History Characters / AnimatedInanimateBattle

-->'''Brain:''' Is he alive?
-->'''Oodle:''' I'm going to be real with you, I have no idea.

-->'''Pill''' I just thought that was how the world looked! Is squishy, indecipherable blobs not the default for you guys?

-->'''Hailstone:''' I am not calling myself a two-er (Upon Can giving the nickname to the members of the team)
-->'''Can:''' Fair enough.
-->'''Hailstone:''' And if I catch anyone here referring to themselves as such, I will not associate with you.
-->'''Can:''' Alright, geez.

-->'''Bone:''' "Oh, it's nothing Oodle. It's just that no one here likes me."
-->'''Oodle:''' "...Why?!"
-->[Bone briefly looks at his teammates backing away from him]
-->{{Beat}}
-->Bone: "I don't know!" (Cheerfully)

->[Most of Team 4 roll up to Oodle in a BigBallOfViolence]
->'''Lyre:''' Don't worry Oodle! [[BlatantLies There's absolutely no internal conflict going on here!]]
->'''Envelope:''' WE'RE NOT LYING.

-->'''Leek:''' "I don't get it, what's wrong with 'Aleph'?"
-->'''Lyre:''' "Isn't 'Aleph' technically how your name should be pronounced and spelt?"
-->'''Envelope:''' "WHY ALEPH DO YOU NOT LIKE 'ALEPH', ALEPH?"
-->'''Alef:''' "It's a dumb name, okay? No one in the multiverse ever had been named 'Aleph'. Alef is so much cooler sounding. You got that "Ayy~"-lef as opposed to "Ah!"-leph, know what I'm saying?"

-->'''Envelope:''' "NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST."
-->'''Lyre:''' "You made the right choice Toothpick. It will benefit this team in the long run."
-->[Zooms out to the Bro-liance and Nabla's group exchanging {{Death Glare}}s, completely ignoring that Whoopee Cushion just got out]
-->'''Toothpick:''' "If this team lasts in the long run..."

-->'''Chip Bag:''' I'd rather die! [Runs away laughing]
-->'''Creamy:''' That's the problem! [Chases after her]

-->'''Domino:''' That's enough! Pitchfork, you're way out of line! All you do is scream at us like you're some sort of step above us all but you just as many problems as the rest of us! You have no say in what we can and can't do!
-->'''Pitchfork:''' It wouldn't be an issue if I wasn't [[SurroundedByIdiots surrounded by so many IDIOTS]]!

--> '''Domino:''' "I'm British! Why am I British?" [Exasperated]

-->'''Flaggy:''' "Yeah, that's Filmy's job!"[[labelnote:Context]]Glowstick said something about the void welcoming people who stare into it while going through a HeroicBSOD[[/labelnote]]

--> '''Hanger:''' Aw, well hello there little one. How did you end up here?
--> '''Glassy:''' Heh heh, ''I've been sent to destroy you!''
--> '''Hanger:''' Did you guys hear tha- wait, what?
--> (Glassy proceeds to knock down the majority of Team 2)

-->'''Cheeseless Nacho:''' [Tackles and pins Package to the ground] "Are you aware that your insides are composed of these menial styrofoam objects? What would happen if we were to empty you?? Are you prepared to [[SuddenlyShouting EXPLORE THOSE CONSEQUENCES!?]]"
-->[Later On]
-->'''Cheeseless Nacho:''' [Getting all up in Showery's face] "Have you ever noticed this world has no confines, man!? It's just an endless yellow void with no visible geography, man!"

-->[Tumbleweed rolls past the cast yet again]
-->'''Tumbleweed:''' Pardon.
-->'''Sock:''' [[LampshadeHanging SAY OTHER WORDS!!!]]
-->'''Tumbleweed:''' NEVER! [Exits out of shot]

* HiddenDepths: In [[https://youtu.be/RfVjvpXBgMQ?si=9omuRNmI_JznGk34 Nine Steps Ahead]], he has some actual good skills at reading minds. However, because he is an idiot, he can't always guess right, as he couldn't guess what Bone had for breakfast.[[note]] Although, some can argue that it was because of Red Eyes.[[/note]]

* HiddenDepths: In [[https://youtu.be/RfVjvpXBgMQ?si=9omuRNmI_JznGk34 Nine Steps Ahead]], he has some actual good skills at reading minds. However, because he is an idiot, he can't always guess right, as he couldn't guess what Bone had for breakfast.[[note]] Although, some can argue it was because of Red Eyes.[[/note]]

* HiddenDepths: In [[https://youtu.be/RfVjvpXBgMQ?si=9omuRNmI_JznGk34 Nine Steps Ahead]], he has some actual good skills at reading minds However, because he is an idiot, he can't always guess right, as he couldn't guess what Bone had for breakfast.[[note]] Although, some can argue it was because of Red Eyes.[[/note]]

* HiddenDepths: In [[https://youtu.be/RfVjvpXBgMQ?si=9omuRNmI_JznGk34 Nine Steps Ahead]], he has some actual good skills at guessing people's secrets although he claims it's "reading minds", but because he is an idiot, he can't always guess right.

* HiddenDepths: In [[https://youtu.be/RfVjvpXBgMQ?si=9omuRNmI_JznGk34 Nine Steps Ahead]], he has some actual good skills at reading minds, but because he is an idiot, he can't always guess right.

* BubbleBoy: When Team 5 caught wind of Chip Bag's [[TheyKilledKennyAgain deadly]] RunningGag, they resorted to stapling her shut and wearing an overly-large, movement-restricting bubble-wrap suit. This didn't help in the slightest in preventing her death.

* CatSmile: Does this on occasion including her intro pose.

* BubbleGirl: When Team 5 caught wind of Chip Bag's [[TheyKilledKennyAgain deadly]] RunningGag, they resorted to stapling her shut and wearing an overly-large, movement-restricting bubble-wrap suit. This didn't help in the slightest in preventing her death.