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* ''Gas Holed'': A proctologist operates on a stripper who injured her rectum during a porno film shoot. With the amount of deaths on this show involving surgery, you'd think the doctor would end up killing the patient in some way. Instead, the stripper ends up passing gas mid-operation (as she had a chili dog before the operation because the doctor didn't tell her to fast for 12 hours) and ignites the cauterizer the doctor was holding, burning his face and incinerating his lungs.
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* ''Gas Holed'': A proctologist operates on a stripper who injured her rectum during a porno film shoot. With Given the amount of deaths on this show involving surgery, you'd think the doctor would end up killing the patient in some way. Instead, the stripper ends up passing gas mid-operation (as she had a chili dog before the operation because the doctor didn't tell her to fast for 12 hours) and ignites the cauterizer the doctor was holding, burning his face and incinerating his lungs.
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* ''Gas Holed'': A proctologist operates on a stripper who injured her rectum during a porno film shoot. With the amount of deaths on this show involving surgery, you'd think the doctor would end up killing the patient in some way. Instead, the stripper ends up passing gas mid-operation (as she had a chili dog before the operation because the doctor didn't tell her to fast for 12 hours) and ignites the cauterizer the doctor was holding, burning his face and incinerating his lungs.
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* "Bad Max": In an example not related to how the victim died, the raging self-obsessed actor is described as being a racist. When he gets pulled over for speeding and sees that the cop approaching his car is black, instead of insulting her for that, he asks her if she's Jewish; reflecting the infamous 2006 arrest of [[Creator/MelGibson who the the victim in this segment is based on.]]
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* "Bad Max": In an example not related to how the victim died, the raging self-obsessed actor is described as being a racist. When he gets pulled over for speeding and sees that the cop approaching his car is black, instead of insulting her for that, he asks her if she's Jewish; reflecting the infamous 2006 arrest of [[Creator/MelGibson who the the victim in this segment is based on.]]
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* "Down With the Clown": A children's party clown out to stop Infernal Clown Posse (played by the actual members of RealLife band Insane Clown Posse) from ruining the reputation of clowns everywhere crashes one of ICP's concerts and gets hit in the head with a bottle of soda. You'd think that would directly kill him, but no - the soda only contributes to his death by electrocuting him when he tries to unplug ICP's speakers while drenched in it.
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* "Down With the Clown": A children's party clown out to stop Infernal Clown Posse (played by the actual members of RealLife band Insane Clown Posse) Music/InsaneClownPosse) from ruining the reputation of clowns everywhere crashes one of ICP's concerts and gets hit in the head with a bottle of soda. You'd think that would directly kill him, but no - the soda only contributes to his death by electrocuting him when he tries to unplug ICP's speakers while drenched in it.
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* "Cream-ated": A man who was abused as a child by his deranged uncle wearing a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udder. You'd think that would eventually end up killing him (as drinking milk straight from the cow can kill you via salmonella), but instead, the cow kicks his head in and causes fatal brain damage.
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* "Cream-ated": A man who was abused as a child by his deranged uncle wearing a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udder. You'd think that would eventually end up killing him (as drinking milk straight from the cow can kill you via salmonella), salmonella due to the milk not being pasteurized), but instead, the cow kicks his head in and causes fatal brain damage.
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* "In Farm's Way": A pair of teen delinquents are sentenced to do work release on a farm. One nearly kills his buddy by throwing a pitchfork into a bale of hay, narrowly missing him. He then starts playing with a captive bolt pistol (the weapon Anton Chigurh had in ''Literature/NoCountryForOldMen''), thinking it is a milk pump for cows and almost shoots the farmer's daughter with it before using it on himself.
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* "In Farm's Way": "E-I-E-I-Oww!": A pair of teen delinquents are sentenced to do work release on a farm. One nearly kills his buddy by throwing a pitchfork into a bale of hay, narrowly missing him. He then starts playing with a captive bolt pistol (the weapon Anton Chigurh had in ''Literature/NoCountryForOldMen''), thinking it is a milk pump for cows and almost shoots the farmer's daughter with it before using it on himself.
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* In "War-done," the sadistic warden of a women's prison confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for the other prisoners and eats a blue one that's laced with PCP ("angel dust", a hallucinogen that was once used as an anesthetic but was barred when doctors found it caused psychosis). While the man does go crazy from its effects, he doesn't die of an overdose nor does he die from doing a dive off his desk (it does knock him unconscious). So, how does he die? The guards use a flash grenade to disorient him so they can capture him, but the grenade rolled too close to his head and blew it off.
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* In "War-done," the sadistic warden of a women's prison confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for the other prisoners and eats a blue one that's laced with PCP ("angel dust", a hallucinogen that was once used as an anesthetic but was barred when doctors found it caused psychosis). While the man does go crazy from its effects, he doesn't die of an overdose nor does he die from doing a dive off his desk (it does knock him unconscious). So, how does he die? The guards use a flash grenade to disorient him so they can capture him, but the grenade rolled rolls too close to his head and blew blows it off.
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* In "A Chainus Runs Through It" a conceited tattoo artist is targeted by an angry biker after the tattoo artist gives him Chinese symbols that translate to "douchebag." The tattoo artist survives getting punched in the face and is able to lose the angry biker in a chase. That doesn't stop a forklift from hooking onto his new piercing (a Teflon-coated chain he swallowed, took out his rectum and attached back together) and the chain rips through his digestive tract.
* In "Cross Bown'd," a guy becomes paranoid after winning a mega-lottery. You think he would get so paranoid he kills himself (or someone around him, like his butler and/or the $1000-a-day hooker he hired), likely with the crossbow he got, but he doesn't. Instead, he shoots an arrow through a self-portrait he had commissioned and gets electrocuted when he grabs it after it hit an electrical wire.
* In "Pulled Pork," a crooked farmer is extracting semen from a pig, but the pig's squeals wake up his neighbor. As the neighbor comes in, the guy tries to run, but he trips over the bucket and hits his head on a metal pole. Surprisingly, the impact of the fall didn't kill him. What did kill him was the pig eating the man's intestines as payback for getting literally jacked off.
* In "Cross Bown'd," a guy becomes paranoid after winning a mega-lottery. You think he would get so paranoid he kills himself (or someone around him, like his butler and/or the $1000-a-day hooker he hired), likely with the crossbow he got, but he doesn't. Instead, he shoots an arrow through a self-portrait he had commissioned and gets electrocuted when he grabs it after it hit an electrical wire.
