History BreadEggsMilkSquick / WesternAnimation

* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** Peter accidentally cancels the reservation for Stewie's first birthday party at [[SuckECheeses Cheesie Charlie's]] and defends himself to Lois with a false story of how awful the place was:
--->'''Rep:''' They also get food, cake and your choice of ice cream flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate or people.\\
'''Peter:''' What was that last one?\\
'''Rep:''' Chocolate.
** Also:
--->'''Brian:''' That's good, what's in there?\\
'''Meg:''' Oh, some apples, and cinnamon... and ''my hair''...
** Played with when Quagmire is trying to find out if his dad is gay by questioning his old navy buddies. All of them say double entendres (i.e.: "Your dad used to drink me under the table!" "If there was one guy you wanted in your hole, it was your dad."), except the last one ("Your dad had the best penis in the military!").
** And this little exchange when Lois and Meg were going through Meg's baby things.
--->'''Lois:''' Oh, look, Meg, it's your little baby booties. Oh, and your little bronze hat... And your tail.\\
'''Meg:''' My what?!\\
'''Lois:''' Nothing.
** In "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater", Peter asks Brian to teach him how to be a gentleman. Brian suggests that Peter try to have a polite conversation.
--->'''Peter:''' It's a pleasure to see you again. After ''Hogan's Heroes'', Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
** When Peter gets home from work after his dad is made the new boss: "Lunch is a sin. Taking a break is a sin. {{Bestiality|IsDepraved}} is a sin. [[NoodleIncident I don't remember how that came up exactly...]]"
** "I'm Carlos, and beneath my tough exterior is a boy aching to learn! And beneath that is a rapist."
** In "North by North Quahog" when Peter decides to spare the world from seeing Creator/MelGibson's over the top action movie sequel to ''Film/ThePassionOfTheChrist'', Lois mentions that taking the film is different from looting his towels, bathrobes, and Nazi paraphernalia.
** When the Griffins are put up in a hotel room Lois calls clean, Stewie examines it with a blacklight. He says the stains he finds are for oatmeal, spittle, and ''semen''.
** In "Saving Private Brian", when Chris wants to enlist in the US Army, Peter tells him that if he does, he'll get free food, prepaid college, and all the brown people he can [[BlackComedyRape rape]].
** In "Brokeback Swanson", in a cutaway of Peter going to Hogwarts, the students are being sorted into their dorms. The Sorting Hat sends one kid to Slytherin, another to Hufflepuff, and Peter gets housing for registered sex offenders.
** Then there's the parody for Pepperidge Farm.
--->"Remember those sweet, warm New England summers? Remember sipping lemonade under a shady tree? Remember when you hit that pedestrian with your car at the crosswalk and then just drove away? Pepperidge Farm remembers."

* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS16E18AStarIsTorn A Star Is Torn]]", Lisa states that the reason her family got sick from organic food is because they're not accustomed to the "vitamins, minerals, and trace amounts of bug feces."
** Inverted wonderfully in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E25SummerOf4Ft2 Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]", when Homer tries to buy illegal fireworks from a Kwik-E-Mart and they're the least suspicious item on the list, despite being the only illegal one.
--->'''Homer:''' Yeah, um, give me one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, [[CoverupPurchase a bottle of Old Harper]], a box of panty shields, some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.
*** [[BrickJoke Followed up later]] when Marge is unpacking the grocery bags and declares "Whatever you have planned tonight, count me out!"
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E4ItchyAndScratchyLand Itchy & Scratchy Land]]", Lisa doesn't recognize the secondary characters of the short-lived ''Itchy & Scratchy and Friends Hour'' being sold as merch at the titular park - Disgruntled Goat, Uncle Ant and Ku Klux Klam.
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E19LisasWedding Lisa's Wedding]]", Marge advising Lisa on [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage the difference between names for things in the US and the UK]]: "An elevator is called a 'lift', a mile is called a 'kilometer', and botulism is called 'steak and kidney pie'."
** Mayor Quimby's campaign jingle in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E5SideshowBobRoberts Sideshow Bob Roberts]]" includes a list of Quimby's achievements:
--->''Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink.\\
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-sized roller rink.\\
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap.\\
[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!]]''
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E15TheLastTemptationOfKrust The Last Temptation of Krust]]", one line for the [[HummerDinger Canyonero]] jingle is "Top of the line in utility sports. [[EveryCarIsAPinto Unexplained fires]] are a matter for the courts."
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E17HomerTheSmithers Homer the Smithers]]", Smithers explains his 2800 small jobs to Homer, who is filling in for him while he goes on vacation: "Your new duties will include answering Mr. Burns' phone, preparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs, assisting with his chewing and swallowing, [[HauledBeforeASenateSubCommittee lying to Congress]], and some light typing."
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E3LisasSax Lisa's Sax]]", a flashback shows a young Bart first making fun of Principal Skinner, singing "Skinner is a nut, he has a rubber butt!". Skinner responds by saying, "[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne Young man, I can assure you my posterior is nothing more than flesh, bone, and that metal plate I got in 'Nam]].".
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E12HomerTheGreat Homer The Great]]", Abraham lists labels that he has in his wallet. He's an elk, a mason, a communist, and the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance (for some reason).
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E2BrothersLittleHelper Brother's Little Helper]]", Springfield Elementary School hosts a fire safety day, and as he introduces a play about fire prevention and safety, Principal Skinner says "Fire can be our servant, whether it's toasting s'mores, or [[UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar raining down on Charlie]].".
** In "Bart's Friend Falls in Love", Ms. Krabappel's class watches a sex education video about Fuzzy and Fluffy Bunny. They went to the park, the ice cream social, the boat show and the ''gun range'' (which narrator Troy [=McClure=] lists under "other wholesome activities").
** In the classic episode where Homer accidentally hijacks a nuclear submarine and he is accused of being a Communist infiltrator, his father Abe gets interviewed.
--->"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig , an idiot, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} a Communist]], but he is not a porn star."

---> '''Cartman''': I told my parents I was sleeping at Stan's house, Stan told his parents he was sleeping at my house, and Kenny didn't tell his parents anything because they're [[AlcoholicParent alcoholics]] and they'll never notice he's gone.