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* AxCrazy
* BadAss

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* DiscOneFinalBoss: When Lez encountered him, he appeared to be leading the Choomahs.
* TheDragon: To Cecil.
* OneSceneWonder: he does not appear after the encounter on the island, as [[spoiler: Lez shoots him in the face]].

!!!Ellis Warnington
-> "There be a fucking shark!"

A hardcore Scotsman with a talent for killing dangerous shit.
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* AxCrazy
* BadAss
BerserkButton: He really hates sharks.



* MeaningfulName: His surname sounds like his nickname, which comes from him showing up to deliver warnings or help out in battle.



* BeardOfEvil



* FieryRedhead: Unlike his sons.



* CoolShades: He is never seen without them.
* DirtyCop: He helps Lez vandalize Norton's house and guns down people that annoy him.
* JackOfAllTrades: At least in the security\law enforcement business. He is seen to arrest people, guard prisoners, do interrogations and bounce at a night-club.



-> "Hah Hah."

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-> "Hah Hah."Ah hah hah ha."



!!!Sergio
-> "As you may not know, I'm a big game hunter."

A man Lez meets in prison who holds valuable information about the Choomahs.

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!!!Sergio
!!!Bumble Brutus
-> "As you may not know, I'm a big game hunter."

A man Lez meets in prison
"My name is Bumble Brutus!"

An extremely powerful Choomah
who holds valuable information about the Choomahs. resembles a giant, bearded bee, he is a friend of Cecil.


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* BeardOfEvil
* DiscOneFinalBoss: When Lez encountered him, he appeared to be leading the Choomahs.
* TheDragon: To Cecil.
* OneSceneWonder: He does not appear after the encounter on the island, as [[spoiler: Lez shoots him in the face]].

!!!Sergio
-> "As you may not know, I'm a big game hunter."

A man Lez meets in prison who holds valuable information about the Choomahs.
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* BadAss: Rather than try to avoid the Choomah outbreak, he has every intention of finding them and killing them.
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* ADayInTheLimelight: There is an extra-long episode in Season Three completely devoted to his life story. Which is impressive for an [[AscendedExtra ascended extra]]. Not only that, it's the only episode so far where the other characters show the slightest bit of compassion to him (Lez and Donny refer to him as a nice guy).
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!!!Sergio
-> "As you may not know, I'm a big game hunter."

A man Lez meets in prison who holds valuable information about the Choomahs.

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!!!Sergio
!!!Charles Charlington
-> "As you may not know, I'm a big game hunter."Hah Hah."

A man Lez meets An elderly sophisticated narrator appearing in prison who holds valuable information about the Choomahs.second season.


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* IncrediblyLamePun: He enjoys these quite a lot.
* LemonyNarrator
* TheStoner: Much like almost every other character on the show.

!!!Sergio
-> "As you may not know, I'm a big game hunter."

A man Lez meets in prison who holds valuable information about the Choomahs.
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* RealMenWearPink
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Another sasquatch who resembles an old, bald man, he is green in color and runs a small pawnshop where he specializes in conning people out of their money and selling drugs.

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Another sasquatch who resembles an old, bald man, he is green in color and runs a small pawnshop where he specializes in conning people out of their money and selling drugs. He is known for his rasping chuckle.

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A potato-headed postman, he is hated by all of the other characters, but nonetheless perceives them as his friends. He speaks in a slow, breathless voice and is usually met with a "Fuck off, Clarence" from Lez.

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A potato-headed postman, he is hated by all of the other characters, but nonetheless perceives them as his friends. He speaks in a slow, breathless voice and is usually met with a "Fuck off, Clarence" from Lez. In the third season it is revealed that [[spoiler: he was an alien scientist who accidentally transformed himself and created the Choomahs in the process through a failed experiment]].



* CassandraTruth: He knows more about the Choomah outbreak than most, but nobody will listen to him.

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* CassandraTruth: He knows more about the Choomah outbreak than most, anyone else and holds the secret to their existence, but nobody will listen to him.