* In "Pulled Pork," a crooked farmer is extracting semen from a pig, but the pig's squeals wake up his neighbor. As the neighbor comes in, the guy tries to run, but he trips over the bucket and hits his head on a metal pole. Surprisingly, the impact of the fall didn't kill him. What did kill him was the pig eating the man's intestines as payback for getting literally jacked off.
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* In "A Chainus Runs Through It" a conceited tattoo artist is targeted by an angry biker after the tattoo artist gives him Chinese symbols that translate to "douchebag." and met someone who knew Chinese afterward. The tattoo artist survives getting punched in the face and is able to lose the angry biker in a chase. That doesn't stop a forklift from hooking onto his new piercing (a Teflon-coated chain he swallowed, took out his rectum and attached back together) and the chain rips through his digestive tract.
* In "Cross Bown'd," a guy becomes paranoid after winning a mega-lottery. You think he would get so paranoid he kills himself (or someone around him, like his butler and/or the $1000-a-day hooker he hired), likely with the crossbow he got, but he doesn't. Instead, he shoots an arrow through a self-portrait he had commissioned and gets electrocuted when he grabs it after ithit hits an electrical wire.
* In "Pulled Pork," a crooked farmeris extracting extracts semen from a pig, blue-ribbon prize pig named Brandon to sell at the black market, but the pig's squeals in the middle of the deed wake up his neighbor. As the neighbor comes in, the Brandon's owner. The guy tries to run, make a run for it, but he trips over the bucket and hits his head on a metal pole. Surprisingly, the impact of the fall didn't kill him. What did kill him was the pig eating the man's intestines as payback for getting literally jacked off.
* In "Cross Bown'd," a guy becomes paranoid after winning a mega-lottery. You think he would get so paranoid he kills himself (or someone around him, like his butler and/or the $1000-a-day hooker he hired), likely with the crossbow he got, but he doesn't. Instead, he shoots an arrow through a self-portrait he had commissioned and gets electrocuted when he grabs it after it
* In "Pulled Pork," a crooked farmer
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** "Lawn of the Dead": A group of stoners and cokeheads from the 1970s have a barbecue. One guy overuses lighter fluid on his barbecue but doesn't burn to death. There's also a lot of drug abuse (cocaine, alcohol, and marijuana), a woman who drinks booze while pregnant, and a woman who sunbathes, despite the carcinogenic effects of the sun's UV rays, and still no one bites it. So, who dies in this segment? A guy playing lawn darts. He throws one in the air and gets distracted by a woman flashing her breasts at him long enough not to notice that the dart he threw in the air came back down and pierced him through his skull.
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* In "Headless Warden," the sadistic warden of a women's prison confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for the other prisoners and eats a blue one that's laced with PCP ("angel dust", a hallucinogen that was once used as an anesthetic but was barred when doctors found it caused psychosis). While the man does go crazy from its effects, he doesn't die of an overdose nor does he die from doing a dive off his desk (it does knock him unconscious). So, how does he die? The guards use a flash grenade to disorient him so they can capture him, but the grenade rolled too close to his head and blew it off.
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Sometimes, the show's segments will come up with a twist on either how a character will die, or ''who'' will die. Therefore, this warrants ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie'' its own BaitAndSwitch page.
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* In "Apocalypse Harlie", The "Hollywood Hitman" is tasked with murdering the show's Creator/CharlieSheen knockoff because of how unstable he's become. However, Harlie does the job for him, falling onto his own machete.
* "Signed Out": A lazy husband beats himself up to avoid signing divorce papers from his wife so that way he can blame his wife for being abusive to him and put her behind bars. While he could have easily killed himself from self-inflicted injuries (his banging his head against a metal dial on the fireplace could have split his skull open no problem), it was the incompetent [=EMT=]s who caused his death when they didn't park his gurney and left him to roll down a hill and catapult into a road sign, which impales him in the stomach.
* "Hummus Among Us": The Libyan terrorists who sold government stockpiles to Al Qaeda. Habib's shooting demonstration could have killed them all (since this show has had people getting killed from bullets ricocheting everywhere and making Swiss cheese out of their skulls or their viscera), but instead, he hits a barrel, mislabeled as containing hummus, but which actually contained mustard gas (which caused blisters and irritation from the inside-out) and sarin gas (which scrambled their nervous system), killing everyone in the room.
* "Mine Over Splatter": Three former Vietnamese soldiers play RussianRoulette to settle their argument over what's the best aphrodisiac. After all of them survive, they celebrate by stomping the ground, which triggers a land mine left over from the Vietnam War that was still in working condition.
* "Easy Slider": Two people sneak into a neighbor's pool, which is under construction. After swimming dangerously close to submerged power cords and the man shooting a nail gun at his girlfriend's beer can, he decides to make a Slip-N-Slide using a tarp. Of course, neither of them notices the nail sticking through the tarp, which disembowels him.
* "Micro-Whacked": A drug addict who ingests meth, cocaine, prescription drugs, and PCP. Rather than drop dead from an overdose, he put a lava lamp in a microwave to speed it up. It explodes.
* "Cult Evaded": An orphaned Goth girl living with a Bible-thumping religious couple is subjected to an exorcism, as they fear her tattoos, piercings, and goth boyfriend are signs that she is possessed by Satan himself. At first, you think they and their lunatic friends are going to end up killing her in the process of "driving away the Devil," but in the end, they all die from breathing the carbon monoxide fumes [[TooDumbToLive from the coal and incense they were burning in a closed tent]]. Ironically, the girl had the fortune of being in a layer of fresh air near the ground. She managed to escape, not caring that her foster parents are dead.
* "Offed The Hook": A redneck survivalist living off the grid takes a walk with a meat hook connected to a chain. Does he die electrocuting himself by throwing the hook onto a power line so he can poach electricity for his TV? Nope. Does he die from hanging himself while trying to lift an elk carcass? Nope. Does he die by [[EpicFail falling into a ditch and impaling his throat with the meat hook]]? Hell yeah.