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* TinMan: In the backstory in season three is is revealed that [[spoiler: he used to be a scientist on Kingdom Cum before he was transformed by an experiment, during which time he was quite emotionally suppressed and cold and was ungrateful for all the love he got from the people around him]] until he became the way he is today.
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* EmbarrassingFirstName: Lez is quick to point out what a name lame Cecil has for an arch-villain.

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* EmbarrassingFirstName: Lez is quick to point out what a lame name lame Cecil has for an arch-villain.
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* ArchNemesisDad: A major plot point is his mission to confront his father, until [[spoiler: he learns that his home planet has been destroyed by Choomahs]].

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* ArchNemesisDad: A major plot point is his mission to confront his father, until [[spoiler: he learns that his home planet has been destroyed by Choomahs]].destroyed]].
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* HypocriticalHumor: He calls everyone else "druggos" when he in fact takes more drugs than all of them.

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* HypocriticalHumor: He calls everyone else "druggos" when he in fact takes more drugs than all of them.them put together.
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* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist
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* CompleteMonster
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* HeartwarmingOrphan: When he learns he was adopted.


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* CompleteMonster
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* Catchphrase: "I'll tell you that much."

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* Catchphrase: CatchPhrase: "I'll tell you that much."

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* Catchphrase: He has three: "Whatdyatalkinabeet", "You fuckin' druggo" and "What's going on, mate?"

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* Catchphrase: CatchPhrase: He has three: "Whatdyatalkinabeet", "You fuckin' druggo" and "What's going on, mate?"



* InsistentTerminology: He insisters that popcorn is pronounced "Popcoin".
* JerkAss: He is a much friendlier and pleasanter character than Lez, but he often joins in the mockery of Clarence and tricks people into buying drugs which will almost certainly kill them.



* InsistentTerminology: He insisters that popcorn is pronounced "Popcoin".
* JerkAss: He is a much friendlier and pleasanter character than Lez, but he often joins in the mockery of Clarence and tricks people into buying drugs which will almost certainly kill them.



* JerkAss: He is the only person to befriend Clarence, but implies that he is only doing it to gather information.

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* JerkAss: He is the only person to befriend Clarence, but implies that he is only doing it to gather information.
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* AxCrazy


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* BadAssGrandpa: At his age he qualifies.
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!!!ThePoliceOfficer

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!!!ThePoliceOfficer!!!The Police Officer

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* FourTemperamentEnsemble: The Choleric.



* BreakOutCharacter

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* BreakOutCharacterBreakOutCharacter: He is by far the show's most popular character.



* FourTemperamentEnsemble: The Phlegmatic.



* FourTemperamentEnsemble: The Sanguine.




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* ViewerGenderConfusion: Surprisingly, he caused this with some viewers in early episodes.



* FourTemperamentEnsemble: The Melancholic.




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* ThoseTwoGuys: With Wayne-O.



* JackOfAllTrades: He is an engineer, but also has political aspirations, is good at deadpan stand-up comedy and can kill things.

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* JackOfAllTrades: He is an engineer, but also has political aspirations, is good at deadpan stand-up comedy comedy, is a skilled gambler and can kill things.




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* ThoseTwoGuys: With Donnie.



* ADogNamedDog: His last name is never mentioned.



* The Napoleon

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* The Napoleon
TheNapoleon



* EmbarrassingName: Lez is quick to point out what a name lame Cecil has for an arch-villain.

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* EmbarrassingName: EmbarrassingFirstName: Lez is quick to point out what a name lame Cecil has for an arch-villain.


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!!!Ellis Warnington
-> "There be a fucking shark!"

A hardcore Scotsman with a talent for killing dangerous shit.
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* AxCrazy
* BadAss
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: In this case, everyone calls him "Warning guy."
* ViolentGlaswegian

!!!Larinnox
-> "It's my kingdom, not yours! Now get the fuck away from my ship you fat fucker!"