* "Death of Sum Young Guy": A [[FatBastard gluttonous man]] makes his rounds at several Chinese buffet-style restaurants. During one of his trips, he nearly chokes to death while eating, but one of the servers saves him with the Heimlich maneuver. The man ended up dying from all the MSG he consumed which wreaked havoc on his heart. Although there are a couple of things seriously wrong with this; MSG isn't used very much anymore due to the negative perception surrounding it, and actual scientific studies into MSG have basically proved that any claimed negative health effects it has are complete nonsense in the first place.
* "Cast Offed": A redneck ends up breaking his arm while cutting wood. Not one to spend his welfare money on something useful like a hospital visit, he makes his own cast. He uses a power saw to cut the cast off sometime later and manages not to cut his arm open and bleed out in spectacular fashion. He still dies, though, because his improperly-set bone caused bone marrow to seep into his bloodstream and give him an embolism.
* "Samu-Fry": Two bored Japanese-American teen boys decide to play with katanas after watching a samurai flick. You think that one of them would slice or stab the other one, right? Not really. As one boy gets ready to finish off the other, he gets stopped when his katana hits a low-hanging power line and fries his ass.
* "Pam Caked!": By the show's standards, the new girl on the cheerleading squad is too nice and adorable to die from falling head-first to the ground thanks to the {{alpha bitch}}y head cheerleader purposely letting her go, so it seems that the saboteur would be crushed by her when she falls. She isn't, and stands by sneering as the other cheerleaders help the new girl up. Turns out the bitchy cheerleader dies when she gets trampled by the football team running through the banner.
* "Orspasm": A woman suffers from persistent genital arousal disorder (a condition that's basically TheImmodestOrgasm on a frequent basis and not as fun or {{fanservice}}y). You would expect the constant orgasms to wreak havoc on her body or be the catalyst in an accidental suicide, but no. Instead, her boyfriend (who takes sick pleasure in [[KickTheDog making her cum by tickling her and using vibration]]) bites it when he pokes her in the back with a muscle massager. The woman goes into one of her orgasm spells and knocks the guy down the stairs, and he dies of head trauma and a broken neck.
* "Furdered": They actually show two different ways this survival enthusiast could have died: by falling into a [[SpikesOfDoom spiked pit]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he made]] and getting a bear trap to the face. He actually dies when another hunter mistakes him for a game animal because of the pelts he was wearing.
* "Onesie & Donesie": An accident-prone home shopping network host manages to avoid death by having a folding ladder fall out from under him and having a piece of a samurai sword's blade break off and hit him in the chest (both of which are references to Internet videos that showed the same thing), only to burn to death when a onesie he's wearing catches fire on a scented candle.
* "Hammer Head": A perverted janitor at a prep school uses a video camera to capture some scantily-clad field hockey players during practice. He manages to dodge a puck purposely sent his way by one of the players, only to get accidentally brained a few moments later by another girl practicing her hammer throw.
* "Sumowed": The asshole son of an exec tries to put on a motivational seminar for the company's employees. During a round of sumo wrestling in fat suits, one worker, whom he let fall during a trust exercise when he was supposed to catch her, knocks him out of the ring and down a cliff. He managed to survive unscathed... at least until he got hit by a car.
* "Tube Snaked": A groupie bitch kicks out her latest boyfriend (who was passed up for a record deal) in such a hurry that he leaves his pet boa constrictor behind. The snake nearly chokes the woman to death but she tosses it off at the last minute. Later, the snake crawls up her house's exhaust pipe and blocks the airflow when the woman turns on the heater, causing carbon monoxide to back up in her house and suffocate her. Of course, she doesn't know she was dying because (a) carbon monoxide is odorless, and (b) she was drunk and thought the carbon monoxide suffocation was just her whacking out on alcohol.
** "Lawn of the Dead": A group of stoners and cokeheads from the 1970s have a barbecue. One guy overuses lighter fluid on his barbecue but doesn't burn to death. There's also a lot of drug abuse (cocaine, alcohol, and marijuana), a woman who drinks booze while pregnant, and a woman who sunbathes, despite the carcinogenic effects of the sun's UV rays, and still no one bites it. So, who dies in this segment? A guy playing lawn darts. He throws one in the air and gets distracted by a woman flashing her breasts at him long enough not to notice that the dart he threw in the air came back down and pierced him through his skull.
* "Tapped Out": Two wannabe pro wrestlers practice crazy wrestling moves in their backyard. Among other things, this includes staple guns, fluorescent lights, and weed whackers being used to inflict pain on the other. One might expect the second wrestler to die from having his chest sliced with a weed whacker. Turns out the man who tried to slice his partner with the weed whacker died because he was beaten with fluorescent lights, which contain mercury vapor that entered the first man's body through his nose and through the staple wounds on his chest.
* "Sign Offed": A sign spinner has a competition against a challenger for the love of a beautiful barista, and he goes off the curb, but ''avoids'' getting run over by a car. However, because he hit the pointed tip of his sign on the pavement one too many times, this left a jagged corner of corrugated plastic, slicing his jugular vein and killing him.
* "Rebel Without a Pulse": A [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar Confederate soldier]] from a squad [[TheRemnant who hasn't heard that the war ended]] is sentenced to die via firing squad for deserting his men. The soldier does drop dead, but everybody missed him -- turns out he was so scared, he suffered a heart attack from stress when the squad fired.
* "Contact Die": The blonde who seduced the nerd of the class didn't die due to breathing their experiment's gas (which is lethal in real life). What happened was that said gas caused a reaction that fused her contacts to her eyeballs, and she ran around in a panic until she slipped on the freshly-waxed hallway and died of a broken neck.
* "The Depart-dead": teenage {{southies}} playing Edward Fortyhands (a drinking game in which two forty-ounce bottles of malt liquor are taped to your hands and the only way out is to drink them both). You would expect them to die from alcohol poisoning or rupturing their bladders from all that drinking (going to the bathroom in this kind of drinking game is against the rules). Instead, they died from suffocating from hydrogen cyanide caused by a cigar setting fire to their couch (which had a lot of synthetic material as stuffing. It was one of those couches that would be right at home in a 1960s/1970s-style basement rumpus room).
* "Descent of a Woman": The mysophobic woman with obsessive-compulsive disorder falls off a ladder and hits a mirror. Miraculously, she didn't die from that. What she died from was pulling out a glass shard that was sticking from her armpit. The glass shard was keeping the blood from spilling out of her body.
* "Splat-formed": The cocaine dealer-cum-addict from the 1970s. Given that he snorted a lot of coke and was dancing really fast at a disco, you'd expect him to just simply drop dead from heart failure. Instead, this jive-time turkey tripped on his own platform shoes and got stabbed in the throat with the sharp end of his male symbol necklace.
* "Killer Tan": You'd think the two Guidos would die from tanning too much. Instead, one of them lights up in the atomic tanning booth, setting them both on fire.
* "In Farm's Way": A pair of teen delinquents are sentenced to do work release on a farm. One nearly kills his buddy by throwing a pitchfork into a bale of hay, narrowly missing him. He then starts playing with a captive bolt pistol (the weapon Anton Chigurh had in ''Literature/NoCountryForOldMen''), thinking it is a milk pump for cows and almost shoots the farmer's daughter with it before using it on himself.
* "Down With the Clown": A children's party clown out to stop Infernal Clown Posse (played by the actual members of RealLife band Insane Clown Posse) from ruining the reputation of clowns everywhere crashes one of ICP's concerts and gets hit in the head with a bottle of soda. You'd think that would directly kill him, but no - the soda only contributes to his death by electrocuting him when he tries to unplug ICP's speakers while drenched in it.
* Shown in retrospect in "She-Manned": a female body-builder/fetish actress who likes to sexually humiliate wussy men nearly drowns in her bathtub after drinking a mixture of wine and painkillers. She could have drowned right there and then, but, instead, she dry-drowned sometime later while crushing a watermelon with her thighs for her best customer.
* "Teri-Yucky" is a double one. A busboy at a Benihana-style Japanese teppanyaki restaurant[[note]]a restaurant where the chefs prepare and serve the food to customers on an open griddle, often doing crazy awesome knife tricks as part of the act[[/note]] takes his boss's locked-up knives after closing and imitates his techniques over a grill. He throws the knife up and miraculously doesn't get stabbed in the head or eye by it. Instead, the knife cuts the rope of a Buddha head decoration hanging above the grill, and ''more miraculously'', the busboy doesn't die of head trauma from getting whacked by it. The busboy does, however, get knocked out, and ends up doing a faceplant on the severely hot grill, burning his face and brains to a tempura crisp.
* "Fang Banged": A redneck decides to give his brother a scare by playfully shooting at him. The brother gets killed, but not by a gunshot wound. When he hit the deck, he landed on a rattlesnake, which bit him in the chest.
* "Homie's Dead" is one of the most triumphant examples: a burglar breaks into a house and knocks the daylights out of one of the residents. His wife attempts CPR, but to no avail: he's dead and the show goes to the usual screen numbering the death and giving it a title...'''but''', it turns out the husband has [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_syndrome Lazarus syndrome]] and comes back to life. The man recovers in time to scare the living shit out of the burglar, who falls from the balcony while trying to make his escape and dies from hitting the cobbled ground below.
* "Suck-Her Punched" is another triumphant example, with the one who doesn't die being the main focus of the story. A boxer dresses like a woman after a rigorous workout to cool down and walks to the alley at the back. A rapist spots the boxer, and you'd think he'd kill him after [[UnsettlingGenderReveal finding out he's not a woman]]. That's not what happens. After [[BerserkButton being called a lady]], the boxer kills the rapist with one punch to the temple.
* "Homie-cide" is about an actor who joins a street gang to get in character for a movie. Part of the initiation involves him getting beat up by the other gangsters. You'd expect him to die from injuries sustained in the beating, but he survives. What actually kills him is a dead body dropped from a freeway overpass by another gang landing on top of him.
* "Penis De Milo": A sculptor obsessed with art crafts a woman's body out of marble, calling it real, and not caring about his wife leaving him due to neglect. He then has sex with it and wakes up minutes later to find that his RagingStiffie is stuck in the statue. Normally, in a case like this, the man would waste away days later from dehydration and starvation. That's not what happens; what happens is the man frees himself from being [[{{Pun}} literally stuck in his work]] and falls to the floor in the process-- only to have his work topple off the table, crush him, break his ribs, and suffocate him.
* "Die Jump": A manipulative, amateur actress auditions for a local sports commercial by performing a high jump. She nails it but ends up missing the mat and falling on the hard ground. She gets up, allegedly fine -- in reality, her spinal cord was fractured, but not quite broken -- at least not until a track runner plows into her, knocking her down and finishing the job.
* Death number 1000, "Premature Endings", featured several dumbasses dying a variety of crazy, violent deaths in a hospital, but they're actually not the focus of the story. The main focus: an elderly man in the hospital about to die of natural causes while in the company of his loving adult daughter.
* In "Tunnel Vision," two cheesesteak vendors at a Philly street art festival get into a war over customers. This culminates in the first vendor using a Molotov cocktail against his rival, with which he accidentally sets his own arm on fire after tossing it. Sounds like a typical "[[ManOnFire man burns to death]]" story, right? Not really. Much like in a ''WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner'' cartoon, the man runs screaming into a tunnel that's actually painted on a wall with some impressive and realistic 3D art. [[{{Deconstruction}} Unlike the Looney Tunes cartoons]], the vendor dies from a skull fracture after hitting the painted wall.
* In "Headless Warden," the sadistic warden of a women's prison confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for the other prisoners and eats a blue one that's laced with PCP ("angel dust", a hallucinogen that was once used as an anesthetic but was barred when doctors found it caused psychosis). While the man does go crazy from its effects, he doesn't die of an overdose nor does he die from doing a dive off his desk (it does knock him unconscious). So, how does he die? The guards use a flash grenade to disorient him so they can capture him, but the grenade rolled too close to his head and blew it off.
* In "Cop Out," a DirtyCop is sent to babysit some juvenile delinquents working community service by painting over graffiti and inhales some paint thinner. Yes, the paint thinner could have done extensive brain damage to him, but that's not what happens. What happens is that the crooked cop flies into a thinner-induced rage and threatens to kill the delinquents (they, however, don't get killed), but drops his gun. Just as the cop picks it up, the gun goes off and splatters his brains all over the wall.
* In "A Chainus Runs Through It" a conceited tattoo artist is targeted by an angry biker after the tattoo artist gives him Chinese symbols that translate to "douchebag." The tattoo artist survives getting punched in the face and is able to lose the angry biker in a chase. That doesn't stop a forklift from hooking onto his new piercing (a Teflon-coated chain he swallowed, took out his rectum and attached back together) and the chain rips through his digestive tract.