The father of [[spoiler: Lez and Norton]] and the ruler of Kingdom Cum. Physically, he resembles Thor.
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* ArchNemesisDad: "I'm gonna kill him. I'm actually gonna kill him."
* BiggerBad: He is in league with Cecil and [[spoiler: destroyed his own planet]].
* HumanAliens
* ViolentGlaswegian: He has a Scottish accent.

!!!ThePoliceOfficer
-> "You feathered fuck."

An extremely corrupt and violent cop who turns up at all the wrong moments.
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* AxCrazy
* BadAss
* JerkAss

!!!Sergio
-> "As you may not know, I'm a big game hunter."

A man Lez meets in prison who holds valuable information about the Choomahs.
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* BadAss
* JerkAss: He is the only person to befriend Clarence, but implies that he is only doing it to gather information.

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The protagonist. An aggressive, bad-tempered, bitter old man living in Brown Town, Australia. It is revealed towards the end of season one that [[spoiler: he is an alien from Kingdom Cum and has been building a spaceship to return to the planet from which he was banished to confront his father.]]

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The protagonist. An aggressive, bad-tempered, bitter old man living in Brown Town, Australia. It is revealed towards the end of season one that [[spoiler: he is an alien from Kingdom Cum and has been building a spaceship to return to the planet from which he was banished to confront his father.]]]]



* NiceGuy: He is quite literally the only character to be entirely good, and will sacrifice his money and even his life if necessary to save the world or "feed the ophans."

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* NiceGuy: He is quite literally the only character to be entirely good, and will sacrifice his money and even his life if necessary to save the world or "feed the ophans."orphans."
* NoodleIncident: We never find out how he survived after Lez and his friends left him to die at the hands of the Choomahs, quite simply because Lez wasn't interested.



* JackOfAllTrades



!!!Quentin Mackerel
-> "Holy shit, dad!"

Lez's son whom he found as a baby on his doorstep. Lez would have abandoned the child if it hadn't been for the financial benefits of taking him in, which meant that he could fund his mission to space to confront his father. Quentin spent most of his childhood wanting an Xbox, which [[spoiler: Lez eventually got him, although the problems didn't end there]].

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!!!Quentin Mackerel
!!!Mike Nolan
-> "Holy shit, dad!"

Lez's son whom
"Fuck me sideways, he found as a baby on his doorstep. Lez would have abandoned the child if it hadn't been for the financial benefits of taking him in, which meant that he could fund his mission to space to confront his father. Quentin spent most of his childhood wanting an Xbox, which [[spoiler: Lez eventually fucking got him, although the problems right in there didn't end there]]. he?"

Also known as "Noelsie", he is an engineer friend of Lez who went missing for some time on Choomah Island, but later aided in the battles that followed.



* BadAss: In the extreme.
* Catchphrase: "I'll tell you that much."
* DeadpanSnarker.
* JackOfAllTrades: He is an engineer, but also has political aspirations, is good at deadpan stand-up comedy and can kill things.
* SmokingIsCool: He constantly smokes to re-enforce his tough guy status, and refuses to exhale for fear of missing out on some of the smoke.

!!!Quentin Mackerel
-> "Holy shit, dad!"

Lez's son whom he found as a baby on his doorstep. Lez would have abandoned the child if it hadn't been for the financial benefits of taking him in, which meant that he could fund his mission to space to confront his father. Quentin spent most of his childhood wanting an Xbox, which [[spoiler: Lez eventually got him, although the problems didn't end there]].
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\n!!!Cecil the Sasquatch
-> "I'm the bad guy. That's what we do. We fuck shit up! Usually in a city."

A gorilla-like sasquatch who rules Choomah Island and the entire race of Choomahs, or "yellow things." He is responsible for launching an attack on Brown Town, being party to the destruction of Kingdom Cum and making numerous attempts on the lives of Lez and co. It is revealed that [[spoiler: he has been chosen to be next in line by Lez's father after Lez and Norton disappointed him.]]
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* BigBad
* EmbarrassingName: Lez is quick to point out what a name lame Cecil has for an arch-villain.
* ForTheEvulz: He makes it quite clearly that he has no other purpose for attacking everyone.