* In "Cross Bown'd," a guy becomes paranoid after winning a mega-lottery. You think he would get so paranoid he kills himself (or someone around him, like his butler and/or the $1000-a-day hooker he hired), likely with the crossbow he got, but he doesn't. Instead, he shoots an arrow through a self-portrait he had commissioned and gets electrocuted when he grabs it after it hit an electrical wire.
* In "Pulled Pork," a crooked farmer is extracting semen from a pig, but the pig's squeals wake up his neighbor. As the neighbor comes in, the guy tries to run, but he trips over the bucket and hits his head on a metal pole. Surprisingly, the impact of the fall didn't kill him. What did kill him was the pig eating the man's intestines as payback for getting literally jacked off.
* In "Heim-Licked," an aggressive weight-loss boot camp manager meets his new overweight student. Not legally allowed to kick her out (as she could very easily sue him for discrimination), he decides to humiliate her instead. When she quits the course out of frustration, her secret stash of snack cakes falls out and the boot camp manager humiliates her even further by taking one of her snack cakes and eating it while mocking her with his mouth full. Not surprisingly, he chokes on the snack cake. However, he dies when he attempts to perform the Heimlich maneuver on himself using a yoga ball, bounces off it, and lands mouth-first on a sprinkler, breaking his C2 and C3 vertebrae.
* "Lac-Toasted": A trenchcoat-clad flasher named Gordon exposes himself to three moms (who are actually members of a local fight club called "M.I.L.F" -- "Moms I'd Like to Fight") out on a walk with their babies, who proceed to [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beat the crap out of him]]. The beating left him bloody, but not dead until he keeled over immediately after getting back up. What killed him was his drinking of the moms' bottles of breast milk, which had traces of proteins from peanuts, and the flasher learned too late that he was deathly allergic to them.
* "Bushwhacked 3: Waxed Offed": A bitchy redhead at a Thai spa nearly gets her snatch burned by a flaming bikini wax strip, but the sprinklers manage to put it out. However, that ends up killing her, because she turns out to be deathly allergic to water.
* "Mudder Sucked": The cruel sorority girl seems like she'll end up drowning a pledge in a mud wrestling pit (or vice versa or a DeathByFallingOver), but the pledge's friends manage to save her. But then the sorority girl ends up standing over a sinkhole, and she ends up being sucked in and suffocated by the mud.
* "Any Given Gunday": It seems like the athlete will mistakenly shoot the {{groupie}} thinking she's a home invader. She does get shot, but not by him; she turns on his oven not knowing he has a gun inside, causing the gun to go off and kill her.
* "Jersey Gore": You'd think the obnoxious Guido working on his car would get killed by it in some way, and the show actually teases a few possibilities (getting his necklace caught in the fan belt, his cigarette setting off exposed gasoline nearby, the jack giving out and his car falling on him), but he actually gets killed when he accidentally rolls under a street sweeper that he didn't hear due to his loud music drowning it out.
* "Dead-dy Dearest": The audience is led to believe that the BoyfriendBlockingDad will shoot his daughter's boyfriend. Turns out, his gun was loaded with blanks; he just wanted to give him a good scare. To demonstrate, he puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger... with fatal results. He didn't know that the air pressure would be enough to crack his skull.
* "Rocky Roadkill": It seems like the drug dealer who sells his product out of an [[BadHumorTruck ice cream truck]] will get shot by the meth addict holding him at gunpoint, but he successfully drives off. However, during his escape, he accidentally ruptures the freezer's refrigerant tank, causing the poorly-ventilated van to fill with Freon. He passes out, causing his truck to crash into a tree at 50 mph.
* "Flame Retard-ant": A {{pyromaniac}} accidentally [[ManOnFire sets himself on fire]], but he manages to put it out before he burns to death by jumping into a nearby body of water. However, the cold water causes him to go into shock and drown.
* "Cream-ated": A man who was abused as a child by his deranged uncle wearing a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udder. You'd think that would eventually end up killing him (as drinking milk straight from the cow can kill you via salmonella), but instead, the cow kicks his head in and causes fatal brain damage.
* "Blast Call": A fat drunk strips his shirt off and gets bar patrons to use him as a dartboard in exchange for free drinks. It may seem that he'll die to blood loss, a dart fatally wounding him or cracking his skull when he passes out and falls. He falls...and explodes. Turns out he worked as a demolition worker and accidentally left a stick of dynamite in his back pocket which went off when he fell.
* "Bad Max": In an example not related to how the victim died, the raging self-obsessed actor is described as being a racist. When he gets pulled over for speeding and sees that the cop approaching his car is black, instead of insulting her for that, he asks her if she's Jewish.
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* In "Apocalypse Harlie", The "Hollywood Hitman" is tasked with murdering the show's Creator/CharlieSheen knockoff because of how unstable he's become. However, Harlie does the job for him, falling onto his own machete.
* "Signed Out": A lazy husband beats himself up to avoid signing divorce papers from his wife so that way he can blame his wife for being abusive to him and put her behind bars. While he could have easily killed himself from self-inflicted injuries (his banging his head against a metal dial on the fireplace could have split his skull open no problem), it was the incompetent [=EMT=]s who caused his death when they didn't park his gurney and left him to roll down a hill and catapult into a road sign, which impales him in the stomach.
* "Hummus Among Us": The Libyan terrorists who sold government stockpiles to Al Qaeda. Habib's shooting demonstration could have killed them all (since this show has had people getting killed from bullets ricocheting everywhere and making Swiss cheese out of their skulls or their viscera), but instead, he hits a barrel, mislabeled as containing hummus, but which actually contained mustard gas (which caused blisters and irritation from the inside-out) and sarin gas (which scrambled their nervous system), killing everyone in the room.
* "Mine Over Splatter": Three former Vietnamese soldiers play RussianRoulette to settle their argument over what's the best aphrodisiac. After all of them survive, they celebrate by stomping the ground, which triggers a land mine left over from the Vietnam War that was still in working condition.
* "Easy Slider": Two people sneak into a neighbor's pool, which is under construction. After swimming dangerously close to submerged power cords and the man shooting a nail gun at his girlfriend's beer can, he decides to make a Slip-N-Slide using a tarp. Of course, neither of them notices the nail sticking through the tarp, which disembowels him.