!!!Bumble Brutus
-> "My name is Bumble Brutus!"

An extremely powerful Choomah who resembles a giant, bearded bee, he is a friend of Cecil.
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* DiscOneFinalBoss: When Lez encountered him, he appeared to be leading the Choomahs.
* TheDragon: To Cecil.
* OneSceneWonder: he does not appear after the encounter on the island, as [[spoiler: Lez shoots him in the face]].

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* ButtMonkey



* ButtMonkey



* DeadpanSnarker



* ButtMonkey







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-> "Oh ye, ye, ya fucked it... ya fucked it."

A character indistinguishable from Donnie apart from being grey instead of green and using a walking stick.
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* SirSwearsalot
* TheStoner

!!!Owly
->"I'm a fucking owl!"

An incredible bad-tempered owl who hangs out with the Sasquatches and resents getting caught up in their adventures.
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* FunnyAnimal
* SirSwearsalot: He seems to punctuate every second word with "fuck."
* The Napoleon

!!!Scruffy
-> "Uhhh, I miss my shoes..."

A wooly white sasquatch who often feels like the others gang up on him, mostly due to him always having to be the one who fills up the Volcano Bong.
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* ButtMonkey
* FunnyAnimal
* TheStoner


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-> What the fuck?

The protagonist. An aggressive, bad-tempered, bitter old man living in Brown Town, Australia. It is revealed towards the end of season one that [[spoiler: he is an alien from Kingdom Cum and has been building a spaceship to return to the planet from which he was banished to confront his father.

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-> What "What the fuck?

fuck?"

The protagonist. An aggressive, bad-tempered, bitter old man living in Brown Town, Australia. It is revealed towards the end of season one that [[spoiler: he is an alien from Kingdom Cum and has been building a spaceship to return to the planet from which he was banished to confront his father.]]

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* EmbarassingFirstName

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* EmbarassingFirstNameEmbarrassingFirstName



* CloudCukooLander: He is constantly stoned, which causes him to register very little of what people are saying and often forget where he is or what he is doing.

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* CloudCukooLander: CloudCuckooLander: He is constantly stoned, which causes him to register very little of what people are saying and often forget where he is or what he is doing.



* FatBastard








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-> "Oh, hoovin' schmovin!"

A potato-headed postman, he is hated by all of the other characters, but nonetheless perceives them as his friends. He speaks in a slow, breathless voice and is usually met with a "Fuck off, Clarence" from Lez.
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* CassandraTruth: He knows more about the Choomah outbreak than most, but nobody will listen to him.
* NiceGuy: He is quite literally the only character to be entirely good, and will sacrifice his money and even his life if necessary to save the world or "feed the ophans."
* TheWoobie

!!!Donnie the Dealer
-> "Mate, I'm Donnie the Dealer, give us forty-eight hours."

Another sasquatch who resembles an old, bald man, he is green in color and runs a small pawnshop where he specializes in conning people out of their money and selling drugs.
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* ExtremeOmnivore: almost as much so as Sassy.
* JerkAss: Not as much as Lez, but enough to qualify.
* TheStoner: Like Sassy, he frequents the Volcano Bong.

!!!Quentin Mackerel
-> "Holy shit, dad!"

Lez's son whom he found as a baby on his doorstep. Lez would have abandoned the child if it hadn't been for the financial benefits of taking him in, which meant that he could fund his mission to space to confront his father. Quentin spent most of his childhood wanting an Xbox, which [[spoiler: Lez eventually got him, although the problems didn't end there]].
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* AbusiveParents: Lez seems to care very little for Quentin's well-being.
* ParentalSubstitute: He sees Norton as this for a while, until he realizes that he actually prefers Lez.
* TheWoobie





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* EmbarassingFirstName



* JerkAss




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!!!Sassy the Sasquatch
-> "What you talkin' a-beet, you fuckin' druggo?"