* "Micro-Whacked": A drug addict who ingests meth, cocaine, prescription drugs, and PCP. Rather than drop dead from an overdose, he put a lava lamp in a microwave to speed it up. It explodes.
* "Cult Evaded": An orphaned Goth girl living with a Bible-thumping religious couple is subjected to an exorcism, as they fear her tattoos, piercings, and goth boyfriend are signs that she is possessed by Satan himself. At first, you think they and their lunatic friends are going to end up killing her in the process of "driving away the Devil," but in the end, they all die from breathing the carbon monoxide fumes [[TooDumbToLive from the coal and incense they were burning in a closed tent]]. Ironically, the girl had the fortune of being in a layer of fresh air near the ground. She managed to escape, not caring that her foster parents are dead.
* "Offed The Hook": A redneck survivalist living off the grid takes a walk with a meat hook connected to a chain. Does he die electrocuting himself by throwing the hook onto a power line so he can poach electricity for his TV? Nope. Does he die from hanging himself while trying to lift an elk carcass? Nope. Does he die by [[EpicFail falling into a ditch and impaling his throat with the meat hook]]? Hell yeah.
* "Death of Sum Young Guy": A [[FatBastard gluttonous man]] makes his rounds at several Chinese buffet-style restaurants. During one of his trips, he nearly chokes to death while eating, but one of the servers saves him with the Heimlich maneuver. The man ended up dying from all the MSG he consumed which wreaked havoc on his heart. Although there are a couple of things seriously wrong with this; MSG isn't used very much anymore due to the negative perception surrounding it, and actual scientific studies into MSG have basically proved that any claimed negative health effects it has are complete nonsense in the first place.
* "Cast Offed": A redneck ends up breaking his arm while cutting wood. Not one to spend his welfare money on something useful like a hospital visit, he makes his own cast. He uses a power saw to cut the cast off sometime later and manages not to cut his arm open and bleed out in spectacular fashion. He still dies, though, because his improperly-set bone caused bone marrow to seep into his bloodstream and give him an embolism.
* "Samu-Fry": Two bored Japanese-American teen boys decide to play with katanas after watching a samurai flick. You think that one of them would slice or stab the other one, right? Not really. As one boy gets ready to finish off the other, he gets stopped when his katana hits a low-hanging power line and fries his ass.
* "Pam Caked!": By the show's standards, the new girl on the cheerleading squad is too nice and adorable to die from falling head-first to the ground thanks to the {{alpha bitch}}y head cheerleader purposely letting her go, so it seems that the saboteur would be crushed by her when she falls. She isn't, and stands by sneering as the other cheerleaders help the new girl up. Turns out the bitchy cheerleader dies when she gets trampled by the football team running through the banner.
* "Orspasm": A woman suffers from persistent genital arousal disorder (a condition that's basically TheImmodestOrgasm on a frequent basis and not as fun or {{fanservice}}y). You would expect the constant orgasms to wreak havoc on her body or be the catalyst in an accidental suicide, but no. Instead, her boyfriend (who takes sick pleasure in [[KickTheDog making her cum by tickling her and using vibration]]) bites it when he pokes her in the back with a muscle massager. The woman goes into one of her orgasm spells and knocks the guy down the stairs, and he dies of head trauma and a broken neck.
* "Furdered": They actually show two different ways this survival enthusiast could have died: by falling into a [[SpikesOfDoom spiked pit]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he made]] and getting a bear trap to the face. He actually dies when another hunter mistakes him for a game animal because of the pelts he was wearing.
* "Onesie & Donesie": An accident-prone home shopping network host manages to avoid death by having a folding ladder fall out from under him and having a piece of a samurai sword's blade break off and hit him in the chest (both of which are references to Internet videos that showed the same thing), only to burn to death when a onesie he's wearing catches fire on a scented candle.
* "Hammer Head": A perverted janitor at a prep school uses a video camera to capture some scantily-clad field hockey players during practice. He manages to dodge a puck purposely sent his way by one of the players, only to get accidentally brained a few moments later by another girl practicing her hammer throw.
* "Sumowed": The asshole son of an exec tries to put on a motivational seminar for the company's employees. During a round of sumo wrestling in fat suits, one worker, whom he let fall during a trust exercise when he was supposed to catch her, knocks him out of the ring and down a cliff. He managed to survive unscathed... at least until he got hit by a car.
* "Tube Snaked": A groupie bitch kicks out her latest boyfriend (who was passed up for a record deal) in such a hurry that he leaves his pet boa constrictor behind. The snake nearly chokes the woman to death but she tosses it off at the last minute. Later, the snake crawls up her house's exhaust pipe and blocks the airflow when the woman turns on the heater, causing carbon monoxide to back up in her house and suffocate her. Of course, she doesn't know she was dying because (a) carbon monoxide is odorless, and (b) she was drunk and thought the carbon monoxide suffocation was just her whacking out on alcohol.
** "Lawn of the Dead": A group of stoners and cokeheads from the 1970s have a barbecue. One guy overuses lighter fluid on his barbecue but doesn't burn to death. There's also a lot of drug abuse (cocaine, alcohol, and marijuana), a woman who drinks booze while pregnant, and a woman who sunbathes, despite the carcinogenic effects of the sun's UV rays, and still no one bites it. So, who dies in this segment? A guy playing lawn darts. He throws one in the air and gets distracted by a woman flashing her breasts at him long enough not to notice that the dart he threw in the air came back down and pierced him through his skull.
* "Tapped Out": Two wannabe pro wrestlers practice crazy wrestling moves in their backyard. Among other things, this includes staple guns, fluorescent lights, and weed whackers being used to inflict pain on the other. One might expect the second wrestler to die from having his chest sliced with a weed whacker. Turns out the man who tried to slice his partner with the weed whacker died because he was beaten with fluorescent lights, which contain mercury vapor that entered the first man's body through his nose and through the staple wounds on his chest.
* "Sign Offed": A sign spinner has a competition against a challenger for the love of a beautiful barista, and he goes off the curb, but ''avoids'' getting run over by a car. However, because he hit the pointed tip of his sign on the pavement one too many times, this left a jagged corner of corrugated plastic, slicing his jugular vein and killing him.
* "Rebel Without a Pulse": A [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar Confederate soldier]] from a squad [[TheRemnant who hasn't heard that the war ended]] is sentenced to die via firing squad for deserting his men. The soldier does drop dead, but everybody missed him -- turns out he was so scared, he suffered a heart attack from stress when the squad fired.
* "Contact Die": The blonde who seduced the nerd of the class didn't die due to breathing their experiment's gas (which is lethal in real life). What happened was that said gas caused a reaction that fused her contacts to her eyeballs, and she ran around in a panic until she slipped on the freshly-waxed hallway and died of a broken neck.
* "The Depart-dead": teenage {{southies}} playing Edward Fortyhands (a drinking game in which two forty-ounce bottles of malt liquor are taped to your hands and the only way out is to drink them both). You would expect them to die from alcohol poisoning or rupturing their bladders from all that drinking (going to the bathroom in this kind of drinking game is against the rules). Instead, they died from suffocating from hydrogen cyanide caused by a cigar setting fire to their couch (which had a lot of synthetic material as stuffing. It was one of those couches that would be right at home in a 1960s/1970s-style basement rumpus room).
* "Descent of a Woman": The mysophobic woman with obsessive-compulsive disorder falls off a ladder and hits a mirror. Miraculously, she didn't die from that. What she died from was pulling out a glass shard that was sticking from her armpit. The glass shard was keeping the blood from spilling out of her body.
* "Splat-formed": The cocaine dealer-cum-addict from the 1970s. Given that he snorted a lot of coke and was dancing really fast at a disco, you'd expect him to just simply drop dead from heart failure. Instead, this jive-time turkey tripped on his own platform shoes and got stabbed in the throat with the sharp end of his male symbol necklace.
* "Killer Tan": You'd think the two Guidos would die from tanning too much. Instead, one of them lights up in the atomic tanning booth, setting them both on fire.
* "In Farm's Way": A pair of teen delinquents are sentenced to do work release on a farm. One nearly kills his buddy by throwing a pitchfork into a bale of hay, narrowly missing him. He then starts playing with a captive bolt pistol (the weapon Anton Chigurh had in ''Literature/NoCountryForOldMen''), thinking it is a milk pump for cows and almost shoots the farmer's daughter with it before using it on himself.
* "Down With the Clown": A children's party clown out to stop Infernal Clown Posse (played by the actual members of RealLife band Insane Clown Posse) from ruining the reputation of clowns everywhere crashes one of ICP's concerts and gets hit in the head with a bottle of soda. You'd think that would directly kill him, but no - the soda only contributes to his death by electrocuting him when he tries to unplug ICP's speakers while drenched in it.
* Shown in retrospect in "She-Manned": a female body-builder/fetish actress who likes to sexually humiliate wussy men nearly drowns in her bathtub after drinking a mixture of wine and painkillers. She could have drowned right there and then, but, instead, she dry-drowned sometime later while crushing a watermelon with her thighs for her best customer.
* "Teri-Yucky" is a double one. A busboy at a Benihana-style Japanese teppanyaki restaurant[[note]]a restaurant where the chefs prepare and serve the food to customers on an open griddle, often doing crazy awesome knife tricks as part of the act[[/note]] takes his boss's locked-up knives after closing and imitates his techniques over a grill. He throws the knife up and miraculously doesn't get stabbed in the head or eye by it. Instead, the knife cuts the rope of a Buddha head decoration hanging above the grill, and ''more miraculously'', the busboy doesn't die of head trauma from getting whacked by it. The busboy does, however, get knocked out, and ends up doing a faceplant on the severely hot grill, burning his face and brains to a tempura crisp.
* "Fang Banged": A redneck decides to give his brother a scare by playfully shooting at him. The brother gets killed, but not by a gunshot wound. When he hit the deck, he landed on a rattlesnake, which bit him in the chest.
* "Homie's Dead" is one of the most triumphant examples: a burglar breaks into a house and knocks the daylights out of one of the residents. His wife attempts CPR, but to no avail: he's dead and the show goes to the usual screen numbering the death and giving it a title...'''but''', it turns out the husband has [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_syndrome Lazarus syndrome]] and comes back to life. The man recovers in time to scare the living shit out of the burglar, who falls from the balcony while trying to make his escape and dies from hitting the cobbled ground below.
* "Suck-Her Punched" is another triumphant example, with the one who doesn't die being the main focus of the story. A boxer dresses like a woman after a rigorous workout to cool down and walks to the alley at the back. A rapist spots the boxer, and you'd think he'd kill him after [[UnsettlingGenderReveal finding out he's not a woman]]. That's not what happens. After [[BerserkButton being called a lady]], the boxer kills the rapist with one punch to the temple.
* "Homie-cide" is about an actor who joins a street gang to get in character for a movie. Part of the initiation involves him getting beat up by the other gangsters. You'd expect him to die from injuries sustained in the beating, but he survives. What actually kills him is a dead body dropped from a freeway overpass by another gang landing on top of him.
* "Penis De Milo": A sculptor obsessed with art crafts a woman's body out of marble, calling it real, and not caring about his wife leaving him due to neglect. He then has sex with it and wakes up minutes later to find that his RagingStiffie is stuck in the statue. Normally, in a case like this, the man would waste away days later from dehydration and starvation. That's not what happens; what happens is the man frees himself from being [[{{Pun}} literally stuck in his work]] and falls to the floor in the process-- only to have his work topple off the table, crush him, break his ribs, and suffocate him.
* "Die Jump": A manipulative, amateur actress auditions for a local sports commercial by performing a high jump. She nails it but ends up missing the mat and falling on the hard ground. She gets up, allegedly fine -- in reality, her spinal cord was fractured, but not quite broken -- at least not until a track runner plows into her, knocking her down and finishing the job.
* Death number 1000, "Premature Endings", featured several dumbasses dying a variety of crazy, violent deaths in a hospital, but they're actually not the focus of the story. The main focus: an elderly man in the hospital about to die of natural causes while in the company of his loving adult daughter.