Lez's neighbor and closest friend. He is constantly stoned on countless different drugs, and has a laid-back, friendly personality. He is often the cause of conflicts due to the messes he gets Lez into, usually due to tricking him or other characters into consuming drugs with near-fatal or even fatal side effects. He is the leader of a group of Sasquatches who frequent the Volcano Bong on the outskirts of Brown Town.
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* ADogNamedDog
* BreakOutCharacter
* Catchphrase: He has three: "Whatdyatalkinabeet", "You fuckin' druggo" and "What's going on, mate?"
* CloudCukooLander: He is constantly stoned, which causes him to register very little of what people are saying and often forget where he is or what he is doing.
* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: He is literally unable to go even a few minutes without drugs.
* ExtremeOmnivore
* FunnyAnimal
* GargleBlaster: His trippa-snippa, one of the many strange foods he has cooked up and filled with drugs and petrol for his business, "Sassy Foods".
* HypocriticalHumor: He calls everyone else "druggos" when he in fact takes more drugs than all of them.
* PinkElephants: Sassy often sees a vision of a blue caterpillar offering him apple juice and macaroni cheese.
* MindScrew: He tends to induce these in Lez with his wraps and cocktails, much to Lez's discomfort.
* InsistentTerminology: He insisters that popcorn is pronounced "Popcoin".
* JerkAss: He is a much friendlier and pleasanter character than Lez, but he often joins in the mockery of Clarence and tricks people into buying drugs which will almost certainly kill them.
* TheStoner

!!!Norton Sparckles
-> "You fucking coward."

Lez's neighbor and nemesis. The two have been at war for years, with their fights ranging from extreme physical fights which neither of them can win due to both of their superhuman strength, shitting in each other's mailboxes and destroying each other's property.
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* AmbiguouslyGay: Lez often accuses Norton of being gay, as he likes flowers and pink cakes and things like that.
* ArchEnemy
* BerserkButton: "You destroyed my flowers. I sawr it."
* CainAndAbel: It is revealed in season one that [[spoiler: he and Lez are brothers who are at war because they were both banished from Kingdom Cum after fighting to inherit the planet]].
* [[spoiler: HumanAliens]]: He and Lez are revealed to be this, hence their superhuman strength.
* NiceGuy: Although the lengths he goes to to get back at Lez are pretty extreme, he genuinely cares about Quentin and is a much nicer person than Lez.
* ParentalSubstitute: He becomes this to Quentin for a while when the boy gets sick of Lez's cruelty. Quentin eventually ditches him as he becomes bored by Norton and resolves that Lez is just cooler.
* SitcomArchNemesis: To Lez.







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!!!Lezlie Mackerel
-> What the fuck?

The protagonist. An aggressive, bad-tempered, bitter old man living in Brown Town, Australia. It is revealed towards the end of season one that [[spoiler: he is an alien from Kingdom Cum and has been building a spaceship to return to the planet from which he was banished to confront his father.
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* AbusiveParents: To Quentin.
* ArchEnemy: to Norton Sparkles.
* ArchNemesisDad: A major plot point is his mission to confront his father, until [[spoiler: he learns that his home planet has been destroyed by Choomahs]].
* BadAss: He has his moments, most notably when taking on Choomahs.
* BerserkButton: He has three: Norton, kids and bubbleheads.
* CainAndAbel: His rivalry with [[spoiler: Norton]].
* DeadpanSnarker
* DeathGlare
* FatBastard: Lez is fat, lazy and petty.
* [[spoiler: HumanAliens]]: Revealed to be one.
* JerkassWoobie: On the rare occasion that Lez inspires any sympathy, it will usually be due to all the terrible things that happen to him.
* NoodleIncident: Norton refers on more than one occasion to the innocent puppies Lez killed. It is strongly implied that he is lying, but knowing Lez's violent nature, there is a chance that the incident was real.
* ParentalNeglect: He was going to do this to Quentin until he realized that taking in an orphaned baby had financial advantages.
* RealMenWearPink
* SirSwearsALot
* SitcomArchNemesis: to Norton.
* VillainProtagonist



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