* In "Tunnel Vision," two cheesesteak vendors at a Philly street art festival get into a war over customers. This culminates in the first vendor using a Molotov cocktail against his rival, with which he accidentally sets his own arm on fire after tossing it. Sounds like a typical "[[ManOnFire man burns to death]]" story, right? Not really. Much like in a ''WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner'' cartoon, the man runs screaming into a tunnel that's actually painted on a wall with some impressive and realistic 3D art. [[{{Deconstruction}} Unlike the Looney Tunes cartoons]], the vendor dies from a skull fracture after hitting the painted wall.
* In "Headless Warden," the sadistic warden of a women's prison confiscates a box of cupcakes meant for the other prisoners and eats a blue one that's laced with PCP ("angel dust", a hallucinogen that was once used as an anesthetic but was barred when doctors found it caused psychosis). While the man does go crazy from its effects, he doesn't die of an overdose nor does he die from doing a dive off his desk (it does knock him unconscious). So, how does he die? The guards use a flash grenade to disorient him so they can capture him, but the grenade rolled too close to his head and blew it off.
* In "Cop Out," a DirtyCop is sent to babysit some juvenile delinquents working community service by painting over graffiti and inhales some paint thinner. Yes, the paint thinner could have done extensive brain damage to him, but that's not what happens. What happens is that the crooked cop flies into a thinner-induced rage and threatens to kill the delinquents (they, however, don't get killed), but drops his gun. Just as the cop picks it up, the gun goes off and splatters his brains all over the wall.
* In "A Chainus Runs Through It" a conceited tattoo artist is targeted by an angry biker after the tattoo artist gives him Chinese symbols that translate to "douchebag." The tattoo artist survives getting punched in the face and is able to lose the angry biker in a chase. That doesn't stop a forklift from hooking onto his new piercing (a Teflon-coated chain he swallowed, took out his rectum and attached back together) and the chain rips through his digestive tract.
* In "Cross Bown'd," a guy becomes paranoid after winning a mega-lottery. You think he would get so paranoid he kills himself (or someone around him, like his butler and/or the $1000-a-day hooker he hired), likely with the crossbow he got, but he doesn't. Instead, he shoots an arrow through a self-portrait he had commissioned and gets electrocuted when he grabs it after it hit an electrical wire.
* In "Pulled Pork," a crooked farmer is extracting semen from a pig, but the pig's squeals wake up his neighbor. As the neighbor comes in, the guy tries to run, but he trips over the bucket and hits his head on a metal pole. Surprisingly, the impact of the fall didn't kill him. What did kill him was the pig eating the man's intestines as payback for getting literally jacked off.
* In "Heim-Licked," an aggressive weight-loss boot camp manager meets his new overweight student. Not legally allowed to kick her out (as she could very easily sue him for discrimination), he decides to humiliate her instead. When she quits the course out of frustration, her secret stash of snack cakes falls out and the boot camp manager humiliates her even further by taking one of her snack cakes and eating it while mocking her with his mouth full. Not surprisingly, he chokes on the snack cake. However, he dies when he attempts to perform the Heimlich maneuver on himself using a yoga ball, bounces off it, and lands mouth-first on a sprinkler, breaking his C2 and C3 vertebrae.
* "Lac-Toasted": A trenchcoat-clad flasher named Gordon exposes himself to three moms (who are actually members of a local fight club called "M.I.L.F" -- "Moms I'd Like to Fight") out on a walk with their babies, who proceed to [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beat the crap out of him]]. The beating left him bloody, but not dead until he keeled over immediately after getting back up. What killed him was his drinking of the moms' bottles of breast milk, which had traces of proteins from peanuts, and the flasher learned too late that he was deathly allergic to them.
* "Bushwhacked 3: Waxed Offed": A bitchy redhead at a Thai spa nearly gets her snatch burned by a flaming bikini wax strip, but the sprinklers manage to put it out. However, that ends up killing her, because she turns out to be deathly allergic to water.
* "Mudder Sucked": The cruel sorority girl seems like she'll end up drowning a pledge in a mud wrestling pit (or vice versa or a DeathByFallingOver), but the pledge's friends manage to save her. But then the sorority girl ends up standing over a sinkhole, and she ends up being sucked in and suffocated by the mud.
* "Any Given Gunday": It seems like the athlete will mistakenly shoot the {{groupie}} thinking she's a home invader. She does get shot, but not by him; she turns on his oven not knowing he has a gun inside, causing the gun to go off and kill her.
* "Jersey Gore": You'd think the obnoxious Guido working on his car would get killed by it in some way, and the show actually teases a few possibilities (getting his necklace caught in the fan belt, his cigarette setting off exposed gasoline nearby, the jack giving out and his car falling on him), but he actually gets killed when he accidentally rolls under a street sweeper that he didn't hear due to his loud music drowning it out.
* "Dead-dy Dearest": The audience is led to believe that the BoyfriendBlockingDad will shoot his daughter's boyfriend. Turns out, his gun was loaded with blanks; he just wanted to give him a good scare. To demonstrate, he puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger... with fatal results. He didn't know that the air pressure would be enough to crack his skull.
* "Rocky Roadkill": It seems like the drug dealer who sells his product out of an [[BadHumorTruck ice cream truck]] will get shot by the meth addict holding him at gunpoint, but he successfully drives off. However, during his escape, he accidentally ruptures the freezer's refrigerant tank, causing the poorly-ventilated van to fill with Freon. He passes out, causing his truck to crash into a tree at 50 mph.
* "Flame Retard-ant": A {{pyromaniac}} accidentally [[ManOnFire sets himself on fire]], but he manages to put it out before he burns to death by jumping into a nearby body of water. However, the cold water causes him to go into shock and drown.
* "Cream-ated": A man who was abused as a child by his deranged uncle wearing a cow costume develops a fetish for drinking milk straight from a cow's udder. You'd think that would eventually end up killing him (as drinking milk straight from the cow can kill you via salmonella), but instead, the cow kicks his head in and causes fatal brain damage.
* "Blast Call": A fat drunk strips his shirt off and gets bar patrons to use him as a dartboard in exchange for free drinks. It may seem that he'll die to blood loss, a dart fatally wounding him or cracking his skull when he passes out and falls. He falls...and explodes. Turns out he worked as a demolition worker and accidentally left a stick of dynamite in his back pocket which went off when he fell.
* "Bad Max": In an example not related to how the victim died, the raging self-obsessed actor is described as being a racist. When he gets pulled over for speeding and sees that the cop approaching his car is black, instead of insulting her for that, he asks her if she's Jewish.